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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm photophobic, okay? It's not on purpose!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST - Fitness

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It all started with that .org thread a while ago, jannies have been worse than usual since

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >.org thread
        are you talking about this thing of ours?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, there was a looksmax thread a while ago and I've noticed an uptick of looksmaxxing threads since then to the point of banality

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's entirely genetic, if you have bug eyes or shit eyebrows it's already to late, so grateful for my combo of Anglo dad's blue eyes and Ukrainian mother's well shaped eyebrows.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bug eyes best eyes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagin shoving your wiener deep into a bug woman as she just take it all with this lifeless gaze haha

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I naturally have hunter eyes. Literally the only positive comment I've received from women regarding my appearance is that ladies like my eyes. I don't get it, I think it makes me look scowly but I don't argue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just like the fact that they are intimidated by your eyes.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't squint away semitic prey eyes

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If my future son ever had thinking like this I'd beat him up. Imagine being a man thinking about appearance like this... Embarassing

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I naturally look like the people on the left and let me tell you, it's not cool at all. Sure I look pretty chad, but outside of that everybody always thinks I'm angry. A salesperson at the mall actually approached me y'day and asked me why I was angry while I was listening to his sales pitch, it was a bit weird

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sure I look pretty chad
      >it's not cool at all

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        looking like a psychopathic murderer 24/7 can be kinda demoralizing... but I get what you mean, not too many downsides

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      smile
      >420 KPS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I smile very sparingly to keep the nasolabial folds away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. i've had random people come up to me asking if i'm okay and i just stand there confused. my friend said people wont approach me because i look too intimidating, kinda sucks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or people trying to start shit with you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have it naturally and a neanderthal brow, people always think i'm pissed or tired.

          This keeps happening too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i avoid bars for this reason, one glance at some turbo drunk dude and all of the sudden he's trying to fight you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel that
        ages ago my AP English teacher told me I had an 'old soul stare', always looking angry, tired, or sad. Really bushy brows and tilted, terrible eye circles, soulless brown eyes. I liked the way she put it, made me feel good about my eyes. God bless that old woman
        I cope by wearing big thick glasses

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wistful eyes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brown eyes are for intellectuals, non of the best inventors or geniuses ever had blue eyes.
          Green is for leaders.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like womanly horoscope gobbledyasiatic, leaders are made and not born

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hitler had blue eyes

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Point proven
              >too shity of artist
              >cheat and lie your way into leadership
              >declare war on everyone, think you can actually win
              >actually suck at beign a general(who would have tought)
              >NOOOO how did i ever lose?
              >commit suicide like a fricking pussy
              >drag your gf/cousin with you
              Some people think this loser was cool kek, he couldn't even kill all israelites
              Pathetic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. i've had random people come up to me asking if i'm okay and i just stand there confused. my friend said people wont approach me because i look too intimidating, kinda sucks

      my brothers...
      I have to remind myself to grin ever so slightly so I don't appear as I want to kill someone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can confirm. I inherited it from my dad who is the nicest person but always gets told he has a “bloodthirsty gaze” everytime he walks even in his favorite bar. Ive had girls hug everyone next to me and then when my turn came they were like “uhhhh, do you want a hug or is it not your thing hihi”. I think its a bit of a curse if you are under 25 because teens like the pretty boy look more

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have eyes like the right but I have long eyelashes and thick eyebrows so I have cute pretty eyes

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another daily body dysmorphia thread

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dweebs, lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could kill you with my stare

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's over 🙁

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      omg hi

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hair guy?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that doesnt really narrow it down but yeah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      please be in Rio Grande do Sul

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always wanted to visit Brazil

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know what surgeries I can do for eyes?
    I was going to get fillers but then I got spooked by filler migration stuff.
    And peopel say fat grafts don't work very well either.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda related but I finally realize I'm always make a worried expression with my eyes. If I relax my eyes are leveled instead of slightly outer side dipping.
    Other then constantly remembering to fix this subconscious thing I do, tips?

    I have a pretty stressful job and I always get bullshit from coworkers when my needs aren't met so theirs won't be, and I'm not great at socializing.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >squint
    not all the time but Im basically always furrow my brow because I'm bad eye sight

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, but i do quinmaxxxx. cheggem

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a pronounced brow/deep set eyes so my hunter eyes kind of get overshadowed because i have a bit of skin that hangs there and makes me look almost asian
    doctor says it's the salt (i'm not gonna stop eating the salt)

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you frickers had me looking into my eyes way too much and I just noticed that one is lower than the other for fricks sake as if I didn't had enough things to autistically worry about

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not actually squinting, it's putting your lower eyelid a little up. Hard to explain, but I could show you if you were here.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither people on the left nor people on the right exist in real life, no one has eyes like that

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squint max? Don't make me laugh.
    I am Asianmaxxing my eyes.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Perfect eyes
    >Doesn't even squint

    What did god mean by this?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chinkmaxx

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