My sole purpose for lifting is to mog other people
I want to be able to see any homosexual in the gym, watch what he lifts, then go do the exact same lift with 50% more weight and slower, more controlled form, and more reps. Then SLAM the weight down on my last rep and smirk while staring in his general direction.
It is the most legal way to mog/display your superiority without just beating them to a pulp. It is such an amazing feeling to exert your dominance over another male. Side effect is females notice this and it makes you look like THE Alpha Male. And that's what you little nerds don't get. It doesn't matter how much I lift or how good I look as long as I lift more and look better than YOU. Women can immediately tell who the Alpha Male is and it is built into their basic biology to want to FRICK that top dog.
So remember that, you little geek. I'm not lifting to frick her, I'm lifting to demoralize you and make you feel like a little b***h. Think about that every time someone outlifts you at the gym and looks better doing it. You are below them
My sole purpose for lifting is to mog other people
I want to be able to see any homosexual in the gym, watch what he lifts, then go do the exact same lift with 50% more weight and slower, more controlled form, and more reps. Then SLAM the weight down on my last rep and smirk while staring in his general direction.
It is the most legal way to mog/display your superiority without just beating them to a pulp. It is such an amazing feeling to exert your dominance over another male. Side effect is females notice this and it makes you look like THE Alpha Male. And that's what you little nerds don't get. It doesn't matter how much I lift or how good I look as long as I lift more and look better than YOU. Women can immediately tell who the Alpha Male is and it is built into their basic biology to want to FRICK that top dog.
So remember that, you little geek. I'm not lifting to frick her, I'm lifting to demoralize you and make you feel like a little b***h. Think about that every time someone outlifts you at the gym and looks better doing it. You are below them
see
here’s goblina rejecting him
https://vocaroo.com/1ayUzZAVgauF
79 seconds. That's all it took. You were so lacking in conversational skills, so destitute in talking to women, that a 4/10 women rejected you.
All you could do is simp over her and you STILL got rejected. She MINDBROKE you. Whatever vestiges of your psyche is left can only post pasta. You've been so broken, so EVISCERATED that all you can do is post stale pasta. Even worse, I bet you STILL simp for her even now. She said no and yet you couldn't accept it. You kept going, asking again over and over and over and over and over. Your gains have evaporated, and all you can do is cling to a body pillow with her picture taped on it. You come here, vying for her affection, and yet you can't get it. You will NEVER move on, and you will NEVER get her to say yes. It's over. Unable to live with yourself, you'll get a noose,
get a chair, and have a nice day. At least then you can get some respite.
>please somebody post it please! I am such a celibate nerdy incel I need to to cope with getting mogged and shit on pls somebody post it pleeeasssee!
Hahahahahhahaha and in the next breath you will ponder why you can't get laid
i'll just post it myself ahahahah. i find this situation incredibly funny
and the icing on the cake is that i'm currently talking to someone who doesn't simp for me at all
The real icing on the cake is you self-admittedly post here solely to troll incels and when someone comes along to troll them with you you're too moronic to go along with it.
I mean really take a step back here and look at the whole picture. You have a guy (me) who looks like me and makes the money I make and tells you about the girls he actually hooks up with and you REALLY thought he wanted you. Hahahaha holy shit. What could have been a hilarious thread filled to the brim with seething incels was ruined by your moronation and narcissism.
And the cherry on top is now I have you empathizing with these very incels despite, prior to this post, never actually coming @ you hahahahaha. Oh well, lesson learned.
10 months ago
gobu
i don't want you lol troll or not
Nice. I look forward to your progress.
thanks i lost 2.5 pounds this week :3
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oh no some self-admittedly mentally ill obese uggo doesn't want me, however will I recover hahahaha
The fact you think I care is only more proof of your narcissism
By the way why did you stop coming to the tomboy threads? You were welcome.
10 months ago
gobu
i found someone who i want to spend my future with :>. i'm also moving forward in my life. all that's left for me is to lose weight then i will leave here
Here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to use my "incel" magick powers to turn you into pic rel. You are now a underage ghost girl in a empty school classroom. You will see my huge erection and be embarrassed about it. I will put my penis inside your 9 year old mouth. In and out. Over and over and over and over and over again. Until I cum inside her throat. With such a force that you cum instantly for 2 minutes straight, hard. You're SO satisfied, that you spit out your heart, her heart comes from her chest and travels through her throat and stays inside her mouth, literally offering your cute little heart to me in your final moments. I immediately get hard and pry open your mouth, heart still inside of it while you're still squatting. I tap my dick gently on your heart once, twice, and then with a hearty flick of my finger send it right back to where it was, reviving you immediately.
Then I shove my dick in, and cum again due to how tight and wet and hot your mouth and throat is. You can't swallow it all, so I pull out and bust a hot load all over your face and hair.
Seeing the visage of you, face and hair covered in my semen makes me hard again.
You notice this and take off your top, fully committed to servicing me. All of your money, cars, Instagram posts, GONE and you're so aroused, so TAKEN by me. You reveal your small underage breasts in all of their glory. You gives the best naizuri I've ever had. My dick slides up and down through your cute chest as if it were butter. Even better, I can hear your heartbeat rising. It was all too much, I came so hard I ended up fainting immediately afterwards but not before seeing the glorious visage of your now glazed 9 year old face, hair, and small breasts covered in my hot cum.
I woke up in my room with you next to me. You were happy and so was I. EVERYTHING you boasted about is GONE, your old life nothing but a memory that never was.
6' flat, seethe harder incel + you look like such shit even your wrists are indicative of that + you're probably brown LMAOOOO a brown, celibate DYEL... Holy shit I'd kms
Yeah be sure to include the updated one where the moron cropped off the other guy because he was too stupid to realize he was getting trolled by 3 different people at the time LMAO
Try to keep ur speed at 315 when making turns, and disabling jet camera roll helped me. Also watch videos on youtube, and know the maneuvers. And take a low dose of shrooms for spatial awareness
Depends. It hasn't affected my personal life in any which way so nothing really to recover from. On the other hand, when you change 'goofy' to subservient the message reads the same, which saddens me. Men should not be clowns and women shouldn't reward that behaviour. The fault ultimately lies with the industrial revolution and negative self esteem epidemic.
Gymcels unironically think that picking heavy things up and putting them down will net them a woman when they can't charm their way into a hookers bed. They think they're going to land a woman when they have no social proof of even being in a social circle. They are pussies in all endeavors of life, they are afraid of confrontation, they are depressed, they are not vigorous, they do not have excess resources, etc. But they look good. That is such an absolutely weak offering to a woman that there is no wonder they won't date you.
i dont understand if gymcels are trying to look good, or just some kind of social dick size contest.
tbh which one do you guys think you are lifting for? its for looks or size/intimidation? which strat >inb4 i lift for jesus etc
yeah sure
i dont understand if gymcels are trying to look good, or just some kind of social dick size contest.
tbh which one do you guys think you are lifting for? its for looks or size/intimidation? which strat >inb4 i lift for jesus etc
yeah sure
btw thing is if you look properly good, sexual arousal is there, women are no different in that regard
Okay so if I have all of these and enjoy lifting then what's the problem? I don't post my PRs cuz I don't even keep track, just a general level of fitness so I can do other things easier.
Also, everything you posted a la >Presence(vibe)>Face>Frame>Body Comp.
involves looking good. You wont have a good 'presence' as a 25 year old dude that gives off creepy uncle vibes no matter how funny you are.
>do not have excess resources
this never stopped me from getting dates/laid before. having a pisspoor attitude towards your situation sure as frick will.
I have a humiliation fetish and I feel more degraded when I'm muscular and more attractive. That is, incidentally, the same reason I pursue academical and financial success. I used to think it's stupid, but as long as it gets me out of bed...
Being humiliated by some bimbo girl when I'm a superior specimen in as many ways as possible is much more degrading than being a random fat, socially awkward, poorly groomed and uneducated bum.
"Goofy" attracts a certain kind of girl who doesn't take herself or life seriously. You're right that goofy means a lack of dignity and sophistication. There is no intellect or cleverness behind it. Some girls don't want to think too much. It's less than 1% of the female population.
"Goofy" attracts a certain kind of girl who doesn't take herself or life seriously. You're right that goofy means a lack of dignity and sophistication. There is no intellect or cleverness behind it. Some girls don't want to think too much. It's less than 1% of the female population.
goofy is just zoomer slang in this context for charismatic
I'm getting in shape so I can hit women again. I used to be really involved in BDSM, but that stopped once I started dating someone long term. After we broke up, I drank a bunch and got a bit chubby.
I need to be physically fit to cane, choke and engage in all sorts of degrading things. Mostly for the stamina. I don't wanna be a sweaty, spent mess after a few swings of a bamboo cane or a few blows to her stomach. I wanna be absolutely satisfied again. And vanilla sex just doesn't cut it.
growing up though college i was always funny and made people laugh including girls. was too autistic to ever try to do anything with anyone. then as i ruined my 20s i became a reclusive shell and rarely even speak to people anymore
>want to make incels seethe >make incels seethe >"wahhh why are you making me seethe!?"
Also >no wrist
So you look like such shit even your wrists are indicative of that + you're probably brown LMAOOOO a brown, celibate DYEL... Holy shit I'd kms
>IMG_5462
You dead ass have an entire image library of me saved hahahahahaha holy shit, literally everytime you open you iPhone photos you get reminded of how absolutely mindfricked I have made you hahahahhahaha
10 months ago
Anonymous
Kek thanks for confirming this is you
You’re a self-admitted roidtroony
10 months ago
Anonymous
Hahahaha holy shit so let me get this straight. You save my pics. But then you are too moronic to think someone might also save them and use them to troll? Hahahahahahahahhaha what a fricking moron.
I'm fact, you don't even know if I'm really that guy to begin with.
This is the problem with you browns. You're all so fricking moronic
@71778970 >all that's left for me is to lose weight then i will leave here
youre not going to lose weight and youre never leaving here you dumb fat b***h
Social media posts can have very different connotations depending on where they're seen. That guy and most of the people who liked it probably just saw it and giggled a little like a moron and liked it and didn't think anything of it but when posted here it seems like he's actually attacking people who lift
he was 17 when he posted it, and variations of the “she let me hit cuz i’m goofy” joke were already trending. he just tweaked his towards gym bros and got a viral tweet
>lifting for girls
LMAO
My sole purpose for lifting is to mog other people
I want to be able to see any homosexual in the gym, watch what he lifts, then go do the exact same lift with 50% more weight and slower, more controlled form, and more reps. Then SLAM the weight down on my last rep and smirk while staring in his general direction.
It is the most legal way to mog/display your superiority without just beating them to a pulp. It is such an amazing feeling to exert your dominance over another male. Side effect is females notice this and it makes you look like THE Alpha Male. And that's what you little nerds don't get. It doesn't matter how much I lift or how good I look as long as I lift more and look better than YOU. Women can immediately tell who the Alpha Male is and it is built into their basic biology to want to FRICK that top dog.
So remember that, you little geek. I'm not lifting to frick her, I'm lifting to demoralize you and make you feel like a little b***h. Think about that every time someone outlifts you at the gym and looks better doing it. You are below them
So we still haven't recovered, got it
op got owned
mog me daddy
aren't you that guy that got rejected by the fat ugly goblina?
here’s goblina rejecting him
https://vocaroo.com/1ayUzZAVgauF
oh no no no no
sheeeeeeeeit ahahahahahahaha fuuuuuuuuuuck heheheheheheheh this homie got rejected by a 4 he's in shambles what a pathetic excuse of a man he is
LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's a lot of words for
>i don't give a shit about you LMAO
i rejected him at least five times before i recorded this but he kept hitting on me
Nice trips
see
79 seconds. That's all it took. You were so lacking in conversational skills, so destitute in talking to women, that a 4/10 women rejected you.
All you could do is simp over her and you STILL got rejected. She MINDBROKE you. Whatever vestiges of your psyche is left can only post pasta. You've been so broken, so EVISCERATED that all you can do is post stale pasta. Even worse, I bet you STILL simp for her even now. She said no and yet you couldn't accept it. You kept going, asking again over and over and over and over and over. Your gains have evaporated, and all you can do is cling to a body pillow with her picture taped on it. You come here, vying for her affection, and yet you can't get it. You will NEVER move on, and you will NEVER get her to say yes. It's over. Unable to live with yourself, you'll get a noose,
get a chair, and have a nice day. At least then you can get some respite.
she’s so fat and ugly and u can even tell from her voice she’s gross but damn she did own him, he’s more pathetic than her
>Fat and ugly
I know, I've seen the screenshots.
Hey gobu I know your message said you weren't a flower but if I said you were a titan arum (a type of flower) would you be offended
You will always be my sweet latina flower no matter what
have a nice day obese tripprostitute
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT A homosexual
Anyone have that selfie that made this guy simp for her???
>please somebody post it please! I am such a celibate nerdy incel I need to to cope with getting mogged and shit on pls somebody post it pleeeasssee!
Hahahahahhahaha and in the next breath you will ponder why you can't get laid
i'll just post it myself ahahahah. i find this situation incredibly funny
and the icing on the cake is that i'm currently talking to someone who doesn't simp for me at all
The real icing on the cake is you self-admittedly post here solely to troll incels and when someone comes along to troll them with you you're too moronic to go along with it.
I mean really take a step back here and look at the whole picture. You have a guy (me) who looks like me and makes the money I make and tells you about the girls he actually hooks up with and you REALLY thought he wanted you. Hahahaha holy shit. What could have been a hilarious thread filled to the brim with seething incels was ruined by your moronation and narcissism.
And the cherry on top is now I have you empathizing with these very incels despite, prior to this post, never actually coming @ you hahahahaha. Oh well, lesson learned.
i don't want you lol troll or not
thanks i lost 2.5 pounds this week :3
Oh no some self-admittedly mentally ill obese uggo doesn't want me, however will I recover hahahaha
The fact you think I care is only more proof of your narcissism
Nice. I look forward to your progress.
If you think youf midget fat Hispanic ass was simped unironically i feel bad for your mental health
By the way why did you stop coming to the tomboy threads? You were welcome.
i found someone who i want to spend my future with :>. i'm also moving forward in my life. all that's left for me is to lose weight then i will leave here
What are his lifts?
He’s just goofy
Being rejected by that prostitute who looks like a post wall mexican cleaning lady at her 20's is a good thing
>cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope
why is this all im seeing from your text? is my pc glitching out?
Here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to use my "incel" magick powers to turn you into pic rel. You are now a underage ghost girl in a empty school classroom. You will see my huge erection and be embarrassed about it. I will put my penis inside your 9 year old mouth. In and out. Over and over and over and over and over again. Until I cum inside her throat. With such a force that you cum instantly for 2 minutes straight, hard. You're SO satisfied, that you spit out your heart, her heart comes from her chest and travels through her throat and stays inside her mouth, literally offering your cute little heart to me in your final moments. I immediately get hard and pry open your mouth, heart still inside of it while you're still squatting. I tap my dick gently on your heart once, twice, and then with a hearty flick of my finger send it right back to where it was, reviving you immediately.
Then I shove my dick in, and cum again due to how tight and wet and hot your mouth and throat is. You can't swallow it all, so I pull out and bust a hot load all over your face and hair.
Seeing the visage of you, face and hair covered in my semen makes me hard again.
You notice this and take off your top, fully committed to servicing me. All of your money, cars, Instagram posts, GONE and you're so aroused, so TAKEN by me. You reveal your small underage breasts in all of their glory. You gives the best naizuri I've ever had. My dick slides up and down through your cute chest as if it were butter. Even better, I can hear your heartbeat rising. It was all too much, I came so hard I ended up fainting immediately afterwards but not before seeing the glorious visage of your now glazed 9 year old face, hair, and small breasts covered in my hot cum.
I woke up in my room with you next to me. You were happy and so was I. EVERYTHING you boasted about is GONE, your old life nothing but a memory that never was.
lmao
Thanks.
It isn't pasta btw, I created that post on my own.
holy mother of cope
nice body though
>masT energy
>wall of text
you already lost
this post was based for the first couple sentences and then quickly became pathetic and insecure with how long it went
>doesn’t lift for girls
>yet can’t help but bring up how mogging others helps him get girls
>those tiny forearms
you started gymcelling to cope for the fact you spend your youth in doors reading books instead of using tools lol
God damn I love recking incels
bro you're 5'7 max, I could kill you in one suplex
6' flat, seethe harder incel + you look like such shit even your wrists are indicative of that + you're probably brown LMAOOOO a brown, celibate DYEL... Holy shit I'd kms
Lmao cuck. Hiding Ur gay poor clothing. Roidhead
>mfw people say I roid
You do. Bacne and chest acne. Post it to prove me right lmao
Get shit on incel. Now post your wrist
>lies about roiding
someone post the screencap when this guy is simping for goblina
Yeah be sure to include the updated one where the moron cropped off the other guy because he was too stupid to realize he was getting trolled by 3 different people at the time LMAO
>we
A guy I know started referring to himself as "goofy" suspiciously close to when this went viral and he still does it to this day.
I find it suspicious that Goofy, an athropomorphic dog, has a regular dog of his own
what is going on here?
Are you kinkshaming??
Goofy is just code for tall lean and has all his hair
Nice jokes, jester. She let me hit because of my mad dogfighting skills in battlefield 4
a woman has had sex with me because i carried her in counter strike
i am also yolked and huge
Use to get nudes from speed running chicks thru dungeons on WoW way back in the day. Really wish I had that phone still
Frick you anon I just wanna unlock the UCAV
Anon pls teach me how to fly in BF4 I don't care about picking up girls I just wanna help my team win and have a good time.
Try to keep ur speed at 315 when making turns, and disabling jet camera roll helped me. Also watch videos on youtube, and know the maneuvers. And take a low dose of shrooms for spatial awareness
it's literally impossible to git gud at BF4 jets unless you're one of the elect of god
The goofy guy made a fool of himself to get girls. He has her, but not her respect.
or he just made her laugh because he has charisma (I know, IST incel can't into social skillz)
>or because he rizzed her up
fixed that for you
Depends. It hasn't affected my personal life in any which way so nothing really to recover from. On the other hand, when you change 'goofy' to subservient the message reads the same, which saddens me. Men should not be clowns and women shouldn't reward that behaviour. The fault ultimately lies with the industrial revolution and negative self esteem epidemic.
>let me
People lying on the internet, not surprised. Not saying he isn't goofy af but he probably has a better face than the 400lb squatter.
Sex is gay
Sex outside of meaningful relationships is degenerate and will lead nowhere but to mental issues.
You don’t need those women anyways.
i still haven't recovered from the 400 lb squat i let his mom do on my dick
OK but I can squat more than you
Did fit ever find his pics?
Gymcels unironically think that picking heavy things up and putting them down will net them a woman when they can't charm their way into a hookers bed. They think they're going to land a woman when they have no social proof of even being in a social circle. They are pussies in all endeavors of life, they are afraid of confrontation, they are depressed, they are not vigorous, they do not have excess resources, etc. But they look good. That is such an absolutely weak offering to a woman that there is no wonder they won't date you.
Presence(vibe)>Face>Frame>Body Comp.
I don’t lift to attract women.
I lift for myself
i dont understand if gymcels are trying to look good, or just some kind of social dick size contest.
tbh which one do you guys think you are lifting for? its for looks or size/intimidation? which strat
>inb4 i lift for jesus etc
yeah sure
btw thing is if you look properly good, sexual arousal is there, women are no different in that regard
> your picrel
> ~~*Research exposes*~~
HAHAHAHA stay small homosexual
so I need to work on unlocking my Ki
thanks bro, really good advice
Okay so if I have all of these and enjoy lifting then what's the problem? I don't post my PRs cuz I don't even keep track, just a general level of fitness so I can do other things easier.
Also, everything you posted a la
>Presence(vibe)>Face>Frame>Body Comp.
involves looking good. You wont have a good 'presence' as a 25 year old dude that gives off creepy uncle vibes no matter how funny you are.
>do not have excess resources
this never stopped me from getting dates/laid before. having a pisspoor attitude towards your situation sure as frick will.
>let me
I have a humiliation fetish and I feel more degraded when I'm muscular and more attractive. That is, incidentally, the same reason I pursue academical and financial success. I used to think it's stupid, but as long as it gets me out of bed...
Huh? How does being succesful and muscular make you feel degraded?
Being humiliated by some bimbo girl when I'm a superior specimen in as many ways as possible is much more degrading than being a random fat, socially awkward, poorly groomed and uneducated bum.
You sure sound very academical
And that's all that matters in academics
Recover? We dodged when he posted it on twitter, someone took a screenshot, posted it here. and you saved it and posted it again.
ADHD Chads win again!
I'm funny AND I'm working to become an elite athlete. The hot body is just the cherry on top.
>AND I'm working to become an elite athlete.
Meaning: you're unemployed.
I just dug a deep trench in the Arizonan heat so a pipe can be replaced. What did you do today?
Yeah yeah. Tell me more, anonymous "elite athlete in training" lmaoooooooo
>he thinks performing manual labor will make him an elite athlete
Why would being "goofy" be attractive to women? Funny, yes, but "goofy" makes it sound like you're a clown.
it doesn't, jestermaxxing doesn't its some jestermaxxing nobody on twitter who is "doing numbers" with that tweet
"Goofy" attracts a certain kind of girl who doesn't take herself or life seriously. You're right that goofy means a lack of dignity and sophistication. There is no intellect or cleverness behind it. Some girls don't want to think too much. It's less than 1% of the female population.
goofy is just zoomer slang in this context for charismatic
Goofy isn't zoomer slang for anything other than goofy. Charisma is called riz by Zoomies, you clueless turdpile.
Goofy just means funny here. You're just being pedantic like a redditor.
had a threesome with 2 lesbians
they said i look good which i believe I do but the only reason they let me hit was because I have a big fat dick
By tapping his goofy twink ass
Why did you reply to me? Don’t ever do that again, I’m not joking around.
>no wrists
Quite literally all anyone needs to know. Thanks for playing
I could snap your fricking neck.
>Roiding for THIS
you're what, 5'6? I would squash you like a bug
t. 6'5
>mfw people say I roid
test
I'm getting in shape so I can hit women again. I used to be really involved in BDSM, but that stopped once I started dating someone long term. After we broke up, I drank a bunch and got a bit chubby.
I need to be physically fit to cane, choke and engage in all sorts of degrading things. Mostly for the stamina. I don't wanna be a sweaty, spent mess after a few swings of a bamboo cane or a few blows to her stomach. I wanna be absolutely satisfied again. And vanilla sex just doesn't cut it.
growing up though college i was always funny and made people laugh including girls. was too autistic to ever try to do anything with anyone. then as i ruined my 20s i became a reclusive shell and rarely even speak to people anymore
>Top Dog enters thread
>Roaches scatter
Everytime. Thanks for playing incels
Don’t flatter yourself. You’re a Bottom
>my sweet little flower
>want to make incels seethe
>make incels seethe
>"wahhh why are you making me seethe!?"
Also
>no wrist
So you look like such shit even your wrists are indicative of that + you're probably brown LMAOOOO a brown, celibate DYEL... Holy shit I'd kms
Gay homie said what?
>still no wrists
>still seething
>IMG_5462
You dead ass have an entire image library of me saved hahahahahaha holy shit, literally everytime you open you iPhone photos you get reminded of how absolutely mindfricked I have made you hahahahhahaha
Kek thanks for confirming this is you
You’re a self-admitted roidtroony
Hahahaha holy shit so let me get this straight. You save my pics. But then you are too moronic to think someone might also save them and use them to troll? Hahahahahahahahhaha what a fricking moron.
I'm fact, you don't even know if I'm really that guy to begin with.
This is the problem with you browns. You're all so fricking moronic
>continues to lie to save face
>yo this homie goofy af ima let him blurp in muh pussay
@71778970
>all that's left for me is to lose weight then i will leave here
youre not going to lose weight and youre never leaving here you dumb fat b***h
i already am losing weight 😀 have a good day though 🙂
Sure thing fatty, dont you """"lift"""" for over a year and still look like this?
Imagine lifting and ALSO having a personality O_O
Social media posts can have very different connotations depending on where they're seen. That guy and most of the people who liked it probably just saw it and giggled a little like a moron and liked it and didn't think anything of it but when posted here it seems like he's actually attacking people who lift
he was 17 when he posted it, and variations of the “she let me hit cuz i’m goofy” joke were already trending. he just tweaked his towards gym bros and got a viral tweet