do normies really believe this?

do normies really believe this?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retards do. Chinks and Pajeets have always been big on fleecing white people with exaggerated bullshit. That's why yoga is so big now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Belief is Bruce Lee is entirely a westernized asian thing, their whole identity is wrapped up in it, tell them that the average fat boomer would snap Lee in half and they melt down.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember that shitty Chinaman MMA fighter who went around whipping Chinese martial artists' asses and then the bug government labor-camp'd him for making their cultural heros look retarded?

        I love that Tarantino put that in the movie. Like a big middle finger to all the man child Bruce Lee fans

        Most of Tarantino's movies are FUBU films for Hollywood Hebrews. I haven't seen one since I thought they were good in high school (over a decade ago).

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't mind Tarantino, but he's like Scorsese, a great teenage entry into watching better quality films, when people obsess over him it's like arrested development.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Movies in general are not actually art- (not since maybe John Ford) anyways they are just entertainment and even people like Scorsese get aggrandized beyond their actual "craft."

            Having said that Tarantino basically makes children's picture shows compared to Scorsese who does generally put out a quality product (not always though).

            With Tarantino you basically need to break out your bazooka bubble gum and get one of those caps with a plastic propeller on the top when you watch his movies. Comic book tier junk-food shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scorsese did make a lot of easy to watch popshit but you must be retarded to put him on the same level as Tarantino.
            Raging Bull alone is a masterpiece Tarantino could never do.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I would not say anything Scorsese ever made was a "masterpiece" but yeah he is alot more quality than Tarantino that's for sure.

              Tarantino movies are literally trash.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No but he's one of the directors you watch as a teenager when you're first getting into films, Tarantino is the same. People who obsess over them never go beyond that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's a blacks worshipping cuckold and israeli citizen

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I watched that guy fight. Watching him smash the stuffing out off tai chi losers over and over was awesome. Insectoid queen xi was so mad he made that guy a public enemy and even forced him to wear humiliating make up (which just made it worse for the tai chi goofs when he beat the shit out of them)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            GG Ping personally seethed about it. When you get singled out from a pool of a billion people you know dun goofed lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post some links or webms bruh.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn.
                That's like watching fights from the early days of MMA.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is hilarious since modern yoga is based on euro stretch manuals.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you realize Asians have actually believed in anime for thousands of years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This picture if fucking hilarious. I've spent about 6 minutes laughing at this. Thank you sir

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MMA, boxing and wrassling are so boring.
      Why don't chinx do "Moltal Kwombat"??

      They can use it to intimidate Western dogs with a spectacular display of martial art prowess.
      Imagine people flying around and doing anime shit IRL. Would be so kino.
      Indians can participate too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know R Kelly was into Asians.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thousands of years
      since when do people have glasses like that? The painting can't be that old. A better case for nips being degenerate coomers is that one fable of a women getting fucked by an octopus

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time, Bruce Lee put so much fear into his opponent that he started running away. Thanks to his superior speed, Bruce Lee got ahead of his opponent and painted a fake tunnel on a wall. Fear and confusion made the poor soul to crash head first into the wall, causing a huge bump to appear on his head.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did what??!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      newfag here
      is this the reference to that lithuanian guy talking about how nazis painted a tunnel on a wall or was there something before that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds like a road runner reference zoomie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loony Tunes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can someone be this retarded

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy who keeps arguing whether bruce lee or prime mike tyson would win a fight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's bruce btw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bruce Lee lost to Brad Pitt, Mike Tyson won to Ip Man

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BRADD PITTUH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that Tarantino put that in the movie. Like a big middle finger to all the man child Bruce Lee fans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Tarantino is a manchild himself. His films are just tributes to the trashy b movies he used to watch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >His films are just x
          I fucking hate Tarantino, but this is not a valid criticism of his films. Films do not need to be more than what they are to be worthwhile. Tarantino is a competent filmmaker by any objective standard. What I hate is him and his anti-white agenda.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My point is that his movies are made for manchildren and based off of manchild entertainment. I don't care that they are well executed for manchildren entertainment standards.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anti-white agenda
            I don't think he has an agenda, I think he makes movies with whatever political theme will allow him to show gratuitous violence and be praised. He doesn't seem political but slimy enough to know that if hes's killing nazis or southern rapists the mainstream audience will cheer gore. I'm sure his producers have an agenda.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That makes him the biggest coward of all

              >His films are just x
              I fucking hate Tarantino, but this is not a valid criticism of his films. Films do not need to be more than what they are to be worthwhile. Tarantino is a competent filmmaker by any objective standard. What I hate is him and his anti-white agenda.

              I'm glad someone else pointed this out. His films are all incredibly cringe and gay and derivative. Moderately decent dialogue is the only saving grace.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It makes me cringe to even use the term "film" when referring to Tarantino movies. He makes movies lol.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cringe post

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tarantinoboos seething about the truth
                Lol calling junk food movies "films" is just cringe m8. Sorry if I stepped on your toes.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tarantino is a competent filmmaker by any objective standard
            Heh.
            He was decent but he can't do anything without a great editor, think it was some woman that died and now his movies are shit without her

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tarantino is also a degenerate and garden gnome slave.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it was based on the real story of Judo-Gene Lebell roughing Lee up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Project Pat?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Long time karate fightuh

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruce lee invariably makes mmacels seethe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they just can't accept a lean Asian would beat the shit out of their favorite heavyweight fighter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much

        they just can't accept a lean Asian would beat the shit out of their favorite heavyweight fighter

        it's both sad and hilarious how much disrespect people give the bro who literally invented/popularized the concept of mma

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was Royce Gracie

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the same normies that believe onions boost your test

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it does
      Collectively, there is an evidence that onion or onion extracts (e.g., aqueous extract ~30 mg day−1) enhances testosterone production in males

      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6406961/#:~:text=Conclusions%20and%20Future%20Perspectives,mainly%20by%20conducting%20clinical%20trials.

      the greeks and romans knew this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Greeks and Romans knew this
        They didn't even know what testosterone was you GOD DAMNED PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't mean it that way. They knew it helped you fight better, increase muscle mass, etc. things that could be associated with testosterone levels.
          silly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          silly billy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Allium are unique plants but I doubt very much they alone would have a qualitative impact on testosterone.

        I have heard old timers say again and again that people who spend alot of time in pine stands (forestry or cruising) breathe in all that pine pollen and it makes them more virile. And sure enough it contains test- but then again I know alot of people that cruise or spend time in pines and they don't look any different.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the greeks and romans knew this
        They used lead as a sweetener. They didn't know jack shit about anything.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They had lead?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once Bruce Lee got angry at a 7 foot tall karate master in a bar and punched him so hard in the chest his heart came out the other side in his hand

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Lee was probably the best fighter of our time, don't get me wrong, but his feats are overblown.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bruce Lee was probably the best fighter of our time

      lol no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce Lee stole half of his fighting techniques from Boxing, specifically Jack Dempsey, and catch wrestling. Any high school wrestler would kill him in 30 seconds.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody believes anything anymore. it's the timeghost of our era.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only oldfags remember Tinytrip sperging out about this very topic. RIP

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    achievable natty?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao just do a vasectomy, it's less painful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're avoiding the shot by making it hit them in the gooch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the state outlaws genital surgery

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what they do is push the testicles up into the body before the fight or demonstration. this guy is kicking an empty scrotum. not good to keep them there too long because of the heat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I supposed to be impressed?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kicking 200 lbs 20 meters
    what kind of DBZ shit is this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      power of asia

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could totally do that, but needed a stunt double for the frontflip in Enter The Dragon. Remember the husband in Kung Fu Hustle? It was that guy.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bug can lift multple times it's weight and jump multiple times of it's length
    Nothing new and nothing impressive.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Bruce Lee admitted Muhammad Ali would beat him up, obviously. So who cares?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bruce Lee wasn't an incredible martial artist

    I have video footage of him whooping ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      very based webm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fuccboi fears the strongfat manlet ginger pugilist

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Lee was a physical freak in terms of athleticism and power to weight and probably would have been some sort of viral youtube sensation if he was alive today, but a lot of claims are exaggerated. But then again normies are willing to believe that garden gnomes were turned into soap and lampshades, and bundled into gas chambers via rollercoasters of death so you can convince these people of just about anything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've grappled with a dude just as ripped as Bruce Lee and he wasn't super strong. He weighed about the same too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've grappled with a dude

        Why is this board so homosexual?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bruce Lee is more speed than raw strength, haven't you seen that one image of his lifting routine? It's puny.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The primarch Jaghatai Khan is heavily based on Bruce Lee, though the Khan's feats are miniscule in comparison

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny because Jaghatai has the least amount of accomplishments or relevancy to the lore of 40k. Even when the Heresy exploded and sides were being taken, Jaghatai was the last to know. That's pretty embarrassing. His most notably feat in the Heresy was slightly delaying Horus's advance to Terra and retaking a spaceport for reinforcements to land. He didn't help plan the defense of Terra like Dorn. He never raided Mars for vital equipment like Sigismund. He didn't petition the Emperor for help or ideas like Corvax. He never appeared on the Vengeful Spirit in the last ditch attempt to kill Horus.

      Hilariously Fulgrim probably would've beaten Jaghatai at any point in time. Before the Heresy Jaghatai had no experience in Primarch fighting while Fulgrim dueled other Primarchs and during the Heresy the only Primarch Jaghatai fought was Mortatarion, one of the slowest Primarchs while Fulgrim had experience in fighting Ferrus Mannus and Guilliman. Fulgrim was also the most underestimated Primarch as well, nearly everyone sneering down at this preening peacock who was far faster, skilled, and ruthless then they thought.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This drug addict gay is so overrated kek

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a shuffle side kick is probably the most powerful kick a human could deliver into terms of translating force to a target besides just running and jumping at someone with both feet and pushing off at the right millisecond. A horse couldn't do this with two legs.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-grappling Martial arts are a gimmick designed to fleece retards and dyels out of their money selling them some mystical bullshit

    There’s a reason why every bullied nerd ever did taekwondo or karate in middle school. They thought they could Jackie Chan their bullies but in reality they spent 3 years hitting planks and reciting choreography and the one time they had a chance to defend themselves they looked at the ground too scared to act(and if they did they’d get the shit smacked out of them)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Non-grappling Martial arts are a gimmick designed to fleece retards and dyels out of their money selling them some mystical bullshit
      Pure striking ones are fine too. Nothing wrong with boxing, muay thai or lethwei. It's only when you get into the fancy kicks and "deflect punches" kung fu bullshit that you get scammed. If you're not training to hit the other guy so hard he blacks out or to pin him into submission, then it's not a real martial art.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people who hate on Bruce Lee today are the same types of people who will be hating on the Gracie's in about 50 years.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull Fiction is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nah I can't fight competitively, I'm too busy mastering the craft
    White and asian people actually believe this

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