Do you larp to increase gains?

>pretend I'm Geralt
>start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions
>meditate in between sets
>take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses
>try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership
>loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts
>lifts skyrocket
>gains skyrocket

Is larping good for gains or am I just autistic?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both, but keep it up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      Keep it up anon. Sure, you're an odd duck, but who cares. We're all posting on a Tibetian goat hair threading forum.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have physical Gwent cards if you were by me would you play

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not him, but yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only If you wager a rare card

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I keep condotierre in my backpack in case of emergencies where I’m in a group and we’re bored.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would not play gwent with you
      I will, however, engage in fisticuffs with you for said cards

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you do that? Fistfights in witcher are god-awful. Unless you're a pleb who doesn't play death march.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gains skyrocket
    post body
    I would bet my nuts that you have never lifted in your life

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I larp that somehow adding another plate onto all of my lifts will make my life better.

    Pic related, but change 1 year to 10.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me anon. Is it true that northern women brap but once every 3 moons?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you ever reflect on your mental processes and think about how autistic this is?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna say that again Nekker?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do you ever reflect on your mental processes and think about how autistic this is?
      Not OP, but yes I do and it definitely is. But I'm past the point of no return. I wouldn't know what to do with the light, if I ever saw it. Nothing to do but lean into it and see how it plays out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What now, you piece of filth?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEMAfats seem like they have a good time, not a good way to get fit or meet womyn though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual LARPing is the best way to meet autistic chicks. There are so many cute fucking chicks at those warhammer events

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses
    lol

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Walk into the gym
    >"hmm place of power. must be. Should draw from it
    >Start working out
    >"see a chud
    >"Damn you're ugly"
    >Walk out of gym
    >"Wind's howling"
    >Go home

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you got a good chuckle out of me anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej'd irl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I train to wage war (in Minecraft).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tree punches: 20x5 each hand
      Stone lifts: 64x8
      Pickaxe swings: 50x5 each hand
      400 meter swim
      100 meter jump sprints
      Eat nothing but porkchops and steak

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to go to LARPs to meet women....

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    to get maximum benefit throw baby in oven

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. I imagine every rep of my sets as a fight against enemies like in an rpg. Each completed rep is a killed enemy, if I fail one I die

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enter gym
    >"Place of power, gotta be"

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    >Larp as Felix from Red vs Blue
    >Get up off knees with one arm holding the bar straight in the air and repeat for reps on the other arm
    >call it shield raises
    >Feels more intense than cardio because of how aggressively the heart has to be pumping blood to the arms and legs at the same time
    >Imagine I'm wearing the armor when doing upside down situps preparing to fight either the covenant or the Federal Army of Chorus
    >Any exercise I'm extremely advanced in gets the term ''mercenary'' put beside it
    >practice knife wielding/throwing on weekdays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to LARP that I have been captured by aliens and they are observing me in a test lab, so I have to perform as good as possible to represent humanity. I pretend they are immensly impressed and shocked by my human strength and endurance, since they are skinny little grey bitch aliens who evolved on a low-G planet.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back when I did track a long time ago I PRed by like 10 seconds on a 50ish second race by pretending I was Eren from AoT on my way to slay titans.

    Lately I’ve been playing sequences where Goku goes super saiyan and the rate at which I get new PRs has been insane. This is the way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lately I’ve been playing sequences where Goku goes super saiyan and the rate at which I get new PRs has been insane. This is the way.
      Goku has been my go to imagination character, when I feel tired but have to willpower through anything.
      Literally made me finish important projects and do sports when I was completely down.
      I just accept that I am in a shitter at that moment, I then imagine I am goku and that I focus all my power and ascend to more and more powerful states. I'd literally flex and possibly be vocal, if I am alone.
      That focus lets go of the feeling sof fatigue and I can bang out more energy.

      I think it is same high cocaine of meth users feel (never used any). I always have had ability to regenerate quickly and push out just a bit more energy for one more spurt. e.g. in ice-hockey we are near last minutes and everyone are already super tired and much slower, and I saw an opportunity and just pushed myself harder, past the limits, to score. In gym as well - I always can push all my pains and discomfort away and do one more rep and one more. I have worked out until there were black sports in eyes or I nearly tore back muscles, I have worked for 3 days straight, zero sleep, because I had to finish a job (had hallucinaitons even), I also remember how tired I was finishing my research in Uni - I also couldnt sleep well, so I filled bathtub with hot water to enhance bodily processes and slept there for 2 hours and was back to work.
      Never stopped, never gave up. Finished it.
      It is same mentality as the Goku or any other character

      It is a weird imho learned ability to ignore your body's warnings that it may go out and focus your energy and nerve system, to keep going further. I've seen this throughout my whole childhood.
      >sometimes I wonder if I'd be a perfect soldier or a firefighter or someone who has to push through limitations. Never went into those professions sadly

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet girl, solid 8/10
    >go on two dates
    >act as a normal functioning young adult
    >she is borderline insufferable
    >incredibly snobby and pretentious
    >listen to her complain and moan and backstab her friends
    >basically just a bitch
    >keep up the act, playing aloof and laid back
    >make out at the end of the second date but don’t text her back
    >she wants another date, we have sex at her place
    >she wants to become official
    >i agree and now own a gf

    does this count as a larp? sex gains are nice though. i am blown away that she likes me to the point she wanted a relationship. we have 0(zero) similar interests. why would people enter a relationship like this? my persona is not even very likeable. will be breaking up with her this week.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why would people enter a relationship like this?
      She has daddy issues and you're a doormat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why even get with her only to break up? You couldn’t just dump her after sex?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        because this what i am “supposed to do”. i’ve never met a girl who i thought was interesting and wanted to hang out and laugh with. then again i don’t date a lot. but i’ve never had a girlfriend and people have been constantly asking me if i’m in a relationship and it got to me. i thought maybe once i have a gf i will like it, turns out i dont. but my parents no longer think i’m gay now which is a net positive. i do not think she is head over heels or very invested in me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she 27-29? that's usually when they start looking for autists to settle with

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see pregnant ginger
    >or plain ginger
    >or super short ginger
    >or fat ginger that's always covered in sweat
    >think to self maybe if I get big enough a ginger will love me and make babies
    >grind extra two reps out next set

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chad fellow scotfucker. Gingers are A++

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a ginger gf if I am a ginger?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a ginger gf once but she was a schizophrenic bipolar nymphomaniac polyamorist so it didn't last long. She was hot as fuck and the sex was whenever I wanted and however I wanted for the short time she lived at my place tho.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's training for jousting, can't you see that much?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    say "damn you're ugly" before lifts
    pretty based tbh tbh. I have a jug of warm tea that I drink after a workout pretending I'm resting like in darksouls

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I LARP as the storm that is approaching
    >provoking
    >Black clouds in isolation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after finishing my sets I whisper "I need more power."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These boomers are gonna make it

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s Dark Souls esque, every Saturday I take a hike into the woods, there’s a wind shelter with mosquito net so I don’t even need anything with me but a sleeping bag and a yoga mat to lie on. I make a huge fire and just sit by the flames for a few hours, cover myself in the ashes when they cool enough to apply (whiles fire is still going) once I’m entirely covered I take a plunge in the lake, sit by fire again until I’m dry then go to bed. And yeah I have an “Estus” flask it’s either warm mead or whiskey.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    missing the crucial step of dating a raven haired pale qt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That comes later. Geralt was an incel for much of his life and then got cucked by a gay wizard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He got retconned from being monstrous and scary looking, to becoming gigachad (because normies wanted to self insert & it would boost sales)
        brutal blackpill

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was still fairly grim looking in yhe first Witcher game, hate that he was all handsome and shit by the time 3 came around. He still had the same wit and (lack of) charisma when he was his canonical ugly self CDPR are cowards.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Challenge other gym members to a game of Gwent

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend im ancient greek or roman
    >wear only loose linen clothes
    >drink wine all the time
    >listen to audiobooks of greek philosophers and stories to mimic listening to orations
    idk if it helps my gains but it makes me a lot happier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn this is actually kinda based and sounds very fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, i do enjoy the ancient warrior mindset. Sometimes after a hard workout I'll go outside and bathe in the sun, like a warrior rests after battle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems based, floor-eater anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you better be built like a castle gate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, I need to find my ancient stoic warrior larp

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do that too, sometimes I am batman, other times judge dredd. works like a charm with the correct ost.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to pretend I'm the Doom Slayer when I need to bust out the last rep. I imagine I'm crushing the skull of a hell baron in a glory kill or caving in a mancubus's chest with my fists.

    It works too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also like to pretend im the doom slayer, but for Cardio. Either "The only thing they fear is you" or "BFG Division" blasting, hit a reasonable pace and when it drops i pretend im mowing through demons through every step. Keeps my breathing in time and makes cardio somewhat enjoyable.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alcohol
    Enjoy your ruined gains and onions body

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how this drink predominantly made in white countries became white, and how to inject more moron into it
      Huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I larp as Conan.
    "CROM!" I curse after doing my calisthetics/cardio till failure.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think I'm a member of Adeptus Astartes and work myself into rage about Horus's betrayal during my workouts.
    Lately I've toned it down a bit; I think I scared one guy away from my gym when I told him about my larp stuff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > work myself into rage about Horus's betrayal during my workouts

      you are not alone brother

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        newfag its referencing a pasta.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >work myself into rage about Horus's betrayal during my workouts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, i like to LARP sometimes as a Khorne Berzerker, Good thing i have a home gym. Would probablly have gotten kicked out of a public one for doing barbell swings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the greentext

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So many anons dont understand this reference its sad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the greentext

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My sides, I read someone "lifting for the void" once idk if it was funny enough to be screencapped but this comes up from time to time

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting in one of Arnold’s videos he actually mixed alcohol with his protein shakes as well

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I'm lifting not really, but envisioning myself as an ancient warrior on a quick march through wild conditions helps a ton with cardio.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend I'm an action hero on the stairmaster, running up flights of a skyscraper to save the girl
    >pretend I stopped a billboard from falling on a girl when I do squats
    >pretending I'm ripping the hatch off of a tank Ghost in the Shell style when I do deadlifts
    >pretend I'm lifting my mortal enemy to throw them into a volcano with my overhead press
    >pretend I'm lifting a cute girl when I bench
    >pretend I'm a blacksmith when I'm doing hammercurls
    >pretend I'm King Kong when doing cable flys
    >pretending I'm a viking on the rowing machin
    I guess you can say I'm the pretender

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending I'm a viking on the rowing machin
      This, or a rower at Salamis or Lepanto.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lepanto
        My moron

  36. 2 months ago
    Svetovid

    This is the only IST post worth screenshotting.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd call you based but your mother sucks dwarf cock

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because it's fun. For me, it's Longin Podbipięta from "With Fire And Sword". He was this really strong guy who easily wielded a twohanded sword in one hand.
    >during squats pretend that I'm lifting a dead cossack's body
    >during OHP pretend that I'm blocking a cossack sabre with Zerwikaptur (my greatsword)
    >during bench press pretend to lift up a dead horse off me so I can go and kill more cossacks
    >during deadlifts pretend to lift up this horse cart to put the wheel back on
    I strongly identify with Longin Podbipięta, because just like him, I am celibate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bazowane i karmazynowopigułknięte, brateńki

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Z podziękowaniem waszmości, z podziękowaniem!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth enjoyer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Niebezpiecznie zbazowane

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Po martwych ciągach mówię nawet do siebie pod nosem "Ruszaj, rybeńko!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wielkie nieba! Wasz post jest prawdziwie bazowany, brateńku!

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well you're effectively pouring extra carbs into your protein shake, so it's pretty normal for your lifts to start going up again on a bulk phase.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pretend I’m vegeta when I’m doing squats. I blast his theme and imagine I’m getting ready for a big rematch with kakarot.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pretend I'm Commander Shepherd
    >Pull up in the parking lot and bounce out of the car like it's the UT-47 Kodiak shuttle
    >Before squatting, think "I'M COMMANDER SHEPHERD AND SQUATS ARE MY FAVORITE LIFT ON THE CITADEL"
    >Do this for bench press and deadlift
    >Gym reporter claims my deadlift lockout was soft
    >"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"
    >Punch gym reporter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot about fucking the desk woman in the bathroom.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok this is funny op, i might copy this

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pretend I'm a uruk hai while running and I keep this song in my mind during the tough parts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did this once in a cross country race

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I knew I'm not the only one

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to train to defeat them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based doomguy. The only thing they fear is you

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Geralt
    bruh..
    I literally thought recently about this.
    >I enjoyed withcer games and books a lot, so obviously I can see some patterns similar to my life there (I never watched netflix tho)
    >fucking love gym and also coincidentally am a real hunter, so I live sort of that kind of lifestyle witcher did.
    >and I thought about this when I broke up with my ex, we were both too busy to stay together
    >She is literally my Yennefer - We vowed love to each other and then left. She does more sophisticated stuff, while I do 50/50 grunt jobs but I am also good at business.
    >when we meet sometimes (and it is rare, she lives far away) we relive all our memories, we fuck like the world will stop turning tomorrow. It is uncanny what odd lives we lead.
    >and I also am highly moral - despite being a bit rude and enjoying confrontation, I usually step in for the weak person.
    >and since Witchers life eventually turned good, I sort thought that I am doing good as well. and it freed me a bit.
    I think if you don't go too crazy, larping is good.

    e.g. when I train chest I imagine I am Arnold and I just do sets till failure and then do more. Gains are always there. Also feels like cumming everywhere lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Cuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lurk more

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their behaviour/weaknesses
    holy fuck that sounds based, might start doing this

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pretend like I'm a wandering Samurai adhering to Bushido by training my body and mind. Between sets I'll swing around my wooden Katana

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >damn you're ugly
    >deadlifts 800 pounds

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up as usual
    >head to my local planet fitness, it's shit and no free weights but hey it's dirt cheap
    >some autist is trying to bargain the $10 membership down to $7,25, argues minimum wage
    >cute receptionist is visibly uncomfortable
    >ignore the situation and walk past them
    >change in the locker room, when I get out the same autist is on the men's locker room counter
    >motherfucking is mixing cleaning alcohol with spirits with whey powder and turkesterone, not even joking
    >"hey bro, idk what you're doing but that's not good for-"
    >he disregards me completely and mumbles something about 'botchlings'
    >what?
    >go on bench as usual, he's taking the smith machine for OHPs with very little weight
    >he finishes a set, does some autistic rolling on the ground, stands up, does weird gesturing with his hands
    >mumbles something about something being ugly
    >goes on with his set

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was obsessed with shitty MMOs, doing daily quests on 3 of them each day, I asked one of my friends why he bothered to work out. He told me "What if there was a daily quest you could do in a game that gave you free cosmetic improvements, strength increases, and stamina increases? And they only took 30 minutes to an hour for 3 to 4 days a week. Would you do them?"

    I've been doing that daily quest ever since. Thanks autism.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend i'm a Toyota Large IC Cushion-Wheel LPG Forklift Model Number: 8FGC35-70U
    >start mixing my protein shakes with liquid propane gas
    >crush asian gymgoers to death between sets
    >take notes of various heavy objects around the gym and how i would arrange them on warehouse shelving in the most optimal way
    >make loud beeping noises before lifts
    >lifts skyrocket
    >gains skyrocket

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend the Predator is real
    >He knows I'm here
    >I know he's out there.
    >train to kill him
    >train to know that even if I don't kill him I'll be a worthy trophy

    Gains go up, simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based!

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is larping good for gains?
    Yes.
    >or am I just autistic?
    Yes.
    Used properly, autism can be a very powerful tool.
    When I lift and eat, I think about if he would be proud of me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So do you mainly work your thighs? Can you double jump yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sees someone on IST that doesn't LARP

      YOU DENY YOUR AUTISM ITS PURPOSE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le android
      >being proud of weak dyel cuck
      you would be nothing in his eyes you pathetic dyel

      he only respects people who are on his level of combat prowess

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually lift with the thought of participating in an ULTRA-Violence Crusade, not necessarily against humans.
    (I would maul the shit out of an alien-demon if one of those fuckers ever dares to breach MY dimension.)

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy thinking I'm Duke Nukem. I think and say his voice lines all the time, even make my own depending on a situation. (Dinner's up, baby!) I've pretty much made an entire character in my head based off of him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've got balls of steel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hail to me, the King baby

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pretend I'm Gon right before the palace raid, where I need to train to tackle a impossibly strong cutie.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I larp as somebody who has something beautiful to defend

    I hate the desert of the real

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the alcohol prevents protein metabolism by the liver
    this lets your muscles take it up instead of the garden gnome organ (liver) giving it to the slop body parts (fat cells, pacreas, heart)

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    excellent. keep it up

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am tomb raider
    >need to do pull-ups to get to that artifact
    >imagine pushing crates with my legs
    >lat-pulldowns to active millenia old machine
    >sprawls to escape the arrow traps
    >squats to lift golden skulls
    >flic flacs to trap my butler in the kitchen

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into gym
    >awkwardly freeze mid step while waiting for the map to load
    >slow walk to the changing room
    >flick the lights on and off for a bit
    >put on my HEV suit
    >grab a trash can and object boost myself out while blasting klaxon_beat.mp3
    >bunny hop on the treadmill for warm up
    >sprint to the pull up bar and crouch jump up to reach it
    >play health_charger.mp3 every time I take a sip of my water
    >crouch and jump in place in front of a guy in the weight bench while waiting for him to be done
    >finish all my sets and go change back to my science team clothes
    >run out of the gym
    >freeze mid step while waiting for the map to load

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hello doctor freeman. I think you got the wrong door, the testing chamber is two doors down.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw alyx came wearing her yoga pants again

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine I’m a cute shota (since I’m a 5’7 manlet) and imagine one of the qts in the gym will give me warm smiles after lifting

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend I'm Sig Curtis
    >Don't have to cut, ever
    >Do have to lift like I need to fight fucking wizards and demons
    >Declare BEEF'S ON SALE before every big lift
    >tfw no bossy qt wife half my size

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based sigma curtis

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, witcher
    >arrive at gym
    >qt3.14 cashier comes to me with tears in her eyes
    >"please master witcher, save us, there is a terrible beast prowling the squat racks"
    >contractaccepted.jpeg
    >arrive at the squat racks
    >see it
    >by the gods, a gains goblin
    >pic related
    >this one got particularly bloated from all the gains it has stolen
    >no matter, I've read all about its kind in /fph/ grimoires
    >try taunting it
    >"no one cares about your meme diet ketolard"
    >the beast charges at me, running for the first time in its existance
    >dyels and cardiobunnies get crushed by its disgusting corpulence
    >just as it's about to hit me I throw protein powder in its eyes
    >it screams in agony as I beat it to a bloody pulp with a barbell
    >blood and guts everywhere
    >qt3.14 cashier screams
    >"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
    >"y-you too"
    >run out of the gym, having completed yet another successful contract
    >I am a witcher

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always LARP as Richard IV from Blackadder when I'm at the gym.
    After every set I do (gif related) and when someone smaller walks by I shout "Edna?".

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes larp as Bane

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    say "damn you're ugly" before lifts
    based

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    (OP) #
    no but I replaced skyrim with mnb:warband:warsword conquest with my comfort game and my gains skyrocketed

    the game is overall skyrim but grimdarker and you and your faction have a larger impact on the world, i.e. capture towns and castles while it also adds in dungeons to explore that are very reminiscent of those in skyrim. Plus it isnt a steam roll once you do get engaged in faction seiges (like with vanilla warband) each faction can easily retake castles and towns by banding together to form a huge army

    just recently in the siege of kislev i put myself in the foremost of the first wave and jumped into the thickest part of where enemies were and slew them to clear the way for the advancing ally wave behind me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my armor got soaked in dark red from all the kislevites I slew that day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zased...

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a fat teenager in the early 00s. I did...whether it was swimming, running or lifting I pretended I was a character in an anime...Dropped 60 lbs in a summer. I don't have to anymore but I might bring it back...

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sort've. I often have nightmares/dreams that involve me fighting demons with my bare hands. The dreams are incredibly frightening and the fear I feel in these dreams is only matched by the rage that swells when the demons threaten my family.

    I had one of these nightmares recently where a horde of demons were threatening my wife and kids and I went ballistic in a way that would've made my boy Guts proud. I tore those fuckers apart limb from limb to save my family. I like to imagine training as my way of preparing for that level of visceral lethality, like these dreams are visions of the strength I've yet to uncover but is surely within.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I'm struggling to OHP I pretend I'm Shinji strangling Asuka, usually helps.

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