>eats Death itself. >become immortal

>eats Death itself
>become immortal

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is a big guy

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and nikocado dies in his sleep tonight

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Numbers and cado outlives will troonyson

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's one of the greatest actors of our time, insane how dedicated to the role he is. will literally cost him his life, probably.
    now that's some FPH right here

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for bbc

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    digits and 'cado's stomach ruptures

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolland

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nikocado was the anti-hero of youtube for a while. People assumed he didn't know shit so we had fat people like Uncle Meat (who's fatter than Niko) try and lecture him on weight loss and Niko would immediately shut down their dimwit ideas. Like onetime someone told him to go on keto and he immediately fires back that Robert Atkins died at 260lbs, which is a verified fact and the homosexual responds "I-I-I don't think that's true!"

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine after hitting like 400 lbs he makes a statement for all his dedicated "fans" (also landwhales). He loses it all and is 200 lbs 12 % sixpack with skin removal surgery. Just for the sake of the fat whales to do the same.

    Now that would be interesting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he is already losing weight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        niko is based af. the only reason he ever lost weight was to spite some fat b***h. He dropped 80lbs, called her a c**t, then gained it right back again.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has a death age bet been started yet? I say he'll be dead in 3 years.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl. i love burgers, onion rings, and fries... i can only handle them once a month though. will i ever make it as a mukbanger?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      beer batter onion rings are the best food, with a tasty ranch and nice beer sipper ugh

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this gets dubs he will have a health event that scares him straight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, guess he’s gonna die of fat frick diseases

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde looks like that?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Repeating digits and 'Cado eats the concept of demoralizing, ensuring every single one of us
    >even the manlets?
    Especially the manlets!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ensuring every single one of us
      I got the digits, but forgot the most important part: every single one of us makes it. Short kings, I'm sorry...

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