I assume the inside of a vegana is initially one solid mass like the inside of a water melon and you just push your wiener into it to create a hole in whatever direction you push.
FYI, the reason ancient statues were created with small penis's is because the elite considered it barbaric to focus or allude to ones sexual desires. Literally the ancient version of "Muh Dick".
They've been trying to warn us about Black folk for thousands of years.
His feet, hands and head always seemed a bit too large to me, especially after drawing him from ref. Sorry if this ruins the statue for you, it's one of those things that once you see you can't stop seeing
it's becasue it was supposed to be on top of the cathedral. Michelangelo played a bit with the proportions so people from below would appreciate more, kinda like theater actors put on exagerrated makeup
The statue was supposed to be put on top of a church so the proportions were designed with the idea that you would be looking up quite a distance to see it in mind. That's why the hands and the head are so large.
Why do people think that Michelangelo has a small dick?
I've seen the statue in person, and all the extremities (hands, feet, dick) seem oversized compared to a real human. I guess made that way to give a certain look due to the statues size and intended viewing angle. Like the feet are massive in proportion. Photos don't do it justice
This is David… you guys here know the story of David… the tiny Sheppard who defeated, against all odds, the mighty Goliath?
David isn’t the epitome of male strength and capability, he’s rather the opposite.
That’s the key of the story…
Grecian ideal ratios are silly. I think that the ratios Steve Reeves gave (thigh is 1.5x knee circumference, arm is 2.5x wrist circumference, etc.) work better for limbs
>he wants the body of a twink with a tiny penis
yes, I'm white
Good. Know your place timmy.
A reminder
My homie lookin like Aladdin
manlet
>he wants to look better than 90% of the population
small/average dicks > huge dicks
Do people really think the inside of a vegana is a perfectly straight tube that goes right under the belly button?
There are “people” who think women can feel more than three inches deep.
Remember boys, girls use their fingers to jerk off with. Your wiener is plenty big enough for any girl.
Thanks anon
I assume the inside of a vegana is initially one solid mass like the inside of a water melon and you just push your wiener into it to create a hole in whatever direction you push.
W-What?! You mean my hentais with wieners that bulge women’s stomachs aren’t accurate to real life?!
I think the problem is the balls are too big
I have a long dick and my gf always is in pain if i go full animal mode.
Id rather have like 6 inches and 2x fatter than normal. Girth is king.
FYI, the reason ancient statues were created with small penis's is because the elite considered it barbaric to focus or allude to ones sexual desires. Literally the ancient version of "Muh Dick".
They've been trying to warn us about Black folk for thousands of years.
he has visible quads, obviously much more developed than a sedentary modern man
I have bigger quads only from running and hiit.
congratulations but that doesn't change what that anon said
Shoulders and arms for men, huge glutes and ass for women
Simple as
His feet, hands and head always seemed a bit too large to me, especially after drawing him from ref. Sorry if this ruins the statue for you, it's one of those things that once you see you can't stop seeing
it's becasue it was supposed to be on top of the cathedral. Michelangelo played a bit with the proportions so people from below would appreciate more, kinda like theater actors put on exagerrated makeup
Uh turd bros how cums we dont have sheit like dis in africuh
I wish muh micro penis was as big as dat statue
Y'all think he fricks with that dick?
This is a statue sculpted by a central italian gay man from 500 years ago with the beauty canons of the central-southern european Renaissance.
Why that statue make non hwites pissed up so much?
more like don't skip gym altogether
Surely he would have a clean shave. Right razor Bros?
>those hands
what's up with white people having small hands now?
I have hands like that and I've been sedentary throughout all of my formative years
The statue was supposed to be put on top of a church so the proportions were designed with the idea that you would be looking up quite a distance to see it in mind. That's why the hands and the head are so large.
Kino hair
>israelite hair
>kino
still looks better than 99% of population
Why do people think that Michelangelo has a small dick?
I've seen the statue in person, and all the extremities (hands, feet, dick) seem oversized compared to a real human. I guess made that way to give a certain look due to the statues size and intended viewing angle. Like the feet are massive in proportion. Photos don't do it justice
>Why do people think that Michelangelo has a small dick?
see
>non hwites
Smol d1ck was just a canon from Renaissance took from ancient Greece
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This is David… you guys here know the story of David… the tiny Sheppard who defeated, against all odds, the mighty Goliath?
David isn’t the epitome of male strength and capability, he’s rather the opposite.
That’s the key of the story…
>carve penis small so it doesn't make it the main focus
>gays on the second gay board on IST can't stop talking about it
It's so comically small that it became the main focus
t. american obsessed with penis size
Settle down dicklet. Men are talking…about other men’s dicks.
that's a normal flaccid penis, anon
stop watching so much porn
My dick looks like that flaccid I just wonder why so many men are talking about it
Grecian ideal ratios are silly. I think that the ratios Steve Reeves gave (thigh is 1.5x knee circumference, arm is 2.5x wrist circumference, etc.) work better for limbs