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There’s nothing not one thing about me that is micro and it ain’t no plastic
people thought i was crazy for always pouring the top portion of bottled water before drinking but i could literally taste the plastic
pouring wont get rid of the stuff on top, that will just mix it in while getting very little of it out. you need to open the cap and squeeze the bottle while upright
t. knower
>i could literally taste the plastic
When I let meat thaw in plastic packaging, it acquires a disgusting, toxic taste
There's a strong possibility that urinating on your food and into your drinks actually prevents the microplastics from binding inside you. You don't need a lot of urine, just a few dribbles.
the biggest redpill is realizing there's absolutely nothing you can do about micro plastics
You can reduce your intake, but you can't eliminate them entirely. For example, drinking filtered tap water instead of bottled water reduces your microplastic intake by approximately 50,000 particles per year.
>approximately 50,000 particles per year.
so literally fricking nothing
you have millions or billions of these b***hes in your body (nanoparticles in particular)
This is microplastics not nano particles.
Keep consuming your 50,000 microplastics a year then pal. Sure its no big deal
>tapwater tastes funny, maybe just mg
>finally buy water filter, it tastes much better now
>enter microplastic craze
>the filter is plastic
The only feasible way to get rid of the myriad of chemicals in our water entirely (or close to it) is with a reverse osmosis filter system; but replacing the carbon filters every 6-12 months or so is pricey, not to mention buying the entire system itself (not for poorgays).
I used one when i did hydroponics that hooked up to a garden hose or your shower head stem. It was like $200 and it produced like 20 gallons a week and was still coming out at 0 EC despite never replacing the cartridge. Probably could have lasted 5-10yrs for drinking water. But removing the minerals is actually bad for you to drink, so i drank the tapwater.
>Scientists are shocked
>They totally had no way to know beforehand
>Here's what you do to mitigate this disaster
>Oh it's been decades of this, too late now
this has been a fact for years now. funny you just found out
>drinking water out of plastic bottles
>eating only goyslop and snacks, getting most of your water out of soda and red bulls
>living in the worst neighborhood in your city for the added stress
>getting no more than 3 hours of sleep
>injecting estradiol daily
Make. It. Harder.
> Enjoy your micro plastics.
Aahhhhkshually, the article was about ~~*nanoplastics*~~. They are much better for you because it enters your cells where your body can use it for fuel
i weas just reading about this today apprently iuts in everything
>fruit, veggies, carrots potatos
>meat fish beef pork chicken
>water
>air
guess we'll find out in 30 years what happens to humanity.
Also. apparently bloodletting / donating blood. removes microplastics. maybe that one anon who blood lets into mason jars was right all along
it only removes microplastics still in circulation, which you were going to probably piss/shit out anyways.
can't do anything about the microplastics that have bound into your muscle tissue though.
I'm willing to bet terracotta amphoras can filter microplastics better than anything. Pic related.