>drinks whole milk
>only uses butter, no seed oils
>eats shit like liver
>eats raw veggies
>literally top athlete and he's just getting started
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>drinks whole milk. >only uses butter, no seed oils. >eats shit like liver. >eats raw veggies
viking genes ftw
Vikings were beta males that got blown the frick out by everyone they fought. Name one battle they won, I'll wait.
ok moron
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Paris_(845)
They conquered the british isles bro
They lost every major battle with the English, was converted to Christianity or straight up Genocided en masse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Edington
> The battle was one of the bloodiest ever seen, with heavy losses on both sides. But at the end, it was the Vikings that lost. The remaining Vikings were allowed to leave the country and king Guthrum was forced to convert to Christianity.
https://vikingfront.com/2018/07/10/top3-bloodiest-viking-battles-in-history/
Hardly even conquered 5 blocks of a French Island according to
funnily enough that was considered one of the Greatest viking victories.
*takes capitol city of france*
*conquers all of england and colonizes it*
*conquers most of scotland and enslaves half of ireland*
*le north sea empire*
just shut up brainlet lmao
i didnt even mention the varangians either just stfu loooooooooooool
>LE VIKINGS WON
>THATS WHY WE'RE ALL SPEAKING EGNLISH AND WORSHIPPING JESUS
wait...
The alpha vikings were varangians looking for infinite loot and glory only the beta cucks would stay north
why aren't you hyperborean ogre maxxing IST?
Imagine how much better he could be if he were vegan.
stat padder
Feels weird to see a guy from your hometown of ~12000 people everywhere. I even grew up in the area called Haaland. The whole milk, butter and raw vegetables is pretty normal here. I don't think liver is that common anymore. I can also tell you that his mother most likely add heavy cream to everything.
If his diet is normal, why aren’t there more players like Haaland from your region? Why is he the anomaly?
culture probably, they aren't as interested in football as haaland is since he was born in england
Hmm, makes sense. Having a father who was a footballer helps too.
you probably eat liver paste. That's popular in all of Scandinavia
>>eats raw veggies
doesn't everyone do that?
Americans get a mental breakdown if you try to serve them raw veggies.
Do we still need to tell people here that seed oils are cancer and eating other fat sources is good, and that organ meat is healthy? How fricking long does it take to get a simple message through someone's head?
Have you seen that he also farts like crazy? I mean, he farts so much and so bad that he uses it to get an edge on corner kicks to get opponents to back off.
>ugly as frick
>skinny twig arms
>probably gay
i agree with the diet part though, whole foods and nutrient density is and always has been the key to feeling like a million bucks