Exercise is about to become obsolete.

Exercise is about to become obsolete. The drug SLU-PP-332 can give you all of the benefits of making exercise without having to actually go to the gym. I feel so bad for fitness bros, all their effort was for nothing

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is magic (heresy) and you should be burned at the stake for using it.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will die weak and with an ugly body, you will never know what it feels to have girls put their hands under your shirt to feel your muscles, youll never drop around a girl while fricking like its weightless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a moronic post, fitness has nothing to do with getting girls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for you maybe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For everyone, women don’t care about traits you can change, maybe fitness matters if you are fat and hiding those bones you already have but that is just negative fitness and you just need to return to baseline

          If anything muscles reduce your chances of getting women because society in its fear of admitting life isn’t fair pushes an association of muscles and attractiveness implying you have some sort of control, so women still only going for the bone structure they care about are tricked into thinking they have low standards and aren’t too picky since they don’t want muscles and as a result feel more secure in themselves and their relationships with their unmuscled boyfriends who still in fact have everything that matters (bone structure)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon but you have a great way of putting a kinda complex idea into words.
            You're right, people say muscles are attractive but I have the broadest shoulders compared to everyone I know and I still am incel unlike some ugly 130 pounds friends with strong jawlines, you're right bones are life and the things you can usually change are bullshit. Can't change height or jawline. Based post, saved.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are already theyre called steroids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      steroids make your muscles grow but they don't help you with disease associated with sendentarism

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no one leverages steroids without working out, what the frick do you know?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't they literally build muscle even if you don't do anything

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is never going to happen. Can’t believe people fall for garbage headlines so easily
            Anyone who says this hasn’t used. It makes you retain a lot more water so technically you’re gaining ‘lean mass’, as the studies show. Even if you gain a little muscle it is not going to make noticeable changes to your physique. One of the best things about my first cycle is that even as a pretty good natty I realized early on that the gear was not going to do it for me, even with my normal tough workouts. So I really stepped it up and had great results. Roids give you a better return on your investment. You put in an insane amount of work you get great results. You put in decent work you get decent results. You put in decent work as a natty you get close to no results after noob gains

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care, I workout because it makes me feel good, not because of how it makes me look

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay bait thread, go back to LULZ

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SOIentists say

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can it cure my depression?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh, it's umm, a "chemical imbalance" or some moronic shit like that

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much can this pill enhance your actual gym gains?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just means takking the drug while working out will get you were you're going faster

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >appear
    >in rodents
    >may
    >someday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesn't do anything?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SLU(R)PP
    you cant make this shit up hahahaha holy frick

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats it do, make you involuntary spasm so hard that you get a full body unwelcome workout for 3hrs? (make sure you wear a helmut)

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i do both i'll be twice as strong though
    nice try schomo

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and I'm sure there won't be any side effects, safe and effective.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SLU-PP-332 administration mimics exercise-induced benefits on whole-body metabolism in mice including increased energy expenditure and fatty acid oxidation. These effects were accompanied by decreased fat mass accumulation. Additionally, the ERR agonist effectively reduced obesity and improved insulin sensitivity in models of metabolic syndrome. Pharmacological activation of ERR may be an effective method to treat metabolic syndrome and obesity. SIGNIFICANCE STATEMENT: An estrogen receptor-related orphan receptor agonist, SLU-PP-332, with exercise mimetic activity, holds promise as a therapeutic to treat metabolic diseases by decreasing fat mass in mouse models of obesity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nerd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just sounds like a cool new fat burner to me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        flamethrowers have been around forever anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s just cardarine 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With less cancer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You hope

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I feel so bad for fitness bros, all their effort was for nothing
    Don't worry. I'm fine, bro. Self discipline is an end to itself. You can always tell the weak from the strong.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Estrogen antagonist
    LuL

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*Scientists*~~

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take the goyslupp

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a TENS Unit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why dont they just make a whole tens suit?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she SLU on my PP till I 332

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if you do both?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do gorillas get so swole even though they don't do any strength training?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I am sure they won't have any side effects or unforeseen consequences.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already have that it's called anadrol.

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