Went in for a physical and afterwards doc got all serious and asked if I’m using steroids.
He said I show a lot of the signs and suggested I start doing blood work.
The fricker would NOT believe I’m Natty.
Guess I finally made it Bros
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Shut the frick up fatass
Normally I’d respond “post body” but that image is funny as frick so you get a pass
I'd try this myself but I'm not downloading one of these demonic apps under any circumstances
>doubting the nattiness of that physique
that guy was just salty
Post a picture from 3 meters away
also your physique looks weird, big arms small torso
he asked if youre using steroids because you have tiny raisin balls
Probably because he didn't see you shirtless
Great, you get a referral to an endo so you can get some roids.
Mate what the frick were you thinking of with those tats?
I used to be a scrawny scene kid, so I made some questionable decisions with my body. Don’t ask to see my ass…
He spent a long time feeling down there, but I don’t think my balls are smaller than average. I’ve not felt other balls to compare. Maybe around the size of green olives?
You post body first. I focus on aesthetics so I work arms and chest mostly.
>Don’t ask to see my ass
I'll bite, post ass.
>Maybe around the size of green olives?
Isn't that small?
Mine are the length of a large egg.
Not as round as an egg, more flat, but the length of a large egg.
You guys should meet up and compare irl
Me too but I have 11,5 inch dick (flaccid)
doesnt that get uncomfortable when you're trying to wear skinny jeans?
you might consider gear just to make it easier to fit into pants
>You post body first. I focus on aesthetics so I work arms and chest mostly.
what's your problem homosexual
That angle isnt doing you any favors and that's why everyone's laughing at you
100% legit story
they thought the same about me. But it was because I have gyno
>The fricker would NOT believe I’m Natty.
Don't worry OP I believe you
OP this is a terrible larp, what "signs" did the doctor say he saw that led him to believe you were using steroids?
Also, and i cant emphasize this enough, absolutely no one is going to think you're using steroids because you look like shit lmao
Unironically you look terrible, normally I would tell someone whos' clearly a beginner like you to stick with the gym, but
He didn’t get specific, he just kept telling me about the dangers and telling me I should be honest with him for my own good.
Have you never been to the doctor? They rush you in and out of there. Whole conversation about it was probably 2 minutes of me telling him I’m natural and him saying I could have heart problems or liver problems.
Also, post body. I bet I mog you.
knock it off Black person nobody with 2 brain cells to rub together would accuse you of roiding
Frick this, you are all a bunch of crabs. I’m going to keep the confidence boost I got from a medical professional rather than let you bring me down
tight
Kek, us not buying into your LARP is not crab mentality.
either you're larping or he sees that you actually try to lift and wants to scare you into not doing gear
Most medical professionals have zero idea about fitness, I mean it's not really a subject they study in school, so that opinion is completely worthless. On the other hand your physique is barely above average, you got a disgusting amount of body hair plus fricking awful tattoos, you remind me of AlphaDestiny's shitty "Bear mode" and "Intimidation factor" copes. You also look short
most IST posters also have zero idea about fitness. I'm more inclined to trust a professional than someone here who talks shit and wont post body.
Body hair is manly, don't be jealous
Is your doctor blind?
>got a pimple on my arm and popped it, leaving a pock (gone now)
>wife sees it and spends half an hour trying to get me to admit to roiding
Sorry baby I’m natty… god I wish I was blasting
kek. Hardest mire ever. But signs (other then your genormous physique) ?