My gf has been shit testing me for the last few weeks and finally I snapped and backhanded the shit out of her. I instant got scared she’d call the cops but instead she started apologizing and begging for forgiveness. I was left wondering “wtf” that I started to leave so I could plan how to move states and she just latched onto my leg and begged me not to go. Now here we are and she is 100% back to normal and we’re fricking like 2-3 times a day
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So violence gets women to have sex with you? On it.
i wish i had the balls to slap my girlfriend. instead i just ignore the shit out of her til she comes full circle on her emotional meltdowns
No, but she did punched me in the chest before and whenever she accused me of being a bad bf, I remind her that she assaulted me and I never hit her.
Does that work?
You did well. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an butthole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fricking b***hy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fricking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.
I remember this pasta from ages ago. Always one of my favorites
>I remember this pasta from ages ago. Always one of my favorites
its making a come back lately, I dont know why. Wonder what Johnny is doing nowadays, shit was so cash
When I first met my gf she playfully slapped me after I pranked her. I then grabbed her hair and shook her head around hard af.
She started crying about how I hit her. I told her no. I didn't hit you. I shook you. Youre the one who slapped me. Don't touch my face again and I won't retaliate. She hasn't done it again, and I've never shook her again
Your grandfathers would beat the fricking shit out of you if they read this childish nonsense.
Even in the 50’s, women beaters were seen as cowardly homosexuals in need of physical correction.
this
it's emasculated men that need to beat women
I Love Lucy showed her husband frequently spanking her which was considered normal
Nice headcanon
>women beaters
Sean Connery was doing interviews in the 60's about how giving a woman a sound, singular slap was healthy.
A SHOUND SHINGULAR SHLAP LADS
There's a difference between a woman beater and an occasional slap, restraining a b***h, or pushing a b***h that's getting physical away/off of you when she starts going into hysterics and/or assaults you first.
Also, parents in the 50's found it socially acceptable to beat their children far worse than any housewives got it on a regular basis and/or would let the church, teachers, etc. put blisters on their asses for practically nothing. I wouldn't hold their opinion in high regard.
Don't let a b***h have an edge on you that you would never allow another man just because she's weaker. All being a woman should effect is how much force is used. If she starts breaking shit, grabs a knife, hits you first, starts trying to set the drapes on fire, throws your dog down the stairs, what are you going to do? Use your words? Slap some sense into a b***h and maybe she'll learn a lesson most men have already learned once or twice in their lives.
Don't haul off and just start wailing on a b***h like it's a real fight, or go Bas Rutten with the slap or you'll legit be a wife beater, but she can handle some Dynasty shit every once in a while if that's the world she wants to live in acting like a belligerent psycho.
All that said. Never slap your wife or mother of your children. You bought that crazy wholesale, she will resent you for every little word she's ever disliked let alone if you did something society will 100% always give her victim status for regardless of context, and one way or another she will be bound to you long enough to do 1000x worse than a little slap to your wallet, kids, psyche, etc. Crazy girlfriends though, ghosting is preferable, but a slap sometimes flips a b***h's whole domineering, bullying c**t personality into neutral so she can start acting like she's got some goddamn sense for the first time in her spoiled, entitled, privileged, but somehow always a victim life.
Bro you're not gonna slap a crazy b***h into sanity. If you're in that situation get the frick away. Don't be in a relationship with a woman you feel the need to slap in the first place lmao what the frick
Momentary sanity, yes.
I said ghosting was preferred, but sometimes a b***h just flat out deserves it to the extent that it'd be worth the jail time even if that shit was filmed and put on Youtube. If your stance is there's no reason to ever slap a woman it should also be there's no reason to ever hit a man as well. In which case you're just a pussy pacifist with an idiotic bias, or a hypocrite.
>she's drowning my kids
>just get out of there bro
>she's smearing shit on the walls
>don't pin her down and call the paddy wagon; the could look bad that you overpowered her like that
>don't ever teach a woman that freedom of speech from the gonvernment doesn't mean freedom of consequence from saying the most heinous, vile shit she can think of whenever she want
>just bounce and let her never think twice as she pulls that shit with the next guy, and the next guy, and the next guy...
You've clearly never had a bully at school or work and knocked his fricking block off to see the effect it has, not just in interactions with you, but others as well. Women you don't even have to go that far. A smack will suffice. No real harm. It works out, or she stays the same. Either way you should leave, but to not at least try to make the world a better place first, is simple cowardice. You are too afraid to slap a woman. Just bend over and let them peg you, no lube, first date after you pay their way. Fall into their design like a good little boy.
I’ve been lucky enough to have a sane home life growing up and a sane spouse but I had a bully growing up (similar size, fair fight) that got confident enough that he hit me. I punched him a few times and he pretty much immediately folded and started sobbing when he realized people could actually retaliate to his bullshit. All it took to completely end him being a massive bully to tons of kids and the principal pretty much congratulated me outright. It makes me wonder how many households with crazy women would be much saner if the next time they started slapping their husband over something completely inane (because they’re a bully) their husband lightly slapped them back even once. Would probably be a better world.
If you do it during sex you won't have to do it during arguments. Choking, spanking, slapping, and general manhandling within sex exist to assert your masculinity over her within the safe bounds of play.
If you don't sexually dominate her she'll shit test you constantly.
>The girl I talked to she's sort of neurotic
>Her crazy ex-boyfriend is really psychotic
>Scares the girl by threatening her life
>Says "Girl, you're dead if you're not my wife"
>Beats in her public, beats her in private
>Tried it 'round me, almost a riot
>Said "Forget him, don't you know he's a loser
>Who would love a woman turn around and abuse her?"
Before we started dating I "accidentally" made my now GF cry at work after some autism induced incident that was just a giant miscommunication. But she ended up being depressed and crying at work that I didn't know about until a few people told me
bw/height?
>slapping
Rookie move, could leave a black eye, bruising, redness. Grabbing her by the hair is far better.
Based.
That's how it should be. But women today don't know their place and you're just as likely to wind up arrested and forced into some anger management bullshit.