Good mate of mine, when aged 10 had an 18yo female babysitter, that used to *ahem* fiddle with him and let him play with her breasts and pussy.
He reckons it was great fun at the time, and when he thinks back on it now it was fricking brilliant.
you missed out, bro, no need to be so salty about it. maybe if you spent your time around older women when you were a teenager instead of jerking off to traps on /b/, you too could have been molested by a qt 19 year old
Oh it's true. He tells me she moved to another part of the city soon after. Then around 10 years later he bumped into her in a pub (he being around 20, her pushing 30 by then) and it was the most awkward encounter of their lives. They didn't discuss the past but the elephant in the room was massive. (And that was just her)
That’s just how Brits look.
You're implying hes roiding for darts?
Hahahhahahahh
If he wants to be on top of his game, yes
Did you not see him hit that nine darter?
He's clearly on gear. You can't look like this naturally
I don't think the anglo diet counts as natural to begin with
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
He's built like a One piece villain
Built for big paki wieners
a little bit, yeah
How old is this guy?
>guy
You mean child. He's 14
AND HIS NAME IS.... *squints at shirt*
PROSTATE CALVIIIIIN!!!!
Lol
Lol
He's just British. They're all gross androgynous blobs or brown
What alcohol will do to a mf
This kid spends 10h a day at a pub playing dart and chugging beer
what hormone causes puberty....
All of them
So, should I inject estrogen to stay youthful?
So this is the fabled Hyperborean phenotype then?
Same phenotype
Holly based
I had this, but 17 and 21. Shit was cash.
14 and 19 but my dad made me stop seeing her.
It wasn’t that good. Older male is better unless it’s younger male + mommy tier.
14 and 19 is kinda weird man, you're not developed yet and she's in college, then 15 and 20 sounds even noncier.
Good mate of mine, when aged 10 had an 18yo female babysitter, that used to *ahem* fiddle with him and let him play with her breasts and pussy.
He reckons it was great fun at the time, and when he thinks back on it now it was fricking brilliant.
I'm sure that actually happened and that's not just a fantasy of yours that you jerk off to
you missed out, bro, no need to be so salty about it. maybe if you spent your time around older women when you were a teenager instead of jerking off to traps on /b/, you too could have been molested by a qt 19 year old
Oh it's true. He tells me she moved to another part of the city soon after. Then around 10 years later he bumped into her in a pub (he being around 20, her pushing 30 by then) and it was the most awkward encounter of their lives. They didn't discuss the past but the elephant in the room was massive. (And that was just her)
He met her playing Pro Clubs on FIFA. Bloke is an absolute legend
>roiding to play darts
I thought these levels of based werent achievable
Thats just what britbong genes does to mf
this is just what an average child looks like in the north of England