>does a bunch of retarded stunts. >spends 20 years drinking everyday as an alcoholic

>does a bunch of moronic stunts
>spends 20 years drinking everyday as an alcoholic
>does every hard drug known to man
>randomly attacks strangers on the street
>goes on week long meth and crack fueled binges
>becomes ill with pneumonia and gets put in a breathing machine
>is still alive and earth rocking

Health wise how is this possible?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you were talking about Arnold & that was a picture of Arnold before I enlarged it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ditto.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He maxed out Luck and charisma and neglected everything else

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cause I'm fkin Bam Margera.. and I do what I want!

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is interesting watching unhealthy degenerates like Bam, Boogie, and even Big Lenny manage to outlive their life expectancy. I guess it just proves that genes are everything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bam's only 43, I'd bet money he doesn't make it to his 60s.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He will kill himself soon. I rewatched the old jackass recently and while kino Bam has no idea how to fall. Watch anything with him and you will see him bounce his brain on every fall. No roll or anything just a dead thump. He probably has brain damage you can see on CT like an American football player

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bam's only 43, I'd bet money he doesn't make it to his 60s.

      You guys seem to think being alive is some kind of achievement, you have no idea how much he suffers or gets tired from walking or just coughs from a set of stairs, or mental issues you don't see. You think if you gave 12 yo Zyzz a choice between the life he had and Boogie's life, he would have chosen Boogie's?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Granted it's probably hard for him but he's also a multi millionaire. He has all the resources to fix himself, he just lacks the brain capacity to carry through

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starting to think that sober straight edge shit is a psy ops to make people die sooner so the government doesn't have to pay benefits.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        try being an addict, its absolutely terrible. it might seem fun from the outside but people dont see the times the addict are sitting alone feeling like absolute garbage waiting for the next hit to stave of the withdrawals. you dont have to be straight edge but moderate your intake and dont become addicted.
        >make people die sooner so the government doesn't have to pay benefits.
        how would straight edge make you die sooner? also, guess who makes a shitload of money from cartels and alcohol sales

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genetics. Some peole can handle drugs better than others. Look at Ozzy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ozzy isnt the way he is because of the drugs he has a disease that makes him like that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, Ozzy is an exampe of GOOD genetics. The guy spent the majority of his career drunk and high and he's like 80 now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he means that Ozzy can handle drugs better because he's still alive and that's kinda miraculous

          ozzy can't tie his shoes or change his own diaper. Sharon is the only thing keeping him alive

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Come on now, he absolutely has handlers sharon doesn't have to do shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he means that Ozzy can handle drugs better because he's still alive and that's kinda miraculous

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is still alive
    That's the easy part though, the hard part is waking up each and and have a life worth living

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's 43, there's plenty of 40 somethings that are alcoholics or drug addicts. The fact that you had to make this "wow guys, isn't it impressive that this 40 year old isn't dead yet" thread shows how fricked up he is and like the other anon said at this rate he's not gonna make it to his 60s.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong bros...

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    EARTHROCKERS WU@

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 years ago he was worth $50 million, now he's worth $1 million

    I don't think he's got long left to live tbh.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strigoi on his sneakers
    a real earth rocker

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    out of 1000 people just like Bam, how many of them are alive to this day?
    He might be living now, but he is also famous and has the support systems of many celebrities. Try doing that being a broke peasant.

    He's fortunate to be alive and well

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Italian genes
    constitution of an ox
    >grow up skating doing stunts
    his nervous system and body is used into some hardcore shit and pain that most of us would not be able to handle

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love earth rockers

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I was trying to figure out the arm for like 9 secons

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he just has good luck.

    a family friend died from brain cancer after being diagnosed 9 years ago, he was only 40 years old. from what i know about his life, he lifted and ate healthy, was a family man and asked his doctor if he could make it to 60 because he had much more to do. The last part was the most saddest and heart breaking to hear...

    then you hear stories about c**ts who don't give a frick about their health and just keep living on, why is Fate and Fortune like this...?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically hate people who say shit like that
      uwu i have so much to do!
      Then fricking do it already. I'm 35 and have done everything i've wanted to do and i'm comfortable with a hot wife who somehow hasn't gotten fat in 10 years of marriage

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he took the vaxx

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