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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that fruit looks a lot more satisfying
    could do without the honey tho

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that fruit looks a lot more satisfying
      cope

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, cake sucks
        ice cream might be a different story

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are just thirsty

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i am thirsty how did you know that
            fidna get some water rn

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          carrot cake is good

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seasonal fruit is god tier. You probably think skittles are better than fruit.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    explain to me how this bowl has 600 calories

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giant bowl of fruit covered in honey that 5 people would share in a realistic scenario is more calories than a slice of chocolate cake

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't look that giant, and looks to be most strawberries, a lowcal fruit
        we don't know how much honey he's pouring
        600 seems too much

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't look that giant, and looks to be most strawberries, a lowcal fruit
      we don't know how much honey he's pouring
      600 seems too much

      do the math
      Banana - 121 Calories
      Strawberries - 86 Calories
      Blueberries - 80 Calories
      Raspberries - 65 Calories
      Honey - 304 Calories
      = 656 Calories

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5 tbsp of honey
        I bet you buy 7 limes too

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh so you know he's pouring 100 fricking grams of honey, yeah seems normal, my bad

          >pretending 4 TBSP of honey is a lot

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's okay anon i don't buy a premade bowl of fruits and eat, i actually count my calories, i'll be fine

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eating 1/4th cup of liquid sugar on top of naturally sweet food
            Gross

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh so you know he's pouring 100 fricking grams of honey, yeah seems normal, my bad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they put 300kcal on honey on it because fruits are not sweet enough for them I guess

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating fruit and honey on a cut
    I'm not a w*man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you have then if not fruit and honey

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        meat, dairy, beans, and vegetables

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vegetables and no fruit
          you're right you aren't a woman you're a homosexual

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vegetables

          Chicken, corn, beans, and cornbread

          >corn and beans

          >fruits are le bad
          Both of you also slurp semen you fricking homosexual Black folk

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. projecting fruit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chicken, corn, beans, and cornbread

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking fruits are healthy is outdated by 50 years at this point.
    Only boomers and third worlders actually think this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who say this are not fit and never post body

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fruits are healthy, fruits contain vitamins, minerals, anti oxidants, fiber etc. I know fit has this dumb belief that fiber doesn't do anything but it does have health benefits

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cut with mcdonalds soft serve
    One a day coming back from work
    200 calories
    Worked like a charm
    If you keep food in your fridge you're not gonna make it

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    10+ bites VS 3 bites for a similar amount of kcal

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >putting sugar on your sugar
    the frick? is fruit not sweet enough as is?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not for Americans.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        name ONE country that doesn't add something sweet to their fruit. one.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          All countries in Europe you idiot. You just eat the fruit raw, I know this is a very discerning fact for you, but that's the reality.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >discerning fact

            you guys believe any shit you read about america. anon says "Not for Americans" and now it's canon. literally everything you believe is based on shitposts.
            I have never met a single person who normally eats fruit with anything added to it. US is a big country with lots of wealth, of course you're gonna find people who do any kind of degenerate thing

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, I'm sure the fattest country in the world doesn't do anything stupid with their food.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, I'm sure your reading comprehension is beyond a third-grade level

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have no reason to give any credit, have any expectations or have any hope for americans

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you morons invented putting fruit with sugar fricking moron

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like oranges I also like peaches but only the finest ones at the peak of their season. Pears are also good

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dessert isn't mandatory. This misunderstanding alone is responsible for half of all obesity.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-but... my yums for my tums! My blood sugar levels! I need energy to keep on the move! Why would you skip the best part of the meal, tee hee

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit tastes better if its fresh unironically.
    Chocolate cake is shit, at least post apple pie or something good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about your fringe opinion, little guy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Little guy
        Post body

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actullay agre I love me m Apple pie or any fruit pie but chocolate….. i sleep

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people eat any of these garbage is beyond me.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was created by a fat woman to justify eating cake because it’s healthier than fruit.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fruits are sweet enough without the honey, and I would only pick one piece of fruit as a snack not make a bigass fruit salad.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone cut around christmas
    christmas is supposed to be for bulking
    spring is for cutting

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh calories

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont fall for this homosexualry, the fruit is obviously more calorie dense. Anon made the cake larger to trick your monkey ass brain into thinking you'll get more cake for less calories when its the opposite

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol moron. 500 calories of chocolate cake is a big fricking slice

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left side will fill you up for a couple of hours no problem. 600 cals is like 1/5th of a normal Man's intake, what's the big dea?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit looks delicuous, cake lookd likr brown POOP

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cook the fruit down in a pot with a spoonful of sugar to soften them
    >make a simple pie crust in the mean time
    >fill the crust with the fruit, cover with leftover strips of dough, and bake
    >allow pie to cool once it's finished
    >cut a slice
    >it's fewer calories than the chocolate cake and tastes better too
    Your move cakelets

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will eat both while you keep salivating and then do some extra physical activity later in the day

    No honey though

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >infographic for morons
    Huge differences between Fructose/Sucrose/Glucose. A calorie is not just a calorie. I believe in CI/CO, but there is a lot asterisks involved there. While CI/CO is fundamentally accurate for a quick analysis, it can easily spiral into bullshit when any type of food is taken out of moderation.

    For an easy experiment, eat only 2000 calories of cake per day for 2 weeks. You're perfectly within CI/CO by doing that. You'll notice by the end of week two, your body is just fricking falling apart every time you get hungry. You get the shakes, you can't focus, you feel like you could faint at any moment, you have literal pain in your stomach - not just hunger discomfort, but pain that makes you think of taking pain killers.

    Now do the same with 2000 calories of chicken. By the end of week 2, you feel like a fricking machine. Ketogays know what I'm talking about. Hunger is a mild discomfort that's easy to ignore, OMAD is practically automatic because you're simply never hungry. (Eating 3x a day is just a behavioral habit, no longer a biological desire.) You don't get the shakes. You're not in pain. You're still able to focus fine after not eating for 16 hours. If you're working and focused, you can easily just forget to eat and not notice. Etc

    A calorie is not just a calorie. And that bowl of fruit and honey will have about 30% of the detrimental impact on the body as a whole that the cake would. However, if that bowl of fruit was a glass of fruit juice, it would be about the same as the cake.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy deez nuts homosexual

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cut
    >In December

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the best time
      cold weather makes you burn more calories
      winter is when we're evolutionarily designed to use stored fat
      gives us more time to actually be cut by summer

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    now post the vitamin/mineral composition you obese homosexual

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres still people who think calories mean anything ? lmao id be embarrassed

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