>almost all have beards
as someone who had a beard for over a year, the main reason i didnt shave was because i was lazy—secondary was bad razor burn
the absolute chokehold that safety razors had on the internet in 2011-2015, in concert with beards being le epic in 2008-2012 worked together on a class of men who 1) didnt want to do so much to "shave better" and 2) thought they looked good with facial hair
only reason i started shaving was because i got an electric razor, which solved both of my problems >tldr
ebin beard bro
9/10 of them have bad beard genetics and they'd probably look better clean shaven, also they all make weird childish sóy expressions, beards are always the least wrong thing going on with bugmen, but its true that its performative pseudo-masculinity, kind of like this new hipster trend of having a moustache+mullet, looking like their conservative dads in the 80s while they get offended on behalf of trans-kids and bipoc quadraplegics.
if you have non-cope good beard genetics you can use an electric razor to keep a short stubble and usually look good.
>performative pseudo-masculinity
That fricking cargo-cult mentality of imitating the most superfluous behaviours of men these dildos perceive to be masculine gives me a headache, like the thing that made their grandfathers capable and respected men was the fact that they used straight razors or wore suits. These are the kind of morons companies like the Art of Manliness are able to grift off.
>Wearing a close fitting hat is a way to decrease one’s intelligence, according to Manfred Toule and his team of scientists. In a study involving more than five hundred candidates, the figures show that wearing and not wearing a hat creates a noticeable change in the apparent IQ.
>“We had our candidates perform a set of tests over several days. Some wore hats first, others wore hats second, some wore none at all,” he says, “Those who wore no head-wear deomnstrated a relatively constant IQ. Those who wore hats, however, had an almost consistent 13% decrease in their apparent IQ on the days when their heads were covered.”
>The teams first embarked on the research after they noticed that, in a separate study involving hair and intelligence, those with less on top tended to have more up top.
>“The theory is that the brain, being so large in the human body, requires a very temperature regulated environment. One of the reasons we perspire so much, for example, and have such a large surface area on our head, is to shed the excess heat. Our cooling ability works quite well, so the ambient temperature normally doesn’t play a significant role in our ability to think.”
>Tight or insulated head-wear, though, changes the way the body regulates its temperature and, as a result, the cranial temperature increases and this, he says, appears to be the main reason for the drop in intelligence.
>“We have also experimented with the type of hat. Large, open space hats, like top-hats or stove-pipe hats, don’t exhibit as severe a drop, whereas woolen beanies, caps and ushankas all push the IQ down.”
>Manfred has enlisted a design engineer to create a head cooling apparatus to see if a drop in cranial temperature results in a change in IQ, also.
>“If it turns out that there is an optimal temperature for thinking, we may soon see a market for devices like this in offices, laboratories, anywhere that requires brain power. And why not? Athletes have specialised clothes to ensure their body runs efficiently, why not intellectuals?”
>Manfred’s research is expected to be completed next year.
>Wearing a close fitting hat is a way to decrease one’s intelligence, according to Manfred Toule and his team of scientists. In a study involving more than five hundred candidates, the figures show that wearing and not wearing a hat creates a noticeable change in the apparent IQ.
>“We had our candidates perform a set of tests over several days. Some wore hats first, others wore hats second, some wore none at all,” he says, “Those who wore no head-wear deomnstrated a relatively constant IQ. Those who wore hats, however, had an almost consistent 13% decrease in their apparent IQ on the days when their heads were covered.”
>The teams first embarked on the research after they noticed that, in a separate study involving hair and intelligence, those with less on top tended to have more up top.
>“The theory is that the brain, being so large in the human body, requires a very temperature regulated environment. One of the reasons we perspire so much, for example, and have such a large surface area on our head, is to shed the excess heat. Our cooling ability works quite well, so the ambient temperature normally doesn’t play a significant role in our ability to think.”
>Tight or insulated head-wear, though, changes the way the body regulates its temperature and, as a result, the cranial temperature increases and this, he says, appears to be the main reason for the drop in intelligence.
>“We have also experimented with the type of hat. Large, open space hats, like top-hats or stove-pipe hats, don’t exhibit as severe a drop, whereas woolen beanies, caps and ushankas all push the IQ down.”
>Manfred has enlisted a design engineer to create a head cooling apparatus to see if a drop in cranial temperature results in a change in IQ, also.
>“If it turns out that there is an optimal temperature for thinking, we may soon see a market for devices like this in offices, laboratories, anywhere that requires brain power. And why not? Athletes have specialised clothes to ensure their body runs efficiently, why not intellectuals?”
>Manfred’s research is expected to be completed next year.
Butter will give you a heart attack.
all of these guys look like they have an asian wife
Average West söy german "male"
>almost all have beards
as someone who had a beard for over a year, the main reason i didnt shave was because i was lazy—secondary was bad razor burn
the absolute chokehold that safety razors had on the internet in 2011-2015, in concert with beards being le epic in 2008-2012 worked together on a class of men who 1) didnt want to do so much to "shave better" and 2) thought they looked good with facial hair
only reason i started shaving was because i got an electric razor, which solved both of my problems
>tldr
ebin beard bro
9/10 of them have bad beard genetics and they'd probably look better clean shaven, also they all make weird childish sóy expressions, beards are always the least wrong thing going on with bugmen, but its true that its performative pseudo-masculinity, kind of like this new hipster trend of having a moustache+mullet, looking like their conservative dads in the 80s while they get offended on behalf of trans-kids and bipoc quadraplegics.
if you have non-cope good beard genetics you can use an electric razor to keep a short stubble and usually look good.
>americana tattoos on a guy known for internet beefs and jumping off a counter in an elf suit
He looks like such a fricking tool now
>performative pseudo-masculinity
That fricking cargo-cult mentality of imitating the most superfluous behaviours of men these dildos perceive to be masculine gives me a headache, like the thing that made their grandfathers capable and respected men was the fact that they used straight razors or wore suits. These are the kind of morons companies like the Art of Manliness are able to grift off.
he looks zesty
Beards can look fine, provided you groom it, can grow a full one and don't look like a FtM troony with it.
Too much BBC porn phenotype
All of them need to shave that shit off their face lol, looks awful
>Wearing a close fitting hat is a way to decrease one’s intelligence, according to Manfred Toule and his team of scientists. In a study involving more than five hundred candidates, the figures show that wearing and not wearing a hat creates a noticeable change in the apparent IQ.
>“We had our candidates perform a set of tests over several days. Some wore hats first, others wore hats second, some wore none at all,” he says, “Those who wore no head-wear deomnstrated a relatively constant IQ. Those who wore hats, however, had an almost consistent 13% decrease in their apparent IQ on the days when their heads were covered.”
>The teams first embarked on the research after they noticed that, in a separate study involving hair and intelligence, those with less on top tended to have more up top.
>“The theory is that the brain, being so large in the human body, requires a very temperature regulated environment. One of the reasons we perspire so much, for example, and have such a large surface area on our head, is to shed the excess heat. Our cooling ability works quite well, so the ambient temperature normally doesn’t play a significant role in our ability to think.”
>Tight or insulated head-wear, though, changes the way the body regulates its temperature and, as a result, the cranial temperature increases and this, he says, appears to be the main reason for the drop in intelligence.
>“We have also experimented with the type of hat. Large, open space hats, like top-hats or stove-pipe hats, don’t exhibit as severe a drop, whereas woolen beanies, caps and ushankas all push the IQ down.”
>Manfred has enlisted a design engineer to create a head cooling apparatus to see if a drop in cranial temperature results in a change in IQ, also.
>“If it turns out that there is an optimal temperature for thinking, we may soon see a market for devices like this in offices, laboratories, anywhere that requires brain power. And why not? Athletes have specialised clothes to ensure their body runs efficiently, why not intellectuals?”
>Manfred’s research is expected to be completed next year.
That can't be true. Fred Durst is a genius.
this is fricking moronic
He wore a hat when he wrote it
kek
>tfw look like an ftm troony without a beard
>look like a neckbeard with a beard
cant win
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I loved their stuff back in the Game One and early RBTV times. Don't know if I just got too old or if their quality really dropped off hard.