>entire row of unused stairmasters
>lady gets on the one right next to me
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>entire row of unused stairmasters. >lady gets on the one right next to me
I wish women interacted with me. I haven't even spoken to a girl my age in like 9 months.
I haven't spoken to a girl my age since early high school (a long time) and it wasn't much speaking at that.
>9 months
oh ho ho ha hee ha hee ho
Just get off and move to the furthest machine away from her.
Kek
I'm 30 and refer to every woman my age or older as lady lmaoooo
Peak sigma move
IST is an 18+ website.
Well? What happened next?
They had sex, it's only logical.
He looked straight ahead for the rest of the workout
>stay on the stair master, matching her speed until she leaves without saying a word
Mummy zabuza, it's time to stair climb
>she matches your rate and doesn't tire
How do you guys talk to women you haven't met?
A cute girl smiled at me when I was getting my lunch just now and I had no idea what to do.
seconded
this girl always awkwardly broke eye contact when I looked at her in the study room (like looking really fast away at the ceiling as soon as we made eye contact) but I don't know if it was bc she liked me or because she noticed me looking at her and thought I was a creep (I try to be discreet though)
My own perception of my attractiveness is such a mixed bag, when I feel like an ogre girls look at me and when I feel like Francisco Lachowski with iceprostitute playing in my head girls ignore me
when you’re in ogre mode, you avoid giving women attention, correct? do the same when you’re in Francisco mode. women want your attention when you’re ignoring them, not when you’re thirsting for it
>when I feel like an ogre girls look at me
Lol, you don't think this is the reason? Shamelessness breeds confidence.
I feel like this is a natural instinct to alot of girls when confronted with looking at you. In my experience its a good thing, if girls arent interested they wont peek at you at all
"Hey, what's your name?" Works at bars.
Works everywhere m8
Haaaave you met (name)? *point to self*
Girls are much easier to talk to than men. With girls you can talk about nothing, but with men you always have to talk about something
that just means you’ve never had a relationship with a woman past surface-level, which there’s nothing wrong with that if you’re only in it for pussy. i think many more women could admit they haven’t had much experience with men outside of surface-level sexual relationships. more depth would require having built trust and comfortability. it’s why you feel you can talk about substance with your own brethren’s
I meant it more in the sense that it's easier to keep conversations going with women since they'll usually try to help you with that. Either that or the men I talk to are all very laconic
oh, gotcha. agreed. women are more sociable and can keep a convo going. men never ask questions
Women don’t want you to talk they want you to listen. I can have a 30 minute convo with a complete stranger and not say 5 words. I prefer having women as friends over men because I don’t need to do shit. Also I’m not a complete fricking moron autismo-spaz or fat.
Idk I do this and everyone says I’m boring and they hate me
you have to ask questions to keep them talking
Hello, how is your day going?
is it really that hard for you spergs?
“Hey, where did you get those chips?”
“Is that good?”
“Hey do you know where the line starts?”
Ask some random question like that, then say im anon btw. Are you a student here? Do you work here? Do you ____?
If conversation kind of goes no where, let it die, then next time you see her go oh hey Stacy! What are you getting for lunch today? Just ask questions and talk about stuff if what she says makes you think of something funny. And stop worrying about getting rejected, I’ve been rejected like a billion times but I’ve also fricked like 80 different girls. If you have an awkward experience, tell your buddies about it later as a story. Just have fun.
I give them one of those eyeroll looks that’s like “What do you want?” and a light scoff before going back to whatever I was doing.
I don't even bother. Talking it up with a complete stranger regardless if they are man or woman is not something I do. I don't care how cute she is, I fricking hate small talk.
idk my heart rate spiked just reading your comment, I do not know what to do when girls smile at me.
>smile back
>raise up my milk box, like, you know, cheers, and give them a smug wink
>proceed to ignore them the rest of the time cause I'm scared of girls
flex a cep and introduce yourself
So what does it mean when women do this? Are they autistic or do they want you to talk to them?
>what does it mean when women do this
Moving into your physical proximity is how women "approach." That's literally all they do.
You have to talk to them and reward them for at least fricking trying to be proactive instead of sitting back and letting homies do all the work.
>Moving into your physical proximity is how women "approach." That's literally all they do.
in general, any thing that increases the chance of you and them interacting
hence attention whoring (including drama), "accidentally" bumping into you and dropping all their books in every single HS romcom, or any of the other indirect actions with plausible deniability they could take
one time I was on a stationary bike and in front of me were a row of treadmills
a hot girl with a big ass got on the one right in front of me even though there were other ones that were not in use
what did she mean by that?
Likely the machine she always uses because it more accurate than the others and doesnt make squeaky sounds.
For example I always use the same stationary bike out of 10 options at my gym because it seems to be the most stable and well put together, some of the others lose resistance, wobbly seats, etc.
Hello fellow attractive anon
Do you ever have random girls just smile at you?
>women sits next to me in college class
>she's texting, glance over
>says she's sitting next to some weird guy
Why?
based
Based on what?
bitches love weird guys
Idk she was a lesbian anyways but idk why she called me weird. I didn't even speak to her and there were other seats
She was asking to be raped.
Another moron story as well
>in college gym
>doing floor press next to benches because I saw some post about it being good
>woman asks me how to use squat rack
>I say no (I don't squat)
>she leaves
What was this?
>What was this?
autism
Who was autistic?
The benches, clearly
She's just a fricking c**t, bro. Simple as
knowing women she probably wanted you to see it and argue with her until she flirted her way into your heart or some dumb shit
Baste it with egg wash
Cus u ugly
Idk I think I'm mid face but I'm 5'7
>mid face
>5’7
Ugly
Can I just wear shoe lifts and be normal?
>walk by group of zoomers
>all of them have the same haircut, dress the exact same, walk in single file with their phones out
>they are all wearing 3-4 inch lifts with untied shoes and walk on the tips of their toes like a woman in heels
don't kid yourself zoomer, everyone knows
What else do I do then?
5'7" isn't a disability.
It is though, I’d rather be tall and have facial deformity or be obese than be ripped at 5’7 because taller men just have higher smv regardless
go outside. no one cares about height irl.
Holy cope
What else can I do to have sex?
it's not cope. height is only a disability online
>smv
I think you should spend less time on /LULZ/ and looksmaxxing forums
>sitting by myself on college campus
>girl tells me i have serial killer vibes
she wouldnt say this about chad tho, i feel like she was calling me ugly
just say this next time
>"is that a personal request?"
That's a mild invite to frick but nothing more. She probably wants you on her list just to have conquered you.
she just said this to you because you look like you wouldnt say anything back, me personally I would have came back with some words to destroy her mental state in matter of second
but again, this never happend to me bcuz people dont think they can casually frick with me without consecuences
>she just said this to you because you look like you wouldnt say anything back, me personally I would have came back with some words to destroy her mental state in matter of second
>but again, this never happend to me bcuz people dont think they can casually frick with me without consecuences
That's the dumbest shit I'm gonna read in this whole thread.
>k, me personally I would have came back with some words to destroy her mental state in matter of second
top lel
don't girls love serial killers and shit? better to hear that than "you're nice and non-threatening" which I got at a party the other day, cause drunk me is just a nice guy all around. I looked at another guy there when she said that to me and I said to him "it's over" and we both laughed lol
>>girl tells me i have serial killer vibes
"Well.. it's been 2 years since I got out of prison but ive turned over a new leaf"
I ended up fricking a girl who told me the same thing. She's probably into you.
I’m op and yeah everyone says I have serial killer vibes idk what this means? Like what am I doing wrong? I’m not rude and I’m very passive but apparently I look like a serial killer/npc because I have a flattened affect and “robotic movement” which is what strangers and friends have said about me
I once worked with a woman who everyone nicknamed serial killer. She told me she's been called that at 3 other jobs and didn't understand where the nickname.was coming from. I'm autistic so I didn't see anything wrong with her.
>get put into a college group project with some b***h
>initiate conversation with her (about the project)
>face sours as if a disabled homeless moron was asking her for change, doesnt even look at me, has a look of disgust the entire team and talks in a low annoyed voice
yeah i think they dont like me too much haha!
you should have complimented her to ease the tension and build trust. try this easy convo starter (audibly sniff air) >wow you smell really nice, what fragrance do you use?
>Why?
You sneaked a peak at her text conversation. Thinking she's right about you being a weird guy.
There's a silver lining in this situation, anon. Some girls are into that whole serial killer vibe. They might think you are one of those "bad boys" or something.
>entire row of treadmills
>take the treadmill next to a woman
>Several empty benches
>Black girl sits right next to me and smiles.
Bros.
You made it
Enjoy your herpes brother
its enraging if its some ugly bih yes
Ugly women don’t use the stairmaster
I have to stop breathing out my mouth when someone does this to me
>it happened again today with the same woman
I smiled. No words yet.
Why’d you post an underage boy?
That's a lizard, moron
Let’s see what the janitors think
"Girl" is the equivalent for "guy"
>inb4 gal
Nobody under 40 says gal
Awesome, Id make an obvious joke race with her by visibly staring at her settings and increasing mine, hoping shed notice and play along. Then probably she lets me skullfrick her upside down on a table or couch.
this doesn't work because i'm already much faster than every woman on a gym treadmill (women are weak)
Easy there champ
This is why I shower before the gym. Need to smell good in these situations.
Just say you tested positive for covid and dengue fever today but you don't give a frick got to get that work out it in. This hold your hand up for a high-five.