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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't a power clean and jerk?
    You heard it from me first folks. OP is certifiably a homosexual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a horrible post, that actually hurt to read. Frick you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Power
      >Jerk
      As far as a "complete" exercise goes, full clean + press does the most. Jerk only is advantageous for getting up more weight and for stability gains.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid c**t

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally all the muscles that matter on a man are uncolored

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my issue. I OHP 65lb dumbbells deadlifting those from the ground into position is all the deadlift I need frick that gay lift just do rows for back and you’re golden

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't think the muscles that produce all of the power in your body 'matter', you are a an undiagnosed moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vanity muscles are more important than the muscles that make up literally 75% of your total muscle mass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ignores that the dimorphism between men and women is disproportionately in the upper body, meaning upper body strength is literally what makes you a man, and is what women and nature have selected for in our species
        you're right, who needs arms anyway

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          75%+ of your muscle mass is found in the legs, hips, and back. This is where literally all of your strength comes from, not from your biceps and triceps. Obviously there's nothing wrong with training your arms and shit, but you should not neglect the legs/hips/back since that is where you will be putting on most of your muscle.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't even true, women's upper and lower bodies are similarly weaker

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >source: my ass
            you're wrong moron, this is not only widely accepted as a scientific fact (see picrel) but is also just common sense and clearly observable if you've ever seen a man and a woman before

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or you can have the best of both worlds and TRAIN BOTH YOU moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >durr obviously you need multiple exercises, no one is suggesting deadlift does everything
            read the thread you're in for fricks sake

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              phone posting should result in an immediate global permanent ban

              fricking screenagers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posting from the device where your IP is constantly changing should result in your IP getting banned, that'll stop those dastardly phoneposters
                noo please anything but issuing a ban that I won't even notice

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hardware ban

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >meaning upper body strength is literally what makes you a man
          Dope I'm going to tell this to all the transmen out there that they only need to hit upper body every day instead of hopping on HRT

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they can train upper body all they want and they won't reach the upper body strength of a man that's the whole point

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Conversely could a transwoman just train legs then to transition since those are feminine muscles?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                who said those are feminine muscles? the study I posted says men's legs are over 50% stronger than a woman's legs. I swear the average IQ on this board is about the same as in india... oh wait

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where in this reply chain did you post a study ?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                here

                https://i.imgur.com/uqe2zUr.jpg

                >source: my ass
                you're wrong moron, this is not only widely accepted as a scientific fact (see picrel) but is also just common sense and clearly observable if you've ever seen a man and a woman before

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your vanity muscles bro. Girls want those thicc arms

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a fatass just getting started. Having a hard time getting enough reps in doing both squats and deadlifts. Have been doing 10x5 benches and 10x5 deadlifts. Do squats hit a lot of different muscles that deadlifts miss?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deadlifts don't hit the quads and adductors (which make up most of your leg) anywhere near as much as squats do, so yeah they do

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >deadlifts dont hit the quads and adductors
        yeah they do

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never said they didn't, but objectively they don't hit them anywhere near as hard as squats

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And no exercise hits your mom's ass as hard as my hand.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you do high rep deadlifts?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5 reps is "high reps"
        do powerlards really

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          reps are listed first......dumb ass

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            find me a single example where someone has put the reps first ... wait did you really think 3x10 meant 10 sets of triples hahahaha you're so fricking stupid, I'm picturing you doing 8-12 sets of 3s and 4s for all your isolation exercises because "your program told you to" hahaha fricking moronic frick

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wait did you really think 3x10 meant 10 sets of triples
              it's called speed work newbie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > 3x10 meant 10 sets of triples

                I can't tell if you are moronic...because i'll feel bad if you have a learning disability.

                Now let's work this out together. Which number comes first in your example. 3, or 10?

                Did you say 3? Good job bud.

                Now what did I say? "Reps come first"

                Now...does the 3 come before the ten?

                You're doing great.

                Did you say yes? Great great work bud.

                That mean that 3 is the reps, and 10 is the sets.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                find me a single example where someone has put the reps first ... wait did you really think 3x10 meant 10 sets of triples hahahaha you're so fricking stupid, I'm picturing you doing 8-12 sets of 3s and 4s for all your isolation exercises because "your program told you to" hahaha fricking moronic frick

                damn it meant to reply to both of you.

                > 3x10 meant 10 sets of triples

                I can't tell if you are moronic...because i'll feel bad if you have a learning disability.

                Now let's work this out together. Which number comes first in your example. 3, or 10?

                Did you say 3? Good job bud.

                Now what did I say? "Reps come first"

                Now...does the 3 come before the ten?

                You're doing great.

                Did you say yes? Great great work bud.

                That mean that 3 is the reps, and 10 is the sets.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                effort posting to clear bait is such cringe

                what a pretentious Black person you are

                you're inability to discern is shocking and you shouldn't be allowed in public

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                looks like you got reverse baited

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                my god anon, I have no words

                fine I looked it up and you guys are right
                whatever meatheads

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              my god anon, I have no words

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only by morons

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          reps are listed first......dumb ass

          i only do singles and doubles

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >including frick up your back for the rest of your life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't know how to lift
      Learn to brace, learn how to hip hinge, and train your abs. If you're that scared then spam back extensions/jefferson curls/seated good mornings as a preventative measure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just takes one bad lift to frick your back forever. Ask the millions of fallen deadlifting soldiers.

        It's an extremely unsafe lift and if you are competing there are far better options

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          aren't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you recommend instead of deadlifting? I’m only doing bench, squats, and deadlifts.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            well first off SS is the biggest meme of all time. Drop that shit program, I cannot guide you but just know you don't need to start with starting strength.

            Mark ripplebreasts is a fat old boomer that is stuck in 1973 his glory days

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There are far better options
              >Doesnt name a single better option

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ask the millions of fallen deadlifting soldiers.
          Yeah egolifting gets you injured, no shit. Doesn't mean the exercise itself is bad, and again, if you're that terrified of the lift then you can simply take preventative measures to reduce the risk even further. I don't even know why this argument exists considering the fact that tons of people who *don't* deadlift (or do any physical activity at all) get back injuries, but no one mentions that for some reason.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and that's why it's shit
    More muscles worked = less work done on individual muscles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more than made up for by "more weight lifted"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not. You're better off isolating

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who looks better, the guy who deadlifts 600 or the guy who "isolates"
          Goodness gracious we solved this discussion years ago. IST used to actually understand lifting. I think this is an example of the society wide decline in intelligence and competence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why does every bodybuilder and powershitter and you know anyone who isn't a dyel do them?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gives you facet joint arthritis

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is a good exercise program to follow to lose weight and get stronger from basically no strength. I’m doing 5x10 65 pounds as my bench currently.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >learn how to deadlift
    >up to 2pl8
    >back feels funny after finishing
    >ask an expert to watch my form
    >he says its good
    >ask a mate later if deadlifts hurt when you start doing them even if you're doing them right
    >he said it took a year for deadlifts to stop hurting

    Can I speedrun where my discs get used to the pain or no?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you resetting properly before each rep?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deadlifting 2pl8mao
      lol
      t. 2.5pl8 chad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore IST.
      Look at all of the material and guidance, text and video, from Starting Strength.
      Follow the 5 step setup.
      Really pull the bar before you even lift the weight.
      Stop nocebo’ing yourself.
      You are not as fragile as you think.
      Many times back sensations can just be some fatigue, it’s not serious, you won’t snap, you’ve been conditioned into thinking back discomfort = physical injury. It’s just not true. As soon as I realised this, I made so much progress.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deadlifts have literally never hurt for me and shouldn't hurt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People tend to egolift with deadlifts, leading to injury. So long as you don't egolift, all should be well.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be expert deadlifting 6pl8s at gym
    >some dyel homosexual is deadlifting 2pl8s
    >thinks he's hot shit
    >asked me if his form is good
    >it's clearly garbage and he's ego lifting
    >tell him it's all good brah
    >notmyproblem.png
    >wait until he gets injured

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *actually does everything*

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    conventional deadlifts are the only lifts I ever seen God while doing. Max squat or max press/ohp doesn't get me close. I can see why people dedicate themselves to this one movement.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a disturbing thought, is everyone in the gym pretending to talk with God? Its just exercise jfc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >communicating with the axioms of the universe is 'disturbing'

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure, but not really

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay then show me your routine. there better not be anything else

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GOTTA LIVE IT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH GOD IT JUST MADE ME FASTER

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another excuse to not work hard

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