Fasting is Bullshit

>eat a big meal
>fast for 3 days
>don't shit for 3 days

What the frick is the point of fasting if the body is just gonna pull these dirty little tricks to extract every single last frickin calorie from your last meal?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calories aren't stored in your poop you idiot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that gril can store her poop in my mouth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks underage.
          Is this a niece post thread in disguise?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're attracted to that girl as an adult man then you are mentally ill and need to be medicated. She is like 17 at most.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >attracted to a sexually mature girl
              >would be married and a mother by this point in other days
              >makes you mentally ill

              Lol wut

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would a man be attracted to woman at an age they are literally the most fertile they will ever be? Millions of years of evolution would never make us attracted to the most fertile specimens of our species, that makes no sense.

        • 1 week ago
          Bench Enjoyer
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I beg your pardon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feces in the oral cavity

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best post of the day.

      But I had an audiobook about fasting and your body can indeed pull dirty tricks on you and change it's metabolic output specifically to try and prevent weightloss.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not if i exercise, at some point thermodynamics has to kick in for frick's sake, and no poop israelite will ever stop me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      unused protein is definitely stored in your intestines and used as needed
      the body can only absorb/process so much at once

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poop is just excess food waste your body physically can not hold anymore, fasting lets your body feed on your fat.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i get the shits immediately after eating food, does that mean most calories go right through without being absorbed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not how digestion works.
      If it did anorexics would be constantly shitting themselves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you mean "bulimics would all be thin."

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't tried it, have you?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go fricking eat, stuff your face, you need more food, eat food, get satiated, go digest food and shit food out, you need energy to shitpost after all

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is respiration
    You literally exhale most of your weight loss.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Similar.
    >Eating very little
    >700-1200 calories a day
    >weight dropping
    >poops have diminished in size down to like 1/4th what they used to be, only poop every 2-3 days now
    I dislike that. I need to get lean asap though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So eat even less then.
      Why don't you fast?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You lose about 0.63 pounds a day just from breathing. And that's without elevated breathing from working out. You definitely don't need to shit to lose weight.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fasting is for dyels. I can’t fast and get solid workouts in. Maybe if you’re sub 160 it works.

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