Do you shower at the gym?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, seems like a lot of logistics to deal with. I just walk home after.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. If the changing room is quiet and swimmer gays and other c**ts have t left the floor soaked I'll take one at the gym. Otherwise it's a case of getting undressed, taking the shower, trying to dry off elbow to elbow with 3 other men while not getting feet wetter. Then putting on socks and shoes whilst avoiding getting them wet. End up sweatier and less fresh than coming out of the gym. Frick that

  2. 1 year ago
    Chuddie Chudson

    My gym has a shower and sauna
    I figure I should use it considering it costs 70 dollars a month to use the gym

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I was studying for my masters (systems architecture, yes I make more money than you) I would use the gym at school and then shower there, since I didn’t want to stink when riding the bus home. But now, despite the fact that I go to a VERY exclusive gym ($200/mo basic membership but I have a platinum membership that’s only offered to people like myself who earn above a specific threshold), I prefer to shower in my 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom downtown condo, especially as I recently had the shower room remodeled with Italian marble (it costs more than you have in your bank account, but it was nothing for me).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kekking at this poorgay LARP. I make more monthly than you in a year

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dan dude you seem insecure
      Did you grow up poor?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like Hughie Louis and the Knews?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >(systems architecture, yes I make more money than you
      even if that is true, you have my pity. Self-worth comes from within not without. Alexander the Great tried to give Diogenes anything he could grant within his power and Diogenes said: "Move, your blocking my sunlight...". When an advisor to Alexander the Great what he thought of the infamous homeless Philosopher (also known as the Mad Dog Philosopher) Alexander said "If I were not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes. Be cool, be like Diogenes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hello Patrick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have to return some video tapes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's frickin awesome dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's cool mate,
      but I shower in the squirt of yer nan after a good goosing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fick you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      didn't even read past the first line.
      sort yourself out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Big deal I'm a molecular geneticist. Yea I only make as much as 4.5 Starbucks employees, but when your deformed mutant offspring pops out of whatever hambeast you've penned you'll have to suck it's personalized gene therapies out of my acutely carcinogenic wiener.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i had to bathe in the ocean for six months because my shower broke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What country do you live in

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        burgerland

        they didn't make my shower cartridge anymore, so i had to replace the entire assembly

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i have a house to shower in
    pros: no other naked males that i dont know
    cons: none

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot a con anon:
      >con: can't get erect staring at other men's dicks in shower.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yea, after years of using open shower in the gym ive gained the ability to not care when im naked near other

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I'm not a pig.

      Being near sighted helps. You just tell yourself that other see about as much as you do and therefore there is no reason to feel embarrassed. Works great for coed saunas too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But then I accidentally see my own reflection while I'm wearing my glasses and the lie comes crashing down

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I usually go there to look at other guys’ dicks and imagine me sucking them off in the shower.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't want to get AIDS, I can shower at home

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because I go in the morning before work

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I workout in the morning, yes. Gym is in the office so keeps things simple

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    which smash con is this from?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This meme is unironically real. I go to tournaments and a good ⅕ of entrants smell like actual fecal matter, like they haven't wiped their ass in days.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think that might be their gaping axe wounds that you smell
        also who's your main?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always shower at the locker room of the gym/martial arts place where I work out.
    If you're afraid of showing your body you need to lift more, eat less, and appreciate art until you realise that you're a walking showcase of your own values and morals.

    You should definitely judge a book by its covers when it comes to things we can adapt - a shredded man is superior to a fat one, a chiseled muscular physique is superior to a skinny weak one.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great way to get hpv

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >getting aids from the gym
      Ishygddt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not knowing the difference between HPV and AIDS
        Oof

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >there's a difference between one sexodisorder and another
          Wew lad.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You have no idea what you are talking about I would stop before it gets too cringy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              UHH UHHH UHHH CRIIIII GE

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too many lonely old homosexuals spending all day in them shaving nd shit with their grotesque bodies and genitalias scarring my eyes.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I exclusively shower in the gym

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since seeing gays use the hairdryer for their balls and feet in the locker room im in and out of that shit as fast as humanly possible.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gym doesn't have a shower.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Garbage Island smelling ass

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't want gay boomers looking at me

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I shower at home.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    99% of the guys that visit my swimming pool are fatsos and DYELs, I always take a shower a nice swim with a pump and them 'myron gaines

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I use the women's shower. It's cleaner and usually deserted but sometimes the lone woman will wander in, get confused by me being there, then run out because she thought she was in the wrong room. Ha! My physical presence is such an intimidating force of nature that lesser beings cannot bear to even take a glimpse at my naked body. If I had a girlfriend she would die of a heart attack the second we had sex I imagine.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hey you wanna get in this MRSA incubator that someone probably had buttsex in today?
    I'll pass thanks

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I discovered from personal experience that any shared showers frequented by blacks net me warts on my feet.
    It's better to be sweaty until I get home than having to spend a week carving a hole in my soles with knife and frying the remainder warts out with acid.

    Once at the gym pool a black guy asked me if he could try my flippers one length and I didn't think much of it and let him, boom warts despite chlorinated water.

    So no I avoid shared showers whenever I can.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i go to planet fitness and they 100% don't clean their showers. what's the point of showering if the business doesn't even care? it's different at a nice gym.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        well if you were to be a hero and keep on shitting in the gym shower maybe they would clean it more often.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i have a shower at home, i can just use that
    gym showers are kinda grimy

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would if I had to but my gym is like 5-10 minutes walk from my home so I just do it at home

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why shower when you could sauna?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Before I built my own home gym I showered every time I went to the gym, since I always went in the sauna after I worked out. Nothing ever happened to me.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No I don't want to catch wraths/skin infections

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would if I didn't homegym

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe like 5 five times. and 4/5 times i ended up busting a nut down the shower drain.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I rinse off before and after the sauna, yeah.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd actually bathe more often in the gym if they had legit greek/roman style baths with soothing music in it. I could quietly piss in the hot pool in peace to some nice harp music.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like to go to the hot tub after my work outs because its simply an excuse to sit around without my shirt on and make small talk with others

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i live 7 minutes away (with the bicycle), so no, i just go home and shower there. i have showered at the gym when there was a problem with the drain/pipes in this place, though. it was only for two days. if i lived further away and had to take a car to get there, i'd probably shower there, since taking stuff with me wouldn't be of any concern.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I shower before gym, and then get changed and go straight to work in the office after the gym.

    I lead a team of 15 women, they know I do this, and I tell them to tell me if I stink. they havent said anything.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shower at the gym
    >the stalls of shampoo dispensers
    >pinkish color liquid
    >shower there nearly daily for two years using that soap
    >one day the soap has white stuff in it
    >check other stalls
    >it's just in the farthest most private stall
    >suspicious.jpg
    >white stuff keeps appearing in that dispenser over and over
    >the dispensers are easily opened for refill...
    I eventually got an employee to look at it and he said that is just how the soap looks but I don't believe that.
    That shit was cum for sure.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse. I only have baths.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I live like 3 minutes away so I just shower at home.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, in the parking lot. Just bring a camping shower and jerk off in front of all the milfs.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but I have a home gym.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will 100% get athlete's foot and painful blisters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not wearing shoes

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I used to but they stopped towel service to "save water" and there's no way i'm going to have a wet towel in my bag all day

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only after using the gym twink to relieve some pent up frustration

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