>enter gym
>see this
what do?
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>enter gym
>see this
what do?
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>say "ruh-roh"
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>360
So you walk towards them
No moron, he said walk away
He moonwalks
fpbp
go back
Bark xD
hahahah xD
this would be funny if it wasn't ironic
tell them not to bother working out for white women - it's all about the knot.
Seasoning police still mad.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
World Health Organisation let the dogs out. It's not a question, it's a statement.
gun down the shitbull
White woman paradise
I see you like Daft Punk too
>yeah I could probably heem all 5 of those pussies
underrated
>I'm tough
>humans cuts your ears off
Skateboard squats and a rotisserie.
>I dont think that was a microdose
>entering a world of pain
BABY CAN YOU MOVE IT ROUND THE RHYTHM
SO WE CAN GET WITH 'EM,
TO THE GROUND AND GET US A ROCK AND ROLL ROUND
JUST A DOWNTOWN BODY BODY COMING WITH A SUPER-HOTTIE
LET'S GO, YES, NO, HELL NO
Finally make my move on the cute receptionist
>"ruff day, eh?"
She instantly falls in love with me
Honestly there is probably a good amount of crossover between the Bear/Furry crowd and muh ultramasculine fat powerlifter types
Yeah one group like to suck dick and the other is a bunch of homosexuals that wear costumes while fricking dogs
>does this make my dog a roleplayer?
>walk into dog gym on four legs
>slam 45lb plate on a cattle dog's head
Pray and tell God he sent me to the wrong Fantasy universe.
What's up with the furry spam lately?
>ruff workout
go to the herm section
wtf is that real
Me on the right
>*DOOM ost starts playing*
>"it's morbin time"
Sauce?
borzoi
Louie doing curls
Mogged
the roidtrannies of the dog world
>one actual dog, the german shepherd
>rest are shitbulls
>Dobermans, Rottweilers, English Bulldogs
>shitbulls
moron
>if I call my shitbull something else it isn't a shitbull
if it doesn't have the wolf snout, it's not a dog but a manmade horror
Clearly I'm at a furry convention and need to leave.
Guess it really is a doggy dog world
get knotted
About time the chads showed up
Is that meant to look like Jeff Seid or is it a coincidence
https://e621.net/posts/2380802
does jeffs penis look like this?
Chunie draws beautiful dicks, and does mostly uncut too.
Not gay but he is a great art inspiration.
>not gay
seriously homie, he only draws gay and male focused art
Frick off, homosexual
Suck their wieners
Unzip my duck
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>WOOF
>WOOF WOOF
>WOOF WOOF
id pet these good boys of cours
What up, dogs.
Tell my friends to subscribe to pewdiepie.
>see golden retriever girls mirin the pitbulls
>realize my chihuahua knot will never satisify them
>walk back the doglet pit with my tail tucked between my legs
Pop the most awkward boner of my life and sell my home gym.
>post a joke about a gay weightlifter who died years ago
>in a absolute gayboy thread
>nobody responds
Please respond
Was he an anthro dogman? If not then I don't care
Hang out in the locker room all day begging for anthro dick.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ask one of them to spot me on the bench to look up at his bulge
gas them all except the German Shep
Make friends with the German shepherd and kill the pitbull.
i'd be surprised since it would be the first time i see a 5 plate dd in real life
do you go to a commercial gym? is it really that rare?
Not him but I've only seen one other person at my gym repping 4pl8s and when I do stuff like that the boomer ladies take off running and gym staff has came up and asked me if I need water between sets which I found odd. Normie gymgoers really aren't strong at all.
I go to a discount commercial gym and there are quite afew serious people who come here, there are a handful of 4pl8 and change for reps, I however do 500 3x3 conventional and more or less mog everyone
My gym hardly has anyone else who deadlifts and they are always doing 2pl8s or under. I could just be going at the wrong time of day.
I really wish I had a fit fluffy bf that I could be verse with.......
me too anon, me too. Imagine the post workout cuddles...
tf let these b***hes into my gym
go to hospital
Keep them away from the nuns
Have stroke, am hospital, be I?