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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he wants the body of a twink with a tiny penis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, I'm white

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good. Know your place timmy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A reminder

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My homie lookin like Aladdin

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          manlet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wants to look better than 90% of the population

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Know your place timmy.

      small/average dicks > huge dicks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do people really think the inside of a vegana is a perfectly straight tube that goes right under the belly button?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are “people” who think women can feel more than three inches deep.

          Remember boys, girls use their fingers to jerk off with. Your wiener is plenty big enough for any girl.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume the inside of a vegana is initially one solid mass like the inside of a water melon and you just push your wiener into it to create a hole in whatever direction you push.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        W-What?! You mean my hentais with wieners that bulge women’s stomachs aren’t accurate to real life?!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the problem is the balls are too big

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a long dick and my gf always is in pain if i go full animal mode.
        Id rather have like 6 inches and 2x fatter than normal. Girth is king.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FYI, the reason ancient statues were created with small penis's is because the elite considered it barbaric to focus or allude to ones sexual desires. Literally the ancient version of "Muh Dick".

      They've been trying to warn us about Black folk for thousands of years.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has visible quads, obviously much more developed than a sedentary modern man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have bigger quads only from running and hiit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        congratulations but that doesn't change what that anon said

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulders and arms for men, huge glutes and ass for women

    Simple as

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His feet, hands and head always seemed a bit too large to me, especially after drawing him from ref. Sorry if this ruins the statue for you, it's one of those things that once you see you can't stop seeing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's becasue it was supposed to be on top of the cathedral. Michelangelo played a bit with the proportions so people from below would appreciate more, kinda like theater actors put on exagerrated makeup

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh turd bros how cums we dont have sheit like dis in africuh
    I wish muh micro penis was as big as dat statue

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all think he fricks with that dick?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a statue sculpted by a central italian gay man from 500 years ago with the beauty canons of the central-southern european Renaissance.

    Why that statue make non hwites pissed up so much?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like don't skip gym altogether

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely he would have a clean shave. Right razor Bros?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those hands
      what's up with white people having small hands now?
      I have hands like that and I've been sedentary throughout all of my formative years

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The statue was supposed to be put on top of a church so the proportions were designed with the idea that you would be looking up quite a distance to see it in mind. That's why the hands and the head are so large.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino hair

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >israelite hair
        >kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      still looks better than 99% of population

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think that Michelangelo has a small dick?

    I've seen the statue in person, and all the extremities (hands, feet, dick) seem oversized compared to a real human. I guess made that way to give a certain look due to the statues size and intended viewing angle. Like the feet are massive in proportion. Photos don't do it justice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do people think that Michelangelo has a small dick?
      see

      This is a statue sculpted by a central italian gay man from 500 years ago with the beauty canons of the central-southern european Renaissance.

      Why that statue make non hwites pissed up so much?

      >non hwites

      Smol d1ck was just a canon from Renaissance took from ancient Greece

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    y

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is David… you guys here know the story of David… the tiny Sheppard who defeated, against all odds, the mighty Goliath?
    David isn’t the epitome of male strength and capability, he’s rather the opposite.
    That’s the key of the story…

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >carve penis small so it doesn't make it the main focus
    >gays on the second gay board on IST can't stop talking about it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so comically small that it became the main focus

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. american obsessed with penis size

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Settle down dicklet. Men are talking…about other men’s dicks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a normal flaccid penis, anon
      stop watching so much porn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dick looks like that flaccid I just wonder why so many men are talking about it

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grecian ideal ratios are silly. I think that the ratios Steve Reeves gave (thigh is 1.5x knee circumference, arm is 2.5x wrist circumference, etc.) work better for limbs

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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