>Eats 7000 calories of pizza and pasta every day. >Weighs under 65kg

>Eats 7000 calories of pizza and pasta every day
>Weighs under 65kg

How

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because carbs don't make you fat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Commercial Pizza has more calories from Fat than Carbs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        a rich guy is eating handmade gourmet pizza, not fast food goyslop

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diarreah

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I injured my calv last week and couldnt walk right for 6 days. Yesterday I ate 6k calories or something like that and now the pain is almost gone overnight
    What gives?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moron
        What?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t wait until I have my own apartment. I know I would more than likely build a couch fort the entire first few months. I’m just imagining bringing a b***h over, showing her my epic couch fort and her only being able to think “wtf he’s a manchild… I’m still gonna frick him but wtf” and then being able to say I’ve fricked b***hes in my couch fort

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >champion of whatever homosexual sport he does
    probably burns a lot of calories

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How
    Because he's always active.
    Michael Phelps said he consumes 10,000 calories a day. Eats pancakes, eggs, bacon, whipped cream and syrup for breakfast

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate these goatfrickers so much

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your time is up israelite

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally this simple. Look at NFL players pre and post career. Joe Thomas talked about how much he had to eat to stay at the proper weight to play, and once he was out eating normally made him trim and ripped. Other guys still ate like that and ballooned because the 6-7kCals was needed to spend all day running around, lifting and whatever else. If you spend all day doing physical shit then eating a bunch of calories will not make you fat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would cum in her relentlessly.
      Fr fr

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      god I want a new war in the north caucusus so bad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate these goatfrickers so much

        Russoids can't compete in sporta with churkas, seething online is the only relief

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a prostitute. i saw ankle at least twice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inshallah these prostitutes will be punished.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She should punch my balls.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The twirl made me want to cum on her, the jabs made me want to cum inside her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why this b***h moving like a dreamworks animation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      0 power behind punches. tiny hands that cant do any damage, they will also break upon impact

      UHHH HOW SCARYYYY

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her form is also ridiculously bad.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The power of your brain and what you conceive as being good for you > all diets

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he works out and does jiujitsu all fricking day, how else?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >claims something dumb
    >idiots like OP believe his shit and eat it up by the showelful

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a theory that he is actually a sociopath and a compulsive liar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.
      He plays up his whole nice "harmless autistic guy" persona too much.
      Very suspicious I feel like the dude is definitely hiding something.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many push ups and squats do I have to do to be able to pull this off

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he doesnt eat 7k cals. he eats around 2100 cals

    if he did eat 7k cal, he would be spending 6 hours a day eating and cooking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mother fricker have you never cooked pizza of pasta in your fricking life?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i cant say i have ever cooked pizza of pasta

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Binging/Purging. The super skinny competitive eaters you see have an extreme case of bulimia. He will vomit out that entire pizza once he leaves and gets to a restroom.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know a sperg when i see one. autistic spergs are notorious for having food aversion

    theres no way this tism case is eating 7k calories every day. im 230 pounds and roided with a ferocious appetite and after 5k calories in a day im ready to die

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How
    By fricking lying

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I very much doubt he eats 7k cals. At most like 3-4k, especially since he makes the pasta and pizza himself. Even with goyslop pizza you need 4-5 big pizzas to get to 7000 kcal.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't he fast or does omad? he only eats dinner of homemade pizza and pasta, I doubt the little tike can consume more than 2-3k calories in one sitting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says he pretty much does omad because he's either training or running seminars most of the day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its physically impossible to eat 7k calories in one sitting.

        Look up eric the electric on youtube, competitive eater. when he eats 7k calories he is fricked for the entire day and the day after, yet somehow this skinny nerd does it every day? gtfo

        you spergs should know its bullshit. you spergs can barely eat 1k calories in a day, yhet this guy who weighs less than you eats 7k? hahah fricking braindead tards use ur brain just a lil

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice dub dubs.

          Dunno why you're mad at me. Anon asked it was omad, i just posted what mikey said when he apoke about it on joe rogan. I don't give a frick either way aside from it making ketoschizos seethe

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OMAD
    >Lotsa exercise
    >Being in ketosis for most of the day by eating your only meal at night

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If its true that he really eats that ammount of food, with his build he is likely one of those guys that eats then shits 30min after the meal. (Or he just trains 8hrs a day)

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He train 10-12 hours a day btw

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eats 7k per day
    sure he does

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His sister looks more manly than he does.

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