Very people who actually lift read Men's Health Magazine, that shit is aimed at insecure beginners. Also, I hate shit like this. Nothing about MHM writing about a fat trainer would bother me because it doesn't affect me, but the confrontational tone here makes me mad anyway (as it should). It's a cheap tactic along the lines of coming up to someone who isn't mad, poking them repeatedly, and saying "Why are you so mad?" until they actually get mad. Then you act like you won because oh look they're mad like you said. So irritating.
Pre-internet magazines were considered go to sources for information. Even during the the dial up days magazines we're still huge. You would actually buy a magazine because it had ab training tips or something. It would be some 2500 word fluff piece with a 7 point list at the end, but it was all we had. The only other option was to know someone who could show you new shit.
In the age of the internet they probably sell 2000 copies and month and 1500 of them are to waiting rooms. Helpful information and factual stories won't move any pulp so they have to come up with the stupidest shit to generate any buzz whatsoever. I'm assuming in current year they just went the SI route and ChatGPT all the content.
You hear Mike O'Natty talk about magazines like that was the gold standard, it absolutely was for fitness models at the time. I'm surprised any survived 2020. Have not been relevant since I was a kid. Now look at them lmao
>Pre-internet magazines were considered go to sources for information
Shit. I got all my gaming news from Game Informer when I was a kid until I got internet in 2006. I remember having to wait over a month to see the E3 reveal of the PS3.
Frick I also miss the demo discs from PlayStation Magazine
>Frick I also miss the demo discs from PlayStation Magazine
Oh frick that is pure nostalgia. Man I forgot how good games were from this era, like 95-2008-ish maybe, it was like a golden age. Even EA made great games.
I could kick through him. I could kick through his whole body, like a big slab of meat would be hollowed from my kick. I could penetrate any part of his body with my fist. He is like a walking vegana in a sense, a creature made wholly of estrogen.
>morbidly obese >søy elemental >fat arms with zero muscle >put in a dying magazine so they can virtue signal to other obese POSWOLs
why are we losing our minds? am I supposed to be jealous or something?
Nah just kind of sad. He could be an excellent personal trainer, but there's a reason this particular one is successful. He is marketable, and the environment that makes this man marketable isn't a healthy one. Maybe there's a silver lining. Maybe fitness is more approachable if your trainer looks like you. I don't know, it's all fallout from the obesity crisis.
Im bigger than him. Ill break his bussy
>foneposting
How is him overeating relevant to his personal training skills? Unless you need your trainer for motivation and not actual guidance.
Very people who actually lift read Men's Health Magazine, that shit is aimed at insecure beginners. Also, I hate shit like this. Nothing about MHM writing about a fat trainer would bother me because it doesn't affect me, but the confrontational tone here makes me mad anyway (as it should). It's a cheap tactic along the lines of coming up to someone who isn't mad, poking them repeatedly, and saying "Why are you so mad?" until they actually get mad. Then you act like you won because oh look they're mad like you said. So irritating.
*Very few people
Pre-internet magazines were considered go to sources for information. Even during the the dial up days magazines we're still huge. You would actually buy a magazine because it had ab training tips or something. It would be some 2500 word fluff piece with a 7 point list at the end, but it was all we had. The only other option was to know someone who could show you new shit.
In the age of the internet they probably sell 2000 copies and month and 1500 of them are to waiting rooms. Helpful information and factual stories won't move any pulp so they have to come up with the stupidest shit to generate any buzz whatsoever. I'm assuming in current year they just went the SI route and ChatGPT all the content.
You hear Mike O'Natty talk about magazines like that was the gold standard, it absolutely was for fitness models at the time. I'm surprised any survived 2020. Have not been relevant since I was a kid. Now look at them lmao
>Pre-internet magazines were considered go to sources for information
Shit. I got all my gaming news from Game Informer when I was a kid until I got internet in 2006. I remember having to wait over a month to see the E3 reveal of the PS3.
Frick I also miss the demo discs from PlayStation Magazine
>Frick I also miss the demo discs from PlayStation Magazine
Oh frick that is pure nostalgia. Man I forgot how good games were from this era, like 95-2008-ish maybe, it was like a golden age. Even EA made great games.
No, it makes me feel sorry for him that his entire personality if angering imaginary people.
>basedface
He is using the nail painting emoji. He has a sad life behind the facade
I could kick through him. I could kick through his whole body, like a big slab of meat would be hollowed from my kick. I could penetrate any part of his body with my fist. He is like a walking vegana in a sense, a creature made wholly of estrogen.
pottery
>Magazine
a dying medium, just like his heart
>janny selection screen
>fragile gym bros
How big of a meltdown would this dude have if you called him a fat frick? He looks like a melting ice cream cone.
personal trainers that are normal and actually train normal people earn like $60k a year, he probably makes $40k a year, why the frick would I be mad
"Fragile gym bros lose their mind"
It's literally that easy to get attention. Just don't. Do you read men's health? Do you like fatties? It's a waste of time. Go lift
i didn't even realise mens health was still a thing
In a few years I will no longer be mad and he will be dead.
imagine poking him with a sharp stick and then forcing him to chase you, but when he stops to catch his breath you poke him more lol
Sorry for the rushed job, frens.
masterful
Thanks, fren.
Have an improved.
Now, if someone could just finish the legs and add the moronic shoes back to the picture.
This guy somehow looks roughly twice worse than I do and I look like shit, don’t even lift I just come here to give nonsensical advice and fap.
Does being called plus sized really make these idiots feel better? Frickin fatties god damn
Call them POS (People of Size) instead they prefer it.
>liderally no muscle at all
>no neck
>far arms
>no chest
>all belly
>he is just a walking quad
jesus
>morbidly obese
>søy elemental
>fat arms with zero muscle
>put in a dying magazine so they can virtue signal to other obese POSWOLs
why are we losing our minds? am I supposed to be jealous or something?
Nah just kind of sad. He could be an excellent personal trainer, but there's a reason this particular one is successful. He is marketable, and the environment that makes this man marketable isn't a healthy one. Maybe there's a silver lining. Maybe fitness is more approachable if your trainer looks like you. I don't know, it's all fallout from the obesity crisis.
who on earth buys Men's Health Magazine
Dudes entire persona revolves around getting made fun of