I've been going back to the gym for like a month and a half and I notice my butthole emits a delicious scent now. Its like my pheromones are releasing telling hot latina gym rats to rim my butthole or something
exactly and that peak of having friends and sex with girls is carrying me to this day with a career I know nothing about but have friends from high school who keep me in my position kek
>The easiest time to get laid is at HS/College
Wrong. The easiest time to get laid is your 30's as every milf is thirsty for your dick and you have way more resources than 99% of people in their early 20's so girls around that age throw themselves at you. 30-45 is the golden era for men (if they keep themselves in shape).
I want to take roids and have my wife work out with me after this next baby is born (last baby we are having), but she is very risk-averse and might divorce me if I start roiding and she is too lazy to lift weights.
No I don't.
She has incredible muscle potential, but it's super lazy, she could mog almost every girl and some dudes in the my gym.
I'm exactly the opposite.
This entire thread reads like different bureaus of zog forgot to coordinate their girly little propaganda raids and ended up arguing with each other here.
how does her unwashed butthole smell, bro
Like shit probably
I've been going back to the gym for like a month and a half and I notice my butthole emits a delicious scent now. Its like my pheromones are releasing telling hot latina gym rats to rim my butthole or something
She looks asian. Why?
>Why?
because the guy in the picture is coping for being a loser in hs and college and not getting laid when it was the easiest time to get laid
High-school peaker spotted.
exactly and that peak of having friends and sex with girls is carrying me to this day with a career I know nothing about but have friends from high school who keep me in my position kek
Im a 25 year old virgin, any advice?
advice to not be a virgin any longer? there is only one way...
I have to have sex, don't I 🙁
but I'm scared >_<
>The easiest time to get laid is at HS/College
Wrong. The easiest time to get laid is your 30's as every milf is thirsty for your dick and you have way more resources than 99% of people in their early 20's so girls around that age throw themselves at you. 30-45 is the golden era for men (if they keep themselves in shape).
lmfao youre skinny fat and bald now
real men peak in their 30s
>because the guy in the picture is coping for being a loser in hs and college and not getting laid when it was the easiest time to get laid
Because failure whiteoids can only get fishmouth asiatics needing green cards
Finally someone fricking says it. Asians aren’t aspirational breeds.
maybe she's asian
Because she’s addicted to the BWC, like all the rest
Yes. One of our favorite things is pretending we don't know each other and aggressively flirting with one another.
Based. We do this sometimes too.
I don’t follow.
Yeah I train my wiener n' balls muscles with her if you know what I mean
I don't have a girlfriend.
imagine the smells you're missing out on
I don't have a girlfriend.
I have a twink bf
No one here has a gf.
Looks like you’re race mixing
Gross
Have fun with Elliot Rodger kids
I go with my wife. We do the same routine. Not always the most convenient because of having to move weights on/off machines a lot but oh well.
There's a roidtroony who works out with his pregnant gf/wife at my gym. She has a fat ass.
I want to take roids and have my wife work out with me after this next baby is born (last baby we are having), but she is very risk-averse and might divorce me if I start roiding and she is too lazy to lift weights.
>your gf
haha very funny
epic goof my friend
No I don't.
She has incredible muscle potential, but it's super lazy, she could mog almost every girl and some dudes in the my gym.
I'm exactly the opposite.
She starting to do cardio, she can't really lift weights because her back is fricked
These random gym girls mogs the ponstars I fap to
>training with your gf as a DYEL
1 way ticket to Cucked st.
would :3
both of you
ideally at the same time UwU
thats really gay homie
*bisexual
ftfy 😉
Just being into normal women whatever happened with that?
All the normal women died off in the 1890s
>bald
>asian gf
Lmao, classic.
No.
I train with yours.
i am a poo incel
Is that your body hair? Why does it look like scales you fricking reptillian.
>Why does it look like scales
image compression
also
>tfw no buff scalie bf
This will be me eventually
I ruined everything but I WILL make it again
I wish. Gf is a chonker so when she trains she is too embarrassed to do it in front of me yet.
Sometimes, but mine isn't bogged.
i feel bad for ur kids if shes asian
fricking hell
BRUH feel bad for ugly people, if you are a good looking dude and your asian gf looks good too your kid will look good.
true
only betas like asian women/white women. alphas like latinas/black women
This, at least interracial gay couples can’t reproduce future mongols
No, my gf is lazy and fat. She's lost some weight with ozempic though, she used to be even more fat
>you should break up blah blah
Shut up, I'm fricking dat ass tonight, you're a long term masturbation pro, I don't want to end up like you
>She's lost some weight with ozempic
you are dating a moron
I'd rather jack off than frick a whale
I don't have a gf
No, because I don't have a girlfriend
No one wants to be with generic bald, bearded, black guy number 41,278,209.
>IST
>girlfriend
If even
No! Because I don't have a gf! Hahaha!
Why your girlfriend hotter than social media girls i fap to?
>dooming your manlet hapa sons to have to get plastic surgery because you race mix
Grim
This entire thread reads like different bureaus of zog forgot to coordinate their girly little propaganda raids and ended up arguing with each other here.
>The ninth layer of Hell is reserved for traitors and mutineers
wiw