Did I just find an exploit irl?

>be me, wagie
>go to uni as a worker-student
>worker-students are not required to show up to any class and can never flunk out
>have full access to gym and swimming pools from 7am to 10pm
>don't need to schedule my hours, the place is almost always empty in the morning
>can even go to any of the students' mess halls, cheapest has meals for 1,20eur
>all this for 35eur a month and only pay 10 months per year

I just keep paying tuition and benefit from everything EXCEPT the education. Will they catch on and kick me out or is this free?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What commie nation has such great universities?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the joke that you're not getting an education and somehow this is good to you?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are living the life bro

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    -students are not required to show up to any class and can never flunk out
    kinda doubt that part. rest sounds reasonable. eu ftw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In my faculty, students with special regimes were never fully kicked out, but every 2 years someone would see how many credits I cleared and would kick me out for 1 year if I was slacking
      t. former fireman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i had a 15ects per semester goal to get my 1200€ a month for studying but was just allowed to take +1year tolerance to finish it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wat da hell 1200 euro per month? what country and is it welfare from the state or like a scholarship?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where???

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So... you're paying 35eur a month for a gym membership + tuition fees? Why not just get a proper gym membership? Not following here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon did state:

      >I just keep paying tuition and benefit from everything EXCEPT the education

      So it's understandable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So... you're paying 35eur a month for a gym membership + tuition fees? Why not just get a proper gym membership? Not following here

        Are you anons retarded? Some countries offer free higher education because they're not scum sucking shitholes like the US

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >gets taxed @ 60%

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like most countries?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not from the US, and sorry I don't know every little detail about your irrelevant shithole of a country. Hence why I asked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your shit tier quality education

    • 1 month ago
      OP

      35eur is the whole tuition. would've been around 70eur if I signed up for all the classes in my course but I only signed up for 2

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's almost certainly a limit to how long you can be a student before you are flunked out of your program. At least that's how it was in the US.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pay 12,000 dolalrs plus tip
      >sorry you're kicked out because you took a leave of absence
      >make sure to pay taxes to your state government since they subsidize the public university system so we can hire more administrators to administrate our administration btw tuition is up another 5% to fund our football stadium
      Damn what a great system.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        12k would be the whole year, and that's for a school that mogs 99% of europoor schools in every department and in every facet of education.

        I'll bet you the average state school has better facilities than the top university in your country. Feel free to post it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pay 12,000 dolalrs plus tip
          >sorry you're kicked out because you took a leave of absence
          >make sure to pay taxes to your state government since they subsidize the public university system so we can hire more administrators to administrate our administration btw tuition is up another 5% to fund our football stadium
          Damn what a great system.

          oh and it's something that only happens to special ed retards that need 7 years to complete a degree. Most schools are understanding if you have legitimate family concerns causing the delay in graduation.

          If you're just slacking off while mommy and daddy pay the bill they'll put you on academic probation before eventually dismissing you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pay 12,000 dolalrs plus tip
        enjoy going to a shitty school
        lmao @ ur poorfag life
        america, fuck yeah

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