Do you cycle?

Do you cycle?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm natty. No PEDs for me.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the chocolate man from chocolate land.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I run. Cycling sounds boring

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the other way arouns

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I run I’m always trying to push and I can choose to take in the sounds / sights of my surroundings. I just don’t see how you can get that with cycling, but maybe I’m wrong.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cycle everywhere. It's great 🙂

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could cycle everywhere instead of paying for gas and car taxes like a cuck, but I just feel like people are gonna run me over. Heartbeat rate went crazy the times I tried.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's my only mode of transportation

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cycked a few miles today. I'm trying to get my gf into it as part of her architecting but she's not really into it. I'm thinking of leaving her.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Chicago. You couldn't pay me to cycle on the same streets as these drivers.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use a thick tread mountain bike to get my cardio in. I do not consider it cycling. Those people are homosexuals.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro you're literally in the peak of cycling wdym

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick those homosexuals. 9 miles, thickest fricking tires, 6 times a week before I start work. Lock on 4th gear, no lower. Best leg workout ever.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          all that work you can't be assed to shave your monkey hair looking ass arms you bozo

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would men shave arms
            do you really think you can just go and transsexualize people in IST

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Last I checked my wife wants to frick a man, not a hairless boy. You will never tickle a woman's thighs with your beard and mustache you inner city eunuch

              >falling for the "le men are supposed to be hairy" meme

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                b***h please

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                your arm hair falls into the fricking plate during breakfast, lunch, dinner, it falls around the fricking house and your wife is disgusted by the sight of it, plus if you actually lifted you'd rather show off your muscles properly instead of having it covered by your monkey hair, alas, you're a spastic doing SS or PPL or whatever the reddit and you look like shit, hence, no muscles to show off, hence, you're hairy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would rather risk eating the stray strand of hair than go around looking like I suck did for bus money. If you shave your arm hair you may as well give a woman your testicles and become a purse dog.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you shave your arm hair you may as well give a woman your testicles and become a purse dog
                >Implying I wouldn't

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anyway. Ride in mornin. Gnight homosexual.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                night buddy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Last I checked my wife wants to frick a man, not a hairless boy. You will never tickle a woman's thighs with your beard and mustache you inner city eunuch

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to cycle everywhere but I have a job with a long commute so I don't really have the time. I spin a lot in the gym and I've been thinking of signing up for an amateur track cycling class at my local velodrome. I've always wanted to try.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. I live in a smol town, shit takes me places in no time and also it's great for muh quads.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not a citycuck soi. I do mountain bike tours though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont cycle like some homosexual
      >I do however cycle

      you are a homosexual

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been cycling for 15 years but I only do solo rides because I simply can't stand people in the cycling "community".
    They're generally obnoxious and loud liberal c**ts with NPC-tier conversation skills.
    They also like to buy expensive cycling stuff for the most stupid reasons.
    They're the epitome of consoomerism.
    If there's a sport where people buy stuff for most frivolous reasons, that's cycling.
    No other sport even comes close.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes after watching picrel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >third years graduate
      >they immediately job
      kekaroo those homosexual first years got carried HARD

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been meaning to get back into it. I've got a chinkshit road bike in my garage that I've done zero maintenance for in the 5 years now I've owned it. I'll get some degreaser, chain lube and get that going today

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    i bike along the coastline at sunset
    everything shines gold, the sea noise is repetitive and soothing
    and i just have to bike straight, so i can go fast or slow
    its the best

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys cycle on leg day? or should I be hitting my cardio on rest days between workouts?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I cycle tren

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love fixed gear and single speed bikes. Don't care if they're onions

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclists are fricking Black folk and you can’t convince me otherwise

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      never seen a Black person cycling (apart from gta: sa)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      calm your horses John Hernandez O'Learry

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not as much as I want, my bike is a bit small for me, it's hard to find bike for my size that is not expensive because I'm 6'6"

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I only bike because I’m too autistic to drive. Even more pathetic my house (parents house) is on the top of a huge hill so my return rides take a long time.

    I hope one of these days I get hit and die

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cycle on my rest days between running.
    Cycling is literally a leisure activity.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous__

    Cycling is the best thing in my life right now. Unlike every other part of my life, I have completely control right down the moment over what I do and where I go. The freedom is mine. The consequences are mine. Do I want to weave between those two buses through a tunnel? Maybe I will. Do I want to hop that curb, plow through the park and then drop down a staircase into an alley? Maybe I will.

    I've tried riding the bus or taking the tube and it just makes me feel angry and helpless. There's always a delay, stations close down, the people are too close, the tube workers sneer at you, and the endless standing around for things to arrive so you can stand in the thing while it crawls to hopefully near your destination. The public transit institutions have a message for you, and the message is that you don't matter, your time doesn't matter, and that it will frick you however much it feels like.

    Sometimes the buses get rerouted to places I didn't want to go, and I get out to find myself further away from my destination than when I started. I want to grab someone by the collar and demand my fricking money back but there's no one to grab.

    I believe the experience of London public transit (combined with NHS) is primary cause of why Londoners are so miserable, insecure and hateful. They are stomped on a little bit every day, gently enough that they don't notice but enough so that over time they are crushed into ugly, maladaptive bogdanoffs.

    If I didn't have long bicycle rides to look forward to I may well have gone insane by now. I'm naturally extremely sensitive and would be crushed much faster than your average person. But I have a tobix, which is that for an hour or so per day I get to zoom around at 120bpm, breaking whatever rules I fricking feel like with the knowledge that they'll have to kill me to get me to stop.

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