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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be squaring up against an obese incest hillbilly with just a bat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also definitely wouldn't throw the bat, my sole means of self defense, at the hillbilly with a shotgun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lanklets are spoiled. They never learned to back off because they have spent their entire lives pushing manlets and average joes around. But the bullets don't care if you're the size of brian shaw.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take your swing

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goes to prison for life

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He, Michael Miller, was acquitted. He's walking the streets while the 6' 7" meth head is in a box. Don't scream "I'm going to kill you" at a dude and charge him with a bat.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you hate to see an Amerilard win but the victim gave him every legal justification to shoot him

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    regardless of whos in the right, there's just something about videos where people tell someone to shoot them and then immediately get shot.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes sexy, i would have taken his offer to blow him instead

  6. 10 months ago
    sage

    YOU WONT SHOOT MY HUSBAND
    >Husband gets shot
    KYLE?!

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he died?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The man he shot died, yeah. Names have been posted in this thread so you can look it up, IIRC it went something along the lines of a dispute over someone dumping a mattress on someone else's property/yard. Fat hillbilly and his fat hillbilly dad are confronted by dudebro and annoying screeching wife. Dudebro makes threats, then

      He, Michael Miller, was acquitted. He's walking the streets while the 6' 7" meth head is in a box. Don't scream "I'm going to kill you" at a dude and charge him with a bat.

      YOU WONT SHOOT MY HUSBAND
      >Husband gets shot
      KYLE?!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He, Michael Miller, was acquitted. He's walking the streets while the 6' 7" meth head is in a box. Don't scream "I'm going to kill you" at a dude and charge him with a bat.

        https://www.reporternews.com/story/news/local/2023/01/27/abilene-alley-shooting-father-guilty-of-murder-not-son-in-killing/69846345007/
        Apparently, dad got 14 years and son got acquitted, both shot at the guy

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a lankchad, I simply turn sideways, thereby becoming invisible at that angle, dodging the bullets.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are 2D, does that mean you can sex anime girls?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I douuubt it

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat

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