>decline bench. >does it anyway

>decline bench
>does it anyway

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incline bench
    >maybe some other time

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pec flys
    >right out the window

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pull ups
    >pull
    >I go up

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dead lifts
    >is alive while doing it

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leg extension
    >doesn't make your legs longer

    • 8 months ago
      Peartrip

      Dope

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sissy squats
    >still manly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manly squats
      >still sissy

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deadlift
    >lifting a bar not a corpse

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Farmers walk
    >I work in IT

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skull crushers
    >Not even a headache

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Farmer Walk
    >Don't walk to the farm

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Romanian deadlift
    >am American

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Romanian deadlift
      >my wallet falls out of my pocket while doing it
      For once an exercise lives up to its name.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know no one gives a shit, and I can’t give details due to my job
        but I work in law enforcement (not a cop) in the US and I am amazed at the sheer number of Romanians I come across on the job since I have never met one irl
        like yeah blacks make up most of the criminals, but I genuinely see more Romanians than Hispanics where I am (probably because there are fewish mestizos here)
        how inclined to crime are they if they make up .00001% of the local pop but legit appear in 20%~ of my cases?
        legit wouldn’t be surprised if Romanians around here are here for criminal purposes explicitly

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have had sex with what feels like half of Romania. Many prostitutes from there who want an easy buck and are willing to take dick to get it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            romania is a hotbed of trafficking lol. Most if not all of those girls aren't doing it voluntarily

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bulgarian split squats
    >Not even bulgarian

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guillotine Press
    >decapitates head

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Martial arts
    >Still can't draw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keked quite loud at this one.
      >can't draw a soldier

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dips
    >forgot the chips

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hammer Curl
    >Is curling a dumbbell

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pull ups
    >don't got a whip

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prepare protein shake
    >actually blend it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prepare protein shake
      >actually stir it
      SOMEBODY STOP ME

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I won’t.
        t. Am too, a stirrer.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >row
    >not on a boat

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calf raise
    >no cow to be seen

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lunges
    >haven't even had breggfasd yet

    fug!! :-DDD

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gym sharks are circling the rowing machine

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go Jim
    >my name is Bao

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ARNOLD PRESS
    >NAMES NOT ARNOLD HAHA

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good morning
    >Does it in the evening

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good mornings
    >it's 10pm at night

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > donkey kicks
    > am human

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >face pulls
    >it comes off

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dead hangs
    >doesnt snap my neck

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >squat
    >still a lanklet

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paul blart
    >mall plart

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bayesian curls
    >deterministically grow your biceps

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >curls for the girls
    >girls don't care

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