>dad is a bald manlet, literally 5'2" (claims to be 5'6" though)
>got piss drunk and beat me growing up
>typical manlet babyrage
>grow up to be 6'0" and with a full head of hair far past when he lost his
>haven't spoken to him in years
>know full well I could pick him up with one hand and smash him into the concrete if he ever tried to hurt me again
Anyone else mog their parents?