>Come enjoy the biggest Fat celebration of the year. With over 30+ hours of programming, amazing keynote speakers, a fashion show and a vendors hall all geared towards generating Fat joy and informing the Fat experience, its going to be the convention you've always wanted to attend!
FatCon dot org
id fricking love to show up to this shit at 12% BF
would be a blast
youd basically have a 24/7 AoE trigger aura around you
I have a lot of leftover airlines miles, I'm not in good shape right now but if anyone wants to post physique with timestamp and a throwaway email address I will fly you out to seattle so you can do what and
said. Whoever has the best physique wins
>Do NOT stand outside of fat con with shredded physique, a pump, no shirt and shorts while doing a posing routine outside the entrance.
>Fat con
>A dedicated trans fat section
Not suprised
Will it smell better or worse than an anime con?
Is there a difference?
I feel like for every two obese anime fans there's one that either is thin as frick or jacked as frick.
Discuss.
the thin dudes are the ones you have to wary of.
the jacked dudes are shounen shitters
i myself as a powerlifter am a master race moe lover, mech fan and shoujo enjoyer
>i myself as a powerlifter am a master race moe lover, mech fan and shoujo enjoyer
so you're one of the fat fricks AND horrible taste in anime?
For me it's Vocaloid. Also Utauloid to a lesser extent but no one without autism and N2+ Japanese knows what the frick that is
Do NOT order 30 gallons of salad to FatCon.
Do NOT stand outside of fat con with shredded physique, a pump, no shirt and shorts while doing a posing routine outside the entrance.
Do NOT call in a bomb threat to FatCon.
DO NOT DO THESE THINGS.
Tell Seattle’s homeless free food at FatCon.
Mass shooters need to go here.
>Easy big targets
>Can't run
>Too big for exits
>They look like stampeding cows which is funny
Obviously no one should do this, but the best way to take these people out would be to slip poison into the catering. You know those plates are being licked clean by the end of the day. But again, not condoning this. Don't do it.
So let me get this straight: Hundreds of fat people are going to be here. They're all going to be in one big building. An entire building full of fat people. In close proximity to eachother. Wall to wall.
imagine the smell
This is just a BBW Bash
Like, instead of being mad that fat people exist, just go there and hit on women and hook up in the shitty motel just down the street
or don't like, why does this bother you?
>let people enjoy things
If you want to frick these creatures you should be forced against a wall and executed by firing squad.
seems like lesbian city
it's gonna look like this lol
...and the N-double-A-F-P would sure like to get a hold of hogger hating me
Extremely based and underrated johnny rebel enjoyer
For the feds reading this thread. Hello!
Someone should go dressed like a doughnut, it'll be like that video of israelites chasing the dude dressed up as a dollar bill
Imagine setting the building on fire ha ha
With a flint in steel in Minecraft