Enough is enough been working out in a serious manner since October of 2022
I'm making progress but it's very little and at a slow rate and I'm not getting any younger, so I want on gear. Booked an appointment with a doctor to measure my testosterone.
What can I say to get them to place me on legal prescription gear? Any medical info I can give or borderline threatening or browbeating comment I could make? "I plan on using so I might as well have doctor supervision" or I have the clinical symptoms of low test.
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Dont be a b***h and just use the black market
>www.blackmarket.com
Maybe you really want to stay weak after all
"The black market"
>White people
My fricking god
If you are too moronic to understand that the black market is not a single entity or place... ahh what do i even bother with you monkey Black person
>What can I say to get them to place me on legal prescription gear?
Just say you want steroids for aesthetic reasons. Many countries don't allow it but maybe your doctor is corrupt and will accept a bribe
>I plan on using so I might as well have doctor supervision
Not his problem. Why would he risk his career for you?
>or I have the clinical symptoms of low test.
This dumb excuse will not work because he's a doctor.
I live in America. Lowest paid doctors here make lower six figure income or pretty close. No way I can bribe him.
I've heard the threat of "I'll do it anyway so you should keep an eye on my health" threat work. If a patient dies under their care it might make them liable.
>I've heard the threat of "I'll do it anyway so you should keep an eye on my health" threat work. If a patient dies under their care it might make them liable.
It makes them liable only if they prescribe you steroids. If you roid on your own it's not his fault.
>No way I can bribe him.
Black market then
Why do you hide your obliques in every picture?
the same reason he always poses in a doorframe. the internet rotted his brain and he is very insecure and constantly trying to find ways that he can mog or be mogged
A picture of the front of my body isn't hiding my obliques any more than I'm hiding any body part not visible from the front. What does positing within a door frame mean to you? other than the lighting?
Best idea so far. Harder to find than people think. Most of the online health providers are typically nurse practitioners or doctor assistants who are qualified or refuse to give steroids. I don't have the social skills to get someone to trust me enough in real life to let me know where I can get quality roids.
So why is your hand covering your body?
it's an easy way to show my body
>show your body
>by covering your body
Are you dumb?
your fixation with that part of my body is fricking gay
He is pulling down the skin over his abs so that they're visible in the picture.
You can go to online doctors and get a prescription with-in the hour. They literally have websites that advertise doctors who give it roids. Just use google to find one.
No personal experience but someone I believe once told me the trick is to book your test appointment. Fap that morning, go on a run for 3-5 miles, fap again, then go get tested. Your test levels will be depleted and they will put you on test
You can spoof your testosterone quite easily. The week before they test you, simply don’t workout at all, jerk off everyday, and only eat junk food. Your T levels will show up very low on the test
moron stay natty if you are.
You already look better than average.
Whatever you think a roider's physique will get you - it won't.
What you think women will throw themselves at you and israelites will give you modeling and acting jobs? It won't happen.
So why roid??
Ok you'll reach your goal physique, then nothing will happen. Then you'll stop lifting forever because there's no point and you already achieved the pinnacle physique you ever wanted.
So you'll deflate and you'll look WORSE than you do now. But also you won't have any test, your balls won't exist and you'll die 20 years earlier.
Don't troon out man.