My niece only ever wants to run a restaurant and she makes me a lettuce wrapped beef patty because 'you said carbs were bad'. Stop being a fricking weirdo
I am eternally horny, i make no distinction, and i can control ze horniness. You will never be on my level. Not even if a woman was in front of me begging to get her pregnant would i even move a muscle, for my baseline level of horniness is so elevated. The most it would do is get me a harder erection.
>in a 7 year relationship >started going back to the gym December 2022 >go 5-6 days a week >get gains like I never experienced >start seeing familiar faces >one girl I see very often >small frame, 5'2, short dark brown hair, looks like she's in her late teens >the type of build I'd fantasize dominating >keeps getting in my field of view >none stop >there isn't a day where she crosses my path when we're both there >cable machines >free weights >imagined pounding her small framed pussy to oblivion while holding her up in my arms >won't ruin my relationship for a random broad
Why couldn't I have gotten mired when I was single?
Its not fair, bros. Commitment is the ultimate leash.
i side hustle at a starbucks equivalent as a barista. often get jailbait being a little flirty. they become more bold when in a group, often giggling and spilling spaghetti. just today had a blonde constantly adjust her hair and smile at me, never breaking eye contact. another one initiated small talk about my forearms lol
Not sure how this is IST related but I advise waterproof boots, a rifle for the wildlife, and a cross (preferably iron or silver) to deal with the mystical beasts and fae.
fae will steal, mutilate and eat your children. that is why you must feed them grass fed beef organs and meat to keep the iron content in their blood high, so that the wrteched fae die once they try to take a bite out of them
I smile and laugh and go about my day. Helps when all of those kinds of mires happened while I was working, and boy oh boy were their fathers short with me.
I generally find it cute and ignore them.
What's really annoying is when it's a teen 15-17 and she's with her mom, and they're both miring. Like, oh great, I can't legally frick the daughter and I don't want to frick the mother. Guess I'll just move to the other side of the gym and avoid eye contact before the mom catches me looking at the daughter, or worse thinks I'm looking at her and tries to chat me up.
I would slaughter a tribe of starving Ethiopian children to consistently get teen mires. They are the highest form of validation a man can receive, true, undeniable evidence that you “made it.”
Be fricking grateful
>You will never have a virgin teenage wife in 2023 America due to declining morality and the laws of the land >You’ll never lose your virginities to each other >You’ll never die a happy death with 13 of your kids and your wife and your 100 grandkids mourning you at your deathbed
Life is too cruel to live, but we must yet persevere
I'll be honest, if a teen girl mired me and they had a hot mom I would bang the mom just so I'd live rent free in that girls head for the rest of her life. That's basically immortality.
It happened to me yesterday. I was in line to buy tickets at the movies and this girl behind me kept bumping into me and "accidentally" grazing my butt and back with her arms despite being plenty of space all around us.
It was weird but at least I'm glad to know I'm attractive to young girls.
>start talking to gf's 16yo sister >didnt flirt with her but could feel the tension between us >she kept suggesting plans for a date, kept sending "selfies" >gf finds out, fights with her own sister and forbids her from talking to me >text her last week, the spark is gone
you dont want to be me right now man also how do I get her sister interested in me again. Earlier when we talked she used to ask me to kidnap her and whatnot
I don't think you can. You can't persue her or your gf will defo find out. maybe go to Gf's house and wear no shirt or something or just find an excuse to be in the same room as the sister. Have dinner at your gf's place idk just find an excuse to go there
First off make sure 16 is legal. If it is, just text her again with some bullshit like "Oh i'm hurt things didnt workout with your sister, but when I first met you I knew you didn't have a mean bone in your body blah blah blah" Gas her up.
14 is legal where I live, its pretty common for high school girls to have semi sugar daddy relationships with adult men, or simply date college age adults
nobody cares, since they aren't mentally damaged by feminism and israelite browbeating
>28 years old >meet qt 18 year old >start seeing her, her parents are super mad >meet her 17 year old sister >she has way bigger breasts >meet her 16 year old sister >she's the hot one >meet her 15 year old sister >she's cute but also has the brightest blue eyes
WHY DID I GET THE PLAIN JAAAAANE REEEEEEEEE
piggyback rides, mostly
she gets to grind her pussy on the back of my neck or my back while being manhandled to her satisfaction
I get to carry her around in a socially appropriate way
You mean mires from little girls? I talk to them and let them touch my muscles then go about my day. What's dangerous about them?
>What's dangerous about them?
You'll find out when a nine year old with C-cups suddenly wants to play doctor with you.
whats wrong with that? just make sure an adult is present.
I'm an adult so it's fine
>nine year old with C-cups
~~*they*~~ can't keep getting away with putting whatever they put in the water
I'd just give them a normal breast exam, massage deeply to check for cancer
None of what you said has ever happened you fricking coombrain
Nta but it happened to me
>irl kids are just like my anime!!
Ditch the hentai my dude
>Ditch the hentai my dude
>You'll find out when a nine year old with C-cups suddenly wants to play doctor with you.
My niece only ever wants to run a restaurant and she makes me a lettuce wrapped beef patty because 'you said carbs were bad'. Stop being a fricking weirdo
show me some, I'll wait
I am eternally horny, i make no distinction, and i can control ze horniness. You will never be on my level. Not even if a woman was in front of me begging to get her pregnant would i even move a muscle, for my baseline level of horniness is so elevated. The most it would do is get me a harder erection.
Is there such a independent japanese comic with such themes?
you don't need to do anything unless they approach you. in which case, you tell them they're too young and it won't work out
>in a 7 year relationship
>started going back to the gym December 2022
>go 5-6 days a week
>get gains like I never experienced
>start seeing familiar faces
>one girl I see very often
>small frame, 5'2, short dark brown hair, looks like she's in her late teens
>the type of build I'd fantasize dominating
>keeps getting in my field of view
>none stop
>there isn't a day where she crosses my path when we're both there
>cable machines
>free weights
>imagined pounding her small framed pussy to oblivion while holding her up in my arms
>won't ruin my relationship for a random broad
Why couldn't I have gotten mired when I was single?
Its not fair, bros. Commitment is the ultimate leash.
>7 year relationship
Bro what are you waiting for
I'm waiting for her to divorce your dad.
If it helps she’s probably not actually into you
Just cheat lol your girlfriend will never find out
I flex a 'cep and let 'em mire. It's legal!
Taught public school, 9th grade. You just pretend you do not see it or hear it, since word spreads at the speed of sound in high school
>words travel at the speed of sound
thank you for your wisdom public educator
>t. Reading comprehensionlet
Thanks for the input, hope your parents didn’t spend too much money in brides for your private school
kek
KEK
Samegay
What if i'm the one miring dangerously?
i side hustle at a starbucks equivalent as a barista. often get jailbait being a little flirty. they become more bold when in a group, often giggling and spilling spaghetti. just today had a blonde constantly adjust her hair and smile at me, never breaking eye contact. another one initiated small talk about my forearms lol
>side hustle
You will never be black, stop embarrassing yourself.
If you need to ask then stay away from children chomo. If you need more assistance then have a nice day.
>If you need to ask then stay away from children chomo. If you need more assistance then have a nice day.
Not sure how this is IST related but I advise waterproof boots, a rifle for the wildlife, and a cross (preferably iron or silver) to deal with the mystical beasts and fae.
My local bog witch has been getting awfully handsy and I'm just not into it. What do, brehs?
she's just a witch, burn her with holy fire
Why fae? Are fairies dangerous? Are there other types of fae besides fairies?
yes, hags and redcaps are fey too
fae will steal, mutilate and eat your children. that is why you must feed them grass fed beef organs and meat to keep the iron content in their blood high, so that the wrteched fae die once they try to take a bite out of them
I smile and laugh and go about my day. Helps when all of those kinds of mires happened while I was working, and boy oh boy were their fathers short with me.
you people are sick, and should stop watching hentai right now
Hentai is life.
I just find it cute, but in the kind of way a parent finds their kids cute. It somehow gives me a weird sense of hope for the future.
jerk off regularly and it wont be a problem
UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Child erotic! Child eyes and feet erotic!
Move to Antarctica and raise a family on seal and penguin meat
I generally find it cute and ignore them.
What's really annoying is when it's a teen 15-17 and she's with her mom, and they're both miring. Like, oh great, I can't legally frick the daughter and I don't want to frick the mother. Guess I'll just move to the other side of the gym and avoid eye contact before the mom catches me looking at the daughter, or worse thinks I'm looking at her and tries to chat me up.
I would slaughter a tribe of starving Ethiopian children to consistently get teen mires. They are the highest form of validation a man can receive, true, undeniable evidence that you “made it.”
Be fricking grateful
>You will never have a virgin teenage wife in 2023 America due to declining morality and the laws of the land
>You’ll never lose your virginities to each other
>You’ll never die a happy death with 13 of your kids and your wife and your 100 grandkids mourning you at your deathbed
Life is too cruel to live, but we must yet persevere
>I would slaughter a tribe of starving Ethiopian children to consistently get teen mires
You could have stopped at "children"
you do understand that slaughtering a starving child is better than slaughtering a perfectly healthy child right?
I'll be honest, if a teen girl mired me and they had a hot mom I would bang the mom just so I'd live rent free in that girls head for the rest of her life. That's basically immortality.
It happened to me yesterday. I was in line to buy tickets at the movies and this girl behind me kept bumping into me and "accidentally" grazing my butt and back with her arms despite being plenty of space all around us.
It was weird but at least I'm glad to know I'm attractive to young girls.
>start talking to gf's 16yo sister
>didnt flirt with her but could feel the tension between us
>she kept suggesting plans for a date, kept sending "selfies"
>gf finds out, fights with her own sister and forbids her from talking to me
>text her last week, the spark is gone
It's so over. I want her
God I wish this were me
you dont want to be me right now man also how do I get her sister interested in me again. Earlier when we talked she used to ask me to kidnap her and whatnot
I don't think you can. You can't persue her or your gf will defo find out. maybe go to Gf's house and wear no shirt or something or just find an excuse to be in the same room as the sister. Have dinner at your gf's place idk just find an excuse to go there
First off make sure 16 is legal. If it is, just text her again with some bullshit like "Oh i'm hurt things didnt workout with your sister, but when I first met you I knew you didn't have a mean bone in your body blah blah blah" Gas her up.
If 16 isn't legal, I'd wait until shes 17.
16 is legally everywhere in the first world aka Europe whats the issue
14 is legal where I live, its pretty common for high school girls to have semi sugar daddy relationships with adult men, or simply date college age adults
nobody cares, since they aren't mentally damaged by feminism and israelite browbeating
It's legal in the states too. Outside of places like Cali 16 is perfectly legal. 14 was legal in my state until the 90s.
>28 years old
>meet qt 18 year old
>start seeing her, her parents are super mad
>meet her 17 year old sister
>she has way bigger breasts
>meet her 16 year old sister
>she's the hot one
>meet her 15 year old sister
>she's cute but also has the brightest blue eyes
WHY DID I GET THE PLAIN JAAAAANE REEEEEEEEE
You're a homosexual. "Plain Jane" should be special to you because she's "Plain Jane".
Leave her, she deserves better than someone who lusts after her baby sisters and thinks she's plain. You're better off with someone else too.
piggyback rides, mostly
she gets to grind her pussy on the back of my neck or my back while being manhandled to her satisfaction
I get to carry her around in a socially appropriate way
I dont
roastie status: mogged irreparably
she looks beautiful but weird, like she would stab your ankles with a pencil.
who is this?
please?
Go for a walk or run anon.
Once a group of highschool girls said "hi" to me and asked my number.
I ran away.