>spend all their free time in the gym
>smelly protein farts
>too sore/tired for sex
>constantly getting propositioned by gym-bros
Don't fall for the meme, bros. Pursuing gym thots is a waste of time.
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>spend all their free time in the gym
>smelly protein farts
>too sore/tired for sex
>constantly getting propositioned by gym-bros
Don't fall for the meme, bros. Pursuing gym thots is a waste of time.
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i'll take anything at this point mate
This
Oh my fricking god I really want a gf holy shit I have being a khv
You've never even held hands mate? You can do that by just being friends with a woman, they'll grab your hand eventually.
I'VE NEVER HAD FRIENDS BEFORE
I'M A FRICKING MENTALCEL I'LL NEVER MAKE IT BROS...
Very
I mean if you’re IST and you looksmax a bit you can’t be THAT ugly.
Being ugly is partly a choice anon, work out, take care of yourself and even you can find someone
My ugliness is genetic
>You can do that by just being friends with a woman, they'll grab your hand eventually.
Patently false
I'm so sorry, anon.
>friends with a woman
Good joke
How ugly are you? Real talk.
Me too, I have no experience with women I want to quit being a sperg for once
I used to think that but after I started lifting, my standards shot through the roof.
There was a hot, petite, big assed milf that was exchanging glances with me in my first week at the gym but as the absolute moron khhv timid and shy that I'm, I did nothing. Fast forward four months and some gym time shifts, I see her again and by god, it's like she took a shotgun to her face. Had a hard time believing it was her. Even her body looked like it lost a few curves.
Maybe she lost weight in the bad way but I lost interest quick and it was the same for a bunch of b***hes.
Tldr after getting some mires, my standards shot up so much that I didn't know I had 24/7 beer goggles on, even when sober.
But you still didn't have any sex bro
I know that.
really? really? even a fat one? Don't lie to internet people or yourself
>spend all their free time in the gym
That's where I am in my free time too.
>too sore/tired for sex
You are either working out wrong or don't know how sex works. Or your girlfriend hates having sex with you.
>constantly getting propositioned by gym-bros
Good. They'll never measure up, and all 3 of us know it. Women like attention from strangers, it'll rev her up and it's fun to see strangers fumble.
Bro I bet sex feels so good with rest day DOMS holy shit I wish I had a gf so badly
FUUUUUUCK
I HATE THE WORLD THIS ENTIRE FRICKING moron GAY ROCK DESERVES TO FRICKING PERISH FOR WHAT IT DID TO ME
>WHAT IT DID TO ME
It ain't the world's fault you can't get laid.
It's yours.
Imagine anyone wanting to have sex with someone who writes a post like that. Reevaluate yourself.
I'll kill Leviathan, then Behemoth, then Ziz, and then I'll kill Satan and slay all the damned in hell then I'll march unto earth and create and empire birthed from my hatred
>be me
>born with random stats
>charisma stat: 0
>special perks: Autism, Schizophrenia
>delusions +100
>social ineptitude +100
>quest unlocked: KILL ALL SATANS
MUST LIFT TO KILL SATAN!!!!!
based satan killer
>Leviathan, then Behemoth, then Ziz
Is that a worm reference? In IST?
So based. I'll march in your legions anon
>smelly protein farts
you said not worth it, right?
I have never touched a woman
Not even your mother?
Cool we can be smelly, obnoxious, and in the gym constantly together
You can do it if you have a swag home gym so they never get hit on by anyone else.
I wish I had a girlfriend that was into health and fitness, instead I have one that likes to drink, over eat, watch TV, and argue about politics and the news
>flat
>thick legs
>big hips
>frickable footpussy
Nice
i dated one and she has bpd
absolute psycho
“Bpd” is like “toxic masculinity”. Men who don’t understand women spam this shit not realizing it’s normal behavior for women and they don’t know what true bpd is
I have been completely celibate for 2 and a half years. I don't even get wet dreams anymore.
Girls that are into lifting are either currently massive prostitutes or are ex massive prostitutes. If she did CrossFit you can bet money she fricked around with the Tylers, Bradens and Connors.
>spend all their free time in the gym
Okay cool, she's got shit to do, I got shit to do, I don't need to be around her every second of the day.
>smelly protein farts
YES!! How the frick is this a bad thing?
>too sore/tired for sex
The frick? She's probably lying to you to avoid having sex, most women don't get sore from the gym.
>constantly getting propositioned by gym-bros
As long as she's loyal and doesn't cheat then who cares.
I often think about the doll pill but I don’t think I can make that leap.
the only thing stopping me is that these frickers cost a fortune.
>smelly protein farts
I'm already hard
The same applies to women for guys who lift
>obsessed with his diet
>huge insecurities
>as soon as someone mentions lifting he won't stop talking about it
>protein farts
>extremely unathletic
>mommy issues
and so on and so on
hey bro shut up, we hate women here and have a need to invalidate everything they do. don't pull that shit on us.
>not true
>not true
>always say that I just run and do push ups to make normies even more moronic
>true
>not true
>not true
Fight me homosexual.
source : you made it up
you know it's true for the majority of the gymbro population, stop lying to yourself
im not lying to anyone, now you homosexual wanna tell me why you're here if you're against lifting?
>now you homosexual wanna tell me why you're here if you're against lifting?
see? you're projecting your insecurities already. I've never said I don't lift or that I think lifting is bad, I was just calling out OP for applying a double standard
im projecting the insecurity that im against lifting?
ok you're just moronic then, have a good day anon
you never did anything to debunk the argument but alright
Lmao based and channer-triggering
>gf has always been pretty fit, into running, yoga and rock climbing
>got back into lifting at the start of the year after I took a break because of moronic covid regulations
>she got interested and joined as well, now I have a spotter and someone that shares my autism about protein with me
>she doesn’t even look, let alone speak, to any other person in the gym
>constantly mires my quads
Sucks to be you I guess
>now I have a spotter
I would never entrust a woman with my life
I don’t do 1rm’s, I’m gonna be fine
You don't even lift and no woman would want to help you anyway. You let a female spot so she feels involved, not to have her lift any weight off you. If you actually struggle to push the weight you are supposed to be able to roll the bar down your torso and stand up with it. If you can't do that, you're a homosexual. Have a frog and start lifting.
>you are supposed to be able to roll the bar down your torso and stand up with it.
actually moronic, you have no idea how an actually heavy weight feels and what maximum effort is. Sit down, kid
You don't lift and no amount of coping is going to cover that.
>too tired for sex/headache
That's just code for her not being into you.
>>too sore/tired for sex
Lmao.
She's just not into you enough to have spontaneous/on demand sex with you.
Happens to most guys, because most women don't feel or lose their lust towards their man.
>spend all their free time in the gym
as do I
>he's never fricked his gym bunny gf in die gym closet
such to be you lol
sucks*
You frickers are ruining my varbie fantasy
You want a cardio bunny that does squats sometimes, not a girl that lifts.
Tbh somtimes im tierd after working out and dont wanna have sex too
You had me at the smelly protein farts
Gym thots will ruin your life bros. One night is all they get remember that.
Gf doesn't shave or trim pussy because muh ingrown hairs. Always sweaty and horny after working out, usually wants oral too.
It's actually pretty amazing.
>doesn't want ingrown hairs
okay
>doesn't trim
lol wut
Anon you are one sick man
I need a name
>Smelly protein farts
You're supposed to be listing negatives???
Just date girls who are naturally strong.
http://www.creepypasta.org/pending/eight-feet-tall
Are you joking OP? These are the exact same arguments that women use to reject gymrats. I thought muh lifting was a good thing?
i use gym thots as an exercise for ignore women gainz. many gym anons are completely oblivious to this resourceful training at the gym. they just focus on the weights but not the environmental, social, and mental exercising that is at your disposal when you go to the gym. any man who involves himself with a gym thot might as well bash his dick with a rock. its the male equivalent of paying the toll. ignore the attention seeking women and youll make massive gainz.