>decreases testosterone
>gives you constipation
>fricks up your gut
>bloats
>overload on sodium
what a shit tier food
>decreases testosterone
>decreases testosterone
>gives you constipation
>fricks up your gut
>bloats
>overload on sodium
what a shit tier food
Seethe harder, brownoid.
turning milk into cheese involves drastically reducing its lactose content
do you have to work to be this moronic?
And still your black ass can't process it. Talk about being a genetic deadend.
>rich in protons
>high in calcium
>loads of vitamins B
>good on intestinal flora provided it's not ameritard plastic
As a french gay I'm feeling generous, will list all my fav cheeses that I hope you gays get to try one day: époisses, fourme d'ambert, morbier, saint-nectaire, salers, neufchatel, mont d'or, cabécou, beaufort, tomme de savoie, etorki, reblochon, ossau-iraty, vacherin, bleu d'auverne, cantal
That's too many to try, gimme your number 1 rec bro. So far I've only tried famous italian cheeses
saint-nectaire then bro, can't go wrong with it
Ok I will purchase it next time I got to a specialty cheese shop
(supermarkets here in the US only carry the most normie cheeses)
How do you recommend eating it anon? Grate it on pasta, slice and put it in baguette along with sliced meat, or eat it by itself and chug it down with wine?
You can do in a baguette (think sandwich) with sliced cold cuts, yeah. Or as it is with wine, or even water. Wine and cheese is more of a Sunday family meal for us, and even that's not even a weekly occurence.
I live by myself now I must drink wine once every 3 months or so
Sounds like gay buttsex code words, pantyboy
If you think about getting fricked in the ass when you think of cheese, you're the homosexual
French cheese is based.
My gf and I visited Paris a while back and there was this little cheese shop just down the street from our hotel. Didn't recognise even half the cheeses in there. Breakfast every morning involved going past the cheese shop, the bakery, the fruit stall and sometimes the supermarket (for wine) and having a picnic in the park or along the Seine. Every morning we'd end up with half a dozen different cheeses and they all tasted so good.
You c**ts can rightfully feel proud of your cheeses.
blocks your path
I hate that all the cheeses here are pasteurized shit with no taste vs. actual cheeses.
Where you at bro? I could send a care package
Finland. There are some decent cheeses at the bigger stores and some of the special stores, just a long way to drive.
I remember once a Cheese Truck (not making this up) visiting here, nothing but top-of-the-shelf cheeses, they were so fricking good, nothing but quality french stuff (can't even remember what I bought, just tried a bit of everything), I wanted to just drive after it when it left lol. It was a marketing thing and it was a fun one.
Damn, that's nice. You're not that far out too. You guys do seem to have based food, wouldn't be the last country I'd think of when I think of cheese. Also I'm jelly about your climate bro
This one time I saw this weird looking cheese in whole foods it was from scandinavia and i decided to try it without realizing a 9 ounce block was $23. And it tasted like shit
what cheese is that and what does it taste like?
Stuff is delish but much more carbs than normal cheese as it's basically carmelized whey
As an Italian man I deeply respect the French and their cheese autism, you have the superior blue cheeses
Thank you Francesco, you guys do have superior women and coffee though (and some pretty damn good wines)
On that note lambrusco and cheese is a god tier combo, or a good nero d'avola
frick me man
>>Rich in protons
the forbidden bulk
>high in calcium
the highest
Some of those are actually illegal in America. It's pretty hilarious. "Land of the free" not even allowed to have cheese because it's made with raw milk and isn't aged according to the government's demands
they are going after some amish over it too
How can you forget Gaperon (goat or cow) and Roquefort
I moved to Auvergne a few years ago and this is a dreamland
Local hardened goat cheese that's spicy due to artisons (microscopic mite-like insects), Saint-Nectaire and various blues (The Saint-Flour one rocks)
We are so lucky
I live in the Netherlands(Not dutch myself) and these giant frickers eat cheese every fricking day. They must be on to something
Mongols liked their cheese too. Cheese is based.
That is why ~~*they*~~ have aggressively pursued pasteurization of all milk products.
Man I tried byaslag once (mongolian cheese), that shit gave me dhiarrea for almost a week straight. After that I was fine though, and definitely had more
>and definitely had more
Indo European mindset
american cheese might but dogshit but real cheese is very good for you
false false false, you might want to try REAL cheese.
I eat at least 200g of cheese daily and last time I checked my total testosterone levels were in the 1100 range and the free testosterone levels were in the 30 range. I also have visible abs year round and you most likely don't
You still have high LDL and total cholesterol though
Do I now? :^)
Owned
>high LDL and total cholesterol
not a real thing
absolutely B T F O
he had the numbers ready!
I love cheese. I literally can't live without it. Cheese is art. Cheese is a passion.
If Cheese offsets my macros, I'll adjust for it. If it offsets my hormones, I'll adjust for it. But I won't surrender one of my only joys.
OP, your post made me sad, I shall close this thread.
BASED BASED BASED
It's the only food I can't live without and I'll tell you more, I fell for the casein before bed meme and it fricking works, casein powder with taurine + 100g of cheese and I sleep like a fricking GOD ON EARTH I DREAM OF CHEESE AND WHEN I WAKE UP I'M ENERGIZED TO FRICK AND BACK
Based and BenGunnpilled
>Lactose intolerant twink spotted
bait thread or you're a stupid Black person subhuman with lactose intolerance
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this guy looks like hes made of cheese haha
Cheesed to meet you! Ha ha !
>he still thinks "lowers testosterone" is a thing
Boy I hope you eat a low fat diet since, you know, eating fat makes you fat!
Can I eat a diet of just cheese and the occasional fruit?
Of course you "can"
Yes but it's moronic and disrespectful to the cheese
Works on my machine
Cheese is what separates the white man from animals.
ah yes goyim ,avoid dairy
Sodium is the most important electrolyte. Apologize now, homosexual.
>constipation
?????????????????????????????
>>i'm a sissy
>>what is water???
>>i'm a Black person
>>i'm a bug
>>i'm a homosexual