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that homie pretty fresh ngl
This homie is doing a the rock/Jason momoa larp
He's literally the Rock's cousin, ya moron.
damn why aren't these guys BREEDING
Huh? They both have children.
>rock has 3 girls
lol
lmao
The alleles for androgen sensitivity is carried on the X chromosome, his grandsons will be stacked too.
And they won't have his familys name cuck
>Family name
Lmao, what .. "Johnson"?
One of the most common last names in America
bottom middle is just charles
damn he wasnt bad looking, norwood reaper and manletism killed him
Yeah now he looks like me.
Roiders always have girls because the roids damage the Y chromosomes, best way to carry on your genes apparently.
le science is such a meme, frick off with your made up nonsense
Science isn't a meme at all. Scientists, on the other hand...
>be one of the highest paid actors in the world
>only have 3 kids
Three is plenty
He meant with each other
Men can't have children together, anon.
Too busy getting DUIs.
of course I was bang on the money. Yet another win for the day, I literally can’t lose
Damn bro mirin' those calves
Those manskirts fresh af ngl
Rock only has three girls! Dude wasted his genetics! He supposed to father as much as possible, but yeah his genes are almost goners
Some people only have daughters
>i entered a relationship with a triple digit body count prostitute and now i expect her to be faithful
normgroids
>SCJerk
I think they only took the picture because it's a wrestler.
Reddit and twitter board, newfriend
/thread
Thirsty prostitutes can never have thirst met.
ottermode-bros, I don't feel so good..
If he was ottermode she'd be fricking him instead of taking pictures of hijs fat ass.
Lol twink cope.
>Lol twink cope.
Post body if you think the guy in the OP is fat.
post yours if you think he isnt
Okay. Now it's your turn.
Absolutely cursed tattoos.
Absolute cope post.
Looks cool to me
Cope
>being proud of your roidtroony fizeek
I'm waiting for you to post body, bud.
you forgot to point out his DHT-burnt hairline
That's just what long hair pulled back into a tight pony tail or bun looks like.
>no timestamp
Ok fatty
Your quads look like low hanging balls
>Roiding for this
Seriously cursed physique. Way too square everywhere. Square quads look horrible too especially if you have no calves.
All good except the homosexual tats
Mogged. No amount of gear will ever make you aesthetic.
why am i not surprised you aren't married
A lot of seetging dyels replying to this. Enjoy their hate, big guy. You've earned it. Nice bod.
Samegayging your own body pic
Great body
Many people are jealous of you
Dope physique and height
>post body
>h haha you look like shit bro
>I bet I would look much better if I lifted I just don’t w want too…
IST in a nutshell. Lookin swole brah, lmao at all these seething dyel gaygits in here
This is why you should bother to post body. Nobody will ever post theirs, they'll just cope and seethe.
I just noticed that there is no file attached to any these posts. Why is that guys?
C'mon dude, Roman is moronic, but he has b***hes all over his wiener whenever he wants.
He's tall, handsome, has long hair, money, etc.
Only downside is that he has like 80IQ and stutters like a gay, but you don't do much talking when a woman is sucking your dick lmao.
He hasn’t stuttered in years. His heel turn has been S-tier. Acknowledge him homosexual
>Acknowledge him
No, he's boring.
>his gf is 36 years old
she's all yours bro
>be me, 28
>at the beach with gf (20)and friends
>talking about Frank Zane with lifter friend
>do Zane's pose
>cute girl in a leopard bikini, no older than 16, and her fat beta orbiter friend walk by
>she smiles at me and flexes her bicep
>comes by us and says something like "wow you must work out a lot"
>gf seethes for the rest of the day
Worth it.
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
big if true
>>be me, 28
>>at the beach with gf (20)
the real interesting bit right there
how'd you do it? what was her mileage before you got her?
>how'd you do it?
I met her at the gym. Most of my gfs have been 5+ years younger than me. I guess I just appeal to that demographic.
>what was her mileage before you got her?
A couple of bfs, nothing special. Her father unironically thought she was still a virgin and wouldn't let her sleep over at my place for the first 6 months.
My gf was 10 feet away on her sun lounger. The girl didn't know I was there with her.
I sure as frick wouldn't brag about getting mires from old, used up c**ts like you, Karen.
Nice larp.
The underage prostitutes would be far too intimated by the older prostitutes to do this.
Nice fantasy world you live in. Clean your room like mama asked?
Bragging about getting mires from underage girls is pathetic
Mires from kids and the eldery are always the best.
It's because it's wholesome and without any intent
>tutoring 4 kids
>sir I want to start lifting weights and drinking those things... shakes!
>sir do you have muscles
>wearing a flannel shirt
>I flex and they touch my arm
>WOAHHH YOU BEEN WORKIN OUT SIR I NEED TO GET LIKE YOU
It's pleasant to hear it from kids and older adults but eh if I hear it from peers.
were you tutoring in India or what
true if big
this one time I went to the beach and saw a monster truck with patrick swayze driving along the waterline while how deep is your love was playing by the beegees then angelino jolie passed me while i was making a sand castle and said i look cute
Not trying to sound mean but why would you date a 20 year old when you're 28? Nowadays, 20 year olds are mentally moronic as frick. Whenever I talk to a chick younger than 25, I lose interest in a matter of 5 minutes
Because 30-year-olds are equally moronic in addition to being more materialistic. The 20yo is happy that you have a car and is down to frick on the side of the highway after the concert you went to. The 30yo wants to know whether you own your place or you rent, how much you make, what are your career prospects, what you can do to provide for her and any potential, etc. Relationships with "mature" women are basically an audit, while the 20yo still has some idealism and romance in her. Also, a tighter pussy.
You think women stop being moronic with age lmao
>Went to surf
>Wife cant do it
>some cute chick is heading out and I swim out with her, we chat and surf a few hours
>Wife has a mental breakdown when I get back
woman lmao
not my problem, now go wageslave and make me money b***h
This homie wanna be Momoa so bad
Long hair + beard wasn't invented by Momoa, you know. It's a standard look in wrestling.
its still one of the most basic b***h appearances out there
99% of men have short hair/are bald, dude. Having long hair is an easy way to stand out from other men, especially if you're fit since most fit guys are bald or have some cookie cutter undercut shit. One of my biggest regrets was cutting my long hair cause now I look like every other gym rat.
but my hairline bro... it's not what it used to be
I'm NOT TAKING FIN I WILL NOT DEVALUE MY SEX ORGANS FOR MY HAIR
BUT WHAT DO I DO?
Accept it and move on. I'd go full Kratos mode if I was bald. OG Kratos, I mean, not the the soi latter drinking nu Kratos.
topical AA on your scalp
start with ketoconazole shampoo and if that doesn't help try something like ru55841
Fin has been used for decades and is as safe as placebo pills.
Just shave it bro, im not even balding and I buzz mine. (Picrel) It’s much more aesthetic and way lower maintenance than the doomed existence of pathetic baldcels chemically castrating themselves in a futile attempt to preserve their hairline lmao
I miss the full threads of these pics such innocent fun
Chad embrace, let that hair grow long and that hairline grow high both, embrace the sleaze
>or have some cookie cutter undercut shit
well-I uhh ummm yeah man I guess you're right
>99% of men have short hair/are bald, dude
big cope lol, baldness is not that common.
I guess you missed the "short hair" part of the statement.
No it isn't you moron, long hair on a man especially in the West is the opposite of basic you moron.
You talk like a fat girl.
Are you moronic? Literally nno guys have long hair.
maybe in your muslim malaysian shithole they don't
Is this guy on roids or nah?
>6'5 jacked with traps up to his ears
Totally natty.
>Big traps are hard to build
Where did this unironical dyel myth came from?
I hate seeing literal twigs with the "long hair and beard" look. That look only works on skinny men if they are junkies or Jesus.
>Long hair + beard wasn't invented by Momoa
Yeah, but having all of this plus cringe Samoa tatoos and constantly flexing your lats at the beach while wearing a man bun is something he defo popularized. OP dude is 100% larping as aquaman
The dude is Samoan, moron
>Samoan with Samoan tattoos is cringe
IST competing with IST and IST for most regarded board as usual.
>can't even believe it
>yakuza member with yakuza tattoos
>seaman with sailor tattoos
>samoan with Samoan tattoos
buncha posers and culture vultures
He’s a cancer survivor, have some damn respect.
Not a bad goal, imo
Acknowledge your tribal chief
He's has superior looks if you put them side by side. I think he's taller too.
Thats Roman Reigns. I doubt she actually saw him (pic has way to good quality), she just pulled a prank.
the subreddit name has jerk so it's probably a shitposting sub
im confused, his gf sent him this picture? cause if my gf did this I would unironically beat her.
also he dropped his girlfriend off at the beach? who does that?
Sometimes you just can't reason with them
Why isn't he at the beach with his gf?
You just know the answer is pathetic, like he had vidya to go play.
Magic the gathering tourney
Work, lifting, errands, kids, the reasons can be many
This. I often drop my gf off at the beach while I go run errands (groceries, laundry) and get the kids (we live in California)..
How long until this anon finds out what "his" gf is doing at the beach while he is off wageslaving lmao
I dont know, man.
Not at the beach but friends swimming pool with groups of people i didnt know
Whenever im passing with just my swim shorts on this girl stops talking and fixes me, probably a hard projection
a lot, luckily most of them don't try to talk with me so they don't find out I'm autistic as shit.
Nice horns
Someone is reposting your pictures.
I don't care, going to swim again in a few, any requests?
found some bryozoans yesterday, posted a thread but no one cared.
natty or nah?
yeah I'd kill myself if I had to roid for this.
>yesterdays bryozoans.
Damn lake bro where the frick you from.
netherlands.
here's my lure collection.
The crayfish lure is pretty based. Wtf is a bryozoan? Can you eat it? They don't have them in my country.
these are an invasive species from america, so are these water plants, and we also have a lot of invasive crayfish.
>https://streamable.com/hgzoue
video is of Faxonius limosus
Wtf i'd be cooking those motherfrickers up everyday.
they are edible and easy to catch, but many are diseased, they carry crayfish plague for months before dying which gives them this red coloration, our native crayfish are quickly going extinct as a result because unlike the american crayfish they succumb to it within days.
That's pretty sad lake anon. Hope they try to save them. You should go out and collect a bunch and cook em in a hot pots.
it's not this lake, it's every waterway in the entire country, actually not just this country but all the neighboring ones too.
Probably good business in farming them start like a crayfish market where restaraunts cook and sell them.
the fishermen hate them because they eat the eggs of the fish they're after.
no, but every lake in the entire country looks like this.
weird colony forming organism that sweeps the water for microscopic organisms, they're an indicator of good water quality.
thanks I don't lift for aesthetics though, it just makes my work easier.
You’re from Germany right?
>German
shut your damn mouth
>parrot feather
Frick that shit it's invasive as frick here too
That b8
What do bryozoans do? Looks mysterious
Black person, he's 140 lbs at best. Of course he's natty.
Nah, but I think he used to be.
is dit in noord holland?
I saw the thread. Good poster. Better have cool river breads than the bi-hourly coom threads or ss threads
uplifting to see new real ones. we're all gonna make it
I will continue trying to make them.
try and stop me.
POV: https://streamable.com/b7xf75
looking for bugs and plants, I toss trash out of the water when I see it.
>looking for bugs and plants, I toss trash out of the water when I see it.
Based ecofriendly forager
Why aren't you wearing speedos? Are you gaygit or just ameritard
because they don't have pockets for my camera.
>guy is just swimming around a lake, picking stuff up from the bottom and posting pictures online
Holy frick this is based
Aesthetic as frick, bro.
Mirin Minoan gains
>its still one of the most basic b***h appearances out there
>going in the sea with sunglasses
metrosexual tryhard
he does look good though
I don't get it
its some circlejerk subreddit
For almost every single summer in the last decade or so I get to low single digit BF ripped with my vascular serratus popping out a la Zyzz all trimmed up and shaved basically ready to go on a professional shoot any day of the summer, but then because I'm a friendless kissless virgin I barely even leave my room and I'm just ripped beyond belief alone in my bedroom posting here with the sun shining outside.
So no one ever even saw my gains except me every night in the mirror before I go to bed.
I want to kill cuckolds.
BIG DOG EATS MY ASS
BASED tribal chief
ACKNOWLEDGE HIM!!!
KhalDrogoMaxxed
The beach is pointless.
found a bottle that still had non-water liquid in it, not sure what though, smelled like champagne.
Why are you looting seabeds?
did I find a dildo?
Don't touch that what the frick
Thats a sea carrot. If you suck it you will obtain esoterical hermetic gains.
>be 6'3" ottermode with big lats and forearms because climber gay
>go to the river on hot day for a dip with the wife
>enjoy the ice cold water on my nuts as I stand there up to my waist
> dozens of tubers float by
> almost all of them blatantly staring as they go by
It's almost laughable how easy it is to impress normies with a modest amount of self control around food and some consistent strength training.
>be me peak otter mode
>walking in venice beach with the gf
>walk past cafe patio
>entire patio is miring
>MILFs staring so much their husbands say “i need to start hitting the gym again”
>gf loves it
Nice larp. otter mode surfer dudes are a dime a dozen at Venice beach. Literally nobody noticed you.
So lifting DOES get you laid
is this a good goal body for a natty lifter ? and I don't mean if they dehydrate, get a pump, flex, pose and, have perfect lighting can they sort of look like it, I mean can a natty actually get a candid beach pic like that with none of the above prepping and look as good ?
He's not natty.
I know, but could a natty still get there albeit slowly ?
how long can he keep sucking that gut in?
Yep we all got body dismoprhia so he looks fat. Reality is he's huge and is lean enough to make girls attracted. Hes big and wide and has aesthetic look to him. That's why. But girls like different things so
Reality is he faked cancer to get in shape but when that didnt work he just ditched his tactical vest for track suits
Beach is for proletarians, I have my own swimming pool.
You NEVER take a woman ANYWHERE there might be sexier men than you. I have forced my girlfriend into the following hobbies:
>D&D
All the men are fatties or really weird looking skellies
>Australian Aboriginal Languages
Abos are fricking ugly, so i mog them all
>Amateur plastic surgery
I bought her some mannequins etc to try on and make her read books with war victims who got injured in WW1 etc
>Researching AIDS pandemic
All look like skeletal homos.
NEVER will i let her watch sports, go to beach etc
>Even at 20% bodyfat he still looks good
Its not fair bros
>hooked her fingers onto his
jesus christ
Really not that impressive of a physique. To normies it is I guess
so instead of trying to become like the guy he cries on reddit
bet that dude doesnt even know what reddit is
jerk don’t miss fr
Redditor is a cuck
Water is wet I guess
Overall his physique is good but is it literally impossible for Polynesians to be lean? He’s only half right?
looks like a photo taken by a photographer
why do incels make this shit up
BBDWTOS
Go back homosexual
dangerously based, please post your autistic routine you do again I didn't get to save it last time
my program probably won't work for anyone else.
why do you figure this? because you do so much swimming? are you on a crazy diet or have insane genetics? I would be interested to hear your opinion and training philosophy
I don't think the swimming contributes anything to my physique I'm just low effort snorkeling most of the time and can't do it half of the year because it's too cold.
no special diet, don't track calories, don't track macros, I do t-bar rows because I wanted to do something for my rear delts that wasn't an isolation exercise, floor press because bench fricks up my shoulders, switched to ohp after doing front raises because I developed wrist issues and it trains more or less the same muscles did the front raises to replicate some cool sumo move, and I do deadlifts because it's the only leg exercise that I enjoy.
I don't lift for aesthetics, I train because it makes my work as an arborist/gardener easier.
when you say your program wouldn't work for anyone else what do you mean exactly and why do you think this? I agree because the program makes little sense with regard to conventional wisdom but what about you in particular causes the program to work?
>but what about you in particular causes the program to work?
pure unfiltered autism, I doubt anyone else can do the same thing for hours straight every week, but that's just what I enjoy doing.
>found a pillow.
>Random autist makes up nonsensical training program on a whim for no other reason than to make his work easier and ends up being the most aesthetic poster on a mongolian tube twisting forum that have all been carefully planning their program for aesthetics
> the most aesthetic poster
This is ironic right? He looks like every other high schooler, who plays basketball after class.
No amount of roids will make you aesthetic, troony
Here comes the dyel cope.
Post body ugly, that based autist is simultaneously aesthetic AND interesting
Are you the gardener from the mire threads?
ye
gebaseerd, ga zo door
Mate what you're doing is a pretty classic One Lift A Day program, it works for lots of people
I know what you mean when you say most people would get bored and drop it, but you're not alone in enjoying a simple, dependable routine
Here's an article from based Dan John about it in 2004
>https://www.t-nation.com/workouts/the-one-lift-a-day-program/
And pic is a guy who did it for six months and really liked it
https://www.davedraper.com/fusionbb/showtopic.php?tid/34324/
I'm glad it has a name and works for other people, now I feel less awkward when sharing my routine, always got second thoughts about it because I don't want anyone to hurt themselves doing it.
this is the worst mire thread in a while. the bumble pic guy is even better than this
Wtf? 2 dudes from my gym asked me to have sex with me. I know one dude is gay but I didn't expect from the other dude.
Is this a kind of mire or something? I feel disgusted anons