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  1. 4 weeks ago
    GrikGod

    God I hate "dog moms" so much it's unreal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats her dinner

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not Chinese though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All slant eyes are inbred low genetic diversity bugmen.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being racist. It's not just Chinese people who eat dogs.
          >Serious though it isn't. Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, lots of other places still do it although it's becoming more and more unfashionable.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black people are like dogs

      lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wish. Rottweilers were bred for centuries to be intelligent and reliable, the opposite of blacks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mistaking a RACE with body fat

      Women are truly the dumbest thing on this planet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blacks = the Black person of dog breed
      based Lainey with the un"intentional" racism

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You literally couldnt be more incorrect

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would make Lainey a single mom in my basement

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good evening Viper

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how she thinks the girl with an arm full of tattoos is capable of having a happy and healthy life.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luna vs Lainey, who wins?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they should get together

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hUZ90rO.jpg

      Maybe they should get together

      Holy shit, Josh must be borderline pathological. I might paste text on a wojak to be racist, then get on with my life. How much time does he spend making these?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro you have no idea. He has ones where he drew himself descending form the heavens like Jesus and everyone is bowing their heads to him. And its not just a shitpost either, he's 100% serious about it.
        Also he has a brother who's a more successful artist and is married to a white women.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should note, the second one is obviously an edit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like how josh thinks he speaks on behalf of all asians grouping us together against le white and nigs, im a chink and i hate pinoys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that shit eating grin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, it's real. And all the Black folk in the comments are deflecting by posting how the old Black liberation people were against the Vietnam War, as if that has anything to do with Black folk curbstomping Chinese grannies in the Bay Area.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that is unironically more racist than most of /misc/. It's crazy what you can get away with when you are on the "good side"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao american asian chicks are by far the most mentally ill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is a dude

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why soes the Black person look like a coomer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Konichiwa Dude!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can grab babies by the crotch if you are holding them up or whatever, they are wearing thick-ass diapers. Holding them up with them half tucked in your elbow like the comic shows is actually a great way to do it, which is a little confusing because I was under the impression that Lainey was barren and is never around kids to know how to care for them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        iirc she either uses references for (ok) or traces her art (not ok). It's likely she would have used a picture that depicts that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek ive never seen the original of this and ive always been curious as what the true origin of lainey ball was

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The art is original, but I wish I've saved the original text too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IST is so terrible with captions

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She probably has a nephew or something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/lDfu02j.jpg

        iirc she either uses references for (ok) or traces her art (not ok). It's likely she would have used a picture that depicts that

        she traces 100%.
        t.traced for a living

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The most unsettling aspect of this is that there are people in real life who are as ugly as the ones she depicts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t.traced for a living
          Is this a joke?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick do you think Rockwell did? Have you not learned the whole “don’t cheat, no shortcuts” isn’t real advice? They tell you that to keep you in your place.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Rockwell
              Have no absolutely no idea who that is you autistic moron.
              >Have you not learned the whole “don’t cheat, no shortcuts” isn’t real advice?
              Never said that or implied that you autistic moron
              Take your meds and go back to whatever fake job you have

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Complains about art and tracing
                >Doesn’t know who Norman Rockwell is
                have a nice day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                about art and tracing
                That is not what I did you absolute fricking braindead slug.
                Ill explain it to you since youre a moron and will never figure it out.
                You said
                >t.traced for a living
                then I said
                >Is this a joke?
                No here is why youre moronic. You assume im saying that because I am familiar with what you do for a living so when I say this you take it as im shitting on you for tracing from a purist point of view. When In reality I have no background knowledge on this topic/job/field so when I hear a person traces for a living it sounds to me like youre a professional kindergardner. So Im actually shitting on you becuase youre a homosexual and have a lame stupid gay job, not because im a purist. In closing you are crazy stupid and clearly insecure considering thats where your mind went as soon as I asked that question. Feel free to eat shit then leave this website.
                >PS
                I had absolutely no clue who Norman Rockwell was until 2 seconds ago when I googled him. This had absolutely no bearing or impact on my life in any negative way whatsoever and as soon as I hit Submit ill be forgetting.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. I love being ignorant and letting the world know I'm ignorant, like a hoodrat.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/Aykd7ML.jpg

                about art and tracing
                That is not what I did you absolute fricking braindead slug.
                Ill explain it to you since youre a moron and will never figure it out.
                You said
                >t.traced for a living
                then I said
                >Is this a joke?
                No here is why youre moronic. You assume im saying that because I am familiar with what you do for a living so when I say this you take it as im shitting on you for tracing from a purist point of view. When In reality I have no background knowledge on this topic/job/field so when I hear a person traces for a living it sounds to me like youre a professional kindergardner. So Im actually shitting on you becuase youre a homosexual and have a lame stupid gay job, not because im a purist. In closing you are crazy stupid and clearly insecure considering thats where your mind went as soon as I asked that question. Feel free to eat shit then leave this website.
                >PS
                I had absolutely no clue who Norman Rockwell was until 2 seconds ago when I googled him. This had absolutely no bearing or impact on my life in any negative way whatsoever and as soon as I hit Submit ill be forgetting.

                rockwell didn't trace because he was inept like most tracers are, he traced because he had a job and a strict timeline so he had no reason to sit around plotting an illustration when he could trace the big picture and fill in the details later

                the difference between a tracer and someone who utilizes tracing as a skill is that without tracing, the tracer can't draw for shit while the one who uses it as a tool can draw without it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy literally and I mean literally no one gives a frick about tracing or whoever rockwell is. You are clearly autistic and need to learn to just let things go.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i wasn't even that anon you were bickering to
                and shouldn't you be taking your own advice if that's what you actually think the other anon should do also??

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im not pushing an idea just bantering as I eat my dinner.

                I thought it was cool are you brown by any chance?

                Im as white and as american as possible. Im from PA, a vet, and work in a steel mill. Im more rustic and homegrown than your whole family put together. Its not that im against art but to have an autistic fit because im not aware of some tracer is moronic. And its not just that, its the principle I was refering to. Where stupid/autistic people operate under the assumption that everyone else knows everything they know therefore anything said to them is a direct assault on their person because clearly the person saying it knows everything they do and is saying it with the explicit intent to hammer their insecurity.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of American doesn't know who Norman Rockwell is? A self righteously ignorant one, I suppose.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With no reservations whatsoever id bet my life that not a single person I know knows who that is and im friends with all types. Youre living in your own world bud. Why on earth would I know who that is?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because you graduated high school in America and have an IQ above 100? No? Why are you posting on IST about American art history?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are you posting on IST about American art history?
                im not you braindead idiot why cant you understand that?
                >Because you graduated high school in America
                Be specific, what class would that have come up in?

                >t. I love being ignorant and letting the world know I'm ignorant, like a hoodrat.

                Ignorant of irrelevant shit like that, absolutely. Especially when you autists are taking it so personally and putting me down for it. Again why would I casually know that, what class specifically would that information have been taught in?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was cool are you brown by any chance?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no one gives a frick about tracing or whoever rockwell is
                Lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was neat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She literally finds stock images and traces them. Only thing you can credit her with is OK coloring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious how she forces inclusion in her comics. You can tell she draws a reasonable picture first and then go back and frick up the gums of one of the figures and turn the other one into an asian.

      Guess you have to resort to that if you value holding on to your handbag as much as you value your kid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly standard. Just a big handful of a nappy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how you hold a child, chud

      t. proud stepfather

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay cuck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stepdad grabs life by the crotch
        careful, your stepdaughter might end up frickin Blacks (this is how it happens btw)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted a dog and I got one at 20 when I moved out because from age 5 I wanted a dog and my parents would NEVER wanted any pets because they always said pets just add additional responsibilities, annoyances and stressors to your life

    Now I'm 35 and my dog is 15 and I can safely say my parents were unironically right. 100% not getting any dog or any kind of pet animal after my dog. Owning pets is such a fricking meme.

    There's so much shit to do in life, having pets just holds you back. Which makes me wonder why the frick so many people are into this whole "le dog mommy" shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am same age and dog age. Would never not have a dog. You're either moronic or poor because you should be able to drop your dog off at your parents/friends/boarding for a week if you need to.

      They hold you back from what? Binge drinking and not coming home at night? Get real.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Owning pets is such a fricking meme.
      Like what, visiting Paris? Frick your live love laugh life style. I loved going hiking with my dog.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My hand would move towards my holster if I saw your pit on the trail

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even a pit bull. Lol @ your entire dog hating life.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you post a picture of a brown recluse?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a cute staffy wearing a jacket you trigger happy moron.

          [...]

          Loser.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like it is a meme and people are obsessed with pets now because everyone has superficial transactional relationships. But when you have a dog you can’t help but love them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Going on hikes with your pibble off leash is live laugh love shit, CHAMP!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont get how you can be ready to shoot a dog for being a certain breed when you know frick all about dogs in the first place.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing more live laugh love than putting clothes on a dog, especially ones with collars.

        no matter how many dogs you let cum inside you or you cum inside them, you'll never have a dog/human hybrid baby and be a "dog parent".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homosexuals like

          Anon, they are called bunk beds. You can put two in a really small room. You can add on to a small house with a pre-manufactured "shed" for $5K.

          A big pot of food takes care of kids. I don't know how you can't understand that.

          As they get older, they are not eating $1K of meat a month. And there's always chicken and eggs.

          As for health insurance, after you have enough kids, the 250% of the federal poverty income level becomes super attainable.

          If you are home schooling you don't even need to use your free medicaid.

          Goodwill is there for clothes. I hope you aren't paying $50 for a pair of jeans (my feelings WILL be hurt) because that's like $8.50 at the thrift store.

          And you don't pay to educate them. You are paying to get them labeled by the state. If they were "educating" them, they wouldn't move onto the next chapter in math after they fail the previous.

          Last time I checked a basketball is $15 and a pair of shorts is $3.50 for kids. A computer is $1K (for a nice one); a cheap one is $150-$300. So a gym membership is $10 a month, I'm not getting to $2K a month at that rate.

          In conclusion, people in the future are going to look a lot like me and a little like you.

          Lastly, I think we both earned a trip to reddit after all this.

          should have pets instead of children as he would create pointless skin sacks. Thank Odin he is larping.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            either you don't have children and don't even have a woman to give you children, or your children are autistic weirdos no one wants to play with. you should get a vasectomy if your autism causes you to behave like that. you should stop having days with your children and let your ex wife have full custody of the kids cause frick

            I stopped responding to him because it was just too stupid. I really hope it was bait, even if that means I’m a moron for biting it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up with cats, love em to death, my parents are immense cat persons
      but I've been living so carefree since I moved out 11 years ago I just dont know if I wanna introduce such a responsibility into my life

      I'll still get one when this lil turbulence I have with my rental is gone as I'm a bit lonely atm, but still, its such an empowering thing to not have a strict routine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

      I grew up with cats, love em to death, my parents are immense cat persons
      but I've been living so carefree since I moved out 11 years ago I just dont know if I wanna introduce such a responsibility into my life

      I'll still get one when this lil turbulence I have with my rental is gone as I'm a bit lonely atm, but still, its such an empowering thing to not have a strict routine

      gay

      No it motivated me to be a better dad and husband. Stakes are higher I’m their rock and need to set a good example and man of class, integrity, and show them what a responsible good man should be. Kids are definitely gains goblins but I force myself to go to the gym everyday and do something even if it’s just 30 mins on the bike. Just gotta have discipline and work your ass off and learn good time management.

      Based

      https://i.imgur.com/acnfuIQ.jpg

      Did becoming a parent cause you to lose all your gains?

      No

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats turkey
        are you turkish?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based.

        thats turkey
        are you turkish?

        >white skin
        >kid has blonde hair
        >wearing tourist clothes
        >at a tourist area
        Anon, i...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh ok, but
          you must have seen how some turks are white
          like me
          you seem based, enjoy your sunday, anon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you must have seen how some turks are white
            >like me
            pffttthahahaha

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whiter than you mutt

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie wtf is that a toe?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man I have this fricking weird thumb, I know
                megan fox also has it, and my buddies tease me for it, its off-putting but people get used to it

                I'm not the anon with his son, just an observer. I've been to turkey and my kebab shops are full of them, and I've never seen a white one

                I'd say 20% of turkey is white
                if you count mediterranean people white that is, and you should

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dis homie typing wit his toes bwahahahahha

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ikr

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                greek mutt

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >turk
                >lives in NL
                classic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the anon with his son, just an observer. I've been to turkey and my kebab shops are full of them, and I've never seen a white one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Which makes me wonder why the frick so many people are into this whole "le dog mommy" shit.
      it's something women use to cope with getting old and still being single and childless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are the problem. Only annoying part about pets is the cost for food and visits to the vet if you arent working a solid job. Animal industries are peak fricking israelites.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dogs suck. Huge annoying pain in the ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have kids? Lmao if not, you lost the point

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes 3 kids.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LAINEYYYYYYY THREAAAADDDDDDD ALLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOAAAARDDDDD!!!!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it motivated me to be a better dad and husband. Stakes are higher I’m their rock and need to set a good example and man of class, integrity, and show them what a responsible good man should be. Kids are definitely gains goblins but I force myself to go to the gym everyday and do something even if it’s just 30 mins on the bike. Just gotta have discipline and work your ass off and learn good time management.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incels BTFO again

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frickbuddy wrote me some hours ago that she just had a positive pregnancy test
    what's the best lift to get me out of this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      falcon punch x fetal cardiac failure

      but in all seriousness, do you really think you're the dad or are you just worried abour losing your frickhole? and why aren't you rubbering up you filthy coomer ape?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm the dad if she's actually pregnant. apparently she stopped taking the pill because she didn't tolerate it too well, and didn't bother telling me. ffs never trust a woman. better stick to jerking off anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well its a hard road ahead. Stay with her for the childs sake or tell her to put up for adoption if she isnt going to abort (i hope she doesnt). You arent the most important person in your life anymore.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and didn't bother telling me
          You mean she baby trapped you anon. Should have kept the b***h on a tighter leach.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bitch
            >Leach
            Brown person detected

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still dna test you idiot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hold on I've gotta drop an il duce

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      awesome. Her breasts gonna get bigger. and milkier.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats anon

        https://i.imgur.com/k0slH3f.gif

        You're gonna be a daddy!

        These guys get it especially

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/156F3cM.png

      falcon punch x fetal cardiac failure

      but in all seriousness, do you really think you're the dad or are you just worried abour losing your frickhole? and why aren't you rubbering up you filthy coomer ape?

      >why are you having premarital sex?
      ftfy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna be a daddy!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your dad before he left would have told you to make that frickbuddy your wife, if you can't, then tie a bowflex around your neck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >your dad before he left would have told you to make that frickbuddy your wife
        Yeah but if he does that it would be harder to have more babies with more girls

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just imagine taking a girl home from a party, you make out. get her on the bed and she is like fricking ready, throbbing wet waiting to be taken

        >"hey Babe you have to help me solve this puzzle where we need 4 hands to get the condom out"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when using the contraceptive is harder then just sticking it in

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Consent condom not admissible in court. Consult an attorney before any coitus. Not valid in all states. See website for details
        Now 90% thicker. Last longer = You won't feel shit!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This kinda implies that consent cannot be withdrawn once given (by opening the condom). Truly a powerful statement.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it simply implies a israelite found another way to market a new product that does not work, as pointed out by Anon:

          >Consent condom not admissible in court. Consult an attorney before any coitus. Not valid in all states. See website for details
          Now 90% thicker. Last longer = You won't feel shit!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, you honestly believe they expect people to buy it? It's virtue signalling, and considering the logical failures I pointed out (it isn't a powerful statement, that was me ridiculing them) it's insincere at that.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree. I seemed you read the brochure and you were arguing with the claims, which is silly because you should never take israeli claims seriously, but always consider the underlying motive.
              Just like those women on tiktok who film men in the gym (while she's in her underwear) and then people comment on it "did she expect to be patted on the back for this. They are one step behind, the real reason she posted the video is to get clicks for her OF

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if I just use my hands and feet to open it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that is fricking lame. I imagine the homosexual that came up with this got a promotion right after pitching the idea. the ones that buy shit like this are people that clap at the ending in a movie theater, or give money to the panhandling addict on the corner or have their pronouns on their social media

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP, 18 years anon, 18 years of getting JUSTED. Let this be a lesson to just jerk off or use a rubber.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having sex with a woman that you aren't willing to have a family with.
      I recommend ego benching 5pl8s, No safety bars, no spotter, extra strong collars.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but I have not yet seen a woman I'm willing to have a family with, and I have to nut somehow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what your hand is for

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jerking off sucks and it's not the same

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Skill issue

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope to God it isn't you and let that be a lesson to you and everyone ITT to save yourself for marriage.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Same thing happened to me once. tl:dr; ended w/ abortion.
        Messed me up to this day. Don't take the chance anons.
        Wait till you're married.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same thing happened to me but she ended up miscarrying. thanks for reminding me to be grateful

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to Shaggy.
      >Let's review the situation that you caught up in a
      >To be a true player you have to know how to play
      >If she say a night, convince her say a day
      >Never admit to a word when she say
      >And if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"
      Works for everything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But she saw on the counter?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just move lol

        Tell her congrats and ask her if she knows who the father is.

        >Abandon your child
        You people are Black folk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just move lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're both white then it's totally OK anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frickbuddy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her congrats and ask her if she knows who the father is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Text her back asking: What do you want to do now?
      This way you are not asking her to have an abortion but you are making it clear you won't support her. If she says keep it. Then skip town and delete her number. Simple as. Or you know literally pay for her to have sex with black men with child support.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you bust inside of her?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Verify it is your child via DNA test, then take responsibility accordingly. Even if he is born outside of wedlock, every child deserve a father. Abandoning the child will perpetuate the problem and lead to even more single mothers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow sex has LE CONSQUENCES?????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Write up a tight prenup, ask her to sign it, marry her and maybe have more kids with her.

      Don't let people scare you. Kids are so much fun. They kinda get to be dicks by age 14, but that's why you keep the baby factory rolling.

      And you get $5K a year for each kid in tax rebaits until they're 18! Get her to pop out 5, Anon, there will be years where this little rugrats will be banking you $25K tax free! Maybe get her to home school though, teacher parent conferences suck a big donkey dick. Getting talked down to by morons is never a plus.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You get $5k/year in tax rebates (spelled rebaits)!
        >Average cost to raise a child in the U.S. is nearly $21,000/year.
        >The teachers talk to me like I'm moronic.
        To be fair to the teachers, you are extremely moronic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well listen player, when teaching kids the concept of behind and in front of, the clouds are never behind the sun. I know of a kindergarten teacher that struggled with that concept.

          And prior to webster's dictionary, there was no formal spelling of words. That's the magic of phonics. You should check in to that when you have time.

          I never meet a drug dealer willing to give a 5 year old uppers. I've never met a teacher who didn't want to give a 5 year old uppers.

          And exactly what kind of gold plated cocopuffs are these people giving these kids anyway.

          Some people don't say moron enough. You say it too much. It's all about context. You should look into that too when you have time.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look at reddit randy over here, writing books in hopes to prove he isn’t moronic on the internet.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For a guy who plans on spending over $1K a month on a kid, you accuse other people of being moronic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not even that anon, just drive by calling you an insecure homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look, this is my last comment on the subject, I'll give you the last word. $1.7K is a lot of money in one month. Are you sending these kids away to boarding school? I just don't understand. If my parents spent $500 in a month on me when I was a kid, it was Christmas. I have no idea what in the world you are doing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still not that anon but you added .7 to your figure. Are you accusing that other anons family of being holocaust survivors or something? Or are you israeli?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, $21K/12months = $1.7K. $700 is a thing. I'll get into a heated argument over $20. That's $700/$20 = 35 heated arguments.

                Maybe I am ethnically israeli with all the money and complaining (but I am a practicing and serious Catholic). But I still don't understand how even the most free wheeling gentile gets to nearly $2K a month on a kid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still not that anon but you added .7 to your figure. Are you accusing that other anons family of being holocaust survivors or something? Or are you israeli?

                I am that anon, and you really are an idiot if you think your parents spent less than $500/month on you. Or that you can spend less than $1k/month on a kid today.
                The biggest expense is housing. You need more room if you have kids, and that costs more money, irrespective of housing costs going up across the board.
                You have to pay more for food, particularly as they get older. And when they are younger and don't eat as much, you are buying shit like diapers.
                You have to pay more for health insurance, and you have to pay more for doctor's visits, medicine, etc. You have to regularly buy them new clothes as they outgrow what they already have. You have to pay for child-care, unless one parent stays home, and then that still costs because you lose income potential. You have to pay to educate them, even if they go to public schools (meals, supplies, etc) or are home-schooled (still supplies, curricula materials, etc.).
                And that's just the bare fricking minimum. Can easily add in even more spending on toys or shit to entertain them, extracurricular activities like sports or hobbies, etc.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, they are called bunk beds. You can put two in a really small room. You can add on to a small house with a pre-manufactured "shed" for $5K.

                A big pot of food takes care of kids. I don't know how you can't understand that.

                As they get older, they are not eating $1K of meat a month. And there's always chicken and eggs.

                As for health insurance, after you have enough kids, the 250% of the federal poverty income level becomes super attainable.

                If you are home schooling you don't even need to use your free medicaid.

                Goodwill is there for clothes. I hope you aren't paying $50 for a pair of jeans (my feelings WILL be hurt) because that's like $8.50 at the thrift store.

                And you don't pay to educate them. You are paying to get them labeled by the state. If they were "educating" them, they wouldn't move onto the next chapter in math after they fail the previous.

                Last time I checked a basketball is $15 and a pair of shorts is $3.50 for kids. A computer is $1K (for a nice one); a cheap one is $150-$300. So a gym membership is $10 a month, I'm not getting to $2K a month at that rate.

                In conclusion, people in the future are going to look a lot like me and a little like you.

                Lastly, I think we both earned a trip to reddit after all this.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                either you don't have children and don't even have a woman to give you children, or your children are autistic weirdos no one wants to play with. you should get a vasectomy if your autism causes you to behave like that. you should stop having days with your children and let your ex wife have full custody of the kids cause frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BTW the secret to holding down a woman is to keep her constantly engaged in the family. If she isn't having babies, she's still looking to have them whether you know it or not. So give her what she wants, more babies and she won't have time to think about whoring around.

      And yes, she will complain, when she does, rub her feet, do one of her chores, or give her a shot of vitamin D. But don't do so much that she doesn't have to be constantly engaged.

      For now though, just be super friendly with her for 40 days to see if she has a period.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys hate poor Lainey so much? She just wants to inspire young women with her artwork.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conversely, being too fat and unfit to run on the playground with my 4 and 5 year old made me start exercising again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love my pet but I hate how everyone in my family jokes about me being a "pet parent" because I actually bother to walk my dog on a regular basis. I would love to find someone to start a family with but my family has so many health issues that I'm afraid of passing on any of that stuff to my potential offspring.

      >posting pictures of your kids on IST without censoring their faces
      You know some pedo is going to whack off to this, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You know some pedo is going to whack off to this, right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They’re handsome men born from my loins. Jacking off to them is jacking off to me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute kids anon!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute boys, God bless your family anon.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the fittest I’ve ever been was with kids. But I know a lot more about discipline, eating, working out now than I ever did. With that said, I could be fitter without a family, but it wouldn’t be a huge difference. I’m bumping up against my natty limit

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Konichiwa, dude!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet that dog gets lots of peanut butter in his diet.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come you can tell she used a british person as a reference for the left one

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having kids means you can't perfectly optimize your fitness, but unless you're competing in something you don't need to do that anyway.

    Problems are:
    1. lack of sleep, especially when they're tiny
    2. Constantly under attack from disease, getting random colds once a month
    3. Starting or changing your routine is more difficult because you don't have large blocks of time to figure things out

    Once you're going it's just a matter of will and creativity. Find time to work out or /homegym/ and stop making excuses

    Also, the process of figuring it out with kids will teach you a lot about how to get things done in the real world. I look back at me five years ago and wonder how that moron ever managed to feed himself

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dog mom

    This is pure cope from women with ticking biological clocks. Almost as pathetic as those manosphere guys that are in their 50s but try to get 20 year old pussy

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I got lazy, suddenly all your free time goes and the first thing I started to cut out was exercise (not completely).

    I had a fallow year but I'm hitting the gym 3 times a week now. I can carry my 2 year old for about 3 hours without putting him down ( never had to do a longer stretch). Its sad that most men cant do that. The dads I know can go about 15 minutes.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It actually inspired me to get serious about my health and finally get into lifting and nutrition.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lainey Copemar

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Week into having first newborn and averaging 6 hours/night of fragmented sleep. Changed from lifting 4x to 3x/ week and dropped some volume on accessories. Haven't noticed strength decrease yet, but it seems inevitable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets better and it gets worse. Eventually you'll filter it out in your sleep and your wife will cop it.
      t. Father of 18 month old

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus her tracing has gotten worse

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many Laineyballs are there? or is it just the same one in every picture?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Difference is the one on the left isn't gonna eat her baby

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I am actually so obsessed with Lainey. I think she is the hottest woman I have ever seen. I’d literally give anything to marry her frick… she’s so goddam gorgeous

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nasty prostitute tattoos
      yuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how are you fat with stick thighs...

      Lainey bros...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think what kills me the most is how she draws herslef looking like Mila Kunis or something. b***h doesn't look anywhere nearly that good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bros I am actually so obsessed with Lainey. I think she is the hottest woman I have ever seen. I’d literally give anything to marry her frick… she’s so goddam gorgeous
      I hope you get your Lainey as I hope for me to get my Mara....we gonna make it...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Posting here will just make you depressed again, Lainey

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, she’s got the crazy eyes bad

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only for a year and not all of them
    It really helps you get your priorities in order tbh

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lainey thread?

    LAINEY THREEEEEEAAAADDD!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just noticed he's wearing the puffer vest over a 2 piece suit and I can't stop laughing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you notice the chick has no hand?

        You may laugh even more now:)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idk that's not as insanely moronic as the idea of a man dressing himself and then deciding that he should put a puffer vest on over his suit

          Did this brown b***h make it her profession to draw and then she draws like a 5 year old child? Why are americans like this? That's like being a fat dietitian or a black policeman.

          I thought she's Hungarian or something

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person Black person Black person Black person

    That is all.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lainey on CICO:
    Perfectly valid food choice: steak and eggs
    Also perfectly valid food choice: sóy & bug burger

    Lainey on race relations:
    Perfectly valid citizen: White guy who writes software
    Also perfectly valid citizen: Black Black person who loots nikes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That right box is exactly correct

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        both are
        caloris are a meme
        google how much caloris are in a gram of uranium and tell me how much weight are you gonna get from eating one :*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~)) 😀 :D:D :D:D:D:D 🙂 x) 😛 :*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~)) 🙂 🙂

        😉

        cicotrannies are fricking moronic

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did this brown b***h make it her profession to draw and then she draws like a 5 year old child? Why are americans like this? That's like being a fat dietitian or a black policeman.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does she put them in these disney villain style clothes

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 30. I have never heard GF or hugged a girl.
    I grew up really poor. My mom raised me and my brother and me alone. Back when I was little I had a dream of waking up and seeing a PlayStation 2 gift under a Christmas tree.
    It's never going to happen since I'm far, far too autistic and with too many loose screws, but if I ever had children, I'd make my dream come true for them.
    >t.drunk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not too late anon
      You just have to force yourself into social situations and go places you can talk to women

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women are easy to talk to the hard part is finding one who isn't vapid, entitled, or has taken miles of wiener. Generally that comes with a few trade offs like they might be chubby, have poor employment, less intelligent, religious fanatic, ect. I found a good woman but she won't wow anyone with her intelligence. Just talk to them, Anon. People want to talk about themselves, start there with questions and then relate your experiences to theirs. Be open with your interests and hobbies with the exception of IST and anything related to IST.

        It's not that. I'm not afraid of talking to anyone and am relatively ok looking.
        It's just I completely lack any kind of drive to date or get to know people. It's really hard to explain. I think I unironically have some undiagnosed problem.
        When I see girls I find attractive, I never find myself thinking about getting to know them, I have no desire to talk to them or interact with them. Same applies to friends, which I have none.
        I don't feel alone, sad or lonely either. I've never felt any kind of love or deep attachemtn either.

        So yeah, I'm probably just fricked in the head.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are easy to talk to the hard part is finding one who isn't vapid, entitled, or has taken miles of wiener. Generally that comes with a few trade offs like they might be chubby, have poor employment, less intelligent, religious fanatic, ect. I found a good woman but she won't wow anyone with her intelligence. Just talk to them, Anon. People want to talk about themselves, start there with questions and then relate your experiences to theirs. Be open with your interests and hobbies with the exception of IST and anything related to IST.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      It's not that. I'm not afraid of talking to anyone and am relatively ok looking.
      It's just I completely lack any kind of drive to date or get to know people. It's really hard to explain. I think I unironically have some undiagnosed problem.
      When I see girls I find attractive, I never find myself thinking about getting to know them, I have no desire to talk to them or interact with them. Same applies to friends, which I have none.
      I don't feel alone, sad or lonely either. I've never felt any kind of love or deep attachemtn either.

      So yeah, I'm probably just fricked in the head.

      You said you had a dream of making some kids dream come true? Your kid or not, is that something you are willing to work towards or is it just some pipe dream you never intend to see realised? You can't give up because life has no appeal, you might save someone innocent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is in jerries fridge?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >30 and posting toehoes
      終わりだ

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most popular threads on IST (previously health and fitness) are:
    >discussion of moronic ragebait comic made by a woman, question in the op being completely irrelevant
    >fat fetish thread
    >sperging about woman in the gym wearing tight clothes with the op larping as the woman (due to being a homosexual)
    >another fat fetish thread
    You sad sacks are so mentally broken it gets less funny and more boring as days progress

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I must constantly justify myself and seek validation for my choices
    just live your life, woman. nobody cares

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it caused me to shift to a gym schedule where my brother and I lift after the kids are in bed, that's all.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she molesting that child?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except the person on the right is not a parent. They own a pet.

    The person on the left is a parent. A child is not a pet.

    Gods, that b***h is crazy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's only one God anon.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought my kid was going to be a gain goblin. I wasn't getting much sleep so I couldn't find any time to get to the gym.
    When she wouldn't sleep, I found that bouncing helped settle her. Eventually I realised she liked the squaring and lung motions, so I built a leg/cardio workout around getting her to sleep. It actually pushed me harder because if I stopped she would wake up and all the previous work was for nothing. This helped me push through my barriers.
    Turns out she was a gains angel.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started working out after I had a kid. I just didn't want to be a weak father you know? I got some basic free weights and that's it. I was doing full body 5x a week and getting no sleep and I started doing hit bro splits 3x a week and getting some sleep in October.
    The way around finding time to workout, I've found, is to squeeze in sets whenever you can. While the tv is on, whole they're napping, while they're eating etc. Don't get autistic about your routine. It's better to do half in the morning and half in the evening than none at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost escaped skinny fat mode. Nice one.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i look at this picture and all i can think of is how easy boomers had it and how they had to ruin it for all of us
      truly the israelites of the generation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, if you can't keep your own shit in order/clean, you're not a man, you're a child.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Black person that's never had a real job or owned a home not a one room apartment

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Work a bog standard 9-5 and bought my first house on my own last year. Granted it's pretty small, not quite 1,400 sq ft. But I still keep it clean. Nice digits though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't understand what his vacuuming path was throughout the house to end up in the position

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think she is afraid of it and he threatening to turn it on.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a dog dad™ my dog provides me with companionship and is my cardio buddy. He is a good boy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pet, you are the master. Having pets is not like having children, you cannot bear the responsibility

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The more you neglect your kids the stronger they become

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No shit he's a dog not a human baby, that doesn't mean that I don't take good care of him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He isn’t the master of his children
        You are what is wrong with this world. Children don’t get to be free until they leave the house AND don’t require monetary assistance from family members. Until that day, you will always be subject to my rules. You break free of that, congratulations you are tentatively in the will and will likely receive a house and a decent stock portfolio as I’m not going in the nursing home and living beyond 75. I can be there for an emergency but this “I can’t pay my phone bill plus rent and afford McDonald’s and netflix” crap isn’t going to fly.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm the master of my children. Those little useless fricks will do what I say at all times.
          >20 years later
          >Why did all my children move to the other side of the country and never visit or take my calls anymore. Do they hate me?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not my problem if they are ungrateful for me protecting them making them strong enough to live on their own. You are not supposed to be friends with your children. They are there to help with the housework/make your life easier. If one or more want to follow me and take over my electrician business, cool I’ll help guide them. If they want to be ingrates, well then I guess the local Labrador rescue can operate for another 2 years or expand their efforts.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Can't be your child's friend
              >Their purpose is to work and serve you.
              Yeah, they are definitely going to hate you kek. Have fun with that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again it isn’t about fun. You clearly are a product of a single mother.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry to burst your bubble, but I have a mother and father, and I love them both and see them every week. I respect my parents and my dad was and still is one of my heroes that I look up to.

                I did household chores growing up, and I got spanked with a belt when I fricked up, until I was too old for it to affect me much, and then I got grounded or had shit taken away from me. But I also wasn't treated like a glorified indentured servant, and they encouraged me, taught me how to be a well-adjusted human being and did shit I'm sure they didn't want to just because they knew I and my brothers would have fun.

                You're out of your mind if you think kids make your life easier. Providing for them is the bare minimum responsibility you have. They didn't ask to be born, that's on you and whoever you knock up. I hope you don't have any yet, and if you do I feel genuinely sorry for them. Hopefully their mother won't be or isn't such a useless c**t.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice larp. Too bad I didn’t read any of it. Was it divorce, prostitute mom, or just absentee dad who worked hard only for his wife to fritter it away on vidya and israelite psychology books?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh larp
                You are incredibly dim-witted.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her comics are fricking hysterical. I love her so much bros

  45. 4 weeks ago
    CIRCUMCISED DICKS ARE UGLIER THAN A BURN VICTIM

    Why is she holding the baby up by his pecker? Why is she grabbing his peter? What a weirdo, touching his woody... TOXIC!

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it caused me to quit smoking and go to the gym so I can make sure that if my little man winds up an incel I can know that I at least brought him to the gym.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

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