Eating 100% clean is ridiculously hard when eating calorie amounts higher than what is fit for a teenage girl

Eating 100% clean is ridiculously hard when eating calorie amounts higher than what is fit for a teenage girl

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah its easy, just add more white rice and beef
    already solved

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nah its easy, just add more white rice and beef
      I'm not looking to have a heart attack

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He fell for israeli propaganda

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then stay away from processed sweets.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sugar bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rice isn't clean food.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wash your rice moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spoken like someone whose RMR isn't 13Kcal

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast
    >3 eggs: 216 kcal 19.2 g protein
    >3 pieces (60 g of flour total) of homemade oat flatbread with 15 ml of extra virgin olive oil: 375 kcal 9 g protein
    >150 g of skyr: 96 kcal 18 g protein
    >100 g of blueberries: 57 kcal 0.7 protein

    Before gym:
    >oats with milk and banana: 387 kcal 15.6 protein

    Dinner:
    >120 grams of whole grain fusilli pasta: 426 kcal 15.36 g protein
    >250 grams of chicken breast: 410 kcal 77.5 g protein
    >120 grams of diced tomato: 26.4 kcal 1.3 g protein
    >70 grams of homemade pesto (fresh basil, olive oil, parmisan, peanuts): 282,8 kcal 5,6 g protein

    Supper:
    >50 grams of pistachios: 281 kcal 10 g protein

    One hour before bed:
    >Protein shake (milk, whey, skyr, frozen strawberries, banana): 404 kcal 56.5 protein

    >2961,2 kcal 228,76 g protein
    Wow that was hard, what I ate yesterday. Suck a protein fart from between my bulked up glutes you fricking fruit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My diet more or less looks the same, just less of everything totaling at 1500 calories a day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only fat people can stuff that much food in their mouths and not feel like vomiting

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know what bulking is
        Shoo shoo dyel, 183 cm 77 kg right now. Will go to around 85, then it's cutting again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick you don't need that much protein

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Incel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >worst case scenario it doesn't matter because 200 isn't enough to affect kidney function if you don't have kidney disease
        >best case scenario it helps
        Why wouldn't you eat a lot of protein? I could go much higher if I wanted to, that's just how much it ends up being eating normal food on a bulk.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          because you're wasting it? instead of having enough for 1 week you finish it all in 2 days
          there's absolutely NO WAY you'd notice ANY difference in gains or physique if you cut your protein intake by half, 100 grams is more than enough already

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >because you're wasting it?
            The frick do you mean wasting it? It's food. I have to and like to eat. Worst case scenario it gets converted into energy that I need as well. Are you moronic?
            >100 grams of protein at 77 kg bulking up to 85
            Yeah you are lmao

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I eat less than 100 grams and I'm at around 85kg and I still make gains
              stop being a dumb frickhead that falls for every meme

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love you man. I hope you have a great day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He counted plant "protien"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat powershitter lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          sucking in your fat gut lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no body

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hairy twink, you been stealing your poppa bears test ?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm stealing your mom's test actually. Shit is crazy, nothing compares for

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pasta
      >tomato
      >whey
      >clean

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        When you arbitrarily refuse to eat carbs (like a moron) of course it's going to be hard to hit adult calorie totals.

        Fat powershitter lmao

        post body, i could use a good laugh.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can argue about whey but
        >whole grain pasta
        >tomato
        >not clean
        Shoo shoo ketolard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      250g cooked chicken breast? Because if raw its only about 50g protein

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raw, different sources will claim different protein contents for raw meat and it varies too. That's one of the reasons why I eat plenty of protein, it's good to have a margin of error.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>2961,2 kcal
      nice cutting diet but what about the bulk

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat overnight oats and oat pancakes daily, big portions with alot of PB and a banana and it makes me feel full for a long time and gives me sustainable energy

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    another fact, the human body is very well made and can easily tank "sugary food" or "fatty food" if you are active & actually use the calories you eat
    t. used to be the most ripped & big when I ate lots of "junk food" and training hard every day (strength training + conditionning on rest days)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was given about 50 bakery style thicc chocolate oatmeal cookies. Prolly 350cals per cookie. Switched out all carbs for those cookies in the morning ate like 5 -9 a day. Two weeks later only gained a lb and lost that a few days after I temporarily lowered my carb intake. Human body is pretty impressive. Absolutely insane cardio during those two weeks I gotta admit

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mods are homosexuals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what’s good homie

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just add butter or extra virgin olive oil to every meal. wow so complicated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I wanted extra virgin I’d just invite you over

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Breakfast :
    2 slices of ezekial toast
    2 eggs
    60g low-fat mozzarella
    10g salted butter
    36g protein, 550kcal
    >Lunch
    250 ml milk
    1 cup blueberries (frozen)
    1 scoop whey
    175g skyr
    53g protein, 430kcal
    >Dinner
    205g penne
    0.5 lbs extra lean ground beef
    30 ml olive oil
    400ml canned tomatoes
    91g protein, 1460kcal
    >Total
    180g protein
    2440kcal
    +
    Bottle of red wine (~625kcal) with dinner.
    gg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat powershitter lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat powershitter lmao

        Post body immediately.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Breakfast
    Two greek yogurts
    150kcal/30g protein

    >Lunch
    Leftovers from previous dinner
    Same kcals/protein

    >Dinner
    Something that isn’t processed or frozen
    Typically a grilled meat with a potato
    Only eat half because it’s enough for two meals
    ~800kcals/???g protein

    Total ~1500kcals/enough protein for maintenance

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just eat more oats and nuts / seeds
    not that hard

    Breakfast
    >150g oats
    >100g mixed nuts (hazel, walnut, almond etc.)
    >50g mixed seeds (hemp, flax, sunflower, chia etc.)
    >250g mixed frozen berries
    >1 banana
    Lunch
    >150g smoked tofu
    >150g quinoa
    >400g mixed frozen veggies
    >simple olive oil vinegar peanut butter dressing
    Dinner
    >200g lentils
    >100g mixed seeds (pumpkin, sesame etc.)
    >500g fresh veggies of the season
    >simple yogurt dressing
    for a total of about
    >~4000kcal
    >~180g protein (equals about ~140g animal protein if you factor in that some amino acids are less prevalent)

    also
    >inb4 muh soi, muh vegan, muh fat
    won't care, won't stop, fat is good for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you running 10k daily? This diet would make almost anyone obese.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you running 10k daily
        close

        i'm really tall, like 205cm+
        so high base consumption
        and I am a triathlete
        not a professional one, but a lot on local competitions here in Germany and around
        mean daily swimming / bicycle / running

        >This diet would make almost anyone obese
        keep in mind that this has also 120g-150g fiber per day and is lot to eat
        so slower energy absorption in your gut
        most of the surplus will just be shitted out if you don't use it up (no difference if the calories are actually burned)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you running 10k daily
      close

      i'm really tall, like 205cm+
      so high base consumption
      and I am a triathlete
      not a professional one, but a lot on local competitions here in Germany and around
      mean daily swimming / bicycle / running

      >This diet would make almost anyone obese
      keep in mind that this has also 120g-150g fiber per day and is lot to eat
      so slower energy absorption in your gut
      most of the surplus will just be shitted out if you don't use it up (no difference if the calories are actually burned)

      I think I know you
      Are you the guy who got a beer shower right after finishing on last year's HeidelbergMan?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that was me
        sadly HeidelbergMan is canceled this year

        but who are you? I don't think I know anyone in person that knows IST (beside what news tell them) let alone IST

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you running 10k daily
      close

      i'm really tall, like 205cm+
      so high base consumption
      and I am a triathlete
      not a professional one, but a lot on local competitions here in Germany and around
      mean daily swimming / bicycle / running

      >This diet would make almost anyone obese
      keep in mind that this has also 120g-150g fiber per day and is lot to eat
      so slower energy absorption in your gut
      most of the surplus will just be shitted out if you don't use it up (no difference if the calories are actually burned)

      >gayhomosexual
      >german
      Check out ma'am, move along

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CLEAN is a meme
    what does that even mean?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its eating le vegetables and le whole grain pasta

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's literally not, you've just gotta be an autist with no social life and cook every meal at home yourself, then its actually quite easy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy flank steak at store
      >marinate it
      >grill for 6-7 minutes
      >consume with rice / asparagus
      oh no... how autistic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy flank steak at store
      >marinate it
      >grill for 6-7 minutes
      >consume with rice / asparagus
      oh no... how autistic

      >Eat eggs for breakfast
      >Wash down with a protein shake
      >Grab Chipotle double meat for lunch
      >Buy salmon on the way home and eat with potatoes and a salad
      OH NO! That took 15 seconds of planning that i could have spent jerking off in the shower.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        chipotle isnt 100% clean you fricking moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t.afraid of sodium
          Don't get sour cream and get help for fear of rice

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If it's made by wagies it's not clean. Literally. Your double meat was in indirect contact with juan's crusty butthole he scratched at least 10 times that say. Juan doesn't like to wear gloves, either.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What you're really saying is, not eating cheap processed non-food is difficult for you, which is a simple addiction to break.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating "clean" is a meme, what matters is macros and micros. For example a vegan would likely become healthier by adding chicken mcnuggets to their diet, not because chicken nuggets is "clean" ,but because they likely lack nutrients which are found in meat. The opposite is true for someone who only eats nuggets, they'll benefit from adding fruit and salad.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    since others are posting their bulk diets, I'll post mine too. I just started it and Im aiming to gain 0.5kg every week, currently weighting 68kg. going to gym 5x a week. feel free to discuss.

    >Breakfast
    3 scrambled eggs: 234kcal, 19.5g prot
    1 tablespoon of peanut butter: 91kcal, 4.1g prot
    4 tablespoons of oats: 212kcal, 8.4g prot
    1 banana: 133kcal, 1.65g prot
    90g of greek yogurt: 74kcal, 4.8g prot
    15g of almonds: 88kcal, 3.9g prot
    1 tablespoon of honey: 132kcal, ?g prot
    1 cup of black coffee: ---

    >Lunch
    2 grilled chicken breast: 404kcal, 92g prot
    1/2 cup of brown rice: 344kcal, 7.6g prot
    1/2 tomato: 18kcal, 0.9g prot
    broccoli
    100g of broccoli: 25kcal, 5.6g prot
    4 lettuce leafs: ---
    2 cups of water: ---

    >Pre/post workout
    1 slice of whole bread: 57kcal, 3.5g prot
    1 tablespoon of peanut butter: 91kcal, 4.1g prot
    1 apple: 52kcal, 0.3g prot
    -
    30g of whey: 122kcal, 23g prot
    2 cups of milk: 234kcal, 11.6g prot
    1 banana: 133kcal, 1.65g prot

    >Dinner
    1 tablespoon of olive oil: 108kcal, ?g prot
    1 beef steak: 375kcal, 39g prot
    1/2 sweet potato: 172kcal, 3.2g prot
    2 tablespoon of cottage cheese: 45kcal, 5.7g prot
    50g of green beans: 12kcal, 0.9g prot
    15g of walnuts: 99kcal, 2.27g prot
    2 cups of water: ---

    >Total: 3255kcal, 243.67g prot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >68kg
      : 3255kcal, 243.67g prot
      Way too much protein, this is hindering and not helping in the slightest. The body just goes through the stressful process of turning it into blood glucose. Excessive protein raises cortisol, which results in the lowering of testosterone.
      Even 1g of protein per pound of body weight is more than enough. Eat more carbs. A good rule of thumb is to eat 1g of fat per kg of bodyweight and like before 1g of protein per lb of bodyweight, then fill the rest with carbs which help the most with glycogen, performance as well as recovery.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so I should be eating around 150g protein, correct? Im wondering what I could cut from this diet then, without lowering too much my calories count, for significant gains I should be eating more than 3000kcal, since ~2600kcal maintains my current weight. broccoli would be an obvious cut, but Im not so sure about the chicken for example. maybe with this amount of food Im not in need of whey.

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