Does this Gatorade ad set realistic expectations?

Does this Gatorade ad set realistic expectations?

https://twitter.com/Gatorade/status/1524099856834478081

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing about working out is that if you actually work out long enough and stop eating shit all the time you won't look like these fatties anymore, so I'm not sure what message the corporate garden gnomes are trying to push

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m impressed. Anyone else impressed by the fat moron too? I can’t do that.

      > I used to clown 4chansters for ~~*them*~~ posting
      > I finally realize they were right
      Just simply reading about the Weimar Republic makes you realize what ~~*they*~~ are doing

      [...]
      I haven’t done it at all and most people can’t. I can do handstand push-ups (on the wall) and like 15 pull-ups as a dyel but my point stands I’m impressed by this fat moron. I doubt Gatorade fit for hydration is meant for experts, it’s for retards who need an app for it.

      uhm hey guys how about we cool it with the antisemitism and racism? thanks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fuck off morongarden gnome

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        morongay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dilate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like dating apps: if the product really works, you stop using it. this means companies have to market products that don't work to people that will fail.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gatorade is a competitive business that cares more about market share. The effect this product will have on the popularity of soft drinks as a whole is largely irrelevant and may even be positive.

      Gatorade Fit has only 10 calories per 16.9 oz bottle, it enables someone to have a fruity drink after a workout without the sugar of fruit juice, it also contains salt unlike tap water which can lead to cramps if you forget to eat something salty, plus some vitamins. All in all it is a good product

      Their advert is a double entendre, it could show someone fat who wants to lose weight, in which case respect to them, or it could show some "fat acceptance" hysteric who is ok with their obesity and scientifically confirmed increased risk of heart disease which will cause misery for themselves and their families in the future. Again it is difficult to fault. Their marketing campaign was masterfully conducted.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I now associate gatorade with fat people and don't want to drink it because it makes me think of fat people.
        >masterfully conducted

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gator hands typed this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idea they're pushing is that being fat doesn't indicate a shit diet or ineffective workout. They stifle the populaces urges toward fitness and eliminate the possibility of a fitness fad reaction by already leading the fitness fad. I used to be a cool, but it looks like it's time to fat shame.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m impressed. Anyone else impressed by the fat moron too? I can’t do that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people can do it in a week. Two at most. I did it in my third try. Standing in your hands is way harder and actually a challenge

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What I hate about this is that that's the easiest iteration of that "trick". The center of gravity is better distributed and the challenge goes up as you need more mussels to keep the balance. See my terrible graph trying to explain this.
        Easier to the left, harder to the right

        I haven’t done it at all and most people can’t. I can do handstand push-ups (on the wall) and like 15 pull-ups as a dyel but my point stands I’m impressed by this fat moron. I doubt Gatorade fit for hydration is meant for experts, it’s for retards who need an app for it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What I hate about this is that that's the easiest iteration of that "trick". The center of gravity is better distributed and the challenge goes up as you need more mussels to keep the balance. See my terrible graph trying to explain this.
          Easier to the left, harder to the right

          Anon is right the sheer wieght and stress put on joints tendon etc. That were not designed to take that stress is impressive

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I haven’t done it at all
          Believanle
          >and most people can’t
          Wrong, if you're not a landwhale you can go from 0 to that shit in one week.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and most people can’t
            >Wrong, if you're not a landwhale you can go from 0 to that shit in one week.
            Therefore most people can’t. How could you write that and not look at your statement you based retard? If I said most kids can’t read will you go akshually

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What I hate about this is that that's the easiest iteration of that "trick". The center of gravity is better distributed and the challenge goes up as you need more mussels to keep the balance. See my terrible graph trying to explain this.
      Easier to the left, harder to the right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want you to know I appreciate you drawing the genitalia.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea what you’re drawing is intended to convey

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Center of gravity

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know anything about green screens and editing? There's probably a whole bunch of dudes holding her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im almost sure they just shooped her into that scene by flipping her body upside down. If you flip the image yourself, it looks like she's simply upright, and doing a lunge.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          good eye

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol good job

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice to see a fellow who understands calisthenics and the applied phisics. People really cant understant the dificulty of the exercises even tho you can figure it out using basic physics and i think its part of the reason it probably wont ever be as popular as weight lifting where you can be much more straight foward by knowing how good someone is at some exercises by the weight he can use to perform it
        (Sorry for the english its not my native languege and im sleepy)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a draughtsman and a scholar

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That just makes balancing easier. It doesnt magically make the weight you are supporting less.
        Physics doesnt break for fat people. She should not be able to hold up that much weight

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just think its funny how theres never videos of these fatties doing these things. And if there is, its like a 2 second clip that cuts off before we see them wheezing and recovering for 13 minutes.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that it depicts a fat ass doing some kind of exercise to improve themselves instead of "beautiful at any size" garbage with a hamplanet in lingerie looking like shes about to masturbate with a gatorade bottle

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fatty trying to improve herself by working out
    >shit on by fit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Company trying to shill to the fats
      >Shit on by IST
      Rightfully so

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a fucking actor, you idiot
      she's never exercised in her life

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > I used to clown 4chansters for ~~*them*~~ posting
    > I finally realize they were right
    Just simply reading about the Weimar Republic makes you realize what ~~*they*~~ are doing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly a fat woman in a diet sports drink ad is the collapse of civilization

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        collapse is an exaggeration. More like decay. Take a clearly unhealthy person, put them front and center to make other clearly unhealthy people feel normal, then advertise them sugar water. People like this shouldn't be catered too as it just brings us all collectively further down. They won't get better, for a quick buck companies will make it worse, and there's no societal pressure to change. How long before any sort of self responsibility completely disappears and we're a bunch of thoughtless mongos with no freedom of will, who's entire purpose is to be governed? This ad is just one facet of kaleidoscope of decay. We're on the downward trend and nothing or no one is pushing the brakes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hear hear

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Health and fitness product
        >Grossly overweight, ugly black women in product
        >Can not sat they are not fit or healthy
        >We all know they are not fit or healthy

        Fundemental double-think in action. We are hitting peak Weimar. I look forward to the next phase.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diet drinks that aren't water was the end. This is the last few seconds after the game ends before God clears the board and starts a new one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t like the current brand of consumerism, bring back old consumerism
      Truth is, you were Weimar’d the minute you wished it was the 50s again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weimar Republic
      can smoeone give me a quick rundown?
      i see people reference weimar a lot but why does this hjave to do with what is going on now? exccept for inflation maybe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was a cesspool of degeneracy, designed (with the help of the Entente after WW1) and controlled by ethnic garden gnomes against the will of the German people. Berlin in the 1920s established trannies, gay clubs, serial monogamy for women, gambling, divorce, brothels etc. Hitler was really nothing but a knee-jerk reaction to the gnomish headlock the Germans found themselves in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Financial scandals by garden gnomes
        >Barmat Scandal, Sklarek Scandal
        >Gay garden gnome Magnus Hirschfeld begins sex and gender butchery in Berlin
        >gnomish led Communist Party attempted to take over nation
        >garden gnomes carve out a short lived Socialist Republic and several others inside Germany

        Other issues
        >Hyperinflation
        >Weak executive office
        >Angry jaded veterans, betrayed
        >Rampant sex crime and violence in the streets
        >Government Corruption

        And the most overlooked is the natural yearning for people to be part of a blood and soil collection with typical family expectations. I hope we see it soon.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The key point here is that Pepsi Co has never added to human wellness and 9 times out of 10 they shill health right after a huge settlement that only atones for a fraction of their sins

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is not about trying to "improve herself" as some retards are spouting, it's about drinking sugar water while doing some esoteric bullshit exercises that don't really have a significant impact on health and staying fat so she drinks more sugar water.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine all that weight bearing down on that neck

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    Anonymous

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  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    some cute niggress might try that, and might end up killing herself. fr. no cap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we can only hope

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im actually impressed she could hold that pose long enough for the camera to get a clean still shot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that leg is way too extending compared to the other. 100% guarantee she didn't hold shit and they used a slow motion camera to pic a frame out of the middle

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    let garden gnomes subvert browns for a change

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate it. I'm black and I want to fuck black women but they're all fat now which makes them gross

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is like the third day in a row this has been posted. this is what they market to fat people to make them think gatorade brand sugar water is better than the sugar water they're already consuming. (they) market different things to actually fit people. like more and more niche vitamins and protein supplements, or amazon recommending me a 500 pack of hypodermic needles

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gatorade fit has 1g sugar. This is targeted towards fattys as a healthy drink for after working out. The model is a fellow fatty working out to not be such a fatty anymore. Basically the message is see even this fat piece of shit can work out and do hard yoga poses so drink our based goyslurp and stop being fat. What is the problem here?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    obese baboon

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do they think their market is?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, totally unrealistic body image. Bloatmaxx is too difficult. I can't eat 12 meals a day

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gross, then again you should know basically all big western companies are disgusting and would just love to kill you if they could get away with it

    if and when I ever want some sort of drink like this then I get some pocari sweat because I live next to a japanese supermarket.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would just love to kill you if they could
      they do, but slowly to maximize consoomption

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's their plan I guess
        also electrolyte drinks are not necessary most of the time. But I do drink them when I play tennis and it's hot outside

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          theyre good for hangovers too
          chug a bottle of gatorade before you go to sleep after a night of drinking
          boom no hangover

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    from the comments:

    >How many heavy set woman have snapped their necks since this add has come out?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >healthy hydration
    so they're selling water now?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gatorade fucked up. More than ever, women on social media are looking up to athletic women, and the fat acceptance movement has been left in the ‘10s. They’re five years too late (or too early?) for this sort of ad. Everyone wants to get in shape for the post pandemic summer and nobody is believing fatty copers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The woman on the ad is exercising.
      Granted, she looks like shit, but at least they made it look like she's trying.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/3+ of the US is overweight or obese, so I’d say yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That number is outdated. It’s 3/4 now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pffffahahahaha thanks for the update anon
        This information pleases me greatly

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >healthy real hydration part of your healthy routine
    >gatorade fit
    >implying normal gatorade is not already sold as a sports drink

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://twitter.com/Gatorade/status/1524099856834478081

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bet there are at least 2 green suit guys holding her legs

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is literally impossible that this fattys arms can static support that much weight without collapsing and her breaking her neck.
    Its about the equivalent of a female OHP 2 plates. Probably shopped or done with wires
    Gatorade should get sued if fattys start trying this. Many injuries will happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's mostly resting on top of her head so her neck is supporting the weight. There's 85lb third worlder kids carrying her bodyweight on top of their heads and walking up mountains right now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And her fat neck should break
        The smaller you are the more you can carry proportionally. I doubt those 3rd world kids are carrying more than 1.5 to 1.75 their body weight which still isnt what this fat whale weights

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