Fat lard cope and women lie about everything. You all can keep "trusting the science" Im going to stay unvaxxed, strong and lean. Im not watching porn, fapping, playing video games. I am eating clean, lifting heavy and reading my bible. Stay mad
Fat lard cope and women lie about everything.
>reading my bible
had me until
although I recognize jesus as a formidable powerlifter
meditation >>> going to church
nirvana >>> heaven / hell
>nirvana >>> heaven / hell
How is a baby swimming towards a dollar better than literally eternal paradise?
He doesn't know that Nirvana is pretty much hell. Read Shafarevich.
>bro are you happy? what the eff read this thing that'll make you not happy!
>hey where are you going come back
If all you want is to be happy then just start taking heroin that way you will always be happy.
>lost him at the most important thing
Hope you find Jesus anon
>although I recognize jesus as a formidable powerlifter
Based
>meditation >>> going to church
Christians have a form of meditation thou is more like a reflection where you focus on yourself and God. And some jesuits sometimes are in contact with a other religions where they practice some aspects of them, like meditation.
>Nirvana
-ACK
I know, right? Why would anyone meditate, to think about men's asses?
>retarded Westerner is attracted to Buddhism because it's exotic for self help he could get just as easily from the Bible
This is what women actually mean when they say they like "dad bods".
this
dad bod is still IST but more bf
because hormones after child birth change for the men too
I thought you only put on more fat if you start sitting on your ass & eating too much of the wrong "food." I don't buy that hormones alone can kill a previously lean body without a huge lapse in discipline.
The smell of babies and the lack of sleep lowers test.
test drops in expecting fathers that actually stick around
Dad bod is basically powerlifter physique that didn't let himself go too fucking badly.
It's so much less effort and more fun to stay at 15-20% bf anyway when natty. Beyond that and it's too much.
Yeah?
Attractive to women: Somewhere between otter and dad bod. Easily achievable natty.
Partially correct. True sluts look way beyond physical appearance, though it can matter to a certain degree.
Dad bod = bear mode
Fit bod = otter mode
Scary bod = roid retard
Women think “dad bod” is muscle dude with a layer of fat to cover their abs. It’s not guy with 30 pounds of IPA fat and skinny arms.
Thank you anon for saying the truth. Bearmode is truly the way, not bloatmaxx or skinny fat.
>dadbod buxx
>chadbod fucks
>Im going to stay unvaxxed, strong and lean. Im not watching porn, fapping, playing video games. I am eating clean, lifting heavy and reading my bible.
do you get laid?
Just being unvaxxed and bellicose about it these days can get you laid easily. You need to get out in public more.
>Just being unvaxxed and bellicose about it these days can get you laid easily
lmao sure thing, did your friends on pol tell you this?
then suddenly, unexpectedly...
so do you get laid or not?
Why does it always come back to that with you gays? You're so fucking painfully retarded and normie that you go straight for an ad hominem instead of having anything relevant or even comical to say. You are an insufferable cunt. PS. Yes I get laid and I have a child who isn't going to become a delusional chud.
>I have a child
And yet here you are arguing with literal teenagers on IST. Time to stop posting, buddy.
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>bitchute link
I'm taking that as a no.
A message that didn't require approval by fact checkers has a chance of being real.
means nothing and you are a pseud gay which is completely unsurprising
*editors note: author has a dad bod and lost an arm wrestle to his 14 year old son
My gym bro is 260lbs and on steroids and women have called it a dad bod before when he was peak bulk.
dad bod literally means Cavill in the first Superman movie aka roided up actor with a great frame and 15% bodyfat
this is what women really mean when they say dadbod.
some muscles covered with a layer of fat and no visible abs. you can archieve this in under 6month natty.
I don't if I could go light enough to stay that weak though.
>you can archieve this in under 6month natty.
Maybe with perfect genetics and diet. A body like that should take around 1-2 years for an average joe to achieve.
Modern women are retards
Be the best you
Not be the best for a bitch
Pretty much
it is 100% a fact that gigachad gets rated higher by chicks for "casual encounter" but dadbod gets rated higher for "long-term partner".
so as always when it comes to things like this it depends what you're measuring and how you measure it. there is more than one context for attractiveness.
if you want to pump and dump sloots then be gigachad. if you want to fulfil your function as a human being and raise children in a stable household then go for gigachad anyway because fuck that gay shit, but you get my point.
>but dadbod gets rated higher for "long-term partner"
Yeah the women want you to be less attractive to other women to increase the chances of you staying. I never want to have body fat. Ever. Ripped zyzz gigachad is the way to go.
Also be a gigachad. Being more suitable for a short term relationship means women are actually aroused by you. Men for long term relationship are only there so they can provide and give the comfort of a relationship. They aren't arousing, they're safe.
~~*yale professor*~~
>Women tell you something
>you believe them
I bet you think women actually like sensitive guys too
Every girl I've met who said they prefer dad bods had a lanklet bf
We have an epidemic of fat people and all women are insecure as fuck. You think they're gonna pick the men that make them feel bad about being whales? Also women don't like not being the attractive on in the relationship because once again they're insecure as fuck. She's not gonna feel good about herself if everyone thinks she's lucky to be with you rather you're lucky to be with her. Dad bod means you were attractive before and you let yourself go a little bit so she remains more attractive then you. If you have a dad bod she doesn't feel pressured to maintain her figure because most of them are lazy.
Also if a women calls you intimidating or scary because you're in shape that's a good thing. That means they're attracted to you they're just insecure because you're more attractive than them. Which means you arouse them. Being safe doesn't arouse them. Stay gigachads.
That is not what they mean when they say dad bod
When is some chad going to run a study attempting to find out whether or not women lie about this. Then, when the results inevitably show that they do, share it everywhere so we can once and for all have scientific proof women are liars.
The study is definitely bullshit because of
or women saying Chris Hemsworth playing Thor in a fat suit was still hot.
the fat doesnt go to your face when you wear a fat suit, also demigod/famos actor might play a role depending on how their viewing it.
>When is some chad going to run a study attempting to find out whether or not women lie about this.
Pickup community circa 2003.
They already figured this out.
After asking for preferences in a survey, install pussy dampness monitors to vagene and show men with different body types on a screen.
Yes, I will be lab assistant and just like some scumbag morongay jannie I will also do it for free.
~~*yale professor*~~
Just go Wolverine-mode....basically a nice middle ground of husbando and otter. Picrel. Not massive so you don't come off as an autistic gymcel, easily maintable both muscularity and bodyfat wise, can be achieved in a variety of ways (weighted calisthenics, lifting, martial arts, kettlebells and any mix of these). Allows you to actually have fit related hobbies instead of being stuck in a gym all the time which women think is weird. Lift/calisthenics/kettlebells 3 to 4x a week and pickup a sport or hobby like climbing, grappling, soccer or whatever for cardio and social gains.
Congrats, now you don't look like a socially autistic retard and have a physique better than like 95% of men. Also a physique that you can maintain well with age...something ottermode fails at.
Yeah it really doesn't take much to impress women, and it also doesn't take much to intimidate them.
I think everyone understimates the importance of pull ups. strong shoulders and forearms are classic masculine traits, fairly visible while clothed, easily felt in an embrace, and very visible while performing labor or sport.
If all you ever did was pull ups, farmer's walks/lunges, and yard work you'd look great (provided you aren't a glutton).
When women figure out they have to settle?
TUBBY CHUBBY BIG BLUBBY
WOMAN WANT THAT DADDY DUDDY
Not from my experience. I was invisible when I had a dadbod
>says random gay
I am so grateful to be a fag that doesn't have to settle for fatcope social norm attractiveness or have to deal with women literally ever in my personal life. I see a woman and she means nothing to me and I do not ever listen to a single word they utter. Women are nothing to me, and it is the most blissful existence imaginable. Fuck women, simple as.
Hehehe...see goy...you can keep buying mcdonalds, playing vidya and drinking beer. Women actually prefer dad bods over so called "healthy" "fit" bodies
I was more successful with women when slightly chubby, bearded, and with shaggy hair as a broke ass college student than I am as a IST Marine.
Same anon BUT so many other factors changed
I bet, if I had to guess, ultimately you were more fun back then
>garden gnome rat from ~~*university*~~ says you should let yourself become weak and lazy to get women
No ulterior motive there
Wonder what the early Life section says about that Yale professor.
the "women" you are all thinking they surveyed arent who was surveyed lol. it was probably mostly American landwhales on their way into the grocery store to get more Twinkies and Ho-Hos.
>Women a narcissistic liars
Unless the study was conducted with electrodes hooked up to their bags, the study is bunk.
Women do love making their man fat, as a form of shit test and if they succeed to sabotage his chances. Telling men they like dad bods is just an extension of the latter.
All my biggest gains were when I was in a relationship since someone was cooking food
Thats not an example of a dad bod though. Its just a fat gut.
I don't care what women like. I will continue lifting what I enjoy lifting and if the bitches happen to flock then okay. Even if women really did prefer dadbods I would rather die a virgin than give up my gains.
another thread with white neckbeards debating what women find attractive while irl shitskin manlets outbreed them
>playing video games
uh... bros? i-is there a problem with that
and men can turn themselves into women, same scientists say
Why do I like this character so much
He has no redeeming qualities
He is a brutally honest character and he is not ashamed to display his extreme vanity to the viewer.
I don't believe a single word women say about anything
Science says lifting heavy and eating healthy food is good for you, fucking retard.
>Yale
Ah yes, the degenerate Ivy.