Has anyone else ever unironically drunk from a 1/2 Gal jug of milk in public? I was just walking through an airport and didn't have enough time for a meal so instead I purchased 2L of milk and started drinking from the jug as I walked to my bus. The looks I was getting were hilarious, a couple cute girls mired and laughed, presumably with me, not at me (I'll stick to that belief). I am 6'3 and I had a pump, but unfortunately I've never been noticeably looked at until this milk incident. Try it bros. This is a fitness/nutritional thread, bulking while traveling.org
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i never understood the stigma behind drinking milk. i’m fine with it because not drinking milk is a midwit thing but it’s confusing. why do people find it weird/funny?
>i never understood the stigma behind drinking milk. i’m fine with it because not drinking milk is a midwit thing but it’s confusing. why do people find it weird/funny?
It's literally from non-Aryan genes. Lactase persistence came from Indo-Europeans
so moron?
is this actually true?
i'm pajeet, been drinking milk almost every day since childhood and it hasn't ever given me kind of digestive issue.
maybe i have some fraction of wypipo genes?
>pajeet
You have aryan genes
damn, guess i'm based after all
paneer is probably the most used indian cheese, it's flavor and texture is similar to cottage cheese. one common dish you can make with it is palak paneer, which is basically a spinach and paneer curry. really good if its made right
>damn, guess i'm based after all
Don't get too wienery unless you're a brahmin.
You pajeets mostly can handle dairy no problem. When I post this pic here I am not thinking of you guys in it. A little off topic, but do you guys have any types of pajeet cheese? If so I have never tried any and if so what kinds are good?
>Pajeet
You almost certainly have british genetics from some point in the past.
I think because it's seen as a children's drink, not for adults. Also "big dairy," etc
Yes. I did this the other day
>tfw drinking a normal ass drink brings more qt3.14 attention than years of gym
I brought a half gallon of raw milk into a coffee shop, didn't buy anything and drank it while reading a book. More than once.
I don't let random people dictate what I do while walking. I'll eat a full ass pizza walking down a packed street. What random people think of it is irrelevant. Even if someone was making fun of you who gives a frick? Your response is all that matters.
Chad post in a chad thread.
People aren't staring at you because they think you are weird. They are staring at your pizza you narcissistic frick
You misinterpret me m8. I wasn't complaining, I thought it was a good kek. Making the orcs jelly and the elven wamen mire
I'll never understand how people can eat while walking. Just saw a guy eating a sandwich while riding his bike yesterday. How desperate do you have to be?
Not desperation. Just showing you that eating is good and no one is a b***h for you. Don't like it? Too bad. *Crunch crunch crunch*
Winners drink milk.
Drinking milk in public isn't something strange you autistic frick. Its the fact you are drinking straight out of the 2L bottle/jug is what gets people's attention. Just like all those people carrying around a gallon of water. Drinking water isn't odd, its just the fact you have to carry it all in 1 container and drink from there
>Just like all those people carrying around a gallon of water.
Nobody stares at people drinking water.
>a females mouth noises
>Assualt Pack
>US ARMY jacket
guys do you think this guy is in the army?
OP here. His straps look too untidy
I like military clothes. Its designed to be sturdy and practical, and olive green is a very pleasing color to me. But I avoid wearing more than one item of it lest people think im LARPing. I have a plain field jacket wich goes great with blue jeans.
If he is, he's fresh out of basic. And if that's the case, the fact he's in college means he's reserve or guard.
Sorry, I was getting a little THIRSTY
I love that one.
How tf else is one to drink milk in public? Should I carry around a glass?
>How tf else is one to drink milk in public?
Out of the smaller bottles you dolt. You know like the regular sized bottles that all drinks come in?
hang on let me buy a 500ml bottle of milk. Are you fricking stupid or something?
You asked what other sized bottles there are instead of a gallon you dunce. Either accept you are the weird mfer everyone laughed at for the day or keep crying about it
Not enough milk
Then buy the gallon. Don't ask a question if all you are going to do is cry like a kid about something completely unrelated to the question.
What kind of moron drinks milk out of anything less than a half-gallon jug?
Kek that fricking autistic literally couldn’t comprehend it by himself
If you weren't moronic and actually read the OP, you would discover I wasn't lamenting. I was encouraging people to try it. Dolt
this kek
who is every single non-autist on this board functionally illiterate? happens all the time, homies here just cant read or something
Darkies fear milk. It is oppresive to them.
Almost every day
It’s the milk + babies association
they probably want you suckinng on their breasts good work OP
>2L of milk
>sold at an airport
It was an IST airport. Fight me.
bull fricking shit they sell 2L jugs of milk there you Black person. at most it's a single serving.
Just got back from Europe. They sell milk at almost every airport.
done it hundreds of times. half gal, quart, pint, idc give me some milk mfer
the 2022 milk incident
You have to realise that normies don't drink milk. Apart from my family and my gf's family none of my friends drink milk. Some even find drinking normal milk and not some flavored or chocolate equivalent weird. Hell, even some small shop owners tell me I'm the youngest guy they've seen buying milk. I don't know why there is such a big stigma around it, milk is nutritious and satiating. Some times when hanging out with friends I get a small carton of milk instead of a beer/soda/energy drink and my friends act like it's weirder than drinking alcohol or sugary poison. At two liters of milk a day and at least 3 hours of prime sun exposure my bones will survive the coming nuclear holocaust.
basically this, people think it is bad for you for some reason. my sister is as white as me and thinks she is lactose intolerant but i can drink half a galloon a day just fine.
>my sister is as white as me and thinks she is lactose intolerant
i cant tell if this is some kind of troll post or if this is legit stupid post
>You have to realise that normies don't drink milk
>Sold in all retail stores in gallons
People my age absolutely fricking don't.
Bro my girl drinks water at work and her coworkers think this is weird
Drinking water is weird
They are like "why not drink soda or (insert sugar water here)"
Bro when sustaining your life with its most essential nutrient is weird then you understand better the obesity crisis and why I don't want to be normal
>Bro my girl drinks water at work and her coworkers think this is weird
>Drinking water is weird
When me and some mates visited the states for business we were the only ones drinking water during meetings. The americans drank either "flavored" water (I'm not shitting you) or sodas. Never seen them drink actual water. After a certain point they were taking the piss saying they only brought out the water bottles for us.
>dating girl
>it's going well after about a month invite her on road trip with me
>second day notice she never drinks water, only soda
>haven't seen her use the bathroom at the hotel
>that night
>taking shower
>hear weird noises like someone running in the hall and then someone slamming the door on the dresser outside bathroom
>finish shower
>ask her if she knows what the noise was
>she's flustered says she has no idea
>open dresser door
>it reeks of a really bad fart
>wtf did she fart in the dresser?
>whatever
>that night frick her good until we both are too tired to keep fricking
>she passes out in my arms
>snoring like a baby
>about to doze off too
>suddenly BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP
>she braps so hard she woke herself up
>stench is terrible like that of someone that's drank nothing but soda for the last two days
>she apologizes
>make fun of the stink, have to open windows
I broke up with her the week after. Don't forget to subscribe
>broke up with her the week after.
Because of the fart?
Partly. That opened my eyes to some serious flaws. She ate like crap so it was only a matter of time until she ballooned. She was a coomer and would use these giant fricking dildos and the next week when I was fricking her I literally couldn't feel anything because she was so streched open from jerking off the night before. I also met some family members that day and their stories of her dad pissed me off. The morons would spank her <2 year old nephew for misbehaving.
sounds like she will hit the wall sooner than others in her age
Yeah, that's understandable. Good for you for not being pathetic enough to stay with her.
I broke up with a girl because she would get blackout drunk and pee the bed almost every night. Kinda miss it though, she let me tie her up and do whatever I wanted.
People drink these "la croix" because it seems sophisticated and European but won't just drink water
Bro if water isn't good enough for you then you have been programmed by marketing
No wonder NPCs are so broke they spend their money on such stupid shit
It's about sugar addiction. That's why people are chugging soda, seltzer, coffee and energy drinks.
I drank a shitload of that sparkling water bullshit when i first quit drinking alcohol but it ended up more expensive than my actual addiction and i realized i was just a moron
Water is boring dude drink a coke zero or something
Kek a girl at work just acted like I was an alien when I said I drink milk
>I don't know why there is such a big stigma around it
Netflix began documentaries.
You can't drink milk or water you have to drink your carcinogenic adulting stimulant
How is coffee carcinogenic? I heard the opposite
It’s not don’t listen to that 14 y/o moron
>cremating coffee beans doesn't create carcinogens
One adulting coupon for one free adutling beverage on your next order is on it's way to you!
No I don't drink hormone water in public
I keep my fresh supply of raw milk hidden from the public eye and if I have guests I offer them my back up supply of almond milk that I use for cutting
when I worked moving I used to slam quarts at lunch all the time
>I used to drink plastic leeched hormone water and raise my estrogen levels so high I'd grow breasts and start lactating
Pure goy
in milk lies Aryan power. I see through your tricks, ~~*Anon*~~
Yeah, raw milk, real milk
Not israeli hormone filled watered down shit
Kept in fricking plastic
>road to 315 bench
>gotta get to 250lbs bw homie
>no time for breakfast in the morning
>have 5-10 minutes while walking to my slampigs dorm from mine as she gave me rides to class erryday
>drink 1L of milk and eat a bag of Brazil nuts every morning as I walk
>became known as the milkman around campus
>didn’t help that I was a big titty slampig fiend
University was a good time
I haven't been able to drink milk since I was about 13 or 14 years old. I ended up shitting my pants almost every time i had milk with my breakfast in the mornings. It means cannot drink milk openly in public or ever. I just got ridiculously lactose intolerant when I hit puberty. Is there any remedy for this? I kind of would like to eat dairy again. I miss it. Pizza would be nice to eat again.
I drink lactose free milk. But you gotta go with the super expensive brand or else it smells and tastes funny
thanks. I might give that try, fren. I'm just terrified of touching dairy though.
I do too cause otherwise I get nasty farts, but it tastes like shit compared to regular milk. It's too sugary and watery.
my man. i drink 2l of lactose free milk per day and once even mailed the guy that owns milk.com
emiruu UOOOOOOHHHHHH
needs correction
I would lick that milk off her chin and grab her ass and press her into my boner until I came if you know what I’m saying.
If youre 6'3 and not a complete lanklet anything you do will be fine
>"Winners drink milk"
>Only whites can drink milk
Extremely based
I really fricking love drinking milk but I believe it's making my acne worse so I stopped doing it
take showers every day, buy charcoal face scrub.
Not him, but kys.
Yeah I do, I'm not a fricking gypsy. If it was that easy I wouldn't have a problem
No i do not eat or drink outside. Mewing while jutting out my chin along with sucking in my cheeks all at the same time is excruciating as it is. I don't want to open my mouth and reset my face when outside
2L a day chads rise up
i feel like the black people no milk thing is a myth. in my country we literally deify cows and its tradition to drink milk every morning.
Pajeets are not "black people"
rwandese aren’t indians
>giving a frick about what dyels think
you don't belong here
Op is a chad
Drink it publicly all the time. Even at partys. I once got milk from the coffemaschine in a burgerking at 2am for free that wasnt on the menu cause i flirted with an employee. Yeah sometimes ppl laugh or comment on it but thats perfectly fine!
Im the only person in my godamn house that drinks milk yet somehow the milk is always gone.
No but I have seen my friend drink breast breast milk straight from the tap from some massive jugs.
How did he get the opportunity and how do I replicate it?
Thank frick those energy drink threads have stopped, I drank half a can of red bull the other day and I might as well have shat into the can and mixed it with salt water, aweful.
I do this every day at work.
I just sit at my desk and drink straight from a 1/2 gallon jug.
I clear them out at the end of the week too so until Friday I have a milk carton fort being built on my desk. Then I dump them all in the break room recycling all at once.
>milk incident
Good alt-rock band name.
>go to grocery store
>straight to the dairy fridge
>six gallons of whole milk, three in each hand
>big smile on my face
>doing curls with my milk gauntlets as I walk to the cashier
>everyone who meets my eyes smiles back
>old ladies comment "someone is a growing boy" with a wink
>foid cashier looks incredulous
"what do you need so much milk for?"
>im THIRSTY
>HE NEED SOME MILK
>drinking milk
enjoy your manbreasts
Milk is more hydrating than water. I work outdoors and drink it instead of water most of the time. People ask me why and I just imply that it’s strange that they aren’t drinking milk.