>eats grass and insects
>muscular as frick
>strong as frick
>even if you took roids for years you still wouldn't even come close to comparing
How do you cope with the fact that we as humans are the DYELs of species? The mogging is brutal.
>eats grass and insects. >muscular as fuck. >strong as fuck
>The erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long
That's how I cope
>The erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long
Holy shit he mog me
He can't bench. He might be stronger but he'll never be a man.
I want some crazy millionaire to pump a gorilla with roids and see what happens.
They made a movie about that. It’s called King Kong
They made a movie about that is called Creed
>be 90lb soaking wet DYEL 4'11 girl
>pull a trigger
>kill 600lb gorilla without breaking a sweat
The power of opposable thumbs.
gorilla skin deflects bullets though
why do you think they call it gorilla glass, gorilla tape, etc.?
will you be my gun gf
Gorillas have opposable thumbs you fricking idiot
They don't have fine motor skills though
the gun that can kill a gorilla would break your arm you dumb troony and also I will give that gorilla ceramic plate vest
a 9mm would break your arm?
Average gorilla is 350 lbs.
Gorillas literally have genes that convert sugars into protiens... how unfair is that.
Imagine if humans sugar addictions got them yoked.
~~*they*~~ would make us addicted to something else if that was the case, don't worry
I bet that will happen in a human in my lifetime.
>Gorillas literally have genes that convert sugars into protiens... how unfair is that.
>Imagine if humans sugar addictions got them yoked
The absolute ignorance of IST never ceases to amaze me.
What the frick did you mean by this
>What the frick did you mean by this
The human body synthesizes 20 amino acids (aka proteins) from glucose, a simple sugar.
Proteins are catabolized in the krebs cycle doe
Gorillas have massive colons and they eat as a full time job. We can get all of our calories for a day in a matter of minutes and our smaller colons allow for greater mobility and brain development. The mogging is not the one you posit.
Here'a how I cope: goddamn those gorilla genetics, heh, at least my brain is bigger.
Also their dick is like 4cm or something like that
>be Chimpanzee
>eat meat, fruit and grains
>literally frick with Gorollas and eat their kids
>frick up humans who mess around
>eat eggs, birds, and monkeys, baby deer
>only thing that can beat us is smarter version of us
>eat meat
Maybe Gorilla's should stop being such passive b***hes and eat some meat.
> spends 50% of waking hours having sex
yeah I’m thinking based
>he isn't eating ape growth biscuits for maximum primate gains
NGMI
I heard Gorillas eat like 20kg of Leaves daily so they get loads of protein from sheer volume
looking for it in their diet is silly, gorillas make their own protein and humans don't. we are so dumb when we try to compare ourselves to completely different species
>don't have to eat my own shit for n00trients
>running and climbing
>can swim
>don't have to live with swarms of flies around my face 24/7
>music and arts
yeah i think i don't have anything to cope with, thanks
TOTAL
MONKE
DEATH
Microscopic organisms run the animal kingdom. A fricking mutated cold virus shut down all of civilization
Our bodies won out in the end. Checkmate Nature your move! Now lay down so I can mating press you as my ancestors have for millions of years!
>A fricking mutated cold virus shut down all of civilization
No, it was the israelites
>mutated cold virus
>jews
I'm struggling to see a difference.
moronic take, you want doomposting, i'll give you doomposting
>extintion is a law of nature
They're on a keto diet, you know. All those leaves and shiet get fermented in their guts into short chain fatty acids. Essentially, gorillas eat bacteria poop. Over 70% of their calories come from short chain fatty acids. From fat.
Now, if you could eat 20lbs of leaves and ferment it in your huge gut into pure saturated fat, you also could be huge and stronk like a gorilla. You might need to eat your poop once or twice a day for the b12, but you guys do worse already anyway
>ketolards now self identify with gorillas
The absolute state of keto brainfog
>reddit's reading comprehension
>reddit: the home of the ketogenic diet
How's that bald head from the keto hairloss treating you femanon?
>They're on a keto diet, you know. All those leaves and shiet get fermented in their guts into short chain fatty acids.
Which are then converted into glucose via gluconeogenesis in the liver. Gorillas and ruminants do not enter ketosis.
No understanding of the issue, typical of vegans.
We convert fats and protein into glucose via the same pathway. We absolutely need some glucose, in addition to ketones. A proper human diet has us in ketosis only part of the time, looking at my measurements I'd say I'm in ketosis maybe half the time. Not sure about that, I never wore a continuous monitor. I assume I'm in ketosis when asleep, which is the case for every human being on the planet, btw, and up to before I eat a frickhuge meal of meat and fat, after that gluconeogenesis from the protein bolus takes over for several hours, and I'm most definitely not in ketosis.
Fact of the matter is, almost no large mammal gets his glucose from eating it. There are a couple who do, like orangutans. But humans evolved to fill an ecological niche as scavengers and later hyper-carnivorous hunters, as evidenced by literally all archeological evidence, N14-15 nitrogen scoring data included. There is absolutely no reason to think we got any appreciable amount of carbs from fruit in our evolutionary history for around four and a half million years. We don't have the digestive systems of herbivores either, we can't do what the gorillas or chimps do with plants.
We evolved to consume the fat and meat of animals, and to create the glucose we need in our livers, just like gorillas do with plants.
The animal kingdom mogs humans in every single way.
>being mogged by chimps
chimps are carnivores and even cannibals btw
fun fact even a chimp which is way smaller can rip off a body builders arm, their muscle fibres are super compact so a small chimp that is slightly muscular is like 5x stronger than you would think