>e-excuse me mom, how many kcals is in this christmas dinner?

>e-excuse me mom, how many kcals is in this christmas dinner? is there any protein powder in those cookies? i dont think this holds up to my nututritional standards

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >said no one ever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      several people are skipping christmas because of autism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There have been multiple threads this week about this exact premise unironically

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the little Timmy’s on nu-IST would say the same shit in OP word for word

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad way
    >Eat nothing on the day of
    >Skew slop to quality food ratio
    >Make extra pleasure noise and compliment taste when eating bites od slop

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad is naturally strongfat
    >sister became aware of herself becoming an old hag and starved herself into her normal bodyweight
    >i started hitting the gym and dieting on january as a 40BMI fatso and became fit, aesthetic and strong enough to mog most normies and get mires from females
    >mom is fat as frick because she trusts magic herbal shit and is the last one of us to be fat, shes seething at being proven stupid
    She said food is going to be healthy this year, shes starting to understand shes not bullshiting anyone with her herbal shit and sugary coke diet.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having subhuman genetics
      Sorry anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>mom is fat as frick because she trusts magic herbal shit and is the last one of us to be fat, shes seething at being proven stupid
      My mom is the same. I tried to teach her basic nutrition but she keeps believing that oats will somehow make her thin

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only people with bad genetics need to count calories. I just eat until I'm satisfied.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here ya go buddy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically did this during one Christmas a few years ago.
    Granted I'm not that obsessed anymore, 1 full year of clean eating isn't gonna get destroyed by 3 days of cake and meat
    The protein is still on top

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just eat whatever my mom makes
    https://youtube.com/shorts/IvcomGSq6bw?si=hBoXB4J-K1hUv5x-

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I move out bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a job and apply for an apartment. Pretty simple.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get a job
        scary

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typically the main dishes of a Christmas dinner is chicken or cod with a vegetable side dish unless you follow one of those fake religions like protestantism. Sweets are for Easter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do protestants eat at Christmas?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    me trying to figure out if it fits my macros

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girlfriend tried to force me to eat a panettone even though she knows I'm in a cutting. Unfortunately I was forced to punch her.

    It actually made me very sad, but she forced me to do it. No one will stand before my fitness goals

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