Does it matter when I ingest the protein? Does it have to be within a certain timeframe?

Does it matter when I ingest the protein? Does it have to be within a certain timeframe?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hottest to ever do it. Who comes close?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ashlyn rae
      Veronica Rodriguez
      Sia siberia
      Red fox
      Jia lissa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know how I know you're a coomer?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I never claimed otherwise

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sauce?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, it's soap.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Coomer website

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Veronica Rodriguez
        have you seen the video she shot with her sister?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          all my favorite western porn stars are retired or bogged now, I only have my JAV waifus now...

          link?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's new whores every year and you can switch them for free.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I dont know man, maybe its nostalgia but I feel like the quality is going way down
              maybe its because sluts can make much more money on onlyfans or twitch now
              the saddest thing is, that VR came to late for me to enjoy my favourite porn stars in it
              the current ones cant compete with stoya, eva lovia, august ames, leah gotti..

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >stoya
                Reddit tier pornstar. IST is Keri Sable clay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my cock doesnt care about reddit or IST

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's not even my type, but I busted so many thick nuts to this bitch back in the day. I think probably because she was the first time there was a popular porn whore who was younger than me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite all time waifu is a jav girl. Look up Runa Sezaki. She wasn't ever super popular, but is definitely the best.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >sisters
          Just did a quick search. One came from Venezuela to Miami and then Chicago; and the other was born in Vegas and always claimed Mexican heritage.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes you have to ingest it within 30 seconds after your boyfriend pops a loadon your chin

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the spider from the Mordor game?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would still marry her

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Several double-blind studies have shown that if you don't chug at least 50g of protein within 30 minutes of finishing your workout, that entire workout is pretty much rendered useless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what if you have two working eyes?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My ex wife was convinced any food eaten after 6pm was "wasted". She would try to steal my lunch when I worked overnights until I caught her and flipped shit.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ingest your shake within the anabolic window. So either directly - 2h after your workout.
    This will improve recovery

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sperm is not protein, is it?

  9. 1 month ago
    Fuck jannies

    I would bake an entire homemade cake with strawberry frosting for her birthday, during which we both enjoy the cake with some cheap Moscato from Kroger. Then when we've both finished approximately two glasses each, I would prop one of her legs up on my lap, remove her heel, dip her big toe into the tub of leftover strawberry frosting, and suck it clean while maintaining strong eye contact. When I've finished snacking on her toe, I'd take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom with the strawberry frosting in my other hand, where I'd gently whip her around me so I'm holding her from behind. Gently, I would kiss her neck and earlobe for a few minutes to warm her up, followed by assertively pushing her onto the bed face-down. After removing whatever underwear she may or may not be wearing, I'd kiss and lick up the back of her legs, starting from behind her knees all the way up to her anus. Then, I'd use two fingers to scoop a generous glob of strawberry frosting from the tub, whisper to her a promise that she's going to love this, then slowly start working it up inside of her butthole with my fingers. When the first glob is mostly packed inside her butthole, I'd go back for a second glob and take my sweet time repeating the process. Finally, I'd grab her wrists so as to keep her pinned down while I bury my tongue tonsil-deep into her butthole, insisting that she push the strawberry frosting out of her anus and into my mouth while I swallow as much of it as I can. This will eventually lead to her up on her knees, bucking her hips against my face while I continue servicing her asshole well after the frosting inside her is gone and she's on her way to her third...no, fourth orgasm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ebik

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ChatGPT?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? No, I typed that out manually the first time with my phone in one hand and dick in the other. I copy and paste it into every shit/off-topic/coomer thread since. I find it mildly humorous that jannies keep banning me over it, but they leave the shit threads still up. You reading this, jannies? Fuck garden gnomes, fuck morons, and fuck YOU.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Very important you eat it within 24-48 hours after training otherwise you've left gains on the table. Much like your protein.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Milky white skin only looks good with very dark or platinum blonde or red hair.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My peak coomerdom coincided with her heyday, and for like 1 year of that time I dated a chick who looked a lot like her (same facial expressions and everything) and had an insatiable appetite for cock.

    I've got the same basic phenotype as James Deen, who was my ex's fav male pornstar, and If her tumblr was any indication my ex got even sluttier after we broke up. In retrospect she would have loved all of the sexually perverted shit I was too polite to do to her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >In retrospect she would have loved all of the sexually perverted shit I was too polite to do to her.
      ok, I'm curious

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She really loved sucking cock, but was always too scared to really deepthroat cause one time she threw up from it. I saw some posts she made later about how much she loved it once she learned to do it, and it made me regret not coaching her to take the whole thing. she gave amazing head, but she could have been even better and i'm sad that I missed out on her career peak.

        She also always expressed interest in getting fucked in the ass, but said she wanted to save it for a special occasion. IDK if she's getting buttfucked now, but I also regret not popping her anal cherry.

        She liked exhibitionism, and we fucked in public a few times, but I think she would have gone all the way with it and let me fuck her in front of an audience.

        She loved being dominated and mild degradation, and I think she would have lost her mind (in a good way) if I got her a collar/leash and led her around, especially if it was in public or at a party and she wasn't wearing much. Same thing with doing a cumwalk or something like that.

        group sex and home movies were probably also on the table. If my current gf wanted to get gangbanged it would be a huge turnoff, but with this chick I would have done it in a heartbeat, and I think she was just too embarrassed to ask for that sort of thing.

        Same with being filmed. If she could have done it anonymously she would have loved the idea of a video of her sucking my cock being on the internet somewhere.

        The mildest and most achievable (but also sorta weirdest one) is that I wish I had fucked her while making her watch james deen fuck stoya.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neat, we have basically the same kinks except maybe the James Deen thing. Although I did fuck a girl who was into watching porn and talking shit about the girls in the scene. That was weirdly kinda hot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Talking shit like "she's not that hot, I suck dick better than that" etc?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes, or she'd watch the interview parts at the beginning of the scene where the girl is giving her backstory etc and she'd talk about girls she knew who were like that and how she hated them and then be like "oh, I hope he is really rough with her".

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This chick sounds fucked up, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't get kinda bricked up reading that.

                Did she like it rough or just watching other chicks get it rough?

                My ex was nowhere near the roughest I've been with, but there's something even hotter about a chick with more/milder limits letting you push them a bit than a chick with fewer limits letting you go hog wild.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends what you'd call rough I suppose, she said she'd never do anal then when we'd get going she'd say "oh my god, you have to fuck my ass" etc, although I'm thick enough that I never got all the way in there, and it was always too spur of the moment to do it in an actual proper planned way. But yeah, she loved watching rough anal, or spitroasts etc.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never watched porn with this chick, and I think part of why is we both thought the other would judge us for what we liked.

                There is literally nothing hotter than a chick begging you to fuck her ass, even if you never actually do it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, at this point in my life I had a shortcut on my computer desktop labelled "porn" or some euphemism thereof.

                Honestly I don't even enjoy anal that much to the extent I've done it. I just used to have a shit load of anal porn because it was weirdly common back then, and I suppose I just like the visual of a girls ass.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anal sex is mid at best in practice, it's the fact that she wants you to do it to her that's hot. Kinda like nutting on someone's face.

                During my coomer era I was fucking a chick who kept begging me to cum inside her and I pulled out and came on her stomach instead and she scooped it up and ate it while making eye contact with me and I nearly busted again at the sight of it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Heh, like 70% of my random degenerate thoughts these days are about cumming on random girls faces. I wonder if that's down to porn, or not.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Almost definitely due to watching lots of porn.

                I don't watch porn anymore, and I'd never ask to do it but I'd do it if I was asked to.

                I think now that I don't watch porn but I know how many women do I'm both hornier for ordinary women and more confident that they're perverts who want to do degenerate stuff.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, women who do watch it usually watch stuff that's rougher or a big D/s dynamic. I don't really watch it either, it pretty much lost it's novelty. Always had it on my bucket list to produce a scene though, maybe "star" but not even necessarily that. Just direct, shoot and edit.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't really matter, just eat carbs before and after your workouts for a performance boost and your protein trough the day

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you did you workout fasted you should get at least some of your protons in in the first 2 hours. Anything else is bro science.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta do 30 grams every 3-4 hours unless it interferes with your sleep. Ideally you would eat 50 grams 5 times a day, then sleep 9 hours.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wasted so many kids for this slut. unironically mightve nutted 100+ times for her.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This minature makes want to listen to some Sophie Ellis Bextor songs

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What ever happened to her?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She claimed some porn dude raped her then no one wanted to work with her

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worry less about your protein consumption window and more about your porn addiction

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Christopher, my son

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