in 2016 i heard a girl say to her friend 'that guy is hot' but i was too scared to turn to check if they were talking about me because it would have been incredibly embarrassing if they weren't and they saw me turn around thinking that they were talking about me
Grow some balls. Next time when you are sure they talk about someone else just look at them and say "thanks". Chances are they either scream/call police or enjoy your company
Last summer I'm pretty sure I heard a girl say to her friends she would frick me. I had headphones in but I usually wear tanktops when its hot so I look loose. Made me kinda anxious tho since I'm a shy autist
I just get disgusted thinking how low their standards are and how many wieners they would have taken if they stooped to trying to get my attention.
Same when a woman hits on me. It's very rare but still. I can see them go sad when I can't hide my disgust.
Me neither. Women only openly hit on the top 10% and I'm more like a 6 or 7. But I'm talking about mires/smiles and women seeking eye contact. Or a woman striking up a conversation and being very animated.
Creeps me out thinking how low her standards are when it happens.
Don't even think to open up for any other girl, my man. They'll dump your weak ass even quicker that way.
She just used it as an excuse. Don't listen to what they say, observe what they do.
I hope you're good now.
Thanks for your concern guys but I'm fine now. I did cry for the first time in around 15 years after the break up. So maybe she was onto something after all lol.
Don't even think to open up for any other girl, my man. They'll dump your weak ass even quicker that way.
She just used it as an excuse. Don't listen to what they say, observe what they do.
I hope you're good now.
I'm guessing you're single. communication is the only thing a relationship needs long term. if you treat every girl with this mentality and not just bawds, then you'll never find a wife you'll be happy with
I've been through two marriages and a dozen of girls. Communication is very important, but you shouldn't open up to a woman emotionally, as she interprets it as a weakness on a biological level.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Enforce boundaries while being emotional and it becomes masculine energy again. "You will not do blah again"-> wet with that yes, honey energy
I had some 19 year old zoomer feel up my arms and hands the entire night. She had previously only dated s0y5males and kept going on about “how she finally was with a real man”. I was dyel by fit standards but it really gave me an ego boost. She was very sweet and she spent three or four hours making out with me and feeling my body.
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1 month ago
Anonymous
Redpill dork. Life isn’t black and white like that. If your form of expressing emotion is to whine like a pussy then yes, your girl will think you’re acting like a pussy, but that’s because you are and has nothing to do with the fact that she has a vegana.
“Opening up” is so vague the fact that you’ve made up some rule in your head to not do it with women tells me you probably lack the intelligence and nuance required to be in a healthy relationship in the first place.
For the children here including the guy I’m responding to who is currently LARPing, being honest about your emotions is fine so long as you are dignified about it and don’t vent like a child. Fear, stress, sadness are all normal emotions and sharing them with others can be a meaningful way to connect. If your girl leaves you because you acknowledge negative emotions she was not going to be a good long term partner anyways
No this doesn’t mean you can lay your head in her lap like some anime character and bawl like a kid over spilled milk. Have some common sense
1 month ago
Anonymous
thats cause you were emotional about some pussy shit my sscond kid died and me and my wife cried for months after and we are still together
>not open enough with my emotions
to be clear, this always means "you should be sappy and tell me how much you love me more" and not "share your actual emotions with me". the latter will result in them seeing you as a b***h and leaving you the majority of the time.
yes and I love it. I've been using shirts unbuttoned to the bottom of the chest, sometimes even the belly. When I'm sitting in front of a hot female, I usually take some time to sit, sometimes I stop for 1 second, and really put my head forward so I can show her my pecs, my flat belly and cut body through it. I absolutely love it. I got this idea from them, some use really low necklines and I started using this in front of her.
Not that guy, but I enjoy driving women mad using their own tricks. Getting shirtless in front of women who know that they want, but can't get my body is priceless.
No, because I am a recovering fatty. They have mired my losses though.
Still need to lose another 20lbs before I am comfortable bulking for gains mires.
Press S to shame me, thanks.
Bro you had already bought what the frick are you going to bulk again for?
You were supposed to gain all the muscle possible while on a cut and now you're just going to fricking start eating again cuz you're addicted to food
No, but last Saturday a guy in a bar walked over next to me to order his drink and said that I look like a pornstar. I think he was hinting at Johnny Sins, because someone else also said that to me before. I'm okay with that.
That has to be a thing as I also shave my head and get called Johnny Sins. Women have never called me handsome or mired me though. Am talking to a few girls rn but they are all into deviant shit.
>meet this troony from grindr >first time we meet up and get coffee >she's pretty short for what used to be a guy >she has really pretty eyes and tells me nice things the whole time >second date she tells me to come to her apartment for a movie >we watch like maybe two minutes of the movie vefore we start making out >she's an amazing kisser >i carry her to her bedroom >we frick i cum first but keep fricking her >she shoots her load into her face >we lay around and cuddle then frick again
this is the thread where we brag about the trannies we've fricked right?
she leaked precum the whole first time like a steady stream but she jerked herself off to cum
1 month ago
Anonymous
My ex started to message me and we went for coffee. She hasn't seen me in years, before I took working out seriously. The whole date she was giving me those crazy frick/in love eyes at me. Her sister came to rescue her before the night ended then she deleted me saying things were moving too fast lol. too fast for what b***h? it was just coffee. but those looks she gave me....;_; I want a girl to look at me like that all the time.
that is the secret anon. making out with them, especially during sex. treat them like a real girl and they will blow your mind.
My dad was never impressed no matter how well I did so now that I have a daughter it's pretty demoralizing because she doesn't give a damn either lmao.
It’s quite rare for somebody’s own children to be impressed with their parents because that’s what the kid has learned is ‘normal’
For all Eddie Halls son knew, a 1000lb deadlift wasn’t that much
I get some nice smiles occasionally, usually from pretty nerd types who aren't confident enough to walk by smugly with a smirk, and are autistic and polite enough to actually make eye contact and smile. One did the other day gorgeous lookin' italian girl in a very unflattering outfit of straightleg jeans, hiking shoes and a rain jacket with a backpack on and no makeup. Woulda asked for her number if I didn have a (trans)gf atm.
I didn't think I'd miss pussy this much when I have ass available so often, and I do like gargling some freshly shaven balls, but some times I don't wanna gag on her wiener and I'd like to 69 with a wet fanny (vegana) on my tongue, and not be crushed by 77kg of weight with a 5.5" shewiener oiling my voicebox with precum.
Saying that, I haven't seen >her for 4 days, and I'm gonna ream my throat on that shlong tonight and bore her ass out tonight like a bridgeport milling machine.
wore a fitting shirt and a girl i knew asked if i'd been working out recently (been working out a few years now). even better was when a dude corrected her and said i always looked like that
I've literally almost never had a girl comment on my muscles. I certainly noticed an uptick in girls getting very smiley and flustered around me since I lost some weight and put in solid time at the gym, but every single comment about my physique itself is from another man every single time.
That's what nobody tells you about getting into shape. For every one new woman there is who wants to flirt with you, there's five fricking guys talking about how big your muscles look, trying to grope your chest and arms, flirting with you randomly. Many of them complete strangers too.
However, recently I grew out my hair and do a decent job maintaining it, and women LOVE to comment on it and use it as a flirtation point. I think it is safe to say that just 1.5 years of letting my hair grow out took me farther with women than five years of dedicated lifting ever did. I.E. stop lifting for girls lmfao
I was putting some plants in my garden bed while shirtless and all the neighbors wives came to talk to me about gardening. Kind of odd that I was surrounded by 4 ladies all interested in my flowers, but I will take it as a mire as I could see their eyes check out my body
The 60 year old Asian lady at my hair salon calls me “muscle man” every time I walk in and leave. Everyone else always mires when she does. >feels good
I live in a nicer upscale neighborhood in the south and always get black chicks and latinas miring me. Even had a coworker randomly invite me to a barbecue her family had for carne asada kek
>work at a pnumatic drill press factory >new hr girl >she's the gms step daughter >she's super pale with blue eyes and long dark brown hair >she just got out of college with a ba in psych >first week she walks the floor and talks to everyone but me >the senior hr takes a vacation and i get called into girls office >she introduces herself >then she starts rambling for a few minutes >and apologizes for it then says she's not used to working with people who are her type >ask whats her type and she says guys who look like they can break her in half >laugh a bit then tell her i usually don't get that from girls her age(she's 22 i'm 31) >her step dad is also really nice to me now too and he used to ignore me kek
she kinda looks like this thot
if you're going to live up to her father's standards anon, take it all the way. if not, there's no shame in picking your battles because you're not going to win them all.
My gf was sitting like that wearing similar panties. Her pussy bulge was outta this world so I just started boxing it. Like, slow punching the thing, working it real good. Like some jabs, uppercuts, worked my elbow at it.
She was laughing the entire time, and said that it was the weirdest foreplay she's ever had. I was really confused, as I wasn't trying to do any foreplay, I just thought it be fun to bat them lips around like a meaty punching bag for a bit while I waited for my preworkout to kick in.
I wore a tank top to my lab class the other day and the girls called me a bawd for showing off my shoulders (I'm a couple years older than most of them). one of the dudes their age who is trying hard to get with one took off his shirt and rocked the tank top as well out of jealousy I presume. >t. total dyel
Two weekends I was looking particularly chiseled and I caught some girl telling her friend " I would frick him". Feels good to know the new diet is working as intended.
People have told me I'm in shape and all, but nothing in terms of flirting or something. Honestly I don't give a frick how people think about it. I do it for myself to feel good in my skin with the knowledge that I mog 75% of all other guys at 31.
some girl on hinge matched me just to tell me she thought i was full of myself and i just told her i own my own house am 10% bodyfat with 16.5" biceps i am better than 90% of my peers
I had some 19 year old zoomer feel up my arms and hands the entire night. She had previously only dated s0y5males and kept going on about “how she finally was with a real man”. I was dyel by fit standards but it really gave me an ego boost. She was very sweet and she spent three or four hours making out with me and feeling my body.
Your haircut suggests you're gay.
You're a muscular twig at best
Your hips are weird
You need at least 20lbs of muscle to be IST
You better be over 6'
Until otherwise proven, you don't look like you get b***hes on your dick
>Born and raised in a very poor part of the USA >GTFO >2022 uncle dies, return for funeral >Dressed well >In the only convenience store in town, purchasing misc >Girl behind the counter looks me up and down >"You must be someone important."
only when I'm walking around with my gf. girls usually never look at me for more than half a second but soon as I walk around with her I see all kinds of young qts staring.
Was at a concert and after it ended a line of people walked by and a girl grabbed my dick then turned back and smiled and waved at me.
Went to a party once with my Roommates. Cute blonde girl was talking to one of my friends. We walked up to him and he introduced us and she looked at my friend's and said to one "your the jokster", said something else to my other roommate, and then looked at me and said "and you're the pretty boy of the group" then stepped across the little circle to shake my hand and started talking to me.
Was fricking a girl a few months ago and she started to blush while she was on top and then after she said she was looking at me and a little flustered because I was hottest guy she was with.
I'm 6 foot 1 and I just casually lift to stay not fat and have some definition.
A few but it either ends one in >oh anon you're so hot getting puss must be so easy for you, why do you want a girl like me?
or >anon you are one of the truly good guys out there. some guys so evil and ick, it's nice knowing that you are good
why are girls so weird
The only atrention I get is from new mothers and young girls. It is a curse, because interaction would result in social suicide. would rather be ignored tbh.
>full day of fun at the lake >I had a a few beers with friends >fall asleep in the train on my way home >slowly wake up and realise I kinda slid while sleeping and my shorts moved up my legs a lot >not skipping leg day so they are pretty decent >had a nice dream that gave me a half chub >not wearing any underwear too >see MILF two rows accross fully starring at my legs/bulge >I'm wearing sunglasses with mirrored lenses so she has no idea that I'm awake and see her starring >pretend that I'm waking up before the situation gives me a proper boner >she immeadiately looks out of the window >a few minutes later when she exits the train she gives me a smile while passing me
When i started my first job i got invited to a small house party, it was all software engineers and i was “taller than average” (not 6’) but i was very swole compared to them, these two blonde shorties came up to me and started asking if ive ever gotten a double blowjob and i fumbled it lol
>in china >qt receptionist with long braid and absolutely perfect body always smiles at me and flirts when I come in >deadlift 5 pl8 (was at a gym for upper middle to rich Chinese people so it looks insane- there are definitely some strong guys there but not really among the rich) >she claps, gives two thumbs up and comes over >I get embarrassed and turn away
Definitely some of the best pussy I ever fumbled. You guys do not understand how much you can still frick it up with a submissive personality even being top tier in looks. I’m 6’4, blonde, green eyed, even had a nice tan at the time coming off a Hawaii vacation, and still fricked it up. Cannot emphasize how much I would have loved to frick her and she couldn’t have made it any easier and still screwed it up. But thankfully I guess there a niche for tall looking guys with good physiques and incredibly awkward personalities among intelligent high achieving women. I guess two type A personalities going together just butt heads too much. So I’ve had very good girlfriends for a while, probably the only thing I have going for me with women. I absolutely could never make it as a single guy trying to score random hookups though despite having women come up to me and ask for my number occasionally. A 5’9 6 with a normal personality could have easily closed the deal on that one but not me.
>a niche for tall looking guys with good physiques and incredibly awkward personalities
No, there's mass, almost universal appeal for tall men with good physiques, and being incredibly awkward doesn't outweigh it.
i dont know if i associate with degenerates but i’ve had my friend’s girlfriends flat out flirt with me, eye me up, and bring me up a lot in group chats according to my gf
>in the end you regret not going to prostitutes instead
I always regret going to prostitutes and strip clubs. Nothing is worse than paying for things that evolution intended for you to take naturally
Watch some national geographic, males always pay dearly for mating, often with their lives. If you could figure how a female can give you the most precious she has for some cut paper, I'd call that a pretty chad move
once i was dancing with this girl i met through friends at a disco and she kept feeling my shoulders and pecs. later as we were getting each other naked in order to bang, she said “oh wow” in a pretty horny voice once i was bare chested.
it felt pretty good.
i only do ohp/squats/deadlift/weighted chinup-pullups-dips and more often than not women compliment my physique. and dancing will always be an express way into sexual territory, or at least its the safest way to tell if she is into you.
Girls more me regularly.
I have min max shock value because I have great face genetics and a soft voice.
The mires are nice, but I prefer to pay the energy forward to my fellow anons.
All men deserve more mires and I am aware I'm in the top percentile. I've read the stories for years how many other men only have a mire every few years or so.
Disregard wom n, WAGMI
She is clearly humiliating you in your own pic. Lightly, but she us. You wouldn't even stand a chance. You don't get female attention. You look like a goober.
Seek help, the only humiliation going on is your comment. Given its amoung the worst I've read all day thats bad because I've read 1000s of comments today.
In 2021, I was walking out of a gas station and two college girls called out to me from a Jeep to say I was hot before driving off. My wife was waiting in the car and was pissed at me for days over it.
I still think about how awesome getting catcalled was.
In the past yes but lately it's been hard for me to actually tell what people think of when they stare at me. I think I might be mentally ill. For a couple of years now I've had this issue where whenever I look in the mirror I can't recognize myself. I can't even tell who I am in pictures or videos that my girlfriend or her friends have taken of us. It's really odd. It's not like I've gone through some physical transformation that drastically changed my appearance, it's just that I can't recognize my own eyes, my own face, nothing that's "me" really. I I've never done drugs nor have I ever had a drop of liquor, there are no mentally ill people in my family either so it's not hereditary or anything. I don't know what to make of it. Best thing to do would probably to go to a professional and see what's up but I'm way too busy in real life. My girlfriend and my exes always tell me I do look good and I do get hit on by women, mostly older women to be honest, at restaurants and such or even when I'm just out and about so yes probably do get mired yes. By the way if any of you know anything about psychology or metal disorders and you think you know what might be wrong with me please let me know.
It's always fat israelites miring me. I don't know what it is. If they're willing to mire and make a move that at least means other girls are looking, right?
in 2016 i heard a girl say to her friend 'that guy is hot' but i was too scared to turn to check if they were talking about me because it would have been incredibly embarrassing if they weren't and they saw me turn around thinking that they were talking about me
If it makes you feel better, they weren't talking about you
Grow some balls. Next time when you are sure they talk about someone else just look at them and say "thanks". Chances are they either scream/call police or enjoy your company
Anon, that was 8 years ago. Anon hasn't had a compliment like that in almost a decade.
I know anon, I'm good at statistics. Probability is he will either receive such compliment very soon... or never.
>2016 was 8 years ago
Last summer I'm pretty sure I heard a girl say to her friends she would frick me. I had headphones in but I usually wear tanktops when its hot so I look loose. Made me kinda anxious tho since I'm a shy autist
>hey thanks you guys are hot too keep up the good work
I just get disgusted thinking how low their standards are and how many wieners they would have taken if they stooped to trying to get my attention.
Same when a woman hits on me. It's very rare but still. I can see them go sad when I can't hide my disgust.
I get this feeling on something like tinder, never had it IRL. But no one really hits one me.
Me neither. Women only openly hit on the top 10% and I'm more like a 6 or 7. But I'm talking about mires/smiles and women seeking eye contact. Or a woman striking up a conversation and being very animated.
Creeps me out thinking how low her standards are when it happens.
You must get mired from time to time, right anon?
This but I knew she meant me because we were the only ones there.
My gf used to grope my arms during sex.
Why doesnt she anymore?
Were not together anymore. I'm "not open enough with my emotions".
Oh...bummer bro..hope your doin good
Thanks for your concern guys but I'm fine now. I did cry for the first time in around 15 years after the break up. So maybe she was onto something after all lol.
Don't even think to open up for any other girl, my man. They'll dump your weak ass even quicker that way.
She just used it as an excuse. Don't listen to what they say, observe what they do.
I hope you're good now.
I'm guessing you're single. communication is the only thing a relationship needs long term. if you treat every girl with this mentality and not just bawds, then you'll never find a wife you'll be happy with
I've been through two marriages and a dozen of girls. Communication is very important, but you shouldn't open up to a woman emotionally, as she interprets it as a weakness on a biological level.
Enforce boundaries while being emotional and it becomes masculine energy again. "You will not do blah again"-> wet with that yes, honey energy
Checked
Redpill dork. Life isn’t black and white like that. If your form of expressing emotion is to whine like a pussy then yes, your girl will think you’re acting like a pussy, but that’s because you are and has nothing to do with the fact that she has a vegana.
“Opening up” is so vague the fact that you’ve made up some rule in your head to not do it with women tells me you probably lack the intelligence and nuance required to be in a healthy relationship in the first place.
For the children here including the guy I’m responding to who is currently LARPing, being honest about your emotions is fine so long as you are dignified about it and don’t vent like a child. Fear, stress, sadness are all normal emotions and sharing them with others can be a meaningful way to connect. If your girl leaves you because you acknowledge negative emotions she was not going to be a good long term partner anyways
No this doesn’t mean you can lay your head in her lap like some anime character and bawl like a kid over spilled milk. Have some common sense
thats cause you were emotional about some pussy shit my sscond kid died and me and my wife cried for months after and we are still together
communication doesn't involve showing emotional vulnerability to a woman.
Being vulnerable with your emotions means being open and vulnerable with how much you love her. Don't fall for the bullshit.
>not open enough with my emotions
to be clear, this always means "you should be sappy and tell me how much you love me more" and not "share your actual emotions with me". the latter will result in them seeing you as a b***h and leaving you the majority of the time.
again you do pussy shit she will know you are a pussy
digits has it right
they want to hear about them, not you
You need to work on your lats.
Yes and to my surprise it always makes me uncomfortable.
yes and I love it. I've been using shirts unbuttoned to the bottom of the chest, sometimes even the belly. When I'm sitting in front of a hot female, I usually take some time to sit, sometimes I stop for 1 second, and really put my head forward so I can show her my pecs, my flat belly and cut body through it. I absolutely love it. I got this idea from them, some use really low necklines and I started using this in front of her.
You're acting like a woman and you're proud of it?
Not that guy, but I enjoy driving women mad using their own tricks. Getting shirtless in front of women who know that they want, but can't get my body is priceless.
I am, I am comfortable with my manliness and sexuality unlike you homosexual
post pecs bawd
Same. I'm scared of them bro they make me nervous and I can't focus on my lifts when they're too close
That's a man
That's what your sister said last night.
got em
Agree
Yesterday.
hot troony
Me chilling on the right
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
No, because I am a recovering fatty. They have mired my losses though.
Still need to lose another 20lbs before I am comfortable bulking for gains mires.
Press S to shame me, thanks.
Bro you had already bought what the frick are you going to bulk again for?
You were supposed to gain all the muscle possible while on a cut and now you're just going to fricking start eating again cuz you're addicted to food
Yes. Your father moaned as I fricked him.
Yeah, saw a mother with her children and her colonoscopy-bag weakling husband imagining her life with me.
Imagine rubbing that bulge
only fat and old women, why am i cursed?
Young women are way more subtle about it. You might just not realize.
this. women are easier to read if you actually look at them. they communicate with their face, not their voice
I'm 5'5"
I find any excuse to walk around shirtless so of course. Women get horny when they look at me and bite their lower lip I get hit on all the time
Is that Jon Bernthal?
Women look at you because you look like a gay pantyboy
I think someone should really fricking kill you I've seen you in multiple threads making several posts but the mods don't ever do shit
why should they? mods don't exist to maintain post quality, just quantity.
PANTYBOY MAD KEKEKEKEK
WHATCHA GONNA DO SUCK ME OFF ABOUT IT
I hope someday you find connection with other human beings that doesn't involve attempting to provoke a reaction for attention.
that's what you usually do on an image board, what's the problem?
Unfortunate hip ratio, i have that too bro but I just way over trained my back to compensate into a V
gl bro
pantyboy at my gym
pantyyyyboiiiii
No, but last Saturday a guy in a bar walked over next to me to order his drink and said that I look like a pornstar. I think he was hinting at Johnny Sins, because someone else also said that to me before. I'm okay with that.
Sup bald whitebro
That has to be a thing as I also shave my head and get called Johnny Sins. Women have never called me handsome or mired me though. Am talking to a few girls rn but they are all into deviant shit.
I don't look at women
>meet this troony from grindr
>first time we meet up and get coffee
>she's pretty short for what used to be a guy
>she has really pretty eyes and tells me nice things the whole time
>second date she tells me to come to her apartment for a movie
>we watch like maybe two minutes of the movie vefore we start making out
>she's an amazing kisser
>i carry her to her bedroom
>we frick i cum first but keep fricking her
>she shoots her load into her face
>we lay around and cuddle then frick again
this is the thread where we brag about the trannies we've fricked right?
>she
get a grip you sodomite
Hopefully you wore a condom, wouldn’t want to get a random girl pregnant
>Girl
Anon...
i made him a girl a few times that night then kek
Did he cum just from fricking him in the ass or did he or you jerk him off?
she leaked precum the whole first time like a steady stream but she jerked herself off to cum
My ex started to message me and we went for coffee. She hasn't seen me in years, before I took working out seriously. The whole date she was giving me those crazy frick/in love eyes at me. Her sister came to rescue her before the night ended then she deleted me saying things were moving too fast lol. too fast for what b***h? it was just coffee. but those looks she gave me....;_; I want a girl to look at me like that all the time.
that is the secret anon. making out with them, especially during sex. treat them like a real girl and they will blow your mind.
The sheer amount of make up holy shit
Even if it was a girl I would be so turned off by all the makeup. I don’t understand how anyone could be attracted to this.
no, there's actually a board for homosexuals to post their homosexual stories on, but this isn't it.
Thats the thing is majority look like absolute shit, otherwise I would've caved 100%
When is the wedding?
Jennifer Lawrence with a wiener is still jennifer lawrence. I'm proud of you fren. How big was it?
No because I'm average looking at best (read: 2/10 facially).
Ya, I was in the kitchen the other day when my 5 yr old daughter said, "Wow, your muscles are big daddy." Best compliment I ever received.
Hah, my daughters are the same. They want me to flex for them all the time.
What's the point of having daughters when you can have sons? Are you moronic?
Why choose when you can have both, like me?
My dad was never impressed no matter how well I did so now that I have a daughter it's pretty demoralizing because she doesn't give a damn either lmao.
Neither was mine and neither is my son, but his little sister shares my appreciation for her daddy's "big strong muscles."
It’s quite rare for somebody’s own children to be impressed with their parents because that’s what the kid has learned is ‘normal’
For all Eddie Halls son knew, a 1000lb deadlift wasn’t that much
I get some nice smiles occasionally, usually from pretty nerd types who aren't confident enough to walk by smugly with a smirk, and are autistic and polite enough to actually make eye contact and smile. One did the other day gorgeous lookin' italian girl in a very unflattering outfit of straightleg jeans, hiking shoes and a rain jacket with a backpack on and no makeup. Woulda asked for her number if I didn have a (trans)gf atm.
I didn't think I'd miss pussy this much when I have ass available so often, and I do like gargling some freshly shaven balls, but some times I don't wanna gag on her wiener and I'd like to 69 with a wet fanny (vegana) on my tongue, and not be crushed by 77kg of weight with a 5.5" shewiener oiling my voicebox with precum.
iktf bro
Saying that, I haven't seen >her for 4 days, and I'm gonna ream my throat on that shlong tonight and bore her ass out tonight like a bridgeport milling machine.
wore a fitting shirt and a girl i knew asked if i'd been working out recently (been working out a few years now). even better was when a dude corrected her and said i always looked like that
only nurses mirin' vascularity
I've literally almost never had a girl comment on my muscles. I certainly noticed an uptick in girls getting very smiley and flustered around me since I lost some weight and put in solid time at the gym, but every single comment about my physique itself is from another man every single time.
That's what nobody tells you about getting into shape. For every one new woman there is who wants to flirt with you, there's five fricking guys talking about how big your muscles look, trying to grope your chest and arms, flirting with you randomly. Many of them complete strangers too.
However, recently I grew out my hair and do a decent job maintaining it, and women LOVE to comment on it and use it as a flirtation point. I think it is safe to say that just 1.5 years of letting my hair grow out took me farther with women than five years of dedicated lifting ever did. I.E. stop lifting for girls lmfao
no.
The most compliments I get are "you look good" or "you look nice". Usually not very direct but I've heard these. Not sure I believe it but whatever
I was putting some plants in my garden bed while shirtless and all the neighbors wives came to talk to me about gardening. Kind of odd that I was surrounded by 4 ladies all interested in my flowers, but I will take it as a mire as I could see their eyes check out my body
The 60 year old Asian lady at my hair salon calls me “muscle man” every time I walk in and leave. Everyone else always mires when she does.
>feels good
One time. It was glorious and I still remember it.
according to my gf i have a nice ass
I live in a nicer upscale neighborhood in the south and always get black chicks and latinas miring me. Even had a coworker randomly invite me to a barbecue her family had for carne asada kek
No.
My mommy says I'm gonna be a big strong man.
Nope
>work at a pnumatic drill press factory
>new hr girl
>she's the gms step daughter
>she's super pale with blue eyes and long dark brown hair
>she just got out of college with a ba in psych
>first week she walks the floor and talks to everyone but me
>the senior hr takes a vacation and i get called into girls office
>she introduces herself
>then she starts rambling for a few minutes
>and apologizes for it then says she's not used to working with people who are her type
>ask whats her type and she says guys who look like they can break her in half
>laugh a bit then tell her i usually don't get that from girls her age(she's 22 i'm 31)
>her step dad is also really nice to me now too and he used to ignore me kek
she kinda looks like this thot
if you can afford to lose the job, then frick her, if not run a mile man, that b***h is fricking crazy.
>she says guys who look like they can break her in half
Stopped reading right there.
inherit the company anon
if you're going to live up to her father's standards anon, take it all the way. if not, there's no shame in picking your battles because you're not going to win them all.
My gf was sitting like that wearing similar panties. Her pussy bulge was outta this world so I just started boxing it. Like, slow punching the thing, working it real good. Like some jabs, uppercuts, worked my elbow at it.
She was laughing the entire time, and said that it was the weirdest foreplay she's ever had. I was really confused, as I wasn't trying to do any foreplay, I just thought it be fun to bat them lips around like a meaty punching bag for a bit while I waited for my preworkout to kick in.
And I was right.
I wore a tank top to my lab class the other day and the girls called me a bawd for showing off my shoulders (I'm a couple years older than most of them). one of the dudes their age who is trying hard to get with one took off his shirt and rocked the tank top as well out of jealousy I presume.
>t. total dyel
Two weekends I was looking particularly chiseled and I caught some girl telling her friend " I would frick him". Feels good to know the new diet is working as intended.
She didnt though
People have told me I'm in shape and all, but nothing in terms of flirting or something. Honestly I don't give a frick how people think about it. I do it for myself to feel good in my skin with the knowledge that I mog 75% of all other guys at 31.
some girl on hinge matched me just to tell me she thought i was full of myself and i just told her i own my own house am 10% bodyfat with 16.5" biceps i am better than 90% of my peers
>some girl on hinge matched me just to tell me she thought i was full of myself
DId she elaborate on why she thought that?
i had a picture of me flexing around a group of girls and my profile said something along the lines of "i can beat up your dad"
I had some 19 year old zoomer feel up my arms and hands the entire night. She had previously only dated s0y5males and kept going on about “how she finally was with a real man”. I was dyel by fit standards but it really gave me an ego boost. She was very sweet and she spent three or four hours making out with me and feeling my body.
I've got facial aesthetics so I don't really need to take off my clothes to show I look like a hot beefcake.
Your haircut suggests you're gay.
You're a muscular twig at best
Your hips are weird
You need at least 20lbs of muscle to be IST
You better be over 6'
Until otherwise proven, you don't look like you get b***hes on your dick
I'm 6'4 200 lb 18 inch biceps facially better than you my haircut is wonderful your virgin and your fricking jealous.
51-in chest 32 inch waist eat shit you ugly fat loser
none of these measurements add up kek
You're jealous piece of shit you know that you look like shit skinny fat guy talking shit in these threads
You wish you got pussy you wish you look like me mother fricker
you mad cause you got called out post tape meassure with your "18 inch biceps" i know you won't
La creatura de Sud America
You're a fricking chimp, touch grass
you're so fricking mad kek
you look like a gay and women think you are too
holy frick you look old. Tell me your like 45 and not 30.
>Born and raised in a very poor part of the USA
>GTFO
>2022 uncle dies, return for funeral
>Dressed well
>In the only convenience store in town, purchasing misc
>Girl behind the counter looks me up and down
>"You must be someone important."
I've had two girls refer to me as "Clark Kent" which is both a mire and something of a humbling "nerdy glasses with muscles" comment
Another Clark Kent bro. I've been compared to both Cavill and Reeves
only when I'm walking around with my gf. girls usually never look at me for more than half a second but soon as I walk around with her I see all kinds of young qts staring.
Yes. Do not fricking believe the women don’t care about muscles meme for a second anons
but muh dadbod!?
Was at a concert and after it ended a line of people walked by and a girl grabbed my dick then turned back and smiled and waved at me.
Went to a party once with my Roommates. Cute blonde girl was talking to one of my friends. We walked up to him and he introduced us and she looked at my friend's and said to one "your the jokster", said something else to my other roommate, and then looked at me and said "and you're the pretty boy of the group" then stepped across the little circle to shake my hand and started talking to me.
Was fricking a girl a few months ago and she started to blush while she was on top and then after she said she was looking at me and a little flustered because I was hottest guy she was with.
I'm 6 foot 1 and I just casually lift to stay not fat and have some definition.
This will happen ever in my life. No one here can compete with that. Time to take 1200mg of tren so I look average at best lol. Ffs.
No, I don't even look at them, I hate women.
A few but it either ends one in
>oh anon you're so hot getting puss must be so easy for you, why do you want a girl like me?
or
>anon you are one of the truly good guys out there. some guys so evil and ick, it's nice knowing that you are good
why are girls so weird
>this entire thread is like
Projecting what I imagine other people's thinking about me that's my real life experience.
The only atrention I get is from new mothers and young girls. It is a curse, because interaction would result in social suicide. would rather be ignored tbh.
Nope. Don't notice anything.
Wife and kids say they see people mirin.
>full day of fun at the lake
>I had a a few beers with friends
>fall asleep in the train on my way home
>slowly wake up and realise I kinda slid while sleeping and my shorts moved up my legs a lot
>not skipping leg day so they are pretty decent
>had a nice dream that gave me a half chub
>not wearing any underwear too
>see MILF two rows accross fully starring at my legs/bulge
>I'm wearing sunglasses with mirrored lenses so she has no idea that I'm awake and see her starring
>pretend that I'm waking up before the situation gives me a proper boner
>she immeadiately looks out of the window
>a few minutes later when she exits the train she gives me a smile while passing me
When i started my first job i got invited to a small house party, it was all software engineers and i was “taller than average” (not 6’) but i was very swole compared to them, these two blonde shorties came up to me and started asking if ive ever gotten a double blowjob and i fumbled it lol
>things that didn't happen for 500
yeah but i dont like it hecause im autodtic
thailand? this russian troon must be rich. guess that's why he hasn't been sent to ukraine yet
>in china
>qt receptionist with long braid and absolutely perfect body always smiles at me and flirts when I come in
>deadlift 5 pl8 (was at a gym for upper middle to rich Chinese people so it looks insane- there are definitely some strong guys there but not really among the rich)
>she claps, gives two thumbs up and comes over
>I get embarrassed and turn away
Definitely some of the best pussy I ever fumbled. You guys do not understand how much you can still frick it up with a submissive personality even being top tier in looks. I’m 6’4, blonde, green eyed, even had a nice tan at the time coming off a Hawaii vacation, and still fricked it up. Cannot emphasize how much I would have loved to frick her and she couldn’t have made it any easier and still screwed it up. But thankfully I guess there a niche for tall looking guys with good physiques and incredibly awkward personalities among intelligent high achieving women. I guess two type A personalities going together just butt heads too much. So I’ve had very good girlfriends for a while, probably the only thing I have going for me with women. I absolutely could never make it as a single guy trying to score random hookups though despite having women come up to me and ask for my number occasionally. A 5’9 6 with a normal personality could have easily closed the deal on that one but not me.
Shut up bro I dont wanna hear your homosexual story about women.
>a niche for tall looking guys with good physiques and incredibly awkward personalities
No, there's mass, almost universal appeal for tall men with good physiques, and being incredibly awkward doesn't outweigh it.
i dont know if i associate with degenerates but i’ve had my friend’s girlfriends flat out flirt with me, eye me up, and bring me up a lot in group chats according to my gf
Degenerates, yes.
it is all bullshit... in the end you regret not going to prostitutes instead..
>in the end you regret not going to prostitutes instead
I always regret going to prostitutes and strip clubs. Nothing is worse than paying for things that evolution intended for you to take naturally
Watch some national geographic, males always pay dearly for mating, often with their lives. If you could figure how a female can give you the most precious she has for some cut paper, I'd call that a pretty chad move
Once had some prime jailbait smile at while holding eye contact on my morning walk. I was too beta to do anything tho
once i was dancing with this girl i met through friends at a disco and she kept feeling my shoulders and pecs. later as we were getting each other naked in order to bang, she said “oh wow” in a pretty horny voice once i was bare chested.
it felt pretty good.
Has it been difficult remaining fit since the 1970s ended?
i only do ohp/squats/deadlift/weighted chinup-pullups-dips and more often than not women compliment my physique. and dancing will always be an express way into sexual territory, or at least its the safest way to tell if she is into you.
>i only do ohp/squats/deadlift/weighted chinup-pullups-dips
just say you are dyel next time hans
Girls more me regularly.
I have min max shock value because I have great face genetics and a soft voice.
The mires are nice, but I prefer to pay the energy forward to my fellow anons.
All men deserve more mires and I am aware I'm in the top percentile. I've read the stories for years how many other men only have a mire every few years or so.
Disregard wom n, WAGMI
I'm phone posting, forgive my sins.
She is clearly humiliating you in your own pic. Lightly, but she us. You wouldn't even stand a chance. You don't get female attention. You look like a goober.
NTA, but I think you're mentally ill, bro.
It's literally my wife you chronic moron.
I'm an anon who made it and wifed up a brown tomboy waifu.
you are brown tho you homosexual
Ignore him, dudes got mental issues clearly.
Seek help, the only humiliation going on is your comment. Given its amoung the worst I've read all day thats bad because I've read 1000s of comments today.
See a shrink.
In 2021, I was walking out of a gas station and two college girls called out to me from a Jeep to say I was hot before driving off. My wife was waiting in the car and was pissed at me for days over it.
I still think about how awesome getting catcalled was.
>Did you ever catch girls mirin your gains?
no.
I got a girl in nursing school say I had a 'bod' it was cute.
I lift to reduce anxiety and stabilise my mood.
>Asian gf
>Making it
Pick 1 (ONE) LMAO
not even a real asian. a loose overweight SEAmonkey lmao.
The guy is clearly on the verge of a mental and emotional breakdown, anon, maybe you should take it easy on him.
I mean just think about how fragile your ego would have to be to have webms like that ready to go. It's tragic.
That's a man. I was hoping for a phat pussy but all I found was a small penis!
>another girl calls me babe
Why.. I am fat..
yes
>no definition
20 percent bodyfat fatso
50kg bw leaf detected, opinion rejected
I was doing standup comedy and heard a girl in the crowd say “he’s cute”
Then she heard your jokes
My friends mom and another girl were miring how far I could spread my toes, they said it looked like a hand
Do women have foot fetishes too? Do they want you to flick their bean with your toe?
I would sleep with one eye open at this point anon
In the past yes but lately it's been hard for me to actually tell what people think of when they stare at me. I think I might be mentally ill. For a couple of years now I've had this issue where whenever I look in the mirror I can't recognize myself. I can't even tell who I am in pictures or videos that my girlfriend or her friends have taken of us. It's really odd. It's not like I've gone through some physical transformation that drastically changed my appearance, it's just that I can't recognize my own eyes, my own face, nothing that's "me" really. I I've never done drugs nor have I ever had a drop of liquor, there are no mentally ill people in my family either so it's not hereditary or anything. I don't know what to make of it. Best thing to do would probably to go to a professional and see what's up but I'm way too busy in real life. My girlfriend and my exes always tell me I do look good and I do get hit on by women, mostly older women to be honest, at restaurants and such or even when I'm just out and about so yes probably do get mired yes. By the way if any of you know anything about psychology or metal disorders and you think you know what might be wrong with me please let me know.
It's always fat israelites miring me. I don't know what it is. If they're willing to mire and make a move that at least means other girls are looking, right?
Are you black and/or in a big city?
No and yes-ish