dwarfmaxxing... as an asian

I'm a 5'5'' manlet. Dwarfmaxxing sounds like the solution, because at least it would be somewhat humerous. And dwarves are really cool.
But unfortunately, I am Han Chinese. Have you ever seen a Chinese fantasy dwarf? Me neither. It just doesn't work. Can I ever dwarfmaxx, or is it over?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have facial hair?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See, that's another thing. Having an impressive beard is essential for dwarfmaxxing. I've always shaved what facial hair I've grown, so I have no idea what the full extent of it is. It might not be much at all. I currently have a pedostache and some hair on my chin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could sagemode and start wearing ancient chinese robes and grow out the chinbeard and mustache. Once that's done start a cult based on ancient chinese medicine and fuck white chicks in your cult.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kung fu master maxxing

          Oh yeah. No, this is better than dwarfmaxxing. I'm unironically going to sport this facial hair.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Make sure to walk with your hands behind your back and nod sagely at random things.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Make sure to walk with your hands behind your back
              I already do this.
              >and nod sagely at random things.
              I do not do this, but I will now.

              https://i.imgur.com/pACHA1a.png

              [...]
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              Not OP but this is a good idea. As an indian I'm gonna grow a beard and tell girls I can heal their chakras

              Hell yeah brother.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Make sure to walk with your hands behind your back and nod sagely at random things.

            >Make sure to walk with your hands behind your back
            I already do this.
            >and nod sagely at random things.
            I do not do this, but I will now.
            [...]
            Hell yeah brother.

            Check back in in about 3 weeks to a month. I need to know where this story goes. Godspeed, Sifu.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kung fu master maxxing

          Make sure to walk with your hands behind your back and nod sagely at random things.

          Not OP but this is a good idea. As an indian I'm gonna grow a beard and tell girls I can heal their chakras

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            watch your macros when you're eating out all that granola pussy. i live somewhere super liberal and this shit will absolutely work if you have the charisma for it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kung fu master maxxing

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yellow bro, just yakuzamaxx, learn any martial arts other than BJJ and get enough tattos to poison your lymph nodes over a thousand times

  4. 1 month ago
    BokuDev

    Get super built fat and go bolo mode

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    minoxodil maxxx

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's the fucking meme lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how to transform from chinese to japanese

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Far over the Misty Mountains cold,
    >To dungeons deep and caverns old,
    >We must away, ere break of day,
    >To seek our pale enchanted Whey

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Explain. Solution to what? Am 5'5 chang and p happy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude just fucking lift Zhang it's better than not lifting anyway

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Considering either arab warrior or pharaoh maxxin since im an Egyptian im fuckin 5”6

    >Captcha MOOPAX

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dwarfmaxxing... as an asian
    I'd actually rather kill myself

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't Han Chinese. But even if you were, asians can't dwarf.
    Be something asian.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not ninjamaxxing? You're already invisible to people anyway.

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