Stop being racist. It's not just Chinese people who eat dogs. >Serious though it isn't. Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, lots of other places still do it although it's becoming more and more unfashionable.
Holy shit, Josh must be borderline pathological. I might paste text on a wojak to be racist, then get on with my life. How much time does he spend making these?
Bro you have no idea. He has ones where he drew himself descending form the heavens like Jesus and everyone is bowing their heads to him. And its not just a shitpost either, he's 100% serious about it.
Also he has a brother who's a more successful artist and is married to a white women.
Holy shit, it's real. And all the Black folk in the comments are deflecting by posting how the old Black liberation people were against the Vietnam War, as if that has anything to do with Black folk curbstomping Chinese grannies in the Bay Area.
You can grab babies by the crotch if you are holding them up or whatever, they are wearing thick-ass diapers. Holding them up with them half tucked in your elbow like the comic shows is actually a great way to do it, which is a little confusing because I was under the impression that Lainey was barren and is never around kids to know how to care for them.
What the frick do you think Rockwell did? Have you not learned the whole “don’t cheat, no shortcuts” isn’t real advice? They tell you that to keep you in your place.
>Rockwell
Have no absolutely no idea who that is you autistic moron. >Have you not learned the whole “don’t cheat, no shortcuts” isn’t real advice?
Never said that or implied that you autistic moron
Take your meds and go back to whatever fake job you have
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Complains about art and tracing >Doesn’t know who Norman Rockwell is
have a nice day
3 months ago
Anonymous
about art and tracing
That is not what I did you absolute fricking braindead slug.
Ill explain it to you since youre a moron and will never figure it out.
You said >t.traced for a living
then I said >Is this a joke?
No here is why youre moronic. You assume im saying that because I am familiar with what you do for a living so when I say this you take it as im shitting on you for tracing from a purist point of view. When In reality I have no background knowledge on this topic/job/field so when I hear a person traces for a living it sounds to me like youre a professional kindergardner. So Im actually shitting on you becuase youre a homosexual and have a lame stupid gay job, not because im a purist. In closing you are crazy stupid and clearly insecure considering thats where your mind went as soon as I asked that question. Feel free to eat shit then leave this website. >PS
I had absolutely no clue who Norman Rockwell was until 2 seconds ago when I googled him. This had absolutely no bearing or impact on my life in any negative way whatsoever and as soon as I hit Submit ill be forgetting.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>t. I love being ignorant and letting the world know I'm ignorant, like a hoodrat.
3 months ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/Aykd7ML.jpg
about art and tracing
That is not what I did you absolute fricking braindead slug.
Ill explain it to you since youre a moron and will never figure it out.
You said >t.traced for a living
then I said >Is this a joke?
No here is why youre moronic. You assume im saying that because I am familiar with what you do for a living so when I say this you take it as im shitting on you for tracing from a purist point of view. When In reality I have no background knowledge on this topic/job/field so when I hear a person traces for a living it sounds to me like youre a professional kindergardner. So Im actually shitting on you becuase youre a homosexual and have a lame stupid gay job, not because im a purist. In closing you are crazy stupid and clearly insecure considering thats where your mind went as soon as I asked that question. Feel free to eat shit then leave this website. >PS
I had absolutely no clue who Norman Rockwell was until 2 seconds ago when I googled him. This had absolutely no bearing or impact on my life in any negative way whatsoever and as soon as I hit Submit ill be forgetting.
rockwell didn't trace because he was inept like most tracers are, he traced because he had a job and a strict timeline so he had no reason to sit around plotting an illustration when he could trace the big picture and fill in the details later
the difference between a tracer and someone who utilizes tracing as a skill is that without tracing, the tracer can't draw for shit while the one who uses it as a tool can draw without it
3 months ago
Anonymous
Buddy literally and I mean literally no one gives a frick about tracing or whoever rockwell is. You are clearly autistic and need to learn to just let things go.
3 months ago
Anonymous
i wasn't even that anon you were bickering to
and shouldn't you be taking your own advice if that's what you actually think the other anon should do also??
3 months ago
Anonymous
Im not pushing an idea just bantering as I eat my dinner.
I thought it was cool are you brown by any chance?
Im as white and as american as possible. Im from PA, a vet, and work in a steel mill. Im more rustic and homegrown than your whole family put together. Its not that im against art but to have an autistic fit because im not aware of some tracer is moronic. And its not just that, its the principle I was refering to. Where stupid/autistic people operate under the assumption that everyone else knows everything they know therefore anything said to them is a direct assault on their person because clearly the person saying it knows everything they do and is saying it with the explicit intent to hammer their insecurity.
3 months ago
Anonymous
What kind of American doesn't know who Norman Rockwell is? A self righteously ignorant one, I suppose.
3 months ago
Anonymous
With no reservations whatsoever id bet my life that not a single person I know knows who that is and im friends with all types. Youre living in your own world bud. Why on earth would I know who that is?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because you graduated high school in America and have an IQ above 100? No? Why are you posting on IST about American art history?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Why are you posting on IST about American art history?
im not you braindead idiot why cant you understand that? >Because you graduated high school in America
Be specific, what class would that have come up in?
>t. I love being ignorant and letting the world know I'm ignorant, like a hoodrat.
Ignorant of irrelevant shit like that, absolutely. Especially when you autists are taking it so personally and putting me down for it. Again why would I casually know that, what class specifically would that information have been taught in?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I thought it was cool are you brown by any chance?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>no one gives a frick about tracing or whoever rockwell is
Lol
It's hilarious how she forces inclusion in her comics. You can tell she draws a reasonable picture first and then go back and frick up the gums of one of the figures and turn the other one into an asian.
Guess you have to resort to that if you value holding on to your handbag as much as you value your kid.
I always wanted a dog and I got one at 20 when I moved out because from age 5 I wanted a dog and my parents would NEVER wanted any pets because they always said pets just add additional responsibilities, annoyances and stressors to your life
Now I'm 35 and my dog is 15 and I can safely say my parents were unironically right. 100% not getting any dog or any kind of pet animal after my dog. Owning pets is such a fricking meme.
There's so much shit to do in life, having pets just holds you back. Which makes me wonder why the frick so many people are into this whole "le dog mommy" shit.
I am same age and dog age. Would never not have a dog. You're either moronic or poor because you should be able to drop your dog off at your parents/friends/boarding for a week if you need to.
They hold you back from what? Binge drinking and not coming home at night? Get real.
I feel like it is a meme and people are obsessed with pets now because everyone has superficial transactional relationships. But when you have a dog you can’t help but love them
Anon, they are called bunk beds. You can put two in a really small room. You can add on to a small house with a pre-manufactured "shed" for $5K.
A big pot of food takes care of kids. I don't know how you can't understand that.
As they get older, they are not eating $1K of meat a month. And there's always chicken and eggs.
As for health insurance, after you have enough kids, the 250% of the federal poverty income level becomes super attainable.
If you are home schooling you don't even need to use your free medicaid.
Goodwill is there for clothes. I hope you aren't paying $50 for a pair of jeans (my feelings WILL be hurt) because that's like $8.50 at the thrift store.
And you don't pay to educate them. You are paying to get them labeled by the state. If they were "educating" them, they wouldn't move onto the next chapter in math after they fail the previous.
Last time I checked a basketball is $15 and a pair of shorts is $3.50 for kids. A computer is $1K (for a nice one); a cheap one is $150-$300. So a gym membership is $10 a month, I'm not getting to $2K a month at that rate.
In conclusion, people in the future are going to look a lot like me and a little like you.
Lastly, I think we both earned a trip to reddit after all this.
should have pets instead of children as he would create pointless skin sacks. Thank Odin he is larping.
either you don't have children and don't even have a woman to give you children, or your children are autistic weirdos no one wants to play with. you should get a vasectomy if your autism causes you to behave like that. you should stop having days with your children and let your ex wife have full custody of the kids cause frick
I stopped responding to him because it was just too stupid. I really hope it was bait, even if that means I’m a moron for biting it.
I grew up with cats, love em to death, my parents are immense cat persons
but I've been living so carefree since I moved out 11 years ago I just dont know if I wanna introduce such a responsibility into my life
I'll still get one when this lil turbulence I have with my rental is gone as I'm a bit lonely atm, but still, its such an empowering thing to not have a strict routine
I grew up with cats, love em to death, my parents are immense cat persons
but I've been living so carefree since I moved out 11 years ago I just dont know if I wanna introduce such a responsibility into my life
I'll still get one when this lil turbulence I have with my rental is gone as I'm a bit lonely atm, but still, its such an empowering thing to not have a strict routine
gay
No it motivated me to be a better dad and husband. Stakes are higher I’m their rock and need to set a good example and man of class, integrity, and show them what a responsible good man should be. Kids are definitely gains goblins but I force myself to go to the gym everyday and do something even if it’s just 30 mins on the bike. Just gotta have discipline and work your ass off and learn good time management.
Based
https://i.imgur.com/acnfuIQ.jpg
Did becoming a parent cause you to lose all your gains?
>Which makes me wonder why the frick so many people are into this whole "le dog mommy" shit.
it's something women use to cope with getting old and still being single and childless.
You are the problem. Only annoying part about pets is the cost for food and visits to the vet if you arent working a solid job. Animal industries are peak fricking israelites.
No it motivated me to be a better dad and husband. Stakes are higher I’m their rock and need to set a good example and man of class, integrity, and show them what a responsible good man should be. Kids are definitely gains goblins but I force myself to go to the gym everyday and do something even if it’s just 30 mins on the bike. Just gotta have discipline and work your ass off and learn good time management.
but in all seriousness, do you really think you're the dad or are you just worried abour losing your frickhole? and why aren't you rubbering up you filthy coomer ape?
i'm the dad if she's actually pregnant. apparently she stopped taking the pill because she didn't tolerate it too well, and didn't bother telling me. ffs never trust a woman. better stick to jerking off anon.
Well its a hard road ahead. Stay with her for the childs sake or tell her to put up for adoption if she isnt going to abort (i hope she doesnt). You arent the most important person in your life anymore.
but in all seriousness, do you really think you're the dad or are you just worried abour losing your frickhole? and why aren't you rubbering up you filthy coomer ape?
>your dad before he left would have told you to make that frickbuddy your wife
Yeah but if he does that it would be harder to have more babies with more girls
>Consent condom not admissible in court. Consult an attorney before any coitus. Not valid in all states. See website for details
Now 90% thicker. Last longer = You won't feel shit!
No, it simply implies a israelite found another way to market a new product that does not work, as pointed out by Anon:
>Consent condom not admissible in court. Consult an attorney before any coitus. Not valid in all states. See website for details
Now 90% thicker. Last longer = You won't feel shit!
Kek, you honestly believe they expect people to buy it? It's virtue signalling, and considering the logical failures I pointed out (it isn't a powerful statement, that was me ridiculing them) it's insincere at that.
I agree. I seemed you read the brochure and you were arguing with the claims, which is silly because you should never take israeli claims seriously, but always consider the underlying motive.
Just like those women on tiktok who film men in the gym (while she's in her underwear) and then people comment on it "did she expect to be patted on the back for this. They are one step behind, the real reason she posted the video is to get clicks for her OF
that is fricking lame. I imagine the homosexual that came up with this got a promotion right after pitching the idea. the ones that buy shit like this are people that clap at the ending in a movie theater, or give money to the panhandling addict on the corner or have their pronouns on their social media
Imagine having sex with a woman that you aren't willing to have a family with.
I recommend ego benching 5pl8s, No safety bars, no spotter, extra strong collars.
Listen to Shaggy. >Let's review the situation that you caught up in a >To be a true player you have to know how to play >If she say a night, convince her say a day >Never admit to a word when she say >And if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"
Works for everything.
Text her back asking: What do you want to do now?
This way you are not asking her to have an abortion but you are making it clear you won't support her. If she says keep it. Then skip town and delete her number. Simple as. Or you know literally pay for her to have sex with black men with child support.
Verify it is your child via DNA test, then take responsibility accordingly. Even if he is born outside of wedlock, every child deserve a father. Abandoning the child will perpetuate the problem and lead to even more single mothers
Write up a tight prenup, ask her to sign it, marry her and maybe have more kids with her.
Don't let people scare you. Kids are so much fun. They kinda get to be dicks by age 14, but that's why you keep the baby factory rolling.
And you get $5K a year for each kid in tax rebaits until they're 18! Get her to pop out 5, Anon, there will be years where this little rugrats will be banking you $25K tax free! Maybe get her to home school though, teacher parent conferences suck a big donkey dick. Getting talked down to by morons is never a plus.
>You get $5k/year in tax rebates (spelled rebaits)! >Average cost to raise a child in the U.S. is nearly $21,000/year. >The teachers talk to me like I'm moronic.
To be fair to the teachers, you are extremely moronic.
Well listen player, when teaching kids the concept of behind and in front of, the clouds are never behind the sun. I know of a kindergarten teacher that struggled with that concept.
And prior to webster's dictionary, there was no formal spelling of words. That's the magic of phonics. You should check in to that when you have time.
I never meet a drug dealer willing to give a 5 year old uppers. I've never met a teacher who didn't want to give a 5 year old uppers.
And exactly what kind of gold plated cocopuffs are these people giving these kids anyway.
Some people don't say moron enough. You say it too much. It's all about context. You should look into that too when you have time.
For a guy who plans on spending over $1K a month on a kid, you accuse other people of being moronic.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Not even that anon, just drive by calling you an insecure homosexual.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Look, this is my last comment on the subject, I'll give you the last word. $1.7K is a lot of money in one month. Are you sending these kids away to boarding school? I just don't understand. If my parents spent $500 in a month on me when I was a kid, it was Christmas. I have no idea what in the world you are doing.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Still not that anon but you added .7 to your figure. Are you accusing that other anons family of being holocaust survivors or something? Or are you israeli?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know, $21K/12months = $1.7K. $700 is a thing. I'll get into a heated argument over $20. That's $700/$20 = 35 heated arguments.
Maybe I am ethnically israeli with all the money and complaining (but I am a practicing and serious Catholic). But I still don't understand how even the most free wheeling gentile gets to nearly $2K a month on a kid.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Still not that anon but you added .7 to your figure. Are you accusing that other anons family of being holocaust survivors or something? Or are you israeli?
I am that anon, and you really are an idiot if you think your parents spent less than $500/month on you. Or that you can spend less than $1k/month on a kid today.
The biggest expense is housing. You need more room if you have kids, and that costs more money, irrespective of housing costs going up across the board.
You have to pay more for food, particularly as they get older. And when they are younger and don't eat as much, you are buying shit like diapers.
You have to pay more for health insurance, and you have to pay more for doctor's visits, medicine, etc. You have to regularly buy them new clothes as they outgrow what they already have. You have to pay for child-care, unless one parent stays home, and then that still costs because you lose income potential. You have to pay to educate them, even if they go to public schools (meals, supplies, etc) or are home-schooled (still supplies, curricula materials, etc.).
And that's just the bare fricking minimum. Can easily add in even more spending on toys or shit to entertain them, extracurricular activities like sports or hobbies, etc.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, they are called bunk beds. You can put two in a really small room. You can add on to a small house with a pre-manufactured "shed" for $5K.
A big pot of food takes care of kids. I don't know how you can't understand that.
As they get older, they are not eating $1K of meat a month. And there's always chicken and eggs.
As for health insurance, after you have enough kids, the 250% of the federal poverty income level becomes super attainable.
If you are home schooling you don't even need to use your free medicaid.
Goodwill is there for clothes. I hope you aren't paying $50 for a pair of jeans (my feelings WILL be hurt) because that's like $8.50 at the thrift store.
And you don't pay to educate them. You are paying to get them labeled by the state. If they were "educating" them, they wouldn't move onto the next chapter in math after they fail the previous.
Last time I checked a basketball is $15 and a pair of shorts is $3.50 for kids. A computer is $1K (for a nice one); a cheap one is $150-$300. So a gym membership is $10 a month, I'm not getting to $2K a month at that rate.
In conclusion, people in the future are going to look a lot like me and a little like you.
Lastly, I think we both earned a trip to reddit after all this.
3 months ago
Anonymous
either you don't have children and don't even have a woman to give you children, or your children are autistic weirdos no one wants to play with. you should get a vasectomy if your autism causes you to behave like that. you should stop having days with your children and let your ex wife have full custody of the kids cause frick
BTW the secret to holding down a woman is to keep her constantly engaged in the family. If she isn't having babies, she's still looking to have them whether you know it or not. So give her what she wants, more babies and she won't have time to think about whoring around.
And yes, she will complain, when she does, rub her feet, do one of her chores, or give her a shot of vitamin D. But don't do so much that she doesn't have to be constantly engaged.
For now though, just be super friendly with her for 40 days to see if she has a period.
I love my pet but I hate how everyone in my family jokes about me being a "pet parent" because I actually bother to walk my dog on a regular basis. I would love to find someone to start a family with but my family has so many health issues that I'm afraid of passing on any of that stuff to my potential offspring.
>posting pictures of your kids on IST without censoring their faces
You know some pedo is going to whack off to this, right?
Probably the fittest I’ve ever been was with kids. But I know a lot more about discipline, eating, working out now than I ever did. With that said, I could be fitter without a family, but it wouldn’t be a huge difference. I’m bumping up against my natty limit
Having kids means you can't perfectly optimize your fitness, but unless you're competing in something you don't need to do that anyway.
Problems are:
1. lack of sleep, especially when they're tiny
2. Constantly under attack from disease, getting random colds once a month
3. Starting or changing your routine is more difficult because you don't have large blocks of time to figure things out
Once you're going it's just a matter of will and creativity. Find time to work out or /homegym/ and stop making excuses
Also, the process of figuring it out with kids will teach you a lot about how to get things done in the real world. I look back at me five years ago and wonder how that moron ever managed to feed himself
This is pure cope from women with ticking biological clocks. Almost as pathetic as those manosphere guys that are in their 50s but try to get 20 year old pussy
Yeah I got lazy, suddenly all your free time goes and the first thing I started to cut out was exercise (not completely).
I had a fallow year but I'm hitting the gym 3 times a week now. I can carry my 2 year old for about 3 hours without putting him down ( never had to do a longer stretch). Its sad that most men cant do that. The dads I know can go about 15 minutes.
Week into having first newborn and averaging 6 hours/night of fragmented sleep. Changed from lifting 4x to 3x/ week and dropped some volume on accessories. Haven't noticed strength decrease yet, but it seems inevitable.
Bros I am actually so obsessed with Lainey. I think she is the hottest woman I have ever seen. I’d literally give anything to marry her frick… she’s so goddam gorgeous
>Bros I am actually so obsessed with Lainey. I think she is the hottest woman I have ever seen. I’d literally give anything to marry her frick… she’s so goddam gorgeous
I hope you get your Lainey as I hope for me to get my Mara....we gonna make it...
Idk that's not as insanely moronic as the idea of a man dressing himself and then deciding that he should put a puffer vest on over his suit
Did this brown b***h make it her profession to draw and then she draws like a 5 year old child? Why are americans like this? That's like being a fat dietitian or a black policeman.
both are
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Did this brown b***h make it her profession to draw and then she draws like a 5 year old child? Why are americans like this? That's like being a fat dietitian or a black policeman.
I'm 30. I have never heard GF or hugged a girl.
I grew up really poor. My mom raised me and my brother and me alone. Back when I was little I had a dream of waking up and seeing a PlayStation 2 gift under a Christmas tree.
It's never going to happen since I'm far, far too autistic and with too many loose screws, but if I ever had children, I'd make my dream come true for them. >t.drunk
Women are easy to talk to the hard part is finding one who isn't vapid, entitled, or has taken miles of wiener. Generally that comes with a few trade offs like they might be chubby, have poor employment, less intelligent, religious fanatic, ect. I found a good woman but she won't wow anyone with her intelligence. Just talk to them, Anon. People want to talk about themselves, start there with questions and then relate your experiences to theirs. Be open with your interests and hobbies with the exception of IST and anything related to IST.
It's not that. I'm not afraid of talking to anyone and am relatively ok looking.
It's just I completely lack any kind of drive to date or get to know people. It's really hard to explain. I think I unironically have some undiagnosed problem.
When I see girls I find attractive, I never find myself thinking about getting to know them, I have no desire to talk to them or interact with them. Same applies to friends, which I have none.
I don't feel alone, sad or lonely either. I've never felt any kind of love or deep attachemtn either.
Women are easy to talk to the hard part is finding one who isn't vapid, entitled, or has taken miles of wiener. Generally that comes with a few trade offs like they might be chubby, have poor employment, less intelligent, religious fanatic, ect. I found a good woman but she won't wow anyone with her intelligence. Just talk to them, Anon. People want to talk about themselves, start there with questions and then relate your experiences to theirs. Be open with your interests and hobbies with the exception of IST and anything related to IST.
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It's not that. I'm not afraid of talking to anyone and am relatively ok looking.
It's just I completely lack any kind of drive to date or get to know people. It's really hard to explain. I think I unironically have some undiagnosed problem.
When I see girls I find attractive, I never find myself thinking about getting to know them, I have no desire to talk to them or interact with them. Same applies to friends, which I have none.
I don't feel alone, sad or lonely either. I've never felt any kind of love or deep attachemtn either.
So yeah, I'm probably just fricked in the head.
You said you had a dream of making some kids dream come true? Your kid or not, is that something you are willing to work towards or is it just some pipe dream you never intend to see realised? You can't give up because life has no appeal, you might save someone innocent.
The most popular threads on IST (previously health and fitness) are: >discussion of moronic ragebait comic made by a woman, question in the op being completely irrelevant >fat fetish thread >sperging about woman in the gym wearing tight clothes with the op larping as the woman (due to being a homosexual) >another fat fetish thread
You sad sacks are so mentally broken it gets less funny and more boring as days progress
I thought my kid was going to be a gain goblin. I wasn't getting much sleep so I couldn't find any time to get to the gym.
When she wouldn't sleep, I found that bouncing helped settle her. Eventually I realised she liked the squaring and lung motions, so I built a leg/cardio workout around getting her to sleep. It actually pushed me harder because if I stopped she would wake up and all the previous work was for nothing. This helped me push through my barriers.
Turns out she was a gains angel.
I started working out after I had a kid. I just didn't want to be a weak father you know? I got some basic free weights and that's it. I was doing full body 5x a week and getting no sleep and I started doing hit bro splits 3x a week and getting some sleep in October.
The way around finding time to workout, I've found, is to squeeze in sets whenever you can. While the tv is on, whole they're napping, while they're eating etc. Don't get autistic about your routine. It's better to do half in the morning and half in the evening than none at all.
i look at this picture and all i can think of is how easy boomers had it and how they had to ruin it for all of us
truly the israelites of the generation
Work a bog standard 9-5 and bought my first house on my own last year. Granted it's pretty small, not quite 1,400 sq ft. But I still keep it clean. Nice digits though.
>He isn’t the master of his children
You are what is wrong with this world. Children don’t get to be free until they leave the house AND don’t require monetary assistance from family members. Until that day, you will always be subject to my rules. You break free of that, congratulations you are tentatively in the will and will likely receive a house and a decent stock portfolio as I’m not going in the nursing home and living beyond 75. I can be there for an emergency but this “I can’t pay my phone bill plus rent and afford McDonald’s and netflix” crap isn’t going to fly.
>I'm the master of my children. Those little useless fricks will do what I say at all times. >20 years later >Why did all my children move to the other side of the country and never visit or take my calls anymore. Do they hate me?
Not my problem if they are ungrateful for me protecting them making them strong enough to live on their own. You are not supposed to be friends with your children. They are there to help with the housework/make your life easier. If one or more want to follow me and take over my electrician business, cool I’ll help guide them. If they want to be ingrates, well then I guess the local Labrador rescue can operate for another 2 years or expand their efforts.
>Can't be your child's friend >Their purpose is to work and serve you.
Yeah, they are definitely going to hate you kek. Have fun with that.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Again it isn’t about fun. You clearly are a product of a single mother.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I have a mother and father, and I love them both and see them every week. I respect my parents and my dad was and still is one of my heroes that I look up to.
I did household chores growing up, and I got spanked with a belt when I fricked up, until I was too old for it to affect me much, and then I got grounded or had shit taken away from me. But I also wasn't treated like a glorified indentured servant, and they encouraged me, taught me how to be a well-adjusted human being and did shit I'm sure they didn't want to just because they knew I and my brothers would have fun.
You're out of your mind if you think kids make your life easier. Providing for them is the bare minimum responsibility you have. They didn't ask to be born, that's on you and whoever you knock up. I hope you don't have any yet, and if you do I feel genuinely sorry for them. Hopefully their mother won't be or isn't such a useless c**t.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nice larp. Too bad I didn’t read any of it. Was it divorce, prostitute mom, or just absentee dad who worked hard only for his wife to fritter it away on vidya and israelite psychology books?
No, it caused me to quit smoking and go to the gym so I can make sure that if my little man winds up an incel I can know that I at least brought him to the gym.
God I hate "dog moms" so much it's unreal
thats her dinner
She's not Chinese though
All slant eyes are inbred low genetic diversity bugmen.
Stop being racist. It's not just Chinese people who eat dogs.
>Serious though it isn't. Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, lots of other places still do it although it's becoming more and more unfashionable.
>black people are like dogs
lmao
You wish. Rottweilers were bred for centuries to be intelligent and reliable, the opposite of blacks.
>mistaking a RACE with body fat
Women are truly the dumbest thing on this planet
>blacks = the Black person of dog breed
based Lainey with the un"intentional" racism
You literally couldnt be more incorrect
I would make Lainey a single mom in my basement
Good evening Viper
I like how she thinks the girl with an arm full of tattoos is capable of having a happy and healthy life.
Luna vs Lainey, who wins?
Maybe they should get together
Holy shit, Josh must be borderline pathological. I might paste text on a wojak to be racist, then get on with my life. How much time does he spend making these?
Bro you have no idea. He has ones where he drew himself descending form the heavens like Jesus and everyone is bowing their heads to him. And its not just a shitpost either, he's 100% serious about it.
Also he has a brother who's a more successful artist and is married to a white women.
I should note, the second one is obviously an edit.
i like how josh thinks he speaks on behalf of all asians grouping us together against le white and nigs, im a chink and i hate pinoys.
>that shit eating grin
he looks like coomer kel
Holy shit, it's real. And all the Black folk in the comments are deflecting by posting how the old Black liberation people were against the Vietnam War, as if that has anything to do with Black folk curbstomping Chinese grannies in the Bay Area.
Damn that is unironically more racist than most of /misc/. It's crazy what you can get away with when you are on the "good side"
Lmao american asian chicks are by far the most mentally ill
He is a dude
Why soes the Black person look like a coomer?
Konichiwa Dude!
what the frick
You can grab babies by the crotch if you are holding them up or whatever, they are wearing thick-ass diapers. Holding them up with them half tucked in your elbow like the comic shows is actually a great way to do it, which is a little confusing because I was under the impression that Lainey was barren and is never around kids to know how to care for them.
iirc she either uses references for (ok) or traces her art (not ok). It's likely she would have used a picture that depicts that
Kek ive never seen the original of this and ive always been curious as what the true origin of lainey ball was
The art is original, but I wish I've saved the original text too
IST is so terrible with captions
She probably has a nephew or something
she traces 100%.
t.traced for a living
The most unsettling aspect of this is that there are people in real life who are as ugly as the ones she depicts
>t.traced for a living
Is this a joke?
What the frick do you think Rockwell did? Have you not learned the whole “don’t cheat, no shortcuts” isn’t real advice? They tell you that to keep you in your place.
>Rockwell
Have no absolutely no idea who that is you autistic moron.
>Have you not learned the whole “don’t cheat, no shortcuts” isn’t real advice?
Never said that or implied that you autistic moron
Take your meds and go back to whatever fake job you have
>Complains about art and tracing
>Doesn’t know who Norman Rockwell is
have a nice day
about art and tracing
That is not what I did you absolute fricking braindead slug.
Ill explain it to you since youre a moron and will never figure it out.
You said
>t.traced for a living
then I said
>Is this a joke?
No here is why youre moronic. You assume im saying that because I am familiar with what you do for a living so when I say this you take it as im shitting on you for tracing from a purist point of view. When In reality I have no background knowledge on this topic/job/field so when I hear a person traces for a living it sounds to me like youre a professional kindergardner. So Im actually shitting on you becuase youre a homosexual and have a lame stupid gay job, not because im a purist. In closing you are crazy stupid and clearly insecure considering thats where your mind went as soon as I asked that question. Feel free to eat shit then leave this website.
>PS
I had absolutely no clue who Norman Rockwell was until 2 seconds ago when I googled him. This had absolutely no bearing or impact on my life in any negative way whatsoever and as soon as I hit Submit ill be forgetting.
>t. I love being ignorant and letting the world know I'm ignorant, like a hoodrat.
rockwell didn't trace because he was inept like most tracers are, he traced because he had a job and a strict timeline so he had no reason to sit around plotting an illustration when he could trace the big picture and fill in the details later
the difference between a tracer and someone who utilizes tracing as a skill is that without tracing, the tracer can't draw for shit while the one who uses it as a tool can draw without it
Buddy literally and I mean literally no one gives a frick about tracing or whoever rockwell is. You are clearly autistic and need to learn to just let things go.
i wasn't even that anon you were bickering to
and shouldn't you be taking your own advice if that's what you actually think the other anon should do also??
Im not pushing an idea just bantering as I eat my dinner.
Im as white and as american as possible. Im from PA, a vet, and work in a steel mill. Im more rustic and homegrown than your whole family put together. Its not that im against art but to have an autistic fit because im not aware of some tracer is moronic. And its not just that, its the principle I was refering to. Where stupid/autistic people operate under the assumption that everyone else knows everything they know therefore anything said to them is a direct assault on their person because clearly the person saying it knows everything they do and is saying it with the explicit intent to hammer their insecurity.
What kind of American doesn't know who Norman Rockwell is? A self righteously ignorant one, I suppose.
With no reservations whatsoever id bet my life that not a single person I know knows who that is and im friends with all types. Youre living in your own world bud. Why on earth would I know who that is?
Because you graduated high school in America and have an IQ above 100? No? Why are you posting on IST about American art history?
>Why are you posting on IST about American art history?
im not you braindead idiot why cant you understand that?
>Because you graduated high school in America
Be specific, what class would that have come up in?
Ignorant of irrelevant shit like that, absolutely. Especially when you autists are taking it so personally and putting me down for it. Again why would I casually know that, what class specifically would that information have been taught in?
I thought it was cool are you brown by any chance?
>no one gives a frick about tracing or whoever rockwell is
Lol
I thought it was neat.
She literally finds stock images and traces them. Only thing you can credit her with is OK coloring
It's hilarious how she forces inclusion in her comics. You can tell she draws a reasonable picture first and then go back and frick up the gums of one of the figures and turn the other one into an asian.
Guess you have to resort to that if you value holding on to your handbag as much as you value your kid.
Perfectly standard. Just a big handful of a nappy.
This is how you hold a child, chud
t. proud stepfather
Okay cuck
>stepdad grabs life by the crotch
careful, your stepdaughter might end up frickin Blacks (this is how it happens btw)
Kys
I always wanted a dog and I got one at 20 when I moved out because from age 5 I wanted a dog and my parents would NEVER wanted any pets because they always said pets just add additional responsibilities, annoyances and stressors to your life
Now I'm 35 and my dog is 15 and I can safely say my parents were unironically right. 100% not getting any dog or any kind of pet animal after my dog. Owning pets is such a fricking meme.
There's so much shit to do in life, having pets just holds you back. Which makes me wonder why the frick so many people are into this whole "le dog mommy" shit.
I am same age and dog age. Would never not have a dog. You're either moronic or poor because you should be able to drop your dog off at your parents/friends/boarding for a week if you need to.
They hold you back from what? Binge drinking and not coming home at night? Get real.
>Owning pets is such a fricking meme.
Like what, visiting Paris? Frick your live love laugh life style. I loved going hiking with my dog.
My hand would move towards my holster if I saw your pit on the trail
It's not even a pit bull. Lol @ your entire dog hating life.
Why did you post a picture of a brown recluse?
It's a cute staffy wearing a jacket you trigger happy moron.
Loser.
I feel like it is a meme and people are obsessed with pets now because everyone has superficial transactional relationships. But when you have a dog you can’t help but love them
Going on hikes with your pibble off leash is live laugh love shit, CHAMP!
I dont get how you can be ready to shoot a dog for being a certain breed when you know frick all about dogs in the first place.
nothing more live laugh love than putting clothes on a dog, especially ones with collars.
no matter how many dogs you let cum inside you or you cum inside them, you'll never have a dog/human hybrid baby and be a "dog parent".
homosexuals like
should have pets instead of children as he would create pointless skin sacks. Thank Odin he is larping.
I stopped responding to him because it was just too stupid. I really hope it was bait, even if that means I’m a moron for biting it.
I grew up with cats, love em to death, my parents are immense cat persons
but I've been living so carefree since I moved out 11 years ago I just dont know if I wanna introduce such a responsibility into my life
I'll still get one when this lil turbulence I have with my rental is gone as I'm a bit lonely atm, but still, its such an empowering thing to not have a strict routine
gay
gay
Based
No
thats turkey
are you turkish?
Based.
>white skin
>kid has blonde hair
>wearing tourist clothes
>at a tourist area
Anon, i...
oh ok, but
you must have seen how some turks are white
like me
you seem based, enjoy your sunday, anon
>you must have seen how some turks are white
>like me
pffttthahahaha
Whiter than you mutt
homie wtf is that a toe?
man I have this fricking weird thumb, I know
megan fox also has it, and my buddies tease me for it, its off-putting but people get used to it
I'd say 20% of turkey is white
if you count mediterranean people white that is, and you should
dis homie typing wit his toes bwahahahahha
Ikr
greek mutt
>turk
>lives in NL
classic
I'm not the anon with his son, just an observer. I've been to turkey and my kebab shops are full of them, and I've never seen a white one
>Which makes me wonder why the frick so many people are into this whole "le dog mommy" shit.
it's something women use to cope with getting old and still being single and childless.
You are the problem. Only annoying part about pets is the cost for food and visits to the vet if you arent working a solid job. Animal industries are peak fricking israelites.
Yeah dogs suck. Huge annoying pain in the ass.
Do you have kids? Lmao if not, you lost the point
Yes 3 kids.
LAINEYYYYYYY THREAAAADDDDDDD ALLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOAAAARDDDDD!!!!!!!!
No it motivated me to be a better dad and husband. Stakes are higher I’m their rock and need to set a good example and man of class, integrity, and show them what a responsible good man should be. Kids are definitely gains goblins but I force myself to go to the gym everyday and do something even if it’s just 30 mins on the bike. Just gotta have discipline and work your ass off and learn good time management.
Incels BTFO again
>frickbuddy wrote me some hours ago that she just had a positive pregnancy test
what's the best lift to get me out of this
falcon punch x fetal cardiac failure
but in all seriousness, do you really think you're the dad or are you just worried abour losing your frickhole? and why aren't you rubbering up you filthy coomer ape?
i'm the dad if she's actually pregnant. apparently she stopped taking the pill because she didn't tolerate it too well, and didn't bother telling me. ffs never trust a woman. better stick to jerking off anon.
Well its a hard road ahead. Stay with her for the childs sake or tell her to put up for adoption if she isnt going to abort (i hope she doesnt). You arent the most important person in your life anymore.
>and didn't bother telling me
You mean she baby trapped you anon. Should have kept the b***h on a tighter leach.
>Bitch
>Leach
Brown person detected
Still dna test you idiot.
>hold on I've gotta drop an il duce
awesome. Her breasts gonna get bigger. and milkier.
These guys get it especially
>why are you having premarital sex?
ftfy
Congrats anon
You're gonna be a daddy!
your dad before he left would have told you to make that frickbuddy your wife, if you can't, then tie a bowflex around your neck
>your dad before he left would have told you to make that frickbuddy your wife
Yeah but if he does that it would be harder to have more babies with more girls
just imagine taking a girl home from a party, you make out. get her on the bed and she is like fricking ready, throbbing wet waiting to be taken
>"hey Babe you have to help me solve this puzzle where we need 4 hands to get the condom out"
when using the contraceptive is harder then just sticking it in
>Consent condom not admissible in court. Consult an attorney before any coitus. Not valid in all states. See website for details
Now 90% thicker. Last longer = You won't feel shit!
This kinda implies that consent cannot be withdrawn once given (by opening the condom). Truly a powerful statement.
No, it simply implies a israelite found another way to market a new product that does not work, as pointed out by Anon:
Kek, you honestly believe they expect people to buy it? It's virtue signalling, and considering the logical failures I pointed out (it isn't a powerful statement, that was me ridiculing them) it's insincere at that.
I agree. I seemed you read the brochure and you were arguing with the claims, which is silly because you should never take israeli claims seriously, but always consider the underlying motive.
Just like those women on tiktok who film men in the gym (while she's in her underwear) and then people comment on it "did she expect to be patted on the back for this. They are one step behind, the real reason she posted the video is to get clicks for her OF
What if I just use my hands and feet to open it?
that is fricking lame. I imagine the homosexual that came up with this got a promotion right after pitching the idea. the ones that buy shit like this are people that clap at the ending in a movie theater, or give money to the panhandling addict on the corner or have their pronouns on their social media
RIP, 18 years anon, 18 years of getting JUSTED. Let this be a lesson to just jerk off or use a rubber.
Imagine having sex with a woman that you aren't willing to have a family with.
I recommend ego benching 5pl8s, No safety bars, no spotter, extra strong collars.
nta but I have not yet seen a woman I'm willing to have a family with, and I have to nut somehow
That's what your hand is for
Jerking off sucks and it's not the same
Skill issue
Hope to God it isn't you and let that be a lesson to you and everyone ITT to save yourself for marriage.
This. Same thing happened to me once. tl:dr; ended w/ abortion.
Messed me up to this day. Don't take the chance anons.
Wait till you're married.
same thing happened to me but she ended up miscarrying. thanks for reminding me to be grateful
Listen to Shaggy.
>Let's review the situation that you caught up in a
>To be a true player you have to know how to play
>If she say a night, convince her say a day
>Never admit to a word when she say
>And if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"
Works for everything.
But she saw on the counter?!
>Abandon your child
You people are Black folk
Just move lol
if you're both white then it's totally OK anon
>frickbuddy
Tell her congrats and ask her if she knows who the father is.
Text her back asking: What do you want to do now?
This way you are not asking her to have an abortion but you are making it clear you won't support her. If she says keep it. Then skip town and delete her number. Simple as. Or you know literally pay for her to have sex with black men with child support.
Did you bust inside of her?
Verify it is your child via DNA test, then take responsibility accordingly. Even if he is born outside of wedlock, every child deserve a father. Abandoning the child will perpetuate the problem and lead to even more single mothers
wow sex has LE CONSQUENCES?????
Write up a tight prenup, ask her to sign it, marry her and maybe have more kids with her.
Don't let people scare you. Kids are so much fun. They kinda get to be dicks by age 14, but that's why you keep the baby factory rolling.
And you get $5K a year for each kid in tax rebaits until they're 18! Get her to pop out 5, Anon, there will be years where this little rugrats will be banking you $25K tax free! Maybe get her to home school though, teacher parent conferences suck a big donkey dick. Getting talked down to by morons is never a plus.
>You get $5k/year in tax rebates (spelled rebaits)!
>Average cost to raise a child in the U.S. is nearly $21,000/year.
>The teachers talk to me like I'm moronic.
To be fair to the teachers, you are extremely moronic.
Well listen player, when teaching kids the concept of behind and in front of, the clouds are never behind the sun. I know of a kindergarten teacher that struggled with that concept.
And prior to webster's dictionary, there was no formal spelling of words. That's the magic of phonics. You should check in to that when you have time.
I never meet a drug dealer willing to give a 5 year old uppers. I've never met a teacher who didn't want to give a 5 year old uppers.
And exactly what kind of gold plated cocopuffs are these people giving these kids anyway.
Some people don't say moron enough. You say it too much. It's all about context. You should look into that too when you have time.
Look at reddit randy over here, writing books in hopes to prove he isn’t moronic on the internet.
For a guy who plans on spending over $1K a month on a kid, you accuse other people of being moronic.
Not even that anon, just drive by calling you an insecure homosexual.
Look, this is my last comment on the subject, I'll give you the last word. $1.7K is a lot of money in one month. Are you sending these kids away to boarding school? I just don't understand. If my parents spent $500 in a month on me when I was a kid, it was Christmas. I have no idea what in the world you are doing.
Still not that anon but you added .7 to your figure. Are you accusing that other anons family of being holocaust survivors or something? Or are you israeli?
I don't know, $21K/12months = $1.7K. $700 is a thing. I'll get into a heated argument over $20. That's $700/$20 = 35 heated arguments.
Maybe I am ethnically israeli with all the money and complaining (but I am a practicing and serious Catholic). But I still don't understand how even the most free wheeling gentile gets to nearly $2K a month on a kid.
I am that anon, and you really are an idiot if you think your parents spent less than $500/month on you. Or that you can spend less than $1k/month on a kid today.
The biggest expense is housing. You need more room if you have kids, and that costs more money, irrespective of housing costs going up across the board.
You have to pay more for food, particularly as they get older. And when they are younger and don't eat as much, you are buying shit like diapers.
You have to pay more for health insurance, and you have to pay more for doctor's visits, medicine, etc. You have to regularly buy them new clothes as they outgrow what they already have. You have to pay for child-care, unless one parent stays home, and then that still costs because you lose income potential. You have to pay to educate them, even if they go to public schools (meals, supplies, etc) or are home-schooled (still supplies, curricula materials, etc.).
And that's just the bare fricking minimum. Can easily add in even more spending on toys or shit to entertain them, extracurricular activities like sports or hobbies, etc.
Anon, they are called bunk beds. You can put two in a really small room. You can add on to a small house with a pre-manufactured "shed" for $5K.
A big pot of food takes care of kids. I don't know how you can't understand that.
As they get older, they are not eating $1K of meat a month. And there's always chicken and eggs.
As for health insurance, after you have enough kids, the 250% of the federal poverty income level becomes super attainable.
If you are home schooling you don't even need to use your free medicaid.
Goodwill is there for clothes. I hope you aren't paying $50 for a pair of jeans (my feelings WILL be hurt) because that's like $8.50 at the thrift store.
And you don't pay to educate them. You are paying to get them labeled by the state. If they were "educating" them, they wouldn't move onto the next chapter in math after they fail the previous.
Last time I checked a basketball is $15 and a pair of shorts is $3.50 for kids. A computer is $1K (for a nice one); a cheap one is $150-$300. So a gym membership is $10 a month, I'm not getting to $2K a month at that rate.
In conclusion, people in the future are going to look a lot like me and a little like you.
Lastly, I think we both earned a trip to reddit after all this.
either you don't have children and don't even have a woman to give you children, or your children are autistic weirdos no one wants to play with. you should get a vasectomy if your autism causes you to behave like that. you should stop having days with your children and let your ex wife have full custody of the kids cause frick
BTW the secret to holding down a woman is to keep her constantly engaged in the family. If she isn't having babies, she's still looking to have them whether you know it or not. So give her what she wants, more babies and she won't have time to think about whoring around.
And yes, she will complain, when she does, rub her feet, do one of her chores, or give her a shot of vitamin D. But don't do so much that she doesn't have to be constantly engaged.
For now though, just be super friendly with her for 40 days to see if she has a period.
Why do you guys hate poor Lainey so much? She just wants to inspire young women with her artwork.
Conversely, being too fat and unfit to run on the playground with my 4 and 5 year old made me start exercising again.
I love my pet but I hate how everyone in my family jokes about me being a "pet parent" because I actually bother to walk my dog on a regular basis. I would love to find someone to start a family with but my family has so many health issues that I'm afraid of passing on any of that stuff to my potential offspring.
>posting pictures of your kids on IST without censoring their faces
You know some pedo is going to whack off to this, right?
>You know some pedo is going to whack off to this, right?
They’re handsome men born from my loins. Jacking off to them is jacking off to me
Cute kids anon!
Cute boys, God bless your family anon.
Probably the fittest I’ve ever been was with kids. But I know a lot more about discipline, eating, working out now than I ever did. With that said, I could be fitter without a family, but it wouldn’t be a huge difference. I’m bumping up against my natty limit
Konichiwa, dude!
I bet that dog gets lots of peanut butter in his diet.
how come you can tell she used a british person as a reference for the left one
Having kids means you can't perfectly optimize your fitness, but unless you're competing in something you don't need to do that anyway.
Problems are:
1. lack of sleep, especially when they're tiny
2. Constantly under attack from disease, getting random colds once a month
3. Starting or changing your routine is more difficult because you don't have large blocks of time to figure things out
Once you're going it's just a matter of will and creativity. Find time to work out or /homegym/ and stop making excuses
Also, the process of figuring it out with kids will teach you a lot about how to get things done in the real world. I look back at me five years ago and wonder how that moron ever managed to feed himself
>dog mom
This is pure cope from women with ticking biological clocks. Almost as pathetic as those manosphere guys that are in their 50s but try to get 20 year old pussy
Yeah I got lazy, suddenly all your free time goes and the first thing I started to cut out was exercise (not completely).
I had a fallow year but I'm hitting the gym 3 times a week now. I can carry my 2 year old for about 3 hours without putting him down ( never had to do a longer stretch). Its sad that most men cant do that. The dads I know can go about 15 minutes.
It actually inspired me to get serious about my health and finally get into lifting and nutrition.
Lainey Copemar
Week into having first newborn and averaging 6 hours/night of fragmented sleep. Changed from lifting 4x to 3x/ week and dropped some volume on accessories. Haven't noticed strength decrease yet, but it seems inevitable.
It gets better and it gets worse. Eventually you'll filter it out in your sleep and your wife will cop it.
t. Father of 18 month old
Jesus her tracing has gotten worse
how many Laineyballs are there? or is it just the same one in every picture?
Difference is the one on the left isn't gonna eat her baby
Bros I am actually so obsessed with Lainey. I think she is the hottest woman I have ever seen. I’d literally give anything to marry her frick… she’s so goddam gorgeous
>nasty prostitute tattoos
yuck
how are you fat with stick thighs...
Lainey bros...
i think what kills me the most is how she draws herslef looking like Mila Kunis or something. b***h doesn't look anywhere nearly that good
>Bros I am actually so obsessed with Lainey. I think she is the hottest woman I have ever seen. I’d literally give anything to marry her frick… she’s so goddam gorgeous
I hope you get your Lainey as I hope for me to get my Mara....we gonna make it...
Posting here will just make you depressed again, Lainey
Holy shit, she’s got the crazy eyes bad
Only for a year and not all of them
It really helps you get your priorities in order tbh
Lainey thread?
LAINEY THREEEEEEAAAADDD!!!!!
I just noticed he's wearing the puffer vest over a 2 piece suit and I can't stop laughing
Did you notice the chick has no hand?
You may laugh even more now:)
Idk that's not as insanely moronic as the idea of a man dressing himself and then deciding that he should put a puffer vest on over his suit
I thought she's Hungarian or something
Black person Black person Black person Black person
That is all.
Lainey on CICO:
Perfectly valid food choice: steak and eggs
Also perfectly valid food choice: sóy & bug burger
Lainey on race relations:
Perfectly valid citizen: White guy who writes software
Also perfectly valid citizen: Black Black person who loots nikes
That right box is exactly correct
both are
caloris are a meme
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cicotrannies are fricking moronic
Did this brown b***h make it her profession to draw and then she draws like a 5 year old child? Why are americans like this? That's like being a fat dietitian or a black policeman.
why does she put them in these disney villain style clothes
I'm 30. I have never heard GF or hugged a girl.
I grew up really poor. My mom raised me and my brother and me alone. Back when I was little I had a dream of waking up and seeing a PlayStation 2 gift under a Christmas tree.
It's never going to happen since I'm far, far too autistic and with too many loose screws, but if I ever had children, I'd make my dream come true for them.
>t.drunk
Not too late anon
You just have to force yourself into social situations and go places you can talk to women
It's not that. I'm not afraid of talking to anyone and am relatively ok looking.
It's just I completely lack any kind of drive to date or get to know people. It's really hard to explain. I think I unironically have some undiagnosed problem.
When I see girls I find attractive, I never find myself thinking about getting to know them, I have no desire to talk to them or interact with them. Same applies to friends, which I have none.
I don't feel alone, sad or lonely either. I've never felt any kind of love or deep attachemtn either.
So yeah, I'm probably just fricked in the head.
Women are easy to talk to the hard part is finding one who isn't vapid, entitled, or has taken miles of wiener. Generally that comes with a few trade offs like they might be chubby, have poor employment, less intelligent, religious fanatic, ect. I found a good woman but she won't wow anyone with her intelligence. Just talk to them, Anon. People want to talk about themselves, start there with questions and then relate your experiences to theirs. Be open with your interests and hobbies with the exception of IST and anything related to IST.
You said you had a dream of making some kids dream come true? Your kid or not, is that something you are willing to work towards or is it just some pipe dream you never intend to see realised? You can't give up because life has no appeal, you might save someone innocent.
Wtf is in jerries fridge?
>30 and posting toehoes
終わりだ
The most popular threads on IST (previously health and fitness) are:
>discussion of moronic ragebait comic made by a woman, question in the op being completely irrelevant
>fat fetish thread
>sperging about woman in the gym wearing tight clothes with the op larping as the woman (due to being a homosexual)
>another fat fetish thread
You sad sacks are so mentally broken it gets less funny and more boring as days progress
>I must constantly justify myself and seek validation for my choices
just live your life, woman. nobody cares
No, it caused me to shift to a gym schedule where my brother and I lift after the kids are in bed, that's all.
Why is she molesting that child?
Except the person on the right is not a parent. They own a pet.
The person on the left is a parent. A child is not a pet.
Gods, that b***h is crazy.
There's only one God anon.
I thought my kid was going to be a gain goblin. I wasn't getting much sleep so I couldn't find any time to get to the gym.
When she wouldn't sleep, I found that bouncing helped settle her. Eventually I realised she liked the squaring and lung motions, so I built a leg/cardio workout around getting her to sleep. It actually pushed me harder because if I stopped she would wake up and all the previous work was for nothing. This helped me push through my barriers.
Turns out she was a gains angel.
I started working out after I had a kid. I just didn't want to be a weak father you know? I got some basic free weights and that's it. I was doing full body 5x a week and getting no sleep and I started doing hit bro splits 3x a week and getting some sleep in October.
The way around finding time to workout, I've found, is to squeeze in sets whenever you can. While the tv is on, whole they're napping, while they're eating etc. Don't get autistic about your routine. It's better to do half in the morning and half in the evening than none at all.
Almost escaped skinny fat mode. Nice one.
What did she mean by this?
i look at this picture and all i can think of is how easy boomers had it and how they had to ruin it for all of us
truly the israelites of the generation
To be fair, if you can't keep your own shit in order/clean, you're not a man, you're a child.
Based Black person that's never had a real job or owned a home not a one room apartment
Work a bog standard 9-5 and bought my first house on my own last year. Granted it's pretty small, not quite 1,400 sq ft. But I still keep it clean. Nice digits though.
i don't understand what his vacuuming path was throughout the house to end up in the position
I think she is afraid of it and he threatening to turn it on.
As a dog dad™ my dog provides me with companionship and is my cardio buddy. He is a good boy
It's a pet, you are the master. Having pets is not like having children, you cannot bear the responsibility
The more you neglect your kids the stronger they become
No shit he's a dog not a human baby, that doesn't mean that I don't take good care of him
>He isn’t the master of his children
You are what is wrong with this world. Children don’t get to be free until they leave the house AND don’t require monetary assistance from family members. Until that day, you will always be subject to my rules. You break free of that, congratulations you are tentatively in the will and will likely receive a house and a decent stock portfolio as I’m not going in the nursing home and living beyond 75. I can be there for an emergency but this “I can’t pay my phone bill plus rent and afford McDonald’s and netflix” crap isn’t going to fly.
>I'm the master of my children. Those little useless fricks will do what I say at all times.
>20 years later
>Why did all my children move to the other side of the country and never visit or take my calls anymore. Do they hate me?
Not my problem if they are ungrateful for me protecting them making them strong enough to live on their own. You are not supposed to be friends with your children. They are there to help with the housework/make your life easier. If one or more want to follow me and take over my electrician business, cool I’ll help guide them. If they want to be ingrates, well then I guess the local Labrador rescue can operate for another 2 years or expand their efforts.
>Can't be your child's friend
>Their purpose is to work and serve you.
Yeah, they are definitely going to hate you kek. Have fun with that.
Again it isn’t about fun. You clearly are a product of a single mother.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I have a mother and father, and I love them both and see them every week. I respect my parents and my dad was and still is one of my heroes that I look up to.
I did household chores growing up, and I got spanked with a belt when I fricked up, until I was too old for it to affect me much, and then I got grounded or had shit taken away from me. But I also wasn't treated like a glorified indentured servant, and they encouraged me, taught me how to be a well-adjusted human being and did shit I'm sure they didn't want to just because they knew I and my brothers would have fun.
You're out of your mind if you think kids make your life easier. Providing for them is the bare minimum responsibility you have. They didn't ask to be born, that's on you and whoever you knock up. I hope you don't have any yet, and if you do I feel genuinely sorry for them. Hopefully their mother won't be or isn't such a useless c**t.
Nice larp. Too bad I didn’t read any of it. Was it divorce, prostitute mom, or just absentee dad who worked hard only for his wife to fritter it away on vidya and israelite psychology books?
>muh larp
You are incredibly dim-witted.
Her comics are fricking hysterical. I love her so much bros
Why is she holding the baby up by his pecker? Why is she grabbing his peter? What a weirdo, touching his woody... TOXIC!
No, it caused me to quit smoking and go to the gym so I can make sure that if my little man winds up an incel I can know that I at least brought him to the gym.
You just know