Do you you increase poise IRL?

I'm autistic and play dark souls. How do I poisemaxx? I have abs and I exercise already but my poise didn't increase.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weighing more and probably developing better legs, back, traps, and neck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fatter you are the more poise you have

      To some extent I agree, I don't want to lose mobility though. I've been doing dumbbell swings. What BMI should I aim for?

      • 4 weeks ago
        I ignore women

        Just stretch, deadlift and bulk, brother, it ain’t easy but it ain’t too hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, bulk until you resemble Smough's armor.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no penis
    might as well die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is that it was self inflicted. If I remember correctly he was operating a forklift and wasn't certified. Then he steps out the forklift while it was in drive, and proceeded to get ran over by it and pinned in the wall or structure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If I remember correctly he was operating a forklift and wasn't certified
        they never learn...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And he's british. Never stood a chance.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was in a forklift accident and because he wasn't certified he did know the golden rule, which is too never attempt to leave the forklift unless stationary, he attempted to escape the forklift when slipped down a hill I think, and then he got crushed by it.

        And he's british. Never stood a chance.

        He's American you moron, if he was British he would have been left to die because the helicopter would have taken 14 hours to arrive.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get your forklift certifications, kids

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who else is forklift certified in here?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I used to be but I didn't re-certificate so it's expired for eights years already.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot pic.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only costs $50 to renew your high risk work license for 5 years in australia.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep I haven't touched a forklift in 4 years but I'm certified for another 3 lmfao.
                I'm gonna stay certified for life if the price stays this low

                Never know when you might need it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf is a,c,d,z?

                https://i.imgur.com/j1irZSR.jpg

                Forgot pic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is free here (payed by the company you are working for) but I never worked in the warehouse. Just wasted corporate money for fun because I used to keep R&D samples in one rack in the warehouse so I asked to get me the licence otherwise I am not gonna take care of that shit because it is dangerous for unauthorized people to work there.

                Wtf is a,c,d,z? [...]

                My country probably has different classes like manual, electric, diesel, low-lifting, high lifting, steering wheel operated, up to 5 tons, over 5 tons etc. I only rememrber the Z which were "special trucks" like reach trucks and picker trucks (pic related).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot pic again

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im licenced on telehandlers up to 7.5 meters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The complete lack of a pelvis means there's 0 chance of prosthetics and you can never sit down. Not only that but all of your urine and feces have to drain into tubes and I can't imagine the kind of skin breakdown, irritation, and infections he's been encountering. He probably can't eat a normal diet anymore either. This isn't even getting into all the other organ damage he probably has.

      The lack of a penis would be the last thing I'd be upset over given this situation. I'd rather go dickless than deal with this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > I'd rather go dickless than deal with this.

        But this includes going dickless. Of course you'd rather go dickless than go dickless plus lose everything else below your torso.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have aspergers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can still mount it elsewhere but it is harder. I can't believe he's still alive. How is he not depressed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How is he not depressed.
          He's on the stratosphere 24/7. Imagine the amount of painkillers he has to take every single day.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        within 10 years this guy will have a mecha lower body that he just kinda sits on top of

        bet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're just waiting for him to think it's his decision. He can be like robocop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He would never use it after, he’s a manlet now

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fatter you are the more poise you have

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need amputee gf so bad bros. I could carry her everywhere with my big muscles I'd be so incredibly hot. Where do I find em there must be some cuties with no legs and no boyfriend somewhere Jesus please send me a sign!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disability homes? But they have laws against these sorts of things. As a professional caretaker you're not allowed to have sex with anyone directly under your care.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's gonna find out? Remember this? https://www.npr.org/2019/05/23/726207219/disabled-woman-who-gave-birth-at-care-facility-may-have-been-impregnated-before

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’d be cute to have a custom sling and just wear her like a backpack and feeding her lots of tasty snacks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like wear her like a baby sling on your chest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't an amputee but you totally reminded me of this anon either here or on IST tbh i don't remember but he had like a downie real deal autist gf; a chubby one at that. it was both pretty hot and incredibly wholesome and although could have been larping it seemed quite legit.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They made a video game about this guy where you crawl around a facility and shoot monsters.
    I think it's called endoparasytic or something.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have abs and I exercise already but my poise didn't increase.
    so a dyel? sounds like you're at beginning of your workout journey, how much do you weight?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't you have a nice day at this point? You can't walk, you can work out, you can't frick, you can't work, so someone else has to take care you, you can't even piss or shit normal person.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would you have a nice day without assistance?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has one arm left. He can cut his neck with a knife.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if he ever goes back to the hospital (which he probably will) and they give him an iv (which they probably will) he can chew it open and blow bubbles into his bloodstream

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm autistic and play dark souls.
    many such cases!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you just have abs or do you have a strong core? You can do shit like deadlifts, squats, and those lunges with the kettlebell held upright for better core activation. If you're doing windshield wipers, sit ups, and russian twists you've missed the original purpose of your core muscles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dustin Porier has that crazy ass poisemaxxing core

      >But anon, I don't want to look like that, it's unaesthetic

      I KNOW BUT YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR BRAIN. YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO SPOONFEED YOU YOUR PERFECT INTERSECTION BETWEEN POISE AND AESTHETICS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >max poise
        >still got permastaggered by khabib
        When are they going to buff this shit?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Poise never helped against grab attacks casul

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon

      https://i.imgur.com/vfDevzN.jpg

      Dustin Porier has that crazy ass poisemaxxing core

      >But anon, I don't want to look like that, it's unaesthetic

      I KNOW BUT YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR BRAIN. YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO SPOONFEED YOU YOUR PERFECT INTERSECTION BETWEEN POISE AND AESTHETICS

      that looks exactly like what someone with good poise would look like but it looks like it's more his lack of hips

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be begging for death

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC he is Christian and has a white gf and they live happily together. He is unironically living a better life than most of us.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's not, I may be single and ugly but I can crank my hog and scratch my toes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white gf
      >can't frick her
      >can't even jerk off to her being fricked by other dudes
      That's arguably worse than just being a permavirgin. In fact, it's infinitely worse, we're on some Harlan Ellison-tier shit here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am a homosexual so I can do none of those things either.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly whats the point

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to paint, sell art guaranteed due to the life story attached to the name. Do talks at schools and shit, once again guaranteed due to shock value. Use these to develop yourself socially and mentally, get better at influence, learn to be a talking piece for virtue signalers and eventually turn yourself into someone of actual status and wisdom. Be able to afford the assistance required to live comfortably and live well through your connections and interests.

      Or watch tv I guess

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Robot arm
    Fricking /fraud/

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taking damage IRL is moronic. Don't. A child can stab you and you can die from the bloodloss.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WE SAVED HIM!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it wrong that this kind of shit sort of makes me feel better about myself?

    I just had a shit day at work, but holy frick I'd rather have 1 trillion of those shit days at work than have my penis and most of my limbs cut off like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, perspective that generates gratitude is a blessing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The healthy man wishes for many things, the unhealthy man wishes for only 1.
        The most important thing in life is to be healthy.

        This

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The healthy man wishes for many things, the unhealthy man wishes for only 1.
      The most important thing in life is to be healthy.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to condition with things hitting and pushing you. Have a buddy punch your tummy during workout. Join a local rugby group. Signup at your nearest pro wrestling dojo

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you play DS3 you should already be used to not having poise.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is so incredibly brave to have a smile on his face despite his horrific injuries.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in that pic hes high as frick on opiates

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This dude is permanently in orbit with the massive amount of painkillers he takes. I bet the moments where his feet are on the ground, he's wishing death upon himself

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the moments where his feet are on the ground
        not anymore lmfao

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Look guys, we saved him!
    I hate modern medicine so much. This is inhuman.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird that i find this image hot? A permanently crippled cute boy that had a whole life ahead of him, now completely reliant on his carers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means your a mentally ill degenerate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please consider suicide or at the very least self harm

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a point where Medical Science just has to say NO.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is it for human. He's a great experimental candidate to become a cyborg.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IST will claim there's no excuse for this poor soul not to hit the weights and be the "best" possible version of himself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not going to die, then you might as well be the best version of you you can be.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What point would there be in him achieving 5% body fat? So dickheads on this forum could then claim he has an impressive set of abs? Get a clue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point of anything?
        >
        >What point would there be in him achieving 5% body fat? So dickheads on this forum could then claim he has an impressive set of abs? Get a clue.
        nobody should improve ever, get a vlue

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats just fricking cruel

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike in Souls, real life poise is all about mind muscle connection as well as stability brought about by using proper balanced form, which is aided through superior mind muscle connection.

    Lift a lot, really focus on body control, do calisthenics, same thing, practice a combat sport such as boxing and/or something involving kicks. Also incorporate wrestling to work on full body manipulation when it comes to grappling.

    Lastly, and this will require a trusted master/mistress, find someone to tie you up and brutalize you. I'm talking restraints, whips, hot oil, wiener and ball torture. You need to get used to pain so that you don't flinch at being hurt. No pain, no gain. You must learn to like it with every ounce of your being. Every stiletto stomp on the tip of your wiener must be not only welcomed, but sought after. Whip cracks must become music, piss must become the Nectar of the Gods of Olympus, shit must become the elementary school pudding cups.

    The road is long, torturous, unenviable, and seemingly endless, but I promise you, on the otherside is a being of defiance who is INDOMITABLE.

    Post the evidence of your training on a weekly basis to IST.

    Godspeed, Warrior.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The surgery they did on this guy is one of the most gruesome but fascinating things I have ever read about. It’s called a Hemicorporectomy and it is basically the rarest surgery on Earth. Last time I checked it had only been done like 6 times

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=4AIsMUqh41L8BP-Y

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hemicorporectomy
      Damn, they literally remove the lower spine, so this guy is basically "sitting" on his rib cage.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This thread is probably top 5, or top 3 most actual existential horrors I've witnessed occurring in real life and not just torture porn or gore fiction. This is unreal.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          alright do NOT check any Youtube related news today then

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't they have emptied the shit and piss bags before taking the pics?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt the doctors ask themselves "yes we can save him, but should we?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he had a dick I would say save him. If he can make money as a freak to support his family then his life may have some meaning.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Practice Sumo the irl poise sport

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy has a wife and you don't
    I wonder what she does when she's horny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i wonder what she does when she's horny
      Probably puts her pussy and butthole in his face, same as any woman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean body not withstanding he’s a very good looking guy. Good looks plus savior complex in the girl and I don’t find this surprising.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has a FWB on the side, obviously. Virtue signaling relationships like this never work out for obvious reasons.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern medicine has gone too far, they should have let him die with dignity. Traumatic hemicorporectomy used to be (and sometimes still is) classified as "injuries not compatible with life", which would allow paramedics to load you on opioids and let you die peacefully.
    >Emergency rooms and ambulance service policies advise against the resuscitation of such patients. The UK's National Health Service, for example, in its "Policy and Procedures for the Recognition of Life Extinct" describes traumatic hemicorporectomy (along with decapitation) as "unequivocally associated with death" and that such injuries should be considered "incompatible with life" in patients under 18.[8] The National Association of EMS Physicians (NAEMSP) and the American College of Surgeons Committee on Trauma (COT) have also released similar position statements and policy allowing on-scene personnel to determine if patients are to be considered unresuscitatable.[9]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Medicine and surgery need to improve somehow and that requires humans to operate in.
      His surgery is a gift to the medical field.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his surgery was the definition of """success""". There is no way to improve losing half your torso. Yeah I get that 100 years ago losing limbs might have been a death sentence, but there has to a limit somewhere. Maybe head transplantation (into a dead but healthy body) is the future?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NHS
      Yeah m8 don't even bother with a death panel, let the parawagie make the call. Can't have some poor Geordie frick soaking up resources when Poojeta's octuplets are due anyway.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Train yourself to take as momentous of an impact as you are able without moving or losing your stance. And example would be to swing a heavy bag from 90 degrees directly into your body. Obviously work up to 90 degrees but do this thousands of times and you'll be a tank.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible we could rebuild him?

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