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Drink more Monsters and Redbulls if you want to stay young forever.
I drink 2-3 sips a day. Feels good, man.
Addict
Not really. During holidays I don't touch 'em and feel no withdrawals or desire for them.
Thats what they all say
>tfw monsters twice a day for the last 5 years
It appears I shall live forever
just buy taurine as a supplement. it's super cheap
no need to drink energy drinks
>the latest science
Just don't get the sugar free ones since they are full of fake sugar shit. Also if you can find ones that don't contain dyes (I think Reign doesn't contain dyes, but I'm not sure about the fake sugars and taurine content, also I'm not American and I'm not sure if Reign is available everywhere)
These are all good solutions for quick hydration, but I think taurine can be overrated.
Best scenario is sweet fresh fruit juice, after that imo is coke with sugar and then it's energy drinks.
Pretty sure it's just sugar alcohols.
Yeah that's what I mean, that stuff is not good for you. Real sugar is where it's at.
What's wrong with sugar alcohols?
Will affect your digestion (many people get diarrhea from them, but even if you don't they are still harmful). When digestion is affected, everything is affected. From sleep, to mental health, to physical health, to strength, to libido etc. etc.
My shits are better when I'm drinking them (though this is possibly due to having a better diet when I'm not living at home). Comes out immediately with no dregs left behind, and the TP is spotless.
If by "them" you mean energy drinks, there are 100 ingredients in them so you can't be sure that the sugar alcohols are the ones helping you shit.
Again, sweetened juice imo is the best source of energy.
If you want taurine specifically, drink milk and eat meat.
Taking a bunch of supplements that can be contaminated or drinking energy drinks with long ingredient lists is not how you become and stay healthy.
Nvm, Monster ultra has sucralose, not sugar alcohols.
There's like 15 ingredients in them, not 100.
Yeah, I think I'll stop drinking them when I go back next semester.
Doesn't actual sugar cause high amounts of inflammation and frick up your gut biome, making you fatter and more likely to crave bad shit anyway? May as well just avoid these drinks in general if you want to be a health optimization autist.
Yes yes it does. But getting zoomers to give up incredibly gay effeminate trends is like asking a crackhead to not steal.
>X might give you cancer, latest science says
>X might be healthy after all, latest science says
I guess these studies are as accurate as my highschool projects which I spent 2-3 weeks researching and writing
There is no control in any of these "studies," which is why the results are always conflicting. The only thing the study group has in common is X and no other variable is accounted for. It's junk science, all of it.
I don't usually shit on americans but american "science" has absolutely ruined the field. Just spam bullshit and get cited in your NA circlejerk, boom you are now le master scientist. The sirs and chinese have started to copy this strategy too so when you look for anything useful you have to sift through dozens of utter trash papers.
Ignore all articles with qualifiers like might, may, could in the headline. They are wasting your time. Same goes for headlines worded as a question.
I'm going to stick with beef heart, thanks.
Science says fricking ur mum stops aging
happy, cougar-on-college grad sex does slow aging yes
>time magazine
Lol who the frick keeps that dumpster fire alive?
Boomers and gen x.
>Can taurine slow aging? Here's what the latest science says.
>Latest science: No
>Thanks for clicking, sucker
>if you want to live forever
What are you, some kind of homosexual?
The heck'n science!
no thanks
But science also said the vaccine was safe and effective
Cut your balls off if you want to stay young forever
It wasn't a israelite that did the research, so perhaps it's worth supplementing.