Eat eggs

Eat eggs

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    with or without yolk, anon?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only yolks

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my allergenist said I am allergic to them which wasn't that surprising to me because for years I didn't eat them because they made me feel like shit but then for years I started eating them again and it seemed fine but I dunno

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta love those vaccines! A modern wonder of science. I wonder how many people had egg and peanut allergies before the 1900s.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baked eggs. Unless you're in the 15% of absolute losers.
      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31758309/

      Gotta love those vaccines! A modern wonder of science. I wonder how many people had egg and peanut allergies before the 1900s.

      It's also the vitamin shots they give to babies. Both use aluminium adjuvants and egg proteins.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could eat eggs and bacon with some coffee for every meal. Maybe get some everything bagels and make eggs in the hole with a slice of ham.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuggg everything bagels are so good

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    best way to makes eggs in your opinion guys?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unhinge your jaw and ear them whole you fricking b***h

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        aye that is uncalled for man 🙁 just asking for some recipes for making eggs enjoyable goofy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeesh!!! What high TESTSTERONE does to a mf!!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grated gruyere blended into scrambled eggs, topped with finely chopped herbs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats your favorite go to herb?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's just say, when you cook the yolk (scrambled, omelette), you oxidize the cholesterol in them and that's not good.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice buzzwords moron! LMAO!!! Lay off the food articles brainlet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poached is GOAT, raw yolks or sunny side up is okay too if you're low skill. Soft boiled if you're too lazy to clean a pan, but too dumb to realise that peeling the eggs is the worst.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raw with hot sauce in a glass if I'm lazy or scrambled but moist and soft with butter.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fried. Cooked whites but runny yolks. Little bit of sea salt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fried with butter. Everything else is cope.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I have eaten one of my gf's eggs. I have a fetish for eating period blood and have as much as possible every month. I have done this for years and years with all my gfs. Most women are turned on by a man that can eat their blood, at least in my experience
    Statistically I'm sure I've had at least one egg

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      d-did it taste good?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this nonsense meme again

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good news, you can eat nothing but taters and carrots and be more dangerous than a dinosaur! Get shot, scalie homosexual!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not eating 35 eggs a day for supramaximal healing power
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1191862/
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/681164/

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love me eggs.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A 15 minute compilation of vegans reintroducing eggs into their diet and having an epiphany

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do vegans refuse to at least take vitamins?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. They take a shitload of supplements usually but synthetic vitamins will never be as good.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          especially when they're vegan based sources. It's like eating the shittiest sources of food, but in powdered form.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yup, rip kidneys

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes the supplements are bad, bioavailability problems. Whole foods are always better. Most b vitamin and mineral supplements do nothing. Mineral supplements especially iron can be incredibly toxic actually because it's unusable in the forms they got in the pills.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What b vitamins and cholesterol and choline and biotin and iodine and selenium and folate and niacin and iron and zinc and vitamin d and vitamin a and vitamin e and phosphorus and pantothenic acid do to a mfer

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just did but thanks for reminding, anon.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ate 1 egg. What am I in for?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fcking cancer, heart disease, and clogged arteries stupid FROG AND HEMERAGING TESTICLES

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already done

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is egg white good for omelets? I know it sounds stupid to ask, but I always make them with whole eggs

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found out I am allergic or have a sensitivity to them as I get deep back acne if I ate them consistently, and I'm only talking about 4 eggs/day. Anyone got an idea for substitutes?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use organic pasture-raised eggs. Organic means no pesticides and pasture-raised means they forage in a pasture for at least a good portion of their food. Less likely to contain soi, too, but ymmv

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, my master

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    currently on an elimination diet and slurping on an egg yolk made me had abdominal pains and gas for hours, frick my life

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of them

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