Door Dash is a human right, and you're an ableist piece of shit if you don't think so.

Door Dash is a human right, and you're an ableist piece of shit if you don't think so. Some people can't microwave meals and will otherwise starve without delivery services.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will that troony let me hit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to ask permission. Just remember to wear your brass knuckles when you do.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Want's you to believe he has the mental capacity to decide on life altering operations
    >Strugles with instructions on microwave meals
    Kino

    This also reminds me of the time I was a delivery driver. There was this moronic woman who mistook us for personal caretakers. She usually demanded we open the pizza box for her and seperate the slices. We also got multiple calls from her because she didn't wait for the food to cool down and burned herself.
    One time she demanded that I hang up a curtain for her and the complained to my boss when I didn't (who just laughed at her obviously). It always smelt of urine in that flat.

    Thanks for reading my blog post.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      old people are c**ts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >flat
      I found your problem

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Max Bedroom

    Very funny name for a person that never has sex.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would open her box if you know what I mean

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that these are the "revolutionaries" who think they know what's best for the world, best for "the working class", and best for children.

    Their entire lives depend on the labor and good will of the western world, and yet ALMOST UNIVERSALLY they despise capitalism, the west, Christian ethics, etc. Etc. These people are disgusting and pretending like their complaints deserve to be heard has to be one of the biggest political blunders in a century.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not accidental, it's a tactic. You can laugh at someone like this who's probably just a moron but in general don't underestimate these people, they know victimhood is powerful political currency and things like claiming mental health issues, anxiety autism etc, psychological trauma, having suffered unjust economic deprivation, and such aren't just whining or play acting, it's a calculated move to establish their authority over others

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bingo, it's a sociopathic scheme to try to achieve the highest victimhood on the pyramid. This thing has no actual problem with microwave meals, it's just trying to gain moral authority over its peers. It's not too different from when church ladies would pretend to faint at hearing swear words, just trying to get themselves to the top of that moral authority pyramid in the eyes of others.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > hand dexterity issues

    Bruh, you’re less capable than a chimp. Literally subhuman

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't tell this is ragebait from a professional troll then you're just as bad as them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is, now that you can get paid to tweet there really could be such a thing as a professional rage baiter.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These people are screaming to die, literally begging for death.

    Why won't anyone oblige them?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn’t afford delivery services every day, let alone multiple times a day, even if I wanted to. That shit basically doubles the cost of any meal, and eating out is already way more expensive than cooking at home.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Natural selection

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What did I just read?
    >implying I focused when putting my eyes on that troony text

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was he doing before doordash was a thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eating microwaved plastic and thinking "there has to be a better way."

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the food has been farmed/raised and killed
    >it has been cut up and prepped
    >it has been turned into a meal of some kind
    >it has writing on it providing exaxt directions on how to make food hot using a microwave in which materials were gathered and manufactured and given to you
    >this modern miracle provision allows you the privilege of instantly consuming nutritious and tasty foods the likes of which kings of the past would envy
    >I'm tooooooo tiiiiiiireeeeeeeeddddd to reeeeeeeaaaaddddd the instuuuuuuuctiooooooons
    >Oh I have to pooooookeeeeeeeee the weeeeaaaaakkk plaaaaaastic fiiiiiiilm.
    >uuugh then I have to use my leeeeeegs and staaaaaaaand for a brief moment
    >ugh oh and then I have to puuuuuut the foood in and press a buuuttooooon
    Disgustingly pathetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this modern miracle provision allows you the privilege of instantly consuming nutritious and tasty foods the likes of which kings of the past would envy
      Damn, I never thought of it this way but I guess you are right. It truly is a miracle.

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