I'm autistic and play dark souls. How do I poisemaxx? I have abs and I exercise already but my poise didn't increase.
Do you you increase poise IRL?
I'm autistic and play dark souls. How do I poisemaxx? I have abs and I exercise already but my poise didn't increase.
weighing more and probably developing better legs, back, traps, and neck
To some extent I agree, I don't want to lose mobility though. I've been doing dumbbell swings. What BMI should I aim for?
Just stretch, deadlift and bulk, brother, it ain’t easy but it ain’t too hard.
This, bulk until you resemble Smough's armor.
>no penis
might as well die
The worst part is that it was self inflicted. If I remember correctly he was operating a forklift and wasn't certified. Then he steps out the forklift while it was in drive, and proceeded to get ran over by it and pinned in the wall or structure.
>If I remember correctly he was operating a forklift and wasn't certified
they never learn...
And he's british. Never stood a chance.
He was in a forklift accident and because he wasn't certified he did know the golden rule, which is too never attempt to leave the forklift unless stationary, he attempted to escape the forklift when slipped down a hill I think, and then he got crushed by it.
He's American you moron, if he was British he would have been left to die because the helicopter would have taken 14 hours to arrive.
Get your forklift certifications, kids
Who else is forklift certified in here?
I used to be but I didn't re-certificate so it's expired for eights years already.
Forgot pic.
Only costs $50 to renew your high risk work license for 5 years in australia.
Yep I haven't touched a forklift in 4 years but I'm certified for another 3 lmfao.
I'm gonna stay certified for life if the price stays this low
Never know when you might need it
Wtf is a,c,d,z?
It is free here (payed by the company you are working for) but I never worked in the warehouse. Just wasted corporate money for fun because I used to keep R&D samples in one rack in the warehouse so I asked to get me the licence otherwise I am not gonna take care of that shit because it is dangerous for unauthorized people to work there.
My country probably has different classes like manual, electric, diesel, low-lifting, high lifting, steering wheel operated, up to 5 tons, over 5 tons etc. I only rememrber the Z which were "special trucks" like reach trucks and picker trucks (pic related).
Forgot pic again
Im licenced on telehandlers up to 7.5 meters
The complete lack of a pelvis means there's 0 chance of prosthetics and you can never sit down. Not only that but all of your urine and feces have to drain into tubes and I can't imagine the kind of skin breakdown, irritation, and infections he's been encountering. He probably can't eat a normal diet anymore either. This isn't even getting into all the other organ damage he probably has.
The lack of a penis would be the last thing I'd be upset over given this situation. I'd rather go dickless than deal with this.
> I'd rather go dickless than deal with this.
But this includes going dickless. Of course you'd rather go dickless than go dickless plus lose everything else below your torso.
you have aspergers
You can still mount it elsewhere but it is harder. I can't believe he's still alive. How is he not depressed.
>How is he not depressed.
He's on the stratosphere 24/7. Imagine the amount of painkillers he has to take every single day.
within 10 years this guy will have a mecha lower body that he just kinda sits on top of
bet
They're just waiting for him to think it's his decision. He can be like robocop.
He would never use it after, he’s a manlet now
the fatter you are the more poise you have
Need amputee gf so bad bros. I could carry her everywhere with my big muscles I'd be so incredibly hot. Where do I find em there must be some cuties with no legs and no boyfriend somewhere Jesus please send me a sign!
Disability homes? But they have laws against these sorts of things. As a professional caretaker you're not allowed to have sex with anyone directly under your care.
Who's gonna find out? Remember this? https://www.npr.org/2019/05/23/726207219/disabled-woman-who-gave-birth-at-care-facility-may-have-been-impregnated-before
it’d be cute to have a custom sling and just wear her like a backpack and feeding her lots of tasty snacks
More like wear her like a baby sling on your chest
it wasn't an amputee but you totally reminded me of this anon either here or on IST tbh i don't remember but he had like a downie real deal autist gf; a chubby one at that. it was both pretty hot and incredibly wholesome and although could have been larping it seemed quite legit.
They made a video game about this guy where you crawl around a facility and shoot monsters.
I think it's called endoparasytic or something.
>I have abs and I exercise already but my poise didn't increase.
so a dyel? sounds like you're at beginning of your workout journey, how much do you weight?
Why wouldn't you have a nice day at this point? You can't walk, you can work out, you can't frick, you can't work, so someone else has to take care you, you can't even piss or shit normal person.
How would you have a nice day without assistance?
He has one arm left. He can cut his neck with a knife.
if he ever goes back to the hospital (which he probably will) and they give him an iv (which they probably will) he can chew it open and blow bubbles into his bloodstream
>I'm autistic and play dark souls.
many such cases!
Do you just have abs or do you have a strong core? You can do shit like deadlifts, squats, and those lunges with the kettlebell held upright for better core activation. If you're doing windshield wipers, sit ups, and russian twists you've missed the original purpose of your core muscles.
Dustin Porier has that crazy ass poisemaxxing core
>But anon, I don't want to look like that, it's unaesthetic
I KNOW BUT YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR BRAIN. YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO SPOONFEED YOU YOUR PERFECT INTERSECTION BETWEEN POISE AND AESTHETICS
>max poise
>still got permastaggered by khabib
When are they going to buff this shit?
Poise never helped against grab attacks casul
Thanks anon
that looks exactly like what someone with good poise would look like but it looks like it's more his lack of hips
I'd be begging for death
IIRC he is Christian and has a white gf and they live happily together. He is unironically living a better life than most of us.
he's not, I may be single and ugly but I can crank my hog and scratch my toes
>white gf
>can't frick her
>can't even jerk off to her being fricked by other dudes
That's arguably worse than just being a permavirgin. In fact, it's infinitely worse, we're on some Harlan Ellison-tier shit here.
I am a homosexual so I can do none of those things either.
honestly whats the point
Learn to paint, sell art guaranteed due to the life story attached to the name. Do talks at schools and shit, once again guaranteed due to shock value. Use these to develop yourself socially and mentally, get better at influence, learn to be a talking piece for virtue signalers and eventually turn yourself into someone of actual status and wisdom. Be able to afford the assistance required to live comfortably and live well through your connections and interests.
Or watch tv I guess
>Robot arm
Fricking /fraud/
Taking damage IRL is moronic. Don't. A child can stab you and you can die from the bloodloss.
>WE SAVED HIM!
Is it wrong that this kind of shit sort of makes me feel better about myself?
I just had a shit day at work, but holy frick I'd rather have 1 trillion of those shit days at work than have my penis and most of my limbs cut off like that.
No, perspective that generates gratitude is a blessing
This
The healthy man wishes for many things, the unhealthy man wishes for only 1.
The most important thing in life is to be healthy.
You need to condition with things hitting and pushing you. Have a buddy punch your tummy during workout. Join a local rugby group. Signup at your nearest pro wrestling dojo
if you play DS3 you should already be used to not having poise.
This guy is so incredibly brave to have a smile on his face despite his horrific injuries.
in that pic hes high as frick on opiates
This dude is permanently in orbit with the massive amount of painkillers he takes. I bet the moments where his feet are on the ground, he's wishing death upon himself
>the moments where his feet are on the ground
not anymore lmfao
>Look guys, we saved him!
I hate modern medicine so much. This is inhuman.
Is it weird that i find this image hot? A permanently crippled cute boy that had a whole life ahead of him, now completely reliant on his carers
It means your a mentally ill degenerate
Please consider suicide or at the very least self harm
There's a point where Medical Science just has to say NO.
This is it for human. He's a great experimental candidate to become a cyborg.
IST will claim there's no excuse for this poor soul not to hit the weights and be the "best" possible version of himself.
If you're not going to die, then you might as well be the best version of you you can be.
What point would there be in him achieving 5% body fat? So dickheads on this forum could then claim he has an impressive set of abs? Get a clue.
What's the point of anything?
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>What point would there be in him achieving 5% body fat? So dickheads on this forum could then claim he has an impressive set of abs? Get a clue.
nobody should improve ever, get a vlue
Thats just fricking cruel
Unlike in Souls, real life poise is all about mind muscle connection as well as stability brought about by using proper balanced form, which is aided through superior mind muscle connection.
Lift a lot, really focus on body control, do calisthenics, same thing, practice a combat sport such as boxing and/or something involving kicks. Also incorporate wrestling to work on full body manipulation when it comes to grappling.
Lastly, and this will require a trusted master/mistress, find someone to tie you up and brutalize you. I'm talking restraints, whips, hot oil, wiener and ball torture. You need to get used to pain so that you don't flinch at being hurt. No pain, no gain. You must learn to like it with every ounce of your being. Every stiletto stomp on the tip of your wiener must be not only welcomed, but sought after. Whip cracks must become music, piss must become the Nectar of the Gods of Olympus, shit must become the elementary school pudding cups.
The road is long, torturous, unenviable, and seemingly endless, but I promise you, on the otherside is a being of defiance who is INDOMITABLE.
Post the evidence of your training on a weekly basis to IST.
Godspeed, Warrior.
The surgery they did on this guy is one of the most gruesome but fascinating things I have ever read about. It’s called a Hemicorporectomy and it is basically the rarest surgery on Earth. Last time I checked it had only been done like 6 times
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>Hemicorporectomy
Damn, they literally remove the lower spine, so this guy is basically "sitting" on his rib cage.
This thread is probably top 5, or top 3 most actual existential horrors I've witnessed occurring in real life and not just torture porn or gore fiction. This is unreal.
alright do NOT check any Youtube related news today then
Couldn't they have emptied the shit and piss bags before taking the pics?
didnt the doctors ask themselves "yes we can save him, but should we?"
If he had a dick I would say save him. If he can make money as a freak to support his family then his life may have some meaning.
Practice Sumo the irl poise sport
>that guy has a wife and you don't
I wonder what she does when she's horny
>i wonder what she does when she's horny
Probably puts her pussy and butthole in his face, same as any woman
I mean body not withstanding he’s a very good looking guy. Good looks plus savior complex in the girl and I don’t find this surprising.
Has a FWB on the side, obviously. Virtue signaling relationships like this never work out for obvious reasons.
Modern medicine has gone too far, they should have let him die with dignity. Traumatic hemicorporectomy used to be (and sometimes still is) classified as "injuries not compatible with life", which would allow paramedics to load you on opioids and let you die peacefully.
>Emergency rooms and ambulance service policies advise against the resuscitation of such patients. The UK's National Health Service, for example, in its "Policy and Procedures for the Recognition of Life Extinct" describes traumatic hemicorporectomy (along with decapitation) as "unequivocally associated with death" and that such injuries should be considered "incompatible with life" in patients under 18.[8] The National Association of EMS Physicians (NAEMSP) and the American College of Surgeons Committee on Trauma (COT) have also released similar position statements and policy allowing on-scene personnel to determine if patients are to be considered unresuscitatable.[9]
Medicine and surgery need to improve somehow and that requires humans to operate in.
His surgery is a gift to the medical field.
his surgery was the definition of """success""". There is no way to improve losing half your torso. Yeah I get that 100 years ago losing limbs might have been a death sentence, but there has to a limit somewhere. Maybe head transplantation (into a dead but healthy body) is the future?
>NHS
Yeah m8 don't even bother with a death panel, let the parawagie make the call. Can't have some poor Geordie frick soaking up resources when Poojeta's octuplets are due anyway.
Train yourself to take as momentous of an impact as you are able without moving or losing your stance. And example would be to swing a heavy bag from 90 degrees directly into your body. Obviously work up to 90 degrees but do this thousands of times and you'll be a tank.
is it possible we could rebuild him?