>fat shamed my practice gf to lose weight
>she did
>now has a qt face
>also a lot of disgusting loose skin
what can I do, its really a turn off tbqh
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>fat shamed my practice gf to lose weight
>she did
>now has a qt face
>also a lot of disgusting loose skin
what can I do, its really a turn off tbqh
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Looks like practice is finished. Game over. You can replay the tutorial or enter Story mode
Unironically upvoted
Just say you have a weird obsession with fixing girls and that you wish her the best or something
get her on anavar and back on a bulk but on a proper diet
What the frick is a practice gf?
The not so cute girl you date so that you can practice doing boyfriend/girlfriend stuff with her. Then you dump her when you find a pretty girl to be your gf.
Since you already had some relationship practice, you know what works and what doesn't work in the relationship
You don't dump her, you let another girl steal you from her.
Also you basically let your starter gf groom you into a man she is attracted to, which other women will also be attracted to. After 4 or 5 gfs, you will be attractive to 9s.
you guys are truly pathetic
The rich get richer kid. Play the game. Learn how to win.
>t. Practice gf trying to get closure a month after I left her for my now wife
(She wasn't a bad person, but I never intended to seriously date her)
Holy shit she's stupid. Bullet dodged there.
What a strange breakup
That last line, heard that one far too many times. It's the trap card
This.
It sounds like you missed key milestones in social development. Being a teen and young adult is basically all about learning and practicing for the real thing. Play is learning about socialization, camaraderie, hierarchy and basic interactions. Dating is learning about what you want, how to attract better mates, how to make relationships work.
A lot of things in life sound off putting when you put them into words. Like “networking” for example. But that doesn’t make it any less true or valid and it’s not that these concepts are inherently bad or disgusting it’s just that you missed key developmental milestones and experiences and as a result you’ve gone full sour grapes mode and reject these very notions. Instead of dating, playing the field, having fun you just turned inward, sit behind a screen and tell yourself how much superior you are while secretly waiting for the 11/10 introverted virgin goddess to fall into your lap. Sad!
No.
Give us the secret
2nd this
Rub a thin layer of chilli oil on your dick before the act. Just enough for that little bit of extra stimulation but not so much that she can feel the burn.
You for real?
this fr? You secret is making her feel like she has an UTI?
Bonus tip: don‘t stick it in her urethra incel.
huh?
DID SHE JUST ADMIT TO CHEATING AND THEN TRY TO USE IT TO GET BACK WITH YOU
I'm literally just telling autistic/undersocialized people to behave like normies and especially women. Normies lie, cheat, and steal when they can het away with it. They torment the weak and worship the strong.
You're not going to get free shit from spergs if I can help it.
based practicers
You wait? Loose skin takes quite some time to go away
SS + GOMAD + let me frick her instead
Wait till she cheat on you so you can break up without being seen as the bad guy
get her to gain as much muscle as possible and she'll need less fat to fill out the loose skin
Dealing with one woman in my life is fricking exhausting enough imagine having to dump one and get to know another
Truth, the only thing harder than staying together is starting over, ha.
But you're not trying to keep the first one. The first girl is a throwaway. You also don't have to actively look for the second one. Girls are attracted to taken men. Somehow someway, whenever you have a girl around you. The universe gives you more girls.
So all you have to do is treat the throwaway really nice, until the second girl comes along. Then once the second girl and you go on a couple dates, you dump the first one. For the transition period, just tell the throwaway you'll be busy for a week
The secret all who have made it dont really tell incels on the internet is that in order to keep or mold someone into a trad wife, you have to basically become her dad. Thats what traditional means. You make all the decisions, you bring home the money, and you basically let her relive her childhood by taking care of everything like her dad while still giving her good dick, and assign household responsibilities that pertain to being a good mother. It legit takes work, but the flip side is the hotter the girl, the more she is willing to be a trad wife for the right giy (aka rich and high status)
Practice gf? Wtf? I've only seen that term used for trannies before.
it's an american thing, but i guess that's redundant after the troony connotation.
Yeah, it's an American who was saying this. He said that you should use a troony as a practice gf.
Don't talk about my wife like that.
I dated a girl that I think had lost a lot of weight. She didn’t have a ton of loose skin, but it was enough where her stomach felt kind of loose. She giggled when she came, which was way more off putting than the skin thing. Her roommates nicknamed me thunderwiener because the house would shake when I spent the night.
Show face pic?
my gf is chubby and im worried the weight she's losing will increase her value and make her more desirable to other men. practice gfs is some bugman shit though.
Don't worry anon I'll give her fat ass a real dick down to show how much she shouldn't lose weight
>tfw screwed up an easy as frick chance at a chinese practice gf (she literally asked me out) because she was kinda boring and I thought I'd have tons of opportunities after
>5 years ago