Enjoy your micro plastics.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s nothing not one thing about me that is micro and it ain’t no plastic

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people thought i was crazy for always pouring the top portion of bottled water before drinking but i could literally taste the plastic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pouring wont get rid of the stuff on top, that will just mix it in while getting very little of it out. you need to open the cap and squeeze the bottle while upright
      t. knower

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i could literally taste the plastic
      When I let meat thaw in plastic packaging, it acquires a disgusting, toxic taste

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a strong possibility that urinating on your food and into your drinks actually prevents the microplastics from binding inside you. You don't need a lot of urine, just a few dribbles.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the biggest redpill is realizing there's absolutely nothing you can do about micro plastics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can reduce your intake, but you can't eliminate them entirely. For example, drinking filtered tap water instead of bottled water reduces your microplastic intake by approximately 50,000 particles per year.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >approximately 50,000 particles per year.
        so literally fricking nothing
        you have millions or billions of these b***hes in your body (nanoparticles in particular)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is microplastics not nano particles.

          Keep consuming your 50,000 microplastics a year then pal. Sure its no big deal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tapwater tastes funny, maybe just mg
        >finally buy water filter, it tastes much better now
        >enter microplastic craze
        >the filter is plastic

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only feasible way to get rid of the myriad of chemicals in our water entirely (or close to it) is with a reverse osmosis filter system; but replacing the carbon filters every 6-12 months or so is pricey, not to mention buying the entire system itself (not for poorgays).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used one when i did hydroponics that hooked up to a garden hose or your shower head stem. It was like $200 and it produced like 20 gallons a week and was still coming out at 0 EC despite never replacing the cartridge. Probably could have lasted 5-10yrs for drinking water. But removing the minerals is actually bad for you to drink, so i drank the tapwater.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scientists are shocked
    >They totally had no way to know beforehand
    >Here's what you do to mitigate this disaster
    >Oh it's been decades of this, too late now

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this has been a fact for years now. funny you just found out

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking water out of plastic bottles
    >eating only goyslop and snacks, getting most of your water out of soda and red bulls
    >living in the worst neighborhood in your city for the added stress
    >getting no more than 3 hours of sleep
    >injecting estradiol daily
    Make. It. Harder.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Enjoy your micro plastics.
    Aahhhhkshually, the article was about ~~*nanoplastics*~~. They are much better for you because it enters your cells where your body can use it for fuel

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i weas just reading about this today apprently iuts in everything
    >fruit, veggies, carrots potatos
    >meat fish beef pork chicken
    >water
    >air
    guess we'll find out in 30 years what happens to humanity.
    Also. apparently bloodletting / donating blood. removes microplastics. maybe that one anon who blood lets into mason jars was right all along

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it only removes microplastics still in circulation, which you were going to probably piss/shit out anyways.
      can't do anything about the microplastics that have bound into your muscle tissue though.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm willing to bet terracotta amphoras can filter microplastics better than anything. Pic related.

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