Exercise is about to become obsolete. The drug SLU-PP-332 can give you all of the benefits of making exercise without having to actually go to the gym. I feel so bad for fitness bros, all their effort was for nothing
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this is magic (heresy) and you should be burned at the stake for using it.
You will die weak and with an ugly body, you will never know what it feels to have girls put their hands under your shirt to feel your muscles, youll never drop around a girl while fricking like its weightless
What a moronic post, fitness has nothing to do with getting girls
for you maybe
For everyone, women don’t care about traits you can change, maybe fitness matters if you are fat and hiding those bones you already have but that is just negative fitness and you just need to return to baseline
If anything muscles reduce your chances of getting women because society in its fear of admitting life isn’t fair pushes an association of muscles and attractiveness implying you have some sort of control, so women still only going for the bone structure they care about are tricked into thinking they have low standards and aren’t too picky since they don’t want muscles and as a result feel more secure in themselves and their relationships with their unmuscled boyfriends who still in fact have everything that matters (bone structure)
Not that anon but you have a great way of putting a kinda complex idea into words.
You're right, people say muscles are attractive but I have the broadest shoulders compared to everyone I know and I still am incel unlike some ugly 130 pounds friends with strong jawlines, you're right bones are life and the things you can usually change are bullshit. Can't change height or jawline. Based post, saved.
There are already theyre called steroids
steroids make your muscles grow but they don't help you with disease associated with sendentarism
no one leverages steroids without working out, what the frick do you know?
Don't they literally build muscle even if you don't do anything
This is never going to happen. Can’t believe people fall for garbage headlines so easily
Anyone who says this hasn’t used. It makes you retain a lot more water so technically you’re gaining ‘lean mass’, as the studies show. Even if you gain a little muscle it is not going to make noticeable changes to your physique. One of the best things about my first cycle is that even as a pretty good natty I realized early on that the gear was not going to do it for me, even with my normal tough workouts. So I really stepped it up and had great results. Roids give you a better return on your investment. You put in an insane amount of work you get great results. You put in decent work you get decent results. You put in decent work as a natty you get close to no results after noob gains
bump
don't care, I workout because it makes me feel good, not because of how it makes me look
Gay bait thread, go back to LULZ
>SOIentists say
Can it cure my depression?
What's that?
oh, it's umm, a "chemical imbalance" or some moronic shit like that
how much can this pill enhance your actual gym gains?
just means takking the drug while working out will get you were you're going faster
>appear
>in rodents
>may
>someday
>it doesn't do anything?
>SLU(R)PP
you cant make this shit up hahahaha holy frick
whats it do, make you involuntary spasm so hard that you get a full body unwelcome workout for 3hrs? (make sure you wear a helmut)
if i do both i'll be twice as strong though
nice try schomo
Yeah and I'm sure there won't be any side effects, safe and effective.
SLU-PP-332 administration mimics exercise-induced benefits on whole-body metabolism in mice including increased energy expenditure and fatty acid oxidation. These effects were accompanied by decreased fat mass accumulation. Additionally, the ERR agonist effectively reduced obesity and improved insulin sensitivity in models of metabolic syndrome. Pharmacological activation of ERR may be an effective method to treat metabolic syndrome and obesity. SIGNIFICANCE STATEMENT: An estrogen receptor-related orphan receptor agonist, SLU-PP-332, with exercise mimetic activity, holds promise as a therapeutic to treat metabolic diseases by decreasing fat mass in mouse models of obesity.
nerd
Just sounds like a cool new fat burner to me.
flamethrowers have been around forever anon
it’s just cardarine 2
With less cancer
You hope
>I feel so bad for fitness bros, all their effort was for nothing
Don't worry. I'm fine, bro. Self discipline is an end to itself. You can always tell the weak from the strong.
>Estrogen antagonist
LuL
~~*Scientists*~~
take the goyslupp
It's called a TENS Unit
why dont they just make a whole tens suit?
she SLU on my PP till I 332
What if you do both?
How do gorillas get so swole even though they don't do any strength training?
Yeah I am sure they won't have any side effects or unforeseen consequences.
They already have that it's called anadrol.