Imagine having to make these stupid faces for your already stupid video, imagine friends and family seeing this shit. Imagine making money from this only for it to be molested from you via the federal tax system, what a Hell.
it is a thing, i know i did it, it just takes years - try to convince sb to do sth stupid for years to see results, lol wish i had before pics but it never crossed my mind that what i was doing would have such results, i've also never seen before and after photo proof of such transformation, maybe i'm just crazy and i always had mighty dong and i just imagined i was perfectly healthy average? nope, not crazy, wish i was, i'd have completely different memories...
month does frickall, he's measured inflammation and fluid buildup probably, that's reversible obviously, for me it started with taping out foreskin when idle, then i could last for hour full bore and beyond, every day for 2 years straight
the gizmo is unnecessary, besides after an hour in bath water skin will get wrinkles xD
it is a thing, i know i did it, it just takes years - try to convince sb to do sth stupid for years to see results, lol wish i had before pics but it never crossed my mind that what i was doing would have such results, i've also never seen before and after photo proof of such transformation, maybe i'm just crazy and i always had mighty dong and i just imagined i was perfectly healthy average? nope, not crazy, wish i was, i'd have completely different memories...
month does frickall, he's measured inflammation and fluid buildup probably, that's reversible obviously, for me it started with taping out foreskin when idle, then i could last for hour full bore and beyond, every day for 2 years straight
the gizmo is unnecessary, besides after an hour in bath water skin will get wrinkles xD
You CAN grow your dick a fair amount. But it's uncomfortable, takes time and is high risk.
Compression hanging is the only actual way of making your dick longer.
Compression hanging + pumping will make it bigger all around.
t. grew my dicque over 1cm in length within a month
It's even better than that.
Women don't actually care at all about penis size. For them it's all about their mood and how they feel about you emotionally.
If they are head over heels in love with you, they'll cumming the minute you prod the opening of their c**ts. If you did something to piss them off or they are flat out not in the mood, not even a 12" baseball bat dick will feel good to them.
I wish more guys would stop stressing and trying to analogize male preference patterns to female preference patterns. They just simply are not analogous.
This is only partially true. She can still come on a fat hog. It's just going to be a lot harder. But the payoff for making her cum when she wasn't even in the mood is god-like.
Dicklette cope will never understand.
You'll never cum as hard as a man having consensual sex with his wife, zero protection, she loves you more than life itself, and she's cumming her brains out.
>putting all your time, effort and energy into fricking a random prostitute ONCE
Bad investment.
It's even better than that.
Women don't actually care at all about penis size. For them it's all about their mood and how they feel about you emotionally.
If they are head over heels in love with you, they'll cumming the minute you prod the opening of their c**ts. If you did something to piss them off or they are flat out not in the mood, not even a 12" baseball bat dick will feel good to them.
I wish more guys would stop stressing and trying to analogize male preference patterns to female preference patterns. They just simply are not analogous.
>Women don't actually care at all about penis size
lol
If you got a small dick just say so.
Every woman I've been with commented my size. It's always either big, too big or bigger than their ex's.
Women do care, and they like sucking on a fat dick.
t. making women cum just from penetration
I have a 21cm dick and have stunned even seasoned turbo prostitutes with my size.
You'd know size is meaningless if you were ever in a long term relationship where there are moments she's not "in the mood".
The only proven way to grow is by passive, long term stretching (something like penimaster, or phallosan forte).
Your dick is not a muscle, it's spongy tissue. Any microtears you get need to be cemented in via constant stretching. It's more analogous to wearing braces.
All that being said, the studies show you may get as much as 0.5" in gains if you're lucky. Like any medical treatment, there is a sweet spot where things become affective. Too much tension and you risk breaking your dick, too little and you're basically doing nothing.
i own one. they're just temporary results. it gives your penis edema which makes your penis girthier for about 24 hours but your penis will look a little funny depending on how long you pumped for. it's a nice confidence booster for sure. edema is just fluid build up.... not from the water pump, but just bodily fluids.
probably not worth it since you would have to pump before a sexual encounter.
>probably not worth it since you would have to pump before a sexual encounter.
This is what porn stars do, along with viagra. Just dropping a note regarding how false porn is.
I disagree though. Gains can be permanent. I forgot that dudes name on youtube, who was an "expert" on this shit, and told you exactly how to do it. He died recently in like Thailand. Not from wiener pumping.
However, if you're like 6" already anyway, getting the extra half an inch really doesn't seem worth the risk/reward. Supposedly all this stuff is "safe", but just on a basic surface common sense level it seems like hooking your dick into a medieval stretcher contraption or other things that put constant undue strain on the tissues that are meant to inflate and deflate and are insanely delicate seems like a terrible idea.
Besides, everyone knows it's not just about length, it's about the length x diameter plus the weight over the girth all divided by the angle or "yaw" of the shaft squared.
Yes it works but takes years to have any visual difference, and you dont make your dick bigger but harder and pumping more blood which in turn makes it more fat
T. Obsessed with having a big dick
Hanging weights off your penis does in fact result in about an inch of increased length. This isn't ancedotal. There are countless studies you can look up online that reveal as much. No studies for increasing girth via PE but you can get permanent filler. Look up pmma bellafill. It's expensive but can also give you up to inch in girth.
dont really care about having a bigger dick, cant get more than 80% hard since a couple of years ago, should dropping 10 kilo and doing cardio help in the long run? im 1.80m 106kilo - 2/3/4/5 for reps
You need to lose 25kg bro. Maybe even touch 75’s and lean bulk. Even at 96 you are lardlord at 1,80 expect it you are pure muscle which I doubt because you wouldn’t post this in the first place.
Imagine having to make these stupid faces for your already stupid video, imagine friends and family seeing this shit. Imagine making money from this only for it to be molested from you via the federal tax system, what a Hell.
It's called capitalism
You have no idea what you are talking about
And he turns around and his tips his hat, like this, and I was like AMELIO!!!!
Daily reminder that "Alpha" M is 5'4
>only for it to be molested from you via the federal tax system
On the other hand you can deduct the cost of your penis pump
Made me chuckle
no these videos are clockbait moron
NO WAY???? you can make your penis grow????
You fricking imbecile, if it was a thing all the little insecure idiots like you wouldn't exist
it is a thing, i know i did it, it just takes years - try to convince sb to do sth stupid for years to see results, lol wish i had before pics but it never crossed my mind that what i was doing would have such results, i've also never seen before and after photo proof of such transformation, maybe i'm just crazy and i always had mighty dong and i just imagined i was perfectly healthy average? nope, not crazy, wish i was, i'd have completely different memories...
month does frickall, he's measured inflammation and fluid buildup probably, that's reversible obviously, for me it started with taping out foreskin when idle, then i could last for hour full bore and beyond, every day for 2 years straight
the gizmo is unnecessary, besides after an hour in bath water skin will get wrinkles xD
you sound crazy
so u're saying my memories are false?!
You CAN grow your dick a fair amount. But it's uncomfortable, takes time and is high risk.
Compression hanging is the only actual way of making your dick longer.
Compression hanging + pumping will make it bigger all around.
t. grew my dicque over 1cm in length within a month
no
No, you fricking moron.
Imagine taking "alpha male advice" from someone who unironically looks and acts like that
I mean guys take advice from the manosphere and cuck like jordan pedoson. so not very surprising
Temporally, yes
source: my penis and my hand
yeah, it also gives you ED
As much as a meme the penis pump has always been, it does actually work. Dicks can shrink, and also grow larger. Like muscles.
You have to get hard, pump it up, and kinda, well, frick it. I did it, and I went from 3.2 inches to just over 4 inches. Permanently.
>homie got a 4 inch willy
Hahahahahahaha im so sorry hahahahaha
Yeah but I am only into real young chicks so it makes up for it. Biggest most have ever seen.
Unless you're fricking 10 year old children, even random kids at their school got bigger dicks than you lmao
Who cares about penis size? If you got a women into bed she will have sex with you anyways and her pleasure doesn’t matter lol
It's even better than that.
Women don't actually care at all about penis size. For them it's all about their mood and how they feel about you emotionally.
If they are head over heels in love with you, they'll cumming the minute you prod the opening of their c**ts. If you did something to piss them off or they are flat out not in the mood, not even a 12" baseball bat dick will feel good to them.
I wish more guys would stop stressing and trying to analogize male preference patterns to female preference patterns. They just simply are not analogous.
shrewd
This is only partially true. She can still come on a fat hog. It's just going to be a lot harder. But the payoff for making her cum when she wasn't even in the mood is god-like.
Dicklette cope will never understand.
She cares
Still orgasmed though lol.
You'll never cum as hard as a man having consensual sex with his wife, zero protection, she loves you more than life itself, and she's cumming her brains out.
NTA and I would mostly agree, except we swing and there are entire higher levels of nutting that exist once you start involving additional people.
Gross
lmao you keep your hangups. I'll keep getting double blowies and tag teaming women with my wife.
And you'll be unironically spending eternity in hell.
No, I only spend time in hell ironically. (Also you're a fricking moron)
I'll take your word for it. Could never have another man frick my wife though. Another woman maybe but I don't think my wife would be down with that.
>putting all your time, effort and energy into fricking a random prostitute ONCE
Bad investment.
>Women don't actually care at all about penis size
lol
If you got a small dick just say so.
Every woman I've been with commented my size. It's always either big, too big or bigger than their ex's.
Women do care, and they like sucking on a fat dick.
t. making women cum just from penetration
I have a 21cm dick and have stunned even seasoned turbo prostitutes with my size.
You'd know size is meaningless if you were ever in a long term relationship where there are moments she's not "in the mood".
Girth is king.
Tuna can checking in
If your dick smells like tuna after sex, get her some Summer's Eve.
No I mean I have a tuna can for a penis. 2 inches tall but like 8 inches around
The only proven way to grow is by passive, long term stretching (something like penimaster, or phallosan forte).
Your dick is not a muscle, it's spongy tissue. Any microtears you get need to be cemented in via constant stretching. It's more analogous to wearing braces.
All that being said, the studies show you may get as much as 0.5" in gains if you're lucky. Like any medical treatment, there is a sweet spot where things become affective. Too much tension and you risk breaking your dick, too little and you're basically doing nothing.
>constant stretching
The kind you'd get from stretching your wiener from 7"x5.5" to 8"x6.5" using a pump every day?
Yes
My friend used it for a couple months but his dick didn't get any bigger
i own one. they're just temporary results. it gives your penis edema which makes your penis girthier for about 24 hours but your penis will look a little funny depending on how long you pumped for. it's a nice confidence booster for sure. edema is just fluid build up.... not from the water pump, but just bodily fluids.
probably not worth it since you would have to pump before a sexual encounter.
>probably not worth it since you would have to pump before a sexual encounter.
This is what porn stars do, along with viagra. Just dropping a note regarding how false porn is.
I disagree though. Gains can be permanent. I forgot that dudes name on youtube, who was an "expert" on this shit, and told you exactly how to do it. He died recently in like Thailand. Not from wiener pumping.
leo longevity
Yah that's the dude. And what he says (said) adds up.
Bro all I need to make my dick grow is to look at a hot woman if you catch my drift.
Noo need for whatever homosexualry THAT is
Yes.
However, if you're like 6" already anyway, getting the extra half an inch really doesn't seem worth the risk/reward. Supposedly all this stuff is "safe", but just on a basic surface common sense level it seems like hooking your dick into a medieval stretcher contraption or other things that put constant undue strain on the tissues that are meant to inflate and deflate and are insanely delicate seems like a terrible idea.
Besides, everyone knows it's not just about length, it's about the length x diameter plus the weight over the girth all divided by the angle or "yaw" of the shaft squared.
>that picture
>throat cancer
what did nature mean by this?
it makes your dick look bigger but it is not as thick it will feel like a plush toy
>*Alpha male*
Unequivocally, yes.
ah, the duality of alpha Male fashion channel
kek
Penis video gets almost 3 times the views in less time uploaded... It's unironically over.
If you want a bigger (or at least longer) dick, just drop body fat %. If you're really fat, 30%+, dropping under 15% can "add" 1-1.5".
Yes it works but takes years to have any visual difference, and you dont make your dick bigger but harder and pumping more blood which in turn makes it more fat
T. Obsessed with having a big dick
should I worry if I was hanging and fapped 3 times after that, and now my dick feels sore and I have week erections for the past 3 days?
Hanging weights off your penis does in fact result in about an inch of increased length. This isn't ancedotal. There are countless studies you can look up online that reveal as much. No studies for increasing girth via PE but you can get permanent filler. Look up pmma bellafill. It's expensive but can also give you up to inch in girth.
>Alpha m
>but I have a smol pp and used a pump
Chad doesn't think about the size of his dick. There is little size variance in the majority of penises
Chad here. I am currently pumping to turn my 9 inch wiener into a 12 in wiener. Stay salty.
>9inch to 12
How many women can you honestly fit that in? It'd look amazing but I need to be careful with 7
>women
If you're gay, I get it
That's the point. I want to hurt women with my wiener.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Le9DYG0q9TQ
dont really care about having a bigger dick, cant get more than 80% hard since a couple of years ago, should dropping 10 kilo and doing cardio help in the long run? im 1.80m 106kilo - 2/3/4/5 for reps
You need to lose 25kg bro. Maybe even touch 75’s and lean bulk. Even at 96 you are lardlord at 1,80 expect it you are pure muscle which I doubt because you wouldn’t post this in the first place.
you know how good 2/3/4/5 is for reps is right? he is probably built fat
Is it possible to increase girth safely?
I got a stretcher thing for pironies so ill prob gain some length but I don't want pencil dick.
Inject it with cement. Plenty of girth
Just lose weight gaygit pussy I went from 470 and 7 inches to 185 and 11 inches by 7 holy shit you lazy bastards
Lose weight and do regular cardio and you legit will grow your dick
You don't measure from your butthole moron
You measure by putting the ruler on top of the penis
>sous vide your groin to please roasties
lol. lmao, even